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  • once again, The big story this week is the Corona virus, and once again the British public are responding to a serious situation.

  • The only way you know how with comedy, Because Andy said, Is it okay that since covert 19 homes, the old and sick the most we should rename it Iain Duncan Smith virus?

  • The UK starts second Corona virus related death today and the highest jumping infections, which means things are actually starting to get serious.

  • But as we said last week, the more serious things get, the more we kind of feel the need to joke about, Sarah said isn't okay.

  • The media is scaremongering over the Corona virus.

  • No, it isn't.

  • But, I mean, we've had a few tweets like that this week.

  • Personally, I don't think the mainstream media asked him hungry.

  • I think they're being pretty good about stating the facts.

  • Look, it's a serious disease.

  • It can be dealt with, but we need to be careful.

  • And I know it's serious because the politicians that stayed in the lead up to Brexit we've had quite enough of experts and now, listening to the experts, How you guys feeling about it?

  • I don't think that I don't think it is scammer.

  • I like the things you read about.

  • What you gotta do is it's just common sense.

  • It's wash your hands.

  • Yet for 20 seconds, I does.

  • Slight disappointment is I've spent the 1st 36 years of my life.

  • Those three second hand washes were actually complete waste of my time.

  • Also, apparently, wiping your hands in the back of the genes isn't worth it for drawing.

  • Thank you.

  • Think about this advice about washing the hands and the order.

  • Hand sanitizers are basically sold out of all the supermarkets, and it's because the alcohol in them kill Corona virus.

  • And that got me thinking it so well, why am I using from using alcohol on the outside?

  • You need to start looking after the inside.

  • So I've just been getting shit faced the way something, people, you will never get a better chance in this to pull a hangover.

  • Seki you Monday.

  • All you gotta do is make yourself Are you people?

  • This is a bank holiday.

  • We came.

  • People would rather believe Karen or dug from marketing on Facebook than re proper advice from the World Health Organization and Health experts, I think Look, watching You know, Social Media this week, I think this has been a big problem.

  • And expert on Newsnight actually said that in the past few weeks, 34,000 social media users worldwide have engaged with trusted sources like the World Health Organization.

  • 52 million are doing the same with unreliable health sources that are designed to spread misinformation.

  • That's where all the bullshit is happening.

  • In the past week, I've heard that antibacterial gels don't help.

  • Children can't catch the virus.

  • The Chinese government are behind it.

  • The U.

  • S.

  • Air behind it and Greta Thornburg is behind circles.

  • You move in, packs of taxis might come down to who you gonna believe Like the n hs old www dot telling it like it is dot com.

  • There are people out there who know more than us, and they're the ones we should probably be listening to the doors.

  • That man said, Is it okay?

  • Italy is closing also, I touched my face and I got a theory.

  • I don't touch my own face now and then I've got friends and they don't touch the face.

  • You want to touch your face so if you need to.

  • Do I just touch other people's faces?

  • Fine.

  • That's fine, The doors of man said.

  • Is it okay?

  • Italy is closing all schools and universities to stop the spread of Corona virus.

  • Should the U.

  • K did the same?

  • Should we tell you what?

  • It's not great this Corona virus stuff, but what a time to be at school.

  • Now you think, how excited you got when there was a snow day.

  • You could get four months offered this shit on.

  • Also, think about your parents now.

  • Can't say to go outside.

  • Those teenage boys that constructed Mom's mom don't come in himself.

  • I think no reason from, you know, the tissues.

  • That way there are rules that have gone around, you know, in work places in London, at workplaces.

  • Well, we've been told to stand a meter apart from each other.

  • We have, which means you should Guys should be sitting apart from each other as well.

  • A lot of knock on effects from this, the the airline flyby has already collapsed.

  • The England versus Italy six Nation game's been postponed.

  • The new James Bond film has been delayed until November.

  • Yeah, it's gonna be good, though, isn't it?

  • He strangled someone and then washes his hands for 20 seconds.

  • Apparently, Tesla are even using old computer chips in some of their cars.

  • Drivers became suspicious when they turn on the engine and a paperclip popped up saying it looks like you're trying to start your mark.

  • On the other hand, said he sings God save the queen while washing his hands, which is a surprise because I seem to be saying it during sex family.

  • We all need a song that last 20 seconds.

  • You need to sing something in the last 20 seconds when you wash your hands so solid crew out Waiting on that Joeckel shy eyes is for May.

  • Surely it's gotta be less so.

  • Well, I I've got my hands are like a core of the size of yours, so I don't need the full 20 seconds.

  • I've got what, five and I have no sons it like they don't know what I was trying to wash into him, Bob, and I just got to You know what?

  • You are exactly right.

  • You have a super power that I have not realized.

  • You are less susceptible to Corona virus than anybody else because you've got less hand area.

  • Exactly.

  • A can't even reach my own face.

  • How are you feeling about crying of ours?

  • I'm into it Selfishly.

  • I know it's serious, but I like cancer and stuff and I've got legitimate reason now.

  • Like you said, no one doubts it.

  • And also, I realized that my lazy, lonely life has a name and it's kind of so fascination I kid, I'm not gonna This is my last leaving the house till May.

  • Now this is good bye for May to bed.

  • Are you worried, Jonah?

  • You worried about it?

  • Yeah, I'm worried about it, but I didn't.

  • One should panic.

  • Rice difference between worry.

  • Mild anxiety.

  • Yeah, on complete panic on the latter is undesirable and should be avoided at all times.

  • There's talk of possibly shutting down Parliament if it needs to be.

  • Do you think that's Do you think it's a good thing today?

  • No, it's a very undesirable thing to Dio Populist line is Oh well, for all the good that they do, it's better if they don't see it that I don't buy.

  • The Parliament does matter.

  • It should meet questions should be asked debates should take place.

  • But I suppose the answer is any decisions based on evidence, right?

  • What one can't have.

  • And I'm sure nobody's thinking of this.

  • Is a government minister saying, Well, it's rather inconvenient Parliament, sitting with people asking awkward questions and raising difficult.

  • It's using putting it under a microscope, and we don't want that and therefore will close Parliament down.

  • No, I'm sure no serious person would contemplate Theo.

once again, The big story this week is the Corona virus, and once again the British public are responding to a serious situation.

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