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  • Oh, these are not good sounds.

  • I've been meaning to play this, but any time I do, I I want to play this game on my own.

  • But I keep quitting because it gets too much for me, and I can't handle it.

  • So I thought if I record that, maybe I'll be okay.

  • I love the atmosphere of this.

  • And I also hate it because, Stan God.

  • Okay, it's his noises.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Okay, that's not normal.

  • Okay?

  • It's fine.

  • Just a normal day in Russia.

  • Everyone, It's Ukraine, isn't it?

  • Okay, let's not engage with that.

  • Let's go this way.

  • Thing atmosphere is that radiation?

  • What we got over here?

  • Containers.

  • Okay, let's stay off the roads.

  • I like that idea.

  • Goddamn.

  • Look at that.

  • It's pretty.

  • Do I have weapons?

  • I have a gun.

  • 5000 Russian coins.

  • I don't know what it's called.

  • Nice.

  • Okay.

  • I feel a little safer if I have a gun, even though I'll probably miss if something comes at me.

  • But they better not come at me.

  • My only defense is being loud and obnoxious.

  • That's all I got going for me here.

  • Okay.

  • This road is good.

  • Should I go there?

  • Oh, God.

  • Sorry.

  • I am clueless on how to play this game, by the way.

  • So we have our okay.

  • We have some pills.

  • No, no, no.

  • I got Stop.

  • This is why I don't play this game.

  • Stop!

  • Stop!

  • I shoot, Damn it!

  • I can't believe that's the wars.

  • Fad.

  • Start investigate the crash site.

  • There's the crash site, isn't it?

  • How did we get up there?

  • Let the sweet Explorer Ukraine for to Jesus getting to the plateau.

  • Talk to string.

  • There's a new mission.

  • I don't think I can get up here.

  • No.

  • All right, let's try and not get murdered at this time.

  • That would be just fantastic.

  • How did that dog seem?

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Did you see me?

  • That it See me now?

  • They're everywhere.

  • All right.

  • We're sneaking through.

  • Where?

  • Snakes in the bush.

  • They'll never find snake.

  • No, but the dog again.

  • What?

  • What is happening?

  • Well, I will not go there.

  • I think I'm sure about that.

  • Okay, we're fine.

  • Jesus.

  • All right, there's something over there.

  • Let's go there.

  • Let's avoid the wild rat dogs in the process.

  • That'd be just great.

  • I want to appreciate the colors and the aesthetic, but also, I don't want to die.

  • So I think this is a very old indie game, and I'm playing a mod for it called misery.

  • Whoa!

  • What is happening over there?

  • I don't think trees grow like that.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Dokey.

  • I will back up in the trenches.

  • Back away from the trenches on.

  • Oh, no, no, no.

  • Uh huh.

  • Oh, God.

  • Someone definitely saw me.

  • Hey.

  • Hey.

  • I was just leaving anyway.

  • It's cool.

  • Can I jump?

  • Okay, let's jump over this up.

  • All right?

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This sucks.

  • Stop Hope.

  • What President?

  • Old gas station and the Scooby Doo Mobile.

  • Alright.

  • Radiated will not touch it.

  • Jesus.

  • How did this happen?

  • Other earthquakes in Ukraine.

  • Oh, God, I'm getting radiated.

  • But also, they could be snacks.

  • Oh, God.

  • I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

  • Okay, let's leave this.

  • It's morning soon.

  • Nice.

  • That's nice.

  • I can appreciate it.

  • This is waiting for something to charge at me and then and die.

  • That's clearly.

  • This is hard core, right?

  • Unless I save on a quick say I can Yes.

  • Okay.

  • I'm learning the sense signs say stop.

  • I knew it.

  • All right, let's check this place on a he Oh, did you get here?

  • Oh, we got dogs.

  • That's not good.

  • Oh, I just want to snack some meatballs, please.

  • I'm starving, and it's fun right now.

  • I just want food supplies, maybe.

  • Nice.

  • Ukraine has those weird Chinese toilet where you squat.

  • Of course, the whole their whole culture is squatting.

  • It makes perfect sense.

  • All right, let's go down, Shelby.

  • Why?

  • No.

  • All right, They got electricity going, Okay.

  • Can't engage with it.

  • I'm not a fun of this place.

  • That must be something I missed.

  • Listen, I'm telling you guys, I don't know how to play wild dogs everywhere.

  • Did.

  • Hello?

  • That I'm gonna get aids from the mosquitoes.

  • I don't want it.

  • Please.

  • Police.

  • Mosquitoes.

  • Well Oh, well, I think we could enter the fight that someone else killed them.

  • Someone shot the dog Eat dog.

  • Oh, don't.

  • Who shot doggy dog?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm alive.

  • Oh, that's good to know that something can just appear out of nowhere.

  • Oh, God.

  • This is my quick save.

  • I need to figure out where I'm going.

  • We're not always the tree.

  • No.

  • All right.

  • I will get I could do it.

  • Just managed to recall.

  • Come at me, Mother.

  • Er I shoot a dog.

  • I don't give up a dog.

  • Two dogs.

  • There's two dogs.

  • Snake gov't dog land.

  • Yeah, I killed your friend.

  • I don't care.

  • I don't care.

  • I'm fine.

  • I'm actually bad.

  • All right, let's get some soap or bandage.

  • They go much better.

  • I can barely tell that I've been attacked by crazy.

  • Oh, no.

  • Radiation.

  • God.

  • All right, let's try that again.

  • All right, there's dogs up there, but that's where I want to go.

  • Is there a map?

  • There's a car down there, but also dogs.

  • All right, what we got here?

  • Some sheds.

  • Emboldened, bankrupt.

  • Right now, this is all his videos.

  • Basically, let's meet some strangers, see if they want to drink.

  • Hey, I got I gotta give them my charm.

  • My Swedish term.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, all right.

  • My Swedish arm couldn't get me out of that situation, I guess.

  • Look at these vultures following me tolls.

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • All right?

  • I'm not going to die.

  • I have Sarah.

  • That's so far in this game.

  • This video is just showing what a boomer I am at video games and I don't know how to play.

  • What stuff is that off tiny people.

  • Dude, what the hell?

  • Why are these in the game?

  • Do they got robes?

  • And I gotta kill him.

  • I gotta put him out of their misery.

  • Die side, honey.

  • People buy that that.

  • Oh, shoot.

  • All right, all right.

  • We're good.

  • We get nothing against short people, by the way.

  • Nothing against them.

  • Oh, God.

  • This is where the Octopus guy was.

  • Okay, Jesus Lord.

  • Yet I said it.

  • I said it.

  • I'm such a moron.

  • Ok, alright.

  • Here we go.

  • Found a place I can call home.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • All right.

  • Hello, friend.

  • Hatchet, Get the away from here.

  • I can't be dealing with every curious odor that comes by.

  • This is our camp, and you got no business prowling around it.

  • My boys are to start and high throwing as it is.

  • I know what you mean.

  • We're not much good.

  • I feel like this is what I want to say.

  • Okay.

  • Thanks, buddy.

  • Six piece of whatever it clean you confined.

  • Make sure that to bring enough to go around so we can move on.

  • And if I smell any of that radiated crap in anything, you bring us sort of.

  • God get food for the mercenary Us.

  • Okay.

  • You want some food?

  • Well, what about me, huh?

  • What if I give them their own food or some stupid?

  • You all right?

  • All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

  • Understood.

  • Understood.

  • They got us.

  • But it's all right.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Chief, this is the binoculars.

  • Have you heard of binoculars?

  • I We need to find food.

  • Is this where the small people were lived?

  • If they have food, then maybe, Yeah, that could be may in small people love food.

  • Everyone else there appreciating me that it was.

  • Can't hit me.

  • Where are they?

  • Come at me.

  • I hear them coming.

  • It's guys closer.

  • Yeah, boy, Another one.

  • Ah, you got tiny pea pea brain.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Stay that stayed, then stay dead.

  • What's happening?

  • What is going on there?

  • What is happening might drag in the What is this?

  • Why is there a shock on flying in front of me?

  • Someone with me?

  • What is that?

  • the second.

  • Thank you.

  • Ghosts of shotgun.

  • Uh, how?

  • Ah, the tiny Oh, my God.

  • I took out my binoculars.

  • Do you think you're overreacting a little bit?

  • People are on edge in the apocalypse.

  • All right, here's what zombie guys are.

  • They have nothing on them Anyway.

  • Let's stay clear.

  • You gotta pick your battles, tiny people.

  • I'll stay clear of them.

  • You know, I'll stay clear of them all unless we know we got engaged.

  • I'm not going anywhere.

  • It doesn't remember where that campsite waas you have lottery picked on.

  • What the fuck was that?

  • All right, well, that's my cue to cough.

  • Can anyone be nice?

  • How low?

  • Be nice, Senate.

  • That body it ISS.

  • Oh, look, it's Tricia paid us.

  • All right?

  • We got a Soviet knife.

  • Nice.

  • Would've thought Tricia painters would be useful for anything.

  • Oh, these are not good sounds.

  • That's about as much as I can handle for day.

  • Hope you guys enjoyed.

  • So you guys never.

Oh, these are not good sounds.

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