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  • morning, ladies.

  • My name is Jackson, the guy.

  • And welcome back to half life optics.

  • We just decimated some dudes here.

  • Uh, first try, of course.

  • Uh, never doubted myself for a single second.

  • Maybe I have to go that way, But I am looking for crazy ing, as I always do.

  • Look at that big bubble butt of a balls up there.

  • All right?

  • I'm ahead in that way.

  • Who, uh, nice.

  • Just call me the teleporting jumpy man, because that's what I am.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Detergent.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Tied part challenge, huh?

  • Remember when people were idiots?

  • People are still idiots by licking toilet seats during a Corona virus.

  • Yeah, People are fucking morons.

  • Don't be a moron.

  • Thank you for listening to me talk.

  • Okay, Um, more resin.

  • Nice.

  • Sorry.

  • Or your open on it.

  • I was in here.

  • Oh, I have to do a thing.

  • Yes.

  • Wait, Where's power coming from?

  • Hold on.

  • Just a Jimbo Jones.

  • Okay.

  • Where is this power go to?

  • Okay, you go back in.

  • Open this somehow.

  • Oh, 00 that makes a lot more sense.

  • I didn't realize you could interact with this thing.

  • Um yeah.

  • God.

  • Okay, let's not do that.

  • Jesus, Alex.

  • What?

  • You're trying to get yourself killed.

  • Sometimes I wonder powers that I don't need that power.

  • So we need that power to go there.

  • No, I'm not, either.

  • Just that I thought of this mess for not all right.

  • I want to see what I can operate on my new gun.

  • Um Oh, yeah.

  • Another one.

  • Um, which way are you turning until you burn?

  • Nice.

  • Um, let's like this one in.

  • I want to see what I can get for this.

  • May be an iron sight or Ah, laser sight or something like that.

  • So disappointed about my cha kun grenades reflex.

  • I laser sight any 25 extended magazine.

  • I might wait for the laser sight reflex.

  • Sights are cool looking, though.

  • I barely ever use this one anymore, though, ever since getting the laser sight.

  • Um, yeah, well, we'll hold on to that for a while.

  • Um, I guess Come here.

  • I guess I could take you and put you in there.

  • All right.

  • That's about it.

  • Wait.

  • I thought I was going somewhere through here.

  • No way.

  • I could have just jumped the fence up here.

  • Good night.

  • Probably.

  • Earth surrenders stay calm indoors.

  • Advise experts literally.

  • Right now.

  • Right now in the world in 2020 in March.

  • Stay calm.

  • Stay indoors.

  • So isolate.

  • Wash your fucking hands.

  • All right?

  • Yeah.

  • Nice.

  • It never fails to impress me The extent of which a video game will go.

  • Our guy's gonna show up here and shoot me.

  • I'm ready.

  • I knew it.

  • I knew I could smell them.

  • What's in here, though?

  • I'm a heightened the high voltage.

  • So if you shoot me, you sure everything.

  • Oh, shit.

  • That was awesome.

  • You're so like I fuck Fuck, yeah.

  • Same Honestly, our crowded down here, com channels going crazy.

  • We took out that substation.

  • They know we're after the vault now, whatever they really, really don't want.

  • Oh, well, that's the spirit from your field.

  • Well, bitch, I'm gonna die.

  • Uh huh.

  • Well, I think that that get you Are you dead?

  • No, I feel like that was kind of cheating.

  • I feel like we weren't on fairground.

  • Ah, shit.

  • And what am I Damn.

  • Okay, well, that went hard, honey.

  • Oh, anything else?

  • I think that's their bios.

  • Yes.

  • This is what I wanted.

  • I always forget which button it is.

  • toe.

  • Push it.

  • Uh, let me move this.

  • There we go.

  • Had the lenses inside this pushing right against me.

  • My eyes.

  • All right.

  • Nothing else.

  • All right.

  • Thanks, but no.

  • Are six in my head.

  • More help would be appreciated because I heard I think it was actually out of Chaka Nemo.

  • So t shows left.

  • You know, I'm out of shells.

  • You did say you had two left, and then I put two in, and then you said you had none left.

  • So that's how math works.

  • Tune in next week, or we'll teach you all about stealing.

  • That's one reason.

  • Look, thanks.

  • And I turned this off.

  • I wonder, is that my plan of action right now?

  • Home, hand through It didn't do anything to me, so I don't know why this is even a barricade.

  • It's so cool.

  • God, even the dose rustling up in front of my face.

  • I was holding my breath in real life because I thought I was gonna breathe it in.

  • Now you might say machine that just makes you a dumb ass.

  • But I say yes.

  • But also that v r is crazy, uh, bats a fucking bad.

  • Can I just use this to trigger it.

  • The fuck How did you get hit by that anyway?

  • It was all the way downstairs.

  • Come on, Alex.

  • Taking shrapnel to the face.

  • Take it like a champ.

  • That's what I want.

  • Uh, yes.

  • Okay.

  • Cool.

  • Where some of the resident that you picked up was, like more than one.

  • So that each reds and Watson just one piece that you could find different size chunks of residence.

  • So some of them are, like 10.

  • Raising some of them or if I just anything to kind of very adult this moment?

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • I will put you in instead of that.

  • Actually, I'll use put you in there.

  • Full health again.

  • Goody goody gumdrops.

  • I feel like a new man.

  • Then we set off another bomb of here.

  • I think two of them exploded.

  • Yes, sir.

  • Home.

  • Okay, get something for you.

  • Look, don't tell.

  • May likes.

  • Oh, you guys heard that, huh?

  • I I thought I was being stealthy.

  • I'm a little India, you know, Like that is accurate to real life.

  • They put it in the new magazine.

  • I didn't have thio cock the barrel or whatever you call it.

  • Putting a put a round in the chamber.

  • Hayes's lads.

  • What do you showed Not You didn't even see me yet.

  • I put a hole in you.

  • Okay?

  • Was even she Fuck, Yeah.

  • Suck it.

  • Suck it.

  • Drive your cool and shoot them without looking at it.

  • Aiming down sites.

  • Hey.

  • Okay, the tracking is freaking out on me.

  • Not helping.

  • Now, now, now, now, out.

  • Everything fucking hurts.

  • My day is ruined.

  • You know I'm shooting you right?

  • Nice.

  • Oh, don't between buildings.

  • Good.

  • Yeah, I do my own stunts, you know.

  • That's cool.

  • Yeah, that sound design is awesome.

  • This hate Alex.

  • They say my name.

  • Yeah, that's no good.

  • Yeah, assuming they say, Hey, Alex, are they saying my name?

  • Also, rugs go in the ground at the wall.

  • What are you, some kind of idiot?

  • People call me nice.

  • You keep your shotgun shells in the freezer like I do.

  • I thought that was the only one.

  • Nice one Kool and the gang.

  • Where we going next?

  • Fellows?

  • Yes.

  • Uh, no.

  • Well, come in.

  • I'm naked.

  • Okay.

  • I know I can discern these.

  • What if I get this wrong?

  • I die, right?

  • That's right.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • That's exactly the game I was talking about.

  • Remember?

  • He said that.

  • Oh, is that cured for me?

  • No.

  • Like that's not gonna kill me.

  • It'll kill them.

  • Okay, I'm nervous.

  • What?

  • What did I deserve?

  • What?

  • Why did I even hack that thing?

  • Oh, now it turned off.

  • D'oh!

  • Or they could it short.

  • I couldn't cut it short.

  • This is weird, because this is own Oh, the thing catches up with you.

  • Ah, got it.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, man.

  • I got myself killed for nothing.

  • I hope you can all over the floor.

  • Gross.

  • Well Oh, what ice?

  • You know, I think I know how to jump now.

  • We don't want to, but the bastard Grinchy bastard.

  • Get out of here, Right.

  • No, don't tell me I have toilet paper.

  • But Oh, I don't like that.

  • Okay?

  • I don't need health.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Who?

  • Well, shoot me.

  • Who's trying to shoot a present from my room?

  • Wiggle worm.

  • Maybe if you spent more time actually learning how to shoot last time practicing how you die, you'd be much better at this.

  • God is Duke everywhere.

  • Hope about his soup.

  • What's the super The daylights I'll drink any fluids if you give it to me, Someone's making a blue p life station Control the old is shit.

  • Spread out.

  • God, What is it?

  • What are you using it for?

  • Everywhere.

  • Like expanding for is it just insulation?

  • Is it that would you Days are doing?

  • Is that insulation that you're doing?

  • No.

  • Yes, I did the things that were there.

  • The ashtray is what I wanted there.

  • See, when it works, it looks amazing.

  • Like, Oh, Whoa!

  • Look at magic.

  • Tin of beans were then When it doesn't, it's like Rusche Now it just looks like a moron.

  • Just look, don't don't look at me.

  • You know anything in here?

  • Any nice food?

  • I'm starving.

  • I've been eating anything this entire game.

  • Yes.

  • Get out of here.

  • You're in my way.

  • Come on.

  • You can't open that.

  • Okay?

  • Ending in the toilet.

  • It's probably clean the toilet, though.

  • This is what happens.

  • Okay?

  • YouTube hasn't been working out for me lately.

  • All right?

  • It's a hard life.

  • This is what I goto when the YouTube this and working out anymore.

  • Cleaning the tail, it's, you know?

  • Okay, well, it'll be clean when you get to flush it I promise you that.

  • Okay?

  • Anything else lying around?

  • It's that bottoms alighting everywhere because everyone in this game is an alcoholic.

  • Yes.

  • I just said everybody who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic, you know?

  • Right.

  • This is not bad statement.

  • No, it's just a false statement.

  • Just cause it's false doesn't mean it's not true.

  • E was laying around from this room looking very pretty.

  • I like what you did with the place.

  • You know, some people like I have to get contractors in to build a new wall everywhere.

  • You just knocked down all of the walls that just put colors everywhere.

  • It really just opens up the environment.

  • You know, cooler green here, orange.

  • They're lovely.

  • I really like what you did.

  • I don't know.

  • Shit.

  • All right.

  • Have used this in a while.

  • Hips, the works just okay.

  • You want some too?

  • You thought that whatever happened to that guy, he couldn't possibly happen to you?

  • I've been there, buddy.

  • It never goes.

  • Well, never assume that what happens.

  • The one person is the same thing that's gonna happen to you or may not happen to you.

  • All right, That's good.

  • Life in place.

  • Okay.

  • Moving on.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • These things keep sleeping.

  • What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • All right, I'm going upstairs.

  • You're free to join me if you want.

  • I feel bad for anyone who has to record this game like the teleporting like this, because for some people, they have to use that.

  • I'm using the continuous movement.

  • Like when I move the analog stick, the character moves around and sways and everything that moves like an actual video game character.

  • But some people can't actually play that way because it makes him severely motion sick, like this sort of thing.

  • The first time you do this in V.

  • R.

  • It's like, Whoa, whoa!

  • When your brain feels weird.

  • I've just played so much, we are at this point I was like, There's no way I could get close to that with the box in the way because I'll probably just end up dying.

  • But some people have to play with the teleporting mechanics, and I I don't think that that looks great, But if you're recording it, audiences tend to hate that audiences tend to hate any sort of movement like that because it just looks bizarre for a video tonight.

  • Hold on Oh, that's fun.

  • I actually had to be careful the second time.

  • First time I didn't give a shit balls to the wall.

  • Uh, no way.

  • Oh.

  • Oh, be careful.

  • Oh, be careful.

  • You know what?

  • Fuck this.

  • I don't get anything for disarming.

  • Let's try that again.

  • Okay, let's try that again.

  • Okay, Let's try that again.

  • Okay, Let's try that again.

  • Nailed it out.

  • Fuck.

  • I'll take some pain.

  • Now to get through it.

  • You need to feel some pain to get to the true joy of life.

  • Okay, let me do some quick math.

  • Okay?

  • One plus one equals dumb ass, huh?

  • But you I don't know.

  • I assaulted you like that.

  • Here, have a kind of Koga.

  • We're kind of Koga.

  • It's It's the greatest.

  • Your beverage.

  • All right.

  • You can drink it.

  • You don't get copyright claimed.

  • It's wonderful.

  • Hold it normally.

  • Okay, I'm just a little book.

  • Uh, yeah, yeah.

  • How come in tight?

  • Yeah, that Okay, that's a great way to stop people smoking.

  • If you can't even open the cigarettes that you can't smoke can damage your lungs.

  • Great messaging.

  • And in the book, there's never really been anything kind of hiding in other boxes other than the obvious, Like yellow crates.

  • You always in half.

  • I only shit that sky looks so real.

  • Did you just take a picture of a sky?

  • Put it in my video game?

  • Feels like that.

  • Oh, your dad back.

  • But you said Oh, you're dead.

  • My wife, right?

  • Honestly, on actual survival about I think that photo back Russell put Dad on Bury Dad, we just took down a substation because when they move this thing, that weapon's gone.

  • We need to get it tonight.

  • We will.

  • You still got that data pot, right?

  • I do.

  • Restless file.

  • I'm gonna need a t o.

  • Yep, It's right over there.

  • Okay.

  • Green.

  • Oh, you're good, honey, for sure.

  • You go ahead.

  • I'll be fine, Dad.

  • I promise.

  • Keep that promise.

  • I'll get to work on the data pod.

  • Characters are having a very serious conversation on.

  • I'm beating my hands off my microphone in real life wops.

  • I'm just having fun.

  • That course of the building that looks stinky.

  • Look, spot, fix your ship valve.

  • Okay?

  • I only want top tier quality in my video games.

  • Honey cousin.

  • Sniff it out there, lads.

  • Hope the resin What?

  • An entrance.

  • Don't pick up anything.

  • No.

  • Did you just pick up something and put it back?

  • Don't do that.

  • I want to fuck.

  • Are you Are you a bad one?

  • I want a friend.

  • It's rough being out here on my own.

  • I want one of you to be friendly, so I could bring you with me.

  • Okay?

  • I'll put you back where you were.

  • You thought that was a real person hall, buddy.

  • You thought you could just nosh on that head?

  • Start regaling, William.

  • Well, now you're just fucking ruined.

  • It all okay?

  • I'm a bring a friend with me.

  • Just me and the guys.

  • I an out.

  • Roger, You are incorrigible.

  • Oh, man.

  • Roger.

  • Okay.

  • Should put my arm around.

  • You walk downtown.

  • This is my new best friend, Roger.

  • Roger.

  • Oh, God.

  • Did they get your Roger that The head crop get you.

  • Fuck.

  • Not Roger.

  • He was the best of us.

  • Roger, you're back.

  • What a fucking mad lad.

  • All right, come on, Roger.

  • You can protect me in the fight against humanity.

  • Uh, fighting for humanity.

  • You get it right.

  • Roger.

  • Why can't I move?

  • What?

  • It was weird.

  • I was still come place bad guys.

  • Okay.

  • It's gonna be okay.

  • Roger, They're not here.

  • Roger.

  • We're playing for now.

  • Let me see me.

  • Goto work.

  • Roger.

  • I'll show you how we do this.

  • I'll show you how we do this Irish sty.

  • Uh, okay.

  • She's a little.

  • She's a little confusing there.

  • Roger.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • This one's a big hole over the place.

  • I don't really know ones and doing with this.

  • Um, Okay, that seems right.

  • And then Nice, isn't it, Raj?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Roger.

  • You need a better viewing position here.

  • I'll get you a chair.

  • Come here.

  • Come here.

  • Fucking dastardly chair.

  • Roger, You sit right there right there and be my friend.

  • Well, god damn it, Roger.

  • You're breaking the laws of physics now.

  • There's not much I can do with that.

  • Nice.

  • All right.

  • You still saw it though, right?

  • Nor your second headless right now.

  • But these are serious times.

  • Yeah, Yes.

  • Perfect.

  • Yeah.

  • Roger.

  • I'm packing.

  • It's whatever.

  • It's really no big deal is gonna make evening with this thing a lot better.

  • And how wasted I sample I was on the bottom of that.

  • What was the other upgrades?

  • Looking good You can put that to good use.

  • Sure.

  • Bet your sweet you Zealand African or extended mag the 30.

  • For that, though.

  • Nice ride is not cool.

  • You don't have any ice, so I'm not gonna blind you.

  • Roger and the chairs coming with me.

  • Okay.

  • That was a magic trick.

  • Like this.

  • Mmm.

  • Amazing.

  • Roger.

  • Now I go through it all.

  • Okay?

  • I figured out how to break the game.

  • Let's see if we can reproduce.

  • Okay.

  • I figured out how to break the chairs.

  • Can I break anything else?

  • The amazing Roger.

  • Okay.

  • It's not the floors problem.

  • The floor's fine.

  • Put Roger on it.

  • You're flying on a book in ways that a chair that you don't like.

  • Are you one of those?

  • Anti chair?

  • Let's all right.

  • I got more magazine here.

  • No, Now is not the time to kiss.

  • What do you mean?

  • It felt like a moment.

  • No, it didn't.

  • Do you always want to kiss people?

  • When the looming of dangerous around.

  • I will answer that.

  • Jesus, Roger.

  • Keep it in your storm.

  • I don't know what What do you got?

  • Keep it in your half torso, right.

  • You go see what they're all about?

  • Roger.

  • Don't resist.

  • Wanna Roger?

  • Roger.

  • Okay.

  • Go see what they want.

  • Raj.

  • Right, Roger.

  • Useless.

  • And now I lost my best friend.

  • Great.

  • I have to do something with this.

  • Or is it just a way of looking out?

  • I don't know.

  • Over this.

  • Nice fuck it.

  • Oh, God, I hear Well, first I heard my knees cracking, but I hear Ed Crabs press, huh?

  • Dog food find working away.

  • Thanks.

  • Oh, he is missing a leg, though.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • He was missing a leg before, right?

  • Well, it's It's still gone.

  • He's funny.

  • I like him.

  • What is this?

  • Roger.

  • What'd you get in the elevator?

  • I'm not gonna get Roger back, am I?

  • Okay?

  • And I go back out there.

  • So here, let me back out the door.

  • What's going on in this room?

  • Stink.

  • That is a camera, my man.

  • Oh, there.

  • Get out of my way.

  • Wait.

  • Is this the way forward?

  • Hold crap.

  • I don't wanna go all the way forward yet.

  • I want to see if I can actually do anything with that elevator.

  • How would I go?

  • Huh?

  • Huh?

  • Pounds of this stuff now.

  • Game breaks.

  • That's what happens.

  • Oh, No, I What's that thing that I'm hearing?

  • Evil goes to that.

  • Yeah, but, Roger, you're back.

  • Good to see you, buddy.

  • Good to see you.

  • Um, not really sure what we do here, Raj.

  • I think that get up there rushing up.

  • Get over there.

  • Roger, for fuck's sake.

  • Stick the landing.

  • Atta boy.

  • Good job piece.

  • Um, okay.

  • This way.

  • I can't get out over this now again.

  • Or can I?

  • Uh, no, I can't with that bracket.

  • You know what I'm supposed to be doing?

  • What is that whole area over there?

  • My knee's popped again.

  • Roger, do something.

  • You know what?

  • Let's just go through and see what's going on.

  • Nice.

  • I came back this way.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know what that's for.

  • U and resin.

  • What did I miss that?

  • Go on.

  • Shock in shells.

  • I'm so glad I came back through this area.

  • No, uh, so strong.

  • Well, I know it's intimidating all that.

  • I have more.

  • Plenty more where that came from.

  • Okay.

  • Turns out if you just put one hand on it and pull and then let go, your character just mounts the rest of it on the road.

  • Low tip.

  • My authorized personnel?

  • I don't know.

  • Okay, I was going to say, Do these have anything in them?

  • Good.

  • Well done.

  • No, I was wondering if I was missing anything by not smashing these, but well, don't even smash this one in the book.

  • Whoa, Alec, are you seeing that the border guards taking down that was so cool.

  • Okay, I stand with the border gone.

  • Fuck you, Bucks!

  • Fuck you, Bucks!

  • Fuck you!

  • Box!

  • No.

  • This is how I smack something and break my hand.

  • He's just back into where I was.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Let me across.

  • Do something.

  • The elevator in here.

  • Stinky boxes.

  • Yeah.

  • Strong.

  • What?

  • Back here.

  • How does this help grab the thing?

  • Okay.

  • Roger.

  • And coming back.

  • Good to see you, buddy.

  • I knew wherever love would keep going.

  • Nice.

  • That's how we do it.

  • Irish style.

  • Raj.

  • Okay, stop freaking out.

  • Everything is making a lot of silence here.

  • That's right, Raj.

  • That's right, Sparky.

  • Roger.

  • You want to see something funny?

  • Uh huh.

  • Come on.

  • It's a joke.

  • Roger.

  • It's It's a joke.

  • I was never gonna let them do anything to you.

  • Come on, man.

  • Relax.

  • I find Jesus got so touching I'm down here.

  • Maybe I can engineer a personality into you.

  • Yeah.

  • Use these.

  • Ah, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Climb, climb, Climb.

  • Yep, yep.

  • There's a whole video of me going fucking insane.

  • Oh, Roger, you have a shadow.

  • But I don't.

  • What does that mean?

  • I don't know.

  • Don't look at me.

  • I wasn't the one who programmed this game.

  • Roger.

  • I have a great now out.

  • Out.

  • Roger.

  • I blame Roger for actually, I blame my own.

  • No, I blame Roger.

  • He's definitely the one at fault.

  • He was definitely one that got me killed.

  • They're not me at all.

  • All right, let me back in.

  • I'm ready to go.

  • Oh, God, we're just here.

  • Okay.

  • Roger.

  • I'm coming back, buddy.

  • Come on.

  • You got this this time.

  • Actually, we both got this.

  • Good.

  • I'm not gonna feed you that.

  • The thing in the roof this time you can rest assured you're fine.

  • Okay.

  • I want to do this.

  • I realize that I have two and a tiny bit hearts.

  • And that's still killed me that easily.

  • Okay.

  • Did that get him that he died?

  • You?

  • Roger.

  • What do you think?

  • I think he's dead.

  • Raj topped up top of the morning.

  • That's my thing.

  • Roger.

  • Steal anything.

  • Ladders air for dum dums.

  • Ladders air for stink, ese.

  • Oh, God.

  • Jane Farrell.

  • Don't go near that.

  • Roger.

  • Yeah, they're all Dad.

  • Raj.

  • Every single one of them off times.

  • Yeah.

  • I just wanted them there in case enemy show up.

  • Raj, It's called Tactics.

  • You wouldn't know anything about it.

  • Strategy four.

  • My guys around here.

  • Raj, Go see them.

  • Write them.

  • You're right.

  • Well, it's a gun.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • As long as they don't shoot me with this in my hand will be fine.

  • You see that, Roge?

  • Roger.

  • Go get, uh, Roger.

  • Jesus.

  • You right in the front lines in that one, it's over.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's just me and my gun.

  • You don't?

  • He has a lot of bullets in that thing.

  • Whatever he's using, it doesn't matter how many bullets you have.

  • It's how you use them.

  • Okay.

  • Miss Roger.

  • Tony, He was here to see what was going on.

  • You have been so proud of me.

  • Maybe one day, one day.

  • Well, reunite.

  • One day we'll get back together.

  • One day I'll see his beautiful face again.

  • Roger, you're back.

  • Good to see you.

  • good to see you, Roger.

  • Don't kiss me without my permission.

  • More by guys around.

  • There's only one guy in this whole area.

  • What?

  • See, you just pull once and then you're good, Okay?

  • No direct part from what you are to the vault.

  • So you're gonna have to stake your way there.

  • Well, it's huge.

  • So shouldn't be hard to know which way I'm going.

  • I don't understand what they're doing with it here.

  • If this weapon is so powerful, why keep it locked up in a dump like this?

  • My guess is they're trying to find a way to ship it off.

  • Back to the house.

  • Why not use it?

  • How dare you steal my Roger How I didn't see him.

  • Uh, excuse me.

  • Excuse me.

  • I couldn't use my fucking going to shoot him because he got caught in his hit monks.

  • The fuck That's clever, though, because I thought that those were parts of that wiring on the vent and I didn't even see it.

  • I was too busy focusing on Roger.

  • Was he dicking around?

  • Oh, but it's fun.

  • Video games are for Okay.

  • There's no direct bugger where you are to the vault.

  • So You're gonna have to thank your way there.

  • Well, huge.

  • So shouldn't be hard to know which way I'm going.

  • I don't understand what they're doing.

  • This weapon is so powerful.

  • Why keep it locked up in a dump like this?

  • Trying to find a way to ship it off?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • They already won this more.

  • Look, I thought I pulled out my handgun again.

  • I was wasted.

  • So many shark gunshots.

  • All right.

  • It's fine.

  • It's fine.

  • How many do I have?

  • Three shells left.

  • Good.

  • That's right, Roger.

  • You're still with me.

  • So killing it, but also getting me killed.

  • Okay, that's your fucking fault.

  • Roger.

  • I want to sit through this every time.

  • Let me play.

  • Oh, God.

  • Where are we going next?

  • Oh, God, It's freaking out with me.

  • Everything was shaky.

  • Don't do that truck on M o nice.

  • That's called Life.

  • Roger.

  • When you have a heart and a what the fuck I got stuck in it.

  • God damn it.

  • Roger.

  • You get in the way.

  • Okay.

  • Anything?

  • Okay?

  • No.

  • Come on, Raj.

  • Come on, Raj.

  • Large.

  • If you do this one more fucking time, I might have to leave you behind.

  • Whoa, what happened in here?

  • Shit.

  • Well, there's a lot of the shotgun ammo I just wasted.

  • What happened to you?

  • Scary.

  • So quiet.

  • Anything else come?

  • That's cool, though.

  • If you pull and then move your hand somewhere else, it comes to your hunt.

  • Anyway, That's clever.

  • So you can't You can't ever really miss it too badly.

  • My left hand disappeared again.

  • There it is.

  • Don't you hate that Roger, right?

  • I hate it when your left hand disappear.

  • Right?

  • Hey, hey, Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Jump on me.

  • Who knows?

  • Okay, No need to get fucking testy with me.

  • Three shells left.

  • I'm out.

  • I got it.

  • Roger, you fought valiantly.

  • I'm very proud of you.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, that's a fork.

  • Inherit hut.

  • NYU's got him, Raj.

  • All right.

  • I want to get back up because I did not mean to fall.

  • God!

  • Oh, yeah, You're out.

  • Jump, jump, jump!

  • Ah, I know.

  • My face is so enticing.

  • That's so fun to do.

  • Okay, I wanted to see a thing over there.

  • Nice guys in my little hazing sniffers were smelling on this.

  • Look at you.

  • Nice Elliot.

  • Oh, fucking hammer.

  • I'm really gonna beat the shit out of some of these guys.

  • Come on.

  • Very powerful hammer, as you can tell.

  • Oh, needs out here.

  • What?

  • You got any secrets in drop anything, Gary?

  • Okay.

  • Ah, to get over here!

  • Wait.

  • Roger.

  • Roger.

  • No!

  • Okay.

  • Night.

  • How could I live it up?

  • Roger.

  • Roger.

  • No.

  • Come here.

  • Yes.

  • Ooh, Wait.

  • Your mother fucker.

  • Roger letting you go.

  • Hurt me.

  • Oh, that's it.

  • That's it.

  • Roger, you are not coming with me anymore.

  • That is it.

  • Whoa!

  • Okay, What of it?

  • Can I really actually use this to beat the shit out of them?

  • Well, not like that.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Hold on to my hammer.

  • I'm gonna try it.

  • Roger.

  • You fucking asshole.

  • Come here.

  • You're not coming with me anymore.

  • He's a shit that really hurt.

  • Really hurt.

  • Wait.

  • Let's see if it works in this.

  • Come on.

  • Um and it would be fun if that worked instead of having to use bullets all the time.

  • Wait, No, I have to use a bullet.

  • Uh, where is the way forward?

  • Don't go the way forward yet.

  • I want to go the way.

  • Secrets!

  • Trees!

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • There's more.

  • There's more I'm out.

  • I'm out, man.

  • Uh, that's what you were heightened were thing.

  • Yeah, This is the alley that get murdered in in a movie.

  • You, though?

  • Not me.

  • I don't know why.

  • That's funny.

  • Isn't one to just throw shit around in the e.

  • R?

  • Okay, let's let's bring the hammer with those.

  • Just in case.

  • You never know, you know?

  • Let's try it.

  • I just smashed my hammer fix fax.

  • Okay, A little bit overkill.

  • But I was testing I was experimenting.

  • Isn't the whole point of, like, half life to get the gravity going to be able to use, like, objects in the environment to your advantage?

  • What, you can't do that in this game on this?

  • I mean, they would have said so if it was part of the mechanics.

  • I feel like that would be like a big selling point for the game, but there's none of that in this.

  • Good, a disappointing little bird shit all over this.

  • Unless I get something later on, if I actually get the gravity going or these become even stronger, that would be really cool.

  • I might be speaking out of turn too quickly.

  • I don't fucking know I got company.

  • I haven't even clean my house today.

  • I just donated your whole fucking life.

  • Uh, excuse me.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I don't have any syringes.

  • Take falling over.

  • You do this.

  • I want a sniper rifle.

  • My mind is very wobbly.

  • You're gonna have to forgive.

  • Damn who I get him.

  • I think I did.

  • Come on out.

  • The same guy.

  • Oh, I'm gonna die.

  • Careful.

  • Careful.

  • Exploding one, is it?

  • I don't even know if I'm hitting anything.

  • God, this is intense, so I like it nice.

  • I think that's all of them.

  • That was the guy that was up there jumping down, right?

  • Who, me?

  • Oh, my.

  • You make me Cy.

  • Whoa!

  • Fucking happy school.

  • Those fools, huh?

  • What up?

  • You talk a big game for someone who almost died, huh?

  • Come on.

  • Come on, Little Risen.

  • Thank you.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • Close up.

  • This feels really good for shooting, though.

  • That index controller like this actually feels like a gun in my hand.

  • Supposed to like I'm going on my foot.

  • You know, outside is making noise in real life.

  • I don't like it.

  • Scaring me.

  • Yeah.

  • Inject, huh?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm, like, obtained from Apex.

  • There's some bad guys over there, and I don't think they're selling cookies.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Okay.

  • Fucking nailed a boy.

  • Yes!

  • Yeah, You do your ceiling move, Booth.

  • I'm a fucking moron.

  • I'm a stinky beach.

  • That's to wire thinking big, trying to blind me.

  • Flash me.

  • I'm going.

  • I'm going on a nearly be ATCH.

  • It's everything.

  • No more ammo going yet.

  • I'm going.

  • It can't.

  • I can't have it in you.

  • You sometimes have toe like a meth.

  • Um, see you.

  • The girls are doing something, forgetting that they're getting attached to something.

  • Maybe something different.

  • Sometimes they react on the enemy's because they're holding something.

  • Must go faster.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • We're doing good.

  • Okay.

  • What's in Detroit?

  • It?

  • Nothing.

  • Yesterday's dinner.

  • Sure.

  • If I do a fight, Yellow crates around.

  • I'm probably missing a bunch of them.

  • That's so much nicer.

  • Whoa.

  • I hope this game goes on for so much longer.

  • I hope I'm only like, halfway through.

  • I would love so much more of this game.

  • I once saw Dude looking out here.

  • Uh, weirdo.

  • Miss.

  • Roger that.

  • I miss Roger.

  • Come on.

  • What did I say?

  • What did you think would happen, but I don't really think you think Look, nailed it.

  • Look who wants to go?

  • Who wants to know?

  • I'm trying to be badass.

  • I don't think it's working.

  • I don't think the stuff I'm doing looks badass.

  • I'm afraid this so long now that I keep forgetting just how amazing they are, actually is that you can touch stuff from it, actually has physical presence, and they look around and it's an actual world.

  • What?

  • Hi.

  • Fight.

  • Like I don't want to take this shit for granted.

  • This is amazing.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Tonight, in the chair.

  • You sure?

  • No sleep so, Brogan, But I look way less epic than it should have.

  • Dannic gang ruining my moments.

  • Is there any reason that was here?

  • A beer go really goes down.

  • Smooth.

  • Smooth.

  • All right there, pickle.

  • Rick, that's a tricky one that's trying to make you pick that up.

  • So fuck you in the ass.

  • Joke's on you.

  • I'm not gonna let that happen on this one.

  • Oh, God.

  • Nice.

  • How does that look at home?

  • It's so cool here, cause it's like a full three D thing.

  • Like bringing it towards you and everything.

  • Meat No, this isn't the way all along, but I just come through there.

  • You could you could squeeze, right?

  • Oh, God.

  • All right.

morning, ladies.

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