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  • except the guy and welcome to something call.

  • But Nick now I saw Robin do this a couple of times and it looks really, really fun.

  • It's basically a thing where you make up your own stories and it predictably writes it for you.

  • Kind of like your phone would Do you know what this means?

  • That you see people right round like I'm such a And then it's like, Let your auto complete finish it for you.

  • Well, today we're going to write our own ridiculous story, So get your glasses on.

  • It's time to get nerdy on that.

  • It was pushed their hair into my eyes.

  • So there's a bunch of things you can pick from.

  • I think these are all the things that it like suggests.

  • So you can go with, like, Kanye.

  • So you pick words that Kanye would have said Britney Spears scrubs food ads.

  • But I want to get into some some really weird shit erotica.

  • Yes, let's start our own erotica.

  • All right, this'll is how monkeys write books.

  • This is exactly how the books of the future are going to Britain.

  • So what could our first sentence be her?

  • That's a good sent her body?

  • Uh, I don't know.

  • Her body and her libido carefully laid bare in a beautiful something.

  • That's it.

  • Perfect.

  • The good erotic novel starts when, exactly what you want.

  • Her body and her libido carefully laid, bare, uncomplicated romantic God, this is It's harder to write erotica than you think.

  • Uncomplicated romantic secret fantasies.

  • Ooh, I'm getting all hot and bothered already Who pleasure feels desperate pleasure feels desperate for ages that I feel pleasure desperately for ages together they're passionate obsession defined her pass.

  • Is this getting?

  • Is this still hot?

  • This is still sexy.

  • Or to start to delve into, like, actually character Eriks.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm a great writer.

  • This is shits of her together.

  • They're passionate obsession defined her path, searching the world, knowing that could possibly love Don't even speaking English anymore, Tone Oh, Ashley spent years selling her body.

  • Oh, God!

  • Growth Captivating Casey Captivating Casey Sullivan.

  • The end sentence.

  • Good.

  • Okay, now we're taking off.

  • Now we've got some depth going loose situations and sadomasochistic themes determined that she never disappoints.

  • Thing is a terrible book.

  • Why would anybody read it?

  • Let's let's go with what we have So far shall way.

  • Ashley spent years selling her body.

  • Captivating Casey Sullivan.

  • Loose situations and sadomasochistic themes.

  • Determined she never disappoints.

  • And best seller.

  • Okay, I don't do that one anymore.

  • That was shit.

  • Paranormal romance.

  • What is paranormal romance?

  • Hook up with some sexy ghosts.

  • The dark dimension.

  • Oh, yes.

  • I love a good book that they're going to love a good, sexy book that starts off with the dark dimension there.

  • The dark dimension from being haunted isn't exactly how they met.

  • This is gonna be a ah, paranormal sexy romcom.

  • How it's like one girl and one ghost.

  • An unlikely combination.

  • But through the power of science, they found each other right?

  • That okay, are leading.

  • Lady's name is Gabriella.

  • Gabriella.

  • Judgment.

  • That's gonna be her name.

  • I know that That's not what it's saying, but I don't care.

  • Okay, that's her full name.

  • Gabriella.

  • Judgment, Seduction.

  • The suggestion that together but her.

  • That's her full name.

  • G J s Gabriella.

  • Judgment.

  • Seduction.

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  • Jules is the name of her ghost.

  • Gabriella.

  • Judgment seduction there has never met anyone like jewels standing between supernatural sandy between supernatural and give me love.

  • Give me love life that'll work I like that study between supernatural and life, eager to escape.

  • Drill tha.

  • That's an Irish word, I think.

  • Drea actor means druids study between supernatural and life, eager to escape druids there for by America.

  • And now it's an Irish sexy erotic ghost novel.

  • Humans existing are forced to humans.

  • Existence existing are forced to love each other.

  • I see.

  • That's not the way I wanted to go, but it's not.

  • Give me a good story.

  • Humans existing are forced to make ends meet, yet that's good.

  • Ridiculous as it may seem, humans existing are forced to make ends meet.

  • Ridiculous signs point to a wolf mate that's in our supernatural being is It's not a ghost anymore.

  • It's aware, wolf man, but her telekinetic power is dwarfed.

  • No, no, no, no, Wait, wait!

  • Go back!

  • Go back!

  • Her telekinetic power is sexy.

  • The dark dimension from being haunted isn't exactly how they met Gabriella.

  • Judgment Seduction that has never met anyone like jewels standing between supernatural and life.

  • Eager to escape dream doctor, humans existing are forced to make ends meet.

  • Ridiculous science point a wolf made, but her telekinetic power is sexy.

  • Essen Fucking witches.

  • Wait.

  • Fucking witches, Wizards.

  • This is like a really r rated Harry Potter book.

  • Fucking witches and wizards crevices.

  • 700 banshees embrace.

  • Okay.

  • Are you guys ready for my my fan fiction?

  • I've written it out.

  • I've This is gonna be a best seller.

  • Can I write a kn actual book with this and then sell it?

  • The dark dimension from being haunted isn't exactly how they met Gabriella.

  • Judgment Seduction there has never met anyone like jewels standing between supernatural and life.

  • Eager to escape three off the humans existing are forced to make ends meet.

  • Ridiculous signs point to a wolf made, but her telekinetic power is sexiest sin Fucking witches and wizards crevices 700 banshees embrace when Katrina Winslow's life could destroy everything Free frame.

  • Yep, that's me.

  • You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.

  • All right, I want to write one more.

  • I want to write, um, Porter, Video game titles.

  • That's a short one.

  • Um, Harry Potter dialogue.

  • Oh, or Harry Potter narration.

  • Hurry, hurry.

  • Buttered dialogue.

  • That's right.

  • I was getting on the road for Harry Potter just now, so let's do it properly.

  • Harry Potter most.

  • Oh, God.

  • It didn't.

  • It didn't change.

  • Oh, it.

  • There we go.

  • Harry Potter must not stupid.

  • Harry Potter must not be stupid.

  • Harry Potter must not be stupid enough for dinner.

  • Magic, Dark Magic wishes her Miami to kill her is what Harry Potter would be like if I wrote it for Riel.

  • Potter needs her Miami granger to kill slo core.

  • Okay, I'm gonna write all of this one out, and then you guys are going to get the story at the very end.

  • I'm working very hard on this one.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • I wrote out a story.

  • It's taken ages, actually get some fun, proper dialogue going.

  • So I'm going to read you my own Harry Potter fan fiction that I have personally selected and curated.

  • I hope you like it.

  • Enjoy.

  • Harry Potter.

  • Must not be stupid enough for dinner.

  • Magic.

  • Dark Magic wishes her Miami to kill Harry Potter needs her.

  • My Anne Granger to kill runs.

  • Mom.

  • Well, Dumbledore wanted Runnels to kill underage wizards.

  • Shocked gasp!

  • In all, Harry Potter sensed runs bum on.

  • Do you know what he wanted to tell Serious about it?

  • Moment you turned 17 year can breed said serious.

  • Potter needs her.

  • My unease kissing to come.

  • Advanced potion containing intimate bed given to my boy.

  • Runny wasn't for you, Harry.

  • Lord Voldemort tried that ages ago, but decided not to mention a tick.

  • Kingsley.

  • What the absolute fuck?

  • I got my erotic fan fiction out in the end, it always turns into that.

  • It always goes nasty.

  • Took me, like, 20 minutes to write.

  • Take so fucking long to come up with anything remotely cohesive.

  • Just love.

  • How convoluted against the very bottom of stuff.

  • He's stupid enough for dinner magic.

  • But Dark Magic wishes her mind to kill.

  • Harry Potter needs reminding Granger to kill Ron's bum.

  • Well, double door wanted Ronald to kill underage wizards.

  • Tosses and turns every where most of Rhona coaster moment you turned 17.