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average bar mascot.
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Yeah, I've got a few.
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So I've got my lucky thesaurus that I justice being through thick and thin with that one.
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My lucky calculator.
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So those are there?
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Those two lucky objects?
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Last thing.
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This fellow Tony, who is Tony?
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Tony's a guy I met in in the Emirates and we've really connected on.
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We've lost touch.
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Yeah, it's basically Tony's.
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Tony watches this.
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Even if it's on YouTube.
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Just get in touch.
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I thought we had way.
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Did have something.
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I didn't think it.
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I know we did in this world stuff here, there's only certain things what's really ghastly.
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So that sea to go on, that here?
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Yes.
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I couldn't do the professional team.
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I'm going to go hamburger.
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You know, Major, we have forever.
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And I'm not ashamed that hug you again?
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No, because you don't hug people.
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Right?
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Words on them, not strangers.
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You call him your stranger?
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No, I'm saying I don't hug strangers or people who look like they don't want to be hugged because it feels like that could be an assault on or I seem younger Children.
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Sure, we're related.
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So I assume people don't want to be hugged by me The danger eyes that I might not want to ever let go, you loose nut.
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By the end of the short, this is me loose.
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Wait till I tighten up you go, Theo.
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Main statement here is that none of you think that Dylan this guy will perform well today.
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Like I said, he will perform well.
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Does not lie.
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Well, okay, let's make you individually.
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No, but we know that as a group you're very hostile to Devon.
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You a captain?
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You predicted that you will win nine or 10 crystals in the mains.
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But you've never seen the crystal maze, so I'm confident, but not cocky, okay?
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I don't see how you've ruled out Cocky day and for damn fine also have not seen the crystal.
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Who?
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Everyone doubts.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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It's nothing tough.
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Get usedto todo you, Counsel.
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Find your harden up.
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You protect yourself in your crying your room like we all do.
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It hurts.
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Do you know?
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Of course I know.
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I seen I seen the eyes myself reflected back in you.
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Dylan.
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Thank you, Richard.
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Speaking of cults, what are your thoughts on Flat Earthers?
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I'm trying to stay out of the debate, E.
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I mean, you know, best of luck.
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Yeah, and it does seem like it's lads.
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Good.
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Stick a point.
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Why not?
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I mean, other than being wrong.
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I know you don't have to be right about things.
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It's time to combine a sounder with meat.
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I know Happy It's a B K.
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But how you can open up your pores, Can you sounded here.
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That's what you're asking.
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Yes.
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Is the answer pre ordered?
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Pretty ordered you Just every turn is a surprise with you.
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Wow, that's well Oh, that's good.
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Microbes in this meat will be coming up to temperature.
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Now, it seems to me that it's eating burgers, drinking beer and sitting in sound.
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Uh, is a violation of several health codes.
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Yeah, but then tell me that fries not going down.
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Well, how's the burger?
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You were probably That's right.
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See what happens.
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Stay in the rocks.
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And now I can smell burning.
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We're gonna be thrown out of here in about two minutes to get friend of Burger King.
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That's a low, isn't it?
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Yeah, That sucks.
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Richard, you're gonna make a good leader this evening.
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Your team captain, Here's the thing.
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How big thing with leadership.
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The I feel is that once you have seized power, really, all you have to do is coast, uh, the decline and blame others, and I'm gonna do that s so I think I'll be a good leader in that respect on def, something difficult comes up.
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Oh, I'll put it to the public, Little Dickie.
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I got your back.
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Thank you, little Dicky.
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I like I have a job.
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I have a job.
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A job.
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Please.
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Let's not dignify what we do by calling in the big bracket.
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4% please.
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You feel you've been in Hollywood with Ben Stiller?
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My wife said when she saw that film, it looked like had won a competition.
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Right?
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Let's like I've been selected by Postal Service to be.
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There was a time when I was in a scene and I thought, Why spend still looking at me?
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A man from Zeeland, Ben.
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Yeah.
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So you light this bigger than his name.
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That's why.
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Have you seen Have you seen the showed up with a guy who says hello?
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Hi, and drink Tennessee while we try and have a decent conversation while people are paying a piece of money for a TV towards the show.
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The thing I like about this show, it doesn't always have to work.
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We didn't see much of the wedding meant.
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I like their emergency.
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Crips don't work.
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I see a ship.
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Captain.
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Skipper, you got control of the rudder.
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You didn't Hiccup.
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E freedom.
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It's gassy.
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It is guessing sometimes running next is a physical task session.
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Physical task.
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You going to pay?
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Um, I will do this myself one time.
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One time.
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It's very good you looked at him when I don't think you are.
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I'm just gonna check because I don't want to select you.
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Thank you.
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Take the hand.
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Oh, you're gonna pop my head.
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I'm not going to invade your space.
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Okay?
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She well right.
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That's right.
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Well done, Dylan.
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See, they're not just useless men.
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10 buses, almost straightaway.
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Very good.
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Well done.
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Record time of recording.
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That is the official result.
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Richard, are you Are you a fan of countdown?
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I mean, you look as if you'd be a fan.
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That's very prejudicial.
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What does a countdown fan look like?
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That gloriously broad demographic?
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You look like you play this game because you've got glasses on that tire.
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Just, you know, sit back in your chair.
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You till you get to sit down and write.
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Just shoulders this young.
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Relax.
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You're not your captain.
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I thought that five minutes into this show, I'd be thinking.
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You know what?
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Sean is a real people person.
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Obviously.
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You're you're you're captain is eloquent and intelligent.
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How do you think you're going to sort of mix with that?
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Well, obviously, we're very different, aren't we?
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I wouldn't say that.
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Yes, I would.
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You go in charge of spelling the numbers and I'll deal with social interaction.
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Best told me there would be social interaction.
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Or would not this'll be the worst team ever put together?
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Richard, I'll start with you.
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What have you made up the whole Brexit stuff?
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Sorry, I just had an internal vote.
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I am going to extend my silence till June for until I've got some material.
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I look Brexit's bloody Brexit.
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We know that it's terribly exciting.
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Aunt, All offenses, historic theme party or grim professionalism propels us to find a place that sells beeswax body parts for devotional use promises era or what's promises?
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It's a Portuguese Catholic tradition whereby wax body parts abort on dhe.
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Subsequently plate on an altar in an act of prayer and heaving.
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I have troubles.
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The Orchard Battle Company.
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What's this mail?
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Well, that's quite a flattering portrait.
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A vial of our breasts.
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Whoever's breast.
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This is keeping it tight.
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Yeah.
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What's this one lap band?
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The throat.
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Oh, throat.
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I didn't have a slightly dodgy throat.
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That's the first purchase way.
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Okay.
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That's always gonna be funny, isn't it?
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I'll take a bladder You're taking just heinous.
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I don't want to discuss why I'm taking this.
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But your silence speaks volumes.
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And also my rams being like you're very conflict.
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Slap down a 10.
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I have have made it Rain to the cheetah 10.
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It's a short rap video.
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It is.
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I'm I will declare against thank you.
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Come late to solve my butt Problems at last body parts in the back way, Cantor to the 18th century church of Our Lady of Carmo.
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Here people want made offerings for those recovering in the adjacent hospital.
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Wow, this is incredible.
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I mean, there is such a thing as too much.
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I feel like Harvey Kind Thailand mainstream.
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You don't pay for your sins in the church.
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You do it in the streets round first bladder while legal advisers paired with a man of my unparalleled empathy.
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It's no wonder Nish starts to Theo.
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I have a self diagnose case of I B s.
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Well, your symptoms.
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Some mornings it's torrential volume in ferocity.
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Z absolutely furious.
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Okay, sorry.
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Any major regrets in life?
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I think we're participating in one.
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Um, let's see how it pans out.
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Richard, this is your third time on cats does countdown and you've yet to win?
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Yes.
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Are you going to do anything differently this evening?
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I think consistency is key in light entertainment.
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Often there's a tendency to reach for excellence, but a life of excellent says a boring life.
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I think we also need just comforting mediocrity.
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That's why I'm here.
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Um, that titter is the kind of laugh that comforts me.
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It's not a laugh that says, Oh, something funny happened.
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It just is kind of like a place marker that something occurred would acknowledge it.
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We didn't like it.
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That time has passed.
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And if I could reflect that Well, that's something.
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OK, Richard Harmony.
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Uh, I guess you've got to call this five.
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You call that five showing Harmony seven.
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Okay.
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All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna let him go back to his mommy.
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You're a good boy.
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Good boy, Richard, you're five faster.
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Faster with an M.
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Fasten dude, that's so looks like an end.
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Well, the whole thing sometimes it's a nice idea to write down the correct letters gives you a competitive advantage.
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I feel like I'm just gonna turn the volume now and welcome.
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You did not wish to leave.
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I'd certainly which to leave lead lead other than money.
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Why are you?
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You see, I thought I was going to be able to do something for cancer.
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But the more I hear about this this game, the more I think I won't be doing anything against.
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I can already tell you're a whole heap of fun.
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I'm not expecting any volatile Iraq's attention gets any higher.
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It's not going to be safe.
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The broadcast.
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The first game is a physical game, thinking you are the captain.
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We have a little discussion.
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You make a great thank you way.
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Just take a couple of seconds to ask the team.
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Another question.
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Chuck, you feel we should just go for the big breasted straightaway on this joint.
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Would you rather we weren't broadcasting this?
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No, no, no.
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I'm just saying maybe we should really oughta make conferring privately.
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You up for the magazine?
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Although, to be honest, from what I'm hearing their right to spare you I'm so sorry.
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Yes, your time.
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I don't know.
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We are going to