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  • you are a bartender, and I just love that you would be such a good bartender, Mark O'Flynn.

  • Thank you.

  • Generous.

  • Doesn't know he do a generous pour.

  • He would always wait for you.

  • I would do a general, mostly because people would be like, Come on, man.

  • Didn't you have your own cocktail?

  • I had the margarita on margarita, but I ended up having, you know, I'd start early.

  • And I had my Thursday night crowd.

  • Yeah, partially because And I'm sorry, Sean MacPherson, wherever you are, I gave away a lot of free drinks.

  • Wasn't a great quality in a bartender.

  • But you were good dealing with with drunk customers.

  • Which is why I had to deal with a lot of drunk people.

  • Yes.

  • And, um, sometimes they were not very nice.

  • There would be nights where I'd be up to my eyeballs in a holes.

  • Um, nothing going way.

  • Nothing.

  • Wait.

  • So it wasn't our guy he wanted.

  • I get it.

  • Yeah.

  • Wasn't there a drunk are in that kind of bar?

  • I wanted some book.

  • Yes, there are.

  • Okay, So tell us what it's so occasionally you would get someone who was so obnoxious, and it was the end of the night and this guy came in and he's like, I mean, he was wasted, and he was such an a hole.

  • And I was like, I want a sambuca.

  • I'm like, Come on, man, You're doing okay.

  • Game is Sambuca.

  • And did he hit me like that?

  • I'm like, Okay, I porn Sambuca.

  • Lie it.

  • I'm not gonna let you drink, man.

  • I don't like drinks.

  • Okay?

  • You want to let you drink?

  • You like your drink yourself and light it, okay?

  • I like the drink.

  • He takes it.

  • No.

  • And it goes all over his face dripping down his face.

  • Blue flames everywhere on.

  • I'm trying not to laugh on.

  • He it beats the hell out of himself.

  • Get out.

  • Give me another.

  • Sure.

  • Delighted?

  • Yes, Same thing.

  • It was one of the greatest nights.

  • I sort of like him for having another word I love.

  • Hey, walked out with, like, a like a flaming red goatee.

  • Oh, that brings back a really painful memory.

  • It was you.

  • I was, like, 12 13.

  • I was like, I was a late bloomer, but I had a premature mustache like I had hair there and nowhere else, right?

  • I mean, my head, of course, on, uh and I was begging my dad because kids were making fun of me.

  • Your stash, Schwimmer.

  • You're moved, you know?

  • And so I was begging my dad Hate, can I please shave?

  • And my dad was like, You're too young to shave.

  • I'm sorry, but I was I took matters into my own hands, and I borrowed some of my sister's Nair on.

  • For those of you who don't know, it's like a chemical hair removed if we go in Makati.

  • Okay, so I put it on my lip, but I left it on tough long.

  • So I had a burn mark, just like only you know, I had to.

  • Then goto school.

  • I tried to take my hair off in there.

  • Like what?

  • So all these other names I'm sorry to bring up.

you are a bartender, and I just love that you would be such a good bartender, Mark O'Flynn.

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