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  • go.

  • Relax.

  • Okay.

  • The manhood is gone.

  • Trying to swim in love.

  • I wanted to be more like my clones here.

  • I wanted to blend in.

  • I stood out too much like a sore thumb.

  • Plus, I wanted to look oh so sexy for Colonel Sandy here because we're playing.

  • I love you, Colonel Sanders.

  • A KFC dating simulator came out the other day.

  • I actually kind of excited about it because it looks it looks self aware enough to be great, so I'm gonna try it.

  • What is my name?

  • Big Daddy.

  • Look at that finger licking good.

  • Those were not the only fingers I'm going to be licking if you get my drift, Gamers, I'm gonna fist Colonel Sanders.

  • You sleep softly as the morning sun casts a warm glow through the window of your modest student apartment.

  • The world is peaceful and serene.

  • You could stay in the booth or not, because something more annoying than jacks up.

  • The guy is yelling Brake.

  • You drink up.

  • Now, now, now, for your first day of culinary scores.

  • Time to smack that clock top of morning up on Adam lying in bed, you stare at the ceiling thinking about everything that awaits you at the prestigious University of Cooking School Academy of Learning, your mind begins to wonder who will be there.

  • What will you cook?

  • What would you wear?

  • Time begins to fly by and you find your imagination getting away from you.

  • You're not yourself.

  • The daydream a bit thinking about the future Thinking about Colonel Sanders naked on if his body is as good as his chicken it's here.

  • Finally, your first day of culinary school.

  • So many dishes to prepare so many students to meet so many teachers told years time Mind is swimming with possibilities.

  • When you realize you're running late you grab a biscuit and burst out the door in a hurry.

  • Nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit.

  • Delicious.

  • Just what you needed to wake up those taste foods.

  • Yikes!

  • You're in such a hurry.

  • In fact, that you forgot to put any deodorant on.

  • You smell like a sack of pig shit.

  • You're sweating buckets as you rush to arrive on time.

  • Oh, turns out you forgot pants as well.

  • Is that BTS in the background?

  • That's just straight up.

  • BTS I've got my own boy band.

  • All right, Uh, we're we're not called BTS.

  • We call J es ese sense for Jack septic egos.

  • Standing in the quad, you gaze upon the magnificent University of Cooking School Academy of Learning.

  • Here comes your lifelong best friend forever, Miriam.

  • She's the most adorably awkward person you've ever met, and you absolutely love her for it.

  • She is adorably awkward, but so damn relatable to gamers.

  • Daddy, I may have made a mistake with the name.

  • Are you excited for the first day of the rest of our lives?

  • Actually, I Because you're excited, a little nervous.

  • I shit my pants a little bit earlier today, but I am never tell because you smell worse than I do with no deodorant.

  • Okay, a lot nervous.

  • What's that?

  • It's just that this morning I made breakfast for myself.

  • Wow, when I ate it, my good day said he loved the food.

  • What, No gun.

  • One of Gordon Ramsay puts a sandwich on me and calls me a donkey classic Mariam, raised by master chef parents She's older, always held herself to a very high standard.

  • She's over here cooking.

  • Do coffee with broccoli, Rob and I'm over here cooking grilled cheese.

  • I eat a biscuit for breakfast, Bitch!

  • You're over here, Tommy, that Oh, my food's not good enough.

  • Ever since we were little babies playing together and you rescued rescued me from that quick sand box, it's been clear to me that you're the most loving, caring person I know.

  • You're gonna do great, Miriam.

  • University of Cookies.

  • You can't be a burning favors.

  • Three day only semesters and Jackson think is How did we get here?

  • Life Shoe company world.

  • You're afraid of being left behind and never catching up.

  • We'll get faster.

  • A sweet girl, Miriam has always had a flair for the dramatic.

  • This summer she got so nervous this summer she got so nervous about her first kiss there she chipped a tooth practicing on a mannequin.

  • Coming soon talk Your best friend changes the subject.

  • Pep talk.

  • I'm great at pep talks.

  • Hey, stop, collaborate and listen.

  • Remember last month when we saw that fortune teller and had our Tara Tara, Tara, Fred the lady with the mask you gave me nightmares who've been trying to forget?

  • I know she looks spooky, but she was so sweet and she told you that you were destined for great things.

  • remember that carriage with the fancy looking tower?

  • It was leading people called it Pisa.

  • And another card featuring the handsome fellow in the red suit.

  • Deadpool.

  • I'm excited.

  • Ryan Reynolds Sixties amount of life I've been waiting for so long to meet a handsome fellow I could call my own.

  • Well, see, there's the problem is that you're calling him your own.

  • I fucked up my headphones.

  • Here we go.

  • Six set.

  • And I'm sure you will.

  • Soon, in no time we'll be graduating and you'll be delighting the world with your heartfelt cooking in no time at all.

  • The music's great.

  • As you talk, Miriam up, You can feel her nerves begin to ease.

  • This post does not say nerves eased.

  • And if that reside these killer bangs You looked like Balmer.

  • You believe I could be myself?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, I can.

  • It looks like somebody drove over your face with a lawn mower.

  • You can definitely believe it.

  • I cannot believe it.

  • They're not so good.

  • Shut up!

  • This this head can only tell the truth.

  • This head lies on.

  • This is a happy middle.

  • Okay, Don't listen to this.

  • Guys, before you can get another word out your rudely interrupted when someone smacks your books and custom and grave measuring spoons out of your hands and onto the ground, it's Ashley or Asia Lee, your earth rival.

  • Oh no, she's got a snaggle tooth.

  • Do you think she's able to get a can of something?

  • And that's why she's maybe she, like, pierces the bottom of it.

  • Shotguns?

  • What about us?

  • But you can't help but feel be filled with jealousy.

  • She can get anything she wants.

  • She knows it.

  • Damn, Actually think, though she get chicken thighs.

  • Underthings.

  • Hello, Ashley.

  • Oh, I didn't see you there.

  • Chicken shins.

  • Good being roasted alive.

  • Being deep fried like Colonel Sanders.

  • Kentucky fried flavored, finger licking chicken.

  • You leave Big Daddy's Shin's alone.

  • They're perfectly normal.

  • Shit's great Shin's.

  • They could stop a train.

  • You can't stand Ashley.

  • Even her name is annoying.

  • You know, for a fact that it's actually Ashley, but she had to add extra letters to make herself feel better than everyone.

  • She gives me a little blood.

  • It's okay, Miriam.

  • Miriam, get your knives out.

  • Get your culinary equipment out.

  • Its stab a bitch.

  • If anyone here knows what perfection looks like, it's us.

  • We're not gonna let you or your weirdly you everything Weird insults.

  • Get tow us.

  • Take you in your voluptuous chest out of here.

  • Across the quiet.

  • Oh, no, not my quads.

  • You see Ashley's best friend, Van Van the man They're really their name.

  • Big Daddy has stopped to look at his own reflection in the mirror.

  • His pants are so tight, you can see him casually working out his glutes while he styles his hair.

  • No lie, their rocket glutes.

  • I mean, if you got it, flaunt it, baby.

  • Van van.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Oh, he looks like, um put a put a prisoner from one punch, man.

  • You rang right?

  • You've never been sure what their arrangement is, but as long as you've known them, Ashley and Vagn Vagn have been just as close as you and Miriam, but substantially more devious.

  • I do ready the bus and not up in this school.

  • I can't believe that University of Cooking School Academy of earning with the Jacks have to guy how to begin here live from comedy World tour.

  • Do you have 90 minutes?

  • Whenever allow people like you to attend the students.

  • I know, right?

  • You think they just had us our diplomas now as going maybe, Hira says, Hi, iris.

  • Honest professors.

  • You're amateurs.

  • Could learn a lot from us.

  • With the day of school about to Stern, there's just No, there's just not time to properly tell these two off cirrhosis to urge You do look like fucking idiots.

  • Never mind.

  • Let's go, Miriam.

  • See you later, Losers.

  • Who's sassy last time is this.

  • As you approach the door, you see a goofy looking kid pushing hair and against the window directly next to it.

  • I already hate e Think it's broken, reached forward and easily pull the door open.

  • That should do the trick.

  • Classic pulling when he should have pushed it.

  • Says it on the door.

  • You fucking idiot.

  • I love you.

  • Okay, I think you mean Oh, I think you mean thank you.

  • My name is Bob.

  • I was named after my pop.

  • He's old, my family.

  • Could someone like this also be a student at the school?

  • He must be one heck of a chef.

  • Also, his name Taik clearly says Blip, Plop.

  • But I guess he's reading it upside down his name tag says Bob, but he's reading it upside down as pop.

  • Hi, pop.

  • I'm Big Daddy.

  • So you gonna make me hold this door all day?

  • And with that, the young man walks into the building.

  • Is it just me, or is he kind of cute?

  • Just you must be.

  • You're terribly cut.

  • Bangs actually said that.

  • Do you?

  • Do you think he's cute?

  • No.

  • I think he looked like he was trying to a thorn bush backwards.

  • Does that really mean?

  • Stop it.

  • I told you.

  • And he tells the truth, Asshole.

  • You both shrug your shoulders before following him into the building.

  • You step.

  • Who's this?

  • That is not the Colonel.

  • What do we get to meet the colonel?

  • We don't get the sex.

  • The Colonel.

  • You stand at the edge of the room on your shore.

  • Where to sit.

  • Other students wander in and keep themselves busy chitchatting as my teacher.

  • A dog?

  • That's my teacher in tow.

  • That delightful little corgi, a scruffy looking pooch takes his place at the podium at the front of the class.

  • Adorable.

  • Now, now, quiet down, everyone.

  • That's a reasonably cute pup.

  • In wasting our culinary class, you must be sprinkled instructor and CEO of U.

  • S.

  • U C s a l o.

  • Please call me Professor Dog.

  • I may be cute.

  • A widow on four feet, but I still doing my respect.

  • What a cute dog is our professor.

  • This is the best school ever.

  • A guess only a dog's nose is capable of picking up all the nuances of fine dining.

  • Give it a sense of taste, of shit.

  • Military Eat his own shit.

  • I've seen a corgi eat its own ship before.

  • Out of nowhere, wind begins to rush around you is a swirl of cherry blossom petals.

  • Fill the air and say the class of Sougou Chile Someone going out and then he walks in Kerney.

  • Oh, you're not old enough to see this.

  • Oh, Frank, my nips and call me chicken.

  • So sexy.

  • God damn!

  • You're immediately swept up in the aura of this new student in his remarkable goatee.

  • You knew anyone could be so handsome.

  • Time stands still.

  • Wow, it's him.

  • It's if it isn't my favorite student.

  • Hair Ireland Hammond.

  • Colonel Sanders.

  • Interrupt Sprinkles.

  • Sorry, Professor Dog, before he can finish his sentence.

  • Please call me Colonel Colonel Sanders.

  • Hushed murmurs rolls through the classroom.

  • Nipples air hard.

  • Both cheeks are clapped as Colonel Sanders walks down the aisle of desks.

  • Suddenly the room.

  • It's sweltering.

  • I'm so wet sweat begins to beat across your brow.

  • If you feel like everyone is looking at you when you're not entirely wrong and this over here must be sweaty sweats a lot at the top.

  • Maybe we should open that window back up before faucet pits melt into a puddle.

  • It evaporates.

  • And Charlie, you suck.

  • But I'm just a second.

  • Don't trust my friend like that.

  • You both know my name.

  • We were in the same kindergarten class.

  • And what is with all your weirdly, really weird insults?

  • I keep saying it wrong.

  • I can't speak.

  • Besides, when Big Daddy sweats, it's our gross.

  • It's beautiful.

  • Look at that shiver.

  • It's going.

  • I go pregnant lady, you turn to find Carl Sanders standing right in front of you.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God!

  • I can't take it anymore.

  • Colonel Sanders.

  • Beautiful angel that he is stands before you smiling gently, his hand outstretched.

  • Is this it?

  • This is where my fairy tale begins.

  • Boy.

  • Howdy.

  • This classroom gets hotter than a Kentucky friar.

  • Please use my handkerchief.

  • I found it when I was rescuing puppies from a burning building.

  • Oh, God.

  • Sorry.

  • Uh, you freeze up.

  • Colonel Sanders is talking to you, and you wait.

  • Colonel Sanders is talking to you about how sweaty you look.

  • Oh, you're completely more to fight through.

  • This can't be your first interaction.

  • What if he never forgets this moment?

  • Take the handkerchief.

  • I shall take the handkerchief from the godly man himself.

  • You're looking.

  • You're standing all the way back there.

  • I can feel your moisture from here.

  • You stretch out your hand and Colonel Sanders places of fine silk handkerchief in it.

  • It's so beautiful, you hesitate to press it to your face.

  • But when you d'oh feeling is transcendent, it has his natural scent on it.

  • It smells of the most delicious chicken you've ever smelled.

  • They say everything tastes like chicken.

  • You wanna put that to the test?

  • Kerney?

  • Professor Dog steps in to settle the class down in some ground rules.

  • Well, good.

  • The University of Cookie School Academy of Learning the greatest Cory academy in the world, the birthplace of couldn't religions past present future.

  • Many challenges await you do will be to use will be.

  • But that might even be really adorable.

  • Tiny food talk All I got.

  • Is it a pause way?

  • No, it is said and done.

  • There will be a battle.

  • You were Lift your sparks and compete in the womb Cooking arena.

  • Just end.

  • Another student enters the classroom and interrupts the professor's rousing speech.

  • Hi, guys.

  • Sorry, um away.

  • I hope everyone had a good summer.

  • I really miss later.

  • Class is bad enough, but interrupting my monologue.

  • You're on the fast track.

  • Out of hell, young man.

  • Are you sure you even in the white place?

  • Don't you recognize me?

  • This is my third year in the school.

  • With you is my teen chef.

  • Everyone stares at him blankly, I think.

  • Does no one remember me?

  • All right.

  • You expel it if you're gonna Webber.

  • What if I finish God?

  • It's so adorable and tiny looking his tiny little parts.

  • He's angry, but on the inside, you know he's not.

  • He just want pets.

  • Pet the dog.

  • Let that be a lesson.

  • You students.

  • And turning is unacceptable.

  • Even crank made it here on time.

  • Only halfway across town is tiny wheels.

  • You turn to see the students.

  • Sprinkles is referencing who appears to be some sort of industrial kitchen appliance.

  • Are you a cooker?

  • The class burst into laughter left in it.

  • You guys are terrible.

  • Heitman Hoke.

  • Thank you, rascal.

  • Oh, ee oh ee Want it bad.

  • I'm going to take a tiny little paws and make of deads Sprinkles walks in the classroom as everyone stands in silent obedience.

  • When he gets to you, he lifts his nose into the air and takes a deep sniff.

  • You smell like shit.

  • Your date is lacking.

  • Pay someone I'm picking up here.

  • You definitely need a multi, Vickerman.

  • You should be taking better care of yourself.

  • You've never had a talking dog as a teacher before, but Sprinkles his reputation for being smart.

  • But tough is well known.

  • It's breathing.

  • Breathing directly on my microphone I realize how much my breath smells.

  • You decide to try and butter him up by giving him a treat from your pocket.

  • But what kind?

  • Oh, God.

  • Beef treat River bay or chickens.

  • There's a score Alert the window behind me.

  • I don't know if you can see it.

  • See that moving thing right there?

  • That's a squirrel.

  • Okay, I'm going to go with chicken snack.

  • Because that's exactly what harelip Colonel Sanders is.

  • He's a chicken snack.

  • You reach beneath your apron and return with a chicken snack in your hand.

  • Sprinkles His eyes go wide as he locks onto it.

  • His favorite.

  • Well, well, well.

  • I think there might be some competition for new star student furry Professor, uh, don't say that.

  • It's going to make me if immediately devours the snack I want have devoured a snack, if you know what I'm saying.

  • Leaving your hands slick with a coating of warm doggy ectoplasm.

  • You see the other students I knew jealously, but you pay no mind to them.

  • I don't even give a care.

  • I'm not even gonna pay you any mind.

  • If they wanted to succeed in life, they should have learned the importance of Paraiba.

  • Ary, Settle down, young chefs, take your seats and prepare to have your minds open to the amazing president of these off.

  • As everyone rushes to claim their favorite seats, you're left standing at the front of the room.

  • Only two options remain.

  • Hey, Big Daddy, There's still a seat here.

  • Are you saying that I'm going to go?

  • I have to go with either D i y bangs or Colonel snack over here.

  • I think I know which one I'm picking.

  • It seems that no one has claimed to seat next to me if you're interested.

  • Oh, Miriam, I'm not even sorry.

  • I'm not even gonna apologize for this.

  • Everyone knows that this is the correct choice.

  • Hands in the air.

  • Who picks Mary now?

  • Class.

  • Look around those of the amount of people who are wrong.

  • You move to take your seat by Colonel Sanders.

  • You slip into the seat easily because you're wet Already.

  • It appears he brought no books, pens or pencils.

  • But it's okay because he can get by in life.

  • It is Devilishly good looks, however, has perfect upright posture.

  • Shows off a seriousness that makes you confident in his desire to learn.

  • Thanks for offering me this seat.

  • Oh, that's me.

  • Sorry I was Impersonating him because I wanna be like I've only had two rules.

  • Do all you can and do it the best you can.

  • It's the only way you ever get that feeling of accomplished something.

  • Colonel Sanders is ah, snake for me.

  • Because he's the one who says, Colonel, can you hear me?

  • Wow, It's so inspiring.

  • You're so dreamy and inspiring and sexy.

  • A little off topic, if you ask me.

  • But okay, A soon as you settle into your seat, the professor makes an announcement.

  • Think fast.

  • It's time for a pop quiz.

  • Hey, your name's Bob.

  • You're fucking moron.

  • It's incredibly important.

  • Surprisingly short.

  • Queens will tell me if you're ready for life.

  • A coronary school.

  • Keep your nice job on your focus chopper.

  • Here comes question number one.

  • Train A is traveling to Point B.

  • Train B is troubling to point a whole born is it to wash your hands before Cookie?

  • I have a joke like this.

  • I used to say, if trade a leaves at 3 45 and arrives at station at 4 15 how much does an elephant way?

  • I love that joke.

  • Um, extremely looking at you, Pop.

  • That's right, for instance, to Trias, chicken is too snack stairs over at Colonel Sanders willingly.

  • Colonel Sanders stares back, but you're to blush full.

  • You made up a new word.

  • That's how blush will you, where he's looking at me.

  • Chicken is too.

  • For us.

  • It's a tree.

  • Is chicken is two friends I wanted to say a slam dunk.

  • That's right.

  • I totally get this.

  • I went to I wanted hotel, leisure, hotel management and leisure, hotel and leisure management.

  • Fuck that.

  • I study in school.

  • Hotel leisure management.

  • I know this.

  • I've been through this.

  • I've been through the wringer.

  • I had my own current centers.

  • Having your own Colonel Sanders is like having your own white whale.

  • What is the most efficient eating utensil ever created?

  • A sport?

  • Because you said it already.

  • That's right.

  • While food is best for a broken heart, all the food pancake that looks like a silly phrase camel meat, anything.

  • As long as it's prepared with love, not to assault.

  • That's right way.

  • I'm moving my mike away.

  • Can you hear me?

  • Is that What do you have to say for yourself?

  • And you'll bleed for 3 to 5 days from your vagina?

  • You can't see that.

  • Jesus.

  • It's Sprinkles a good point.

  • Yes, he's the best boy.

  • He's a talking doctor, teaches the culinary school.

  • He is the best boy.

  • Of course, there's no bad boys.

  • They're all good boys.

  • Dass, right?

  • Perfect.

  • Score five out of five.

  • Give me a high five.

  • Wow.

  • Be honest.

  • Did you cheat?

  • I don't need to cheat.

  • I got big brain.

  • See?

  • You looked up to see that Colonel Sanders has been watching you.

  • Tell your score he's impressed.

  • I know we just mad, but I have to confess.

  • I think you have a beautiful brain.

  • Wow.

  • You think You think I'm talking about small brain, big brain, stinky brain?

  • But no one talks about beautiful brain.

  • Thank you.

  • It's a beautiful shade of pink Hot diggity.

  • Big Daddy eyes.

  • The best sentence you just scored some major Kirti sandy points.

  • What with that performance?

  • May I have your attention?

  • Students have an important announcement to make.

  • Wow, The cafeteria is nice.

  • As any restaurant you've ever eaten it It makes sense that a school dedicated to cooking would also be serious about.

  • This is where your journey begins.

  • This'd for life starts on this.

  • You're Do you smell that?

  • That must be our lunch.

  • It smells crazy.

  • Good everyone.

  • Can I have your attention?

  • No, I just wanted to apologize for my tardiness.

  • You see, I was Howdy, folks.

  • I'd like to make an announcement.

  • Hey, hey, I was It's about lunch, Everyone.

  • Cheers.

  • Lines, lights, lights she said, Josh, you stained weirdo, your tiny little garbage person.

  • In honor of the new semester, I've prepared something special to share with everyone for lunch.

  • Jesus, Miriam came down.

  • That must be the smell.

  • I smell indeed, that smell.

  • You hold your breath waiting to see what food this mysterious student has created.

  • You've heard that he's very talented, but work the rumor's true is this.

  • Colonel Sanders lifts a large bucket above his head.

  • Its contents glimmer in the light piled higher, huge pieces of chicken breaded and fried to a crispy Colonel Sanders has filled a bucket with chicken soy.

  • One, a novel concept.

  • Your stomach begins to crumble.

  • You are as if to say, stop thinking and start eating.

  • For years, I have been developing a secret recipe for the perfect fried chicken.

  • But by my calculation, nothing less than 11 herbs and spices are required to achieve the perfect balance of flavors.

  • You look around and notice that every other student has a pen and paper, and it's scribbling notes as fast as they can, while all you do is draw a picture of him in the nip.

  • But that's all I'll say about that?

  • What do you think?

  • That we want your stupid secret recipe, dude.

  • So no, my dear, No.

  • I'm just a drafting a last will and testament in case one of those ingredients is our poison.

  • Dad, um, he looks around nervously to see if anyone is laughing at its sick burn.

  • You wait to see what zinger Ashley has prepared to follow up, but she suddenly takes a different approach.

  • Yeah, and I was just like writing in my diary.

  • Dear Diary, today I smelled something beautiful.

  • I knew at that moment that only the hands of a true gentleman could fry chicken.

  • So tender also between my legs.

  • I feel something that I've never felt before.

  • Dear diary Jackpot.

  • God, You see her body language change from bitter and evil.

  • Too sweet and innocent.

  • As she slides closer to Colonel Sanders, she realizes that he is destined for greatness and fame with cooking skills like this.

  • She wants him all to herself.

  • She wants select those finger licking chicken fingers, please.

  • Well, Van fan the man man, If you don't want any, I'll take his.

  • I guess I'll try it.

  • He takes one by and his eyes grow wide.

  • He stars come torching his face as he tries to hold in his pure exhilaration and act unimpressed.

  • Easy.

  • Now there's enough for everyone pulling eight.

  • Please, my fellow classmates dig in.

  • You take one of the pieces of fried chicken out of his bucket and sink your teeth into it.

  • You imagine you're sinking your teeth into the colonel himself, For he is the greatest chicken snack of all its tasting.

  • Colonel Sanders.

  • Food transports you to another dimension alone with your taste buds gripping a drum stick in your hand, you float weightless, Lee focused in your mind and meditate on this moment.

  • Try and identify every flavor.

  • Savor the moment on everything that it tells you about.

  • Colonel Sanders is culinary heritage.

  • I want to think about the colonel.

  • I want to think about it so bad, the flavors in your mouth or beautiful, pure and heavenly.

  • What a guy.

  • He's amazing.

  • I wish I was him.

  • I either want to be him or want to be alone with the flavors.

  • You feel something that can only be described as love.

  • Love feels a lot like your tents, your pants tightening, not your tents.

  • Bite me for a man for a flavor.

  • Are they the same?

  • Is this what they're talking about when they say someone is a snack after tasting his food, you try to get some one on one time with Colonel Sanders.

  • You approach him.

  • Colonel Sanders smiles ever so softly.

  • As you approach.

  • He stops what he is doing and allows you to break the silence.

  • I wondered if you want to talk for a second.

  • Anything for a fellow chef?

  • What exactly was on that chicken?

  • How bold to come out and ask.

  • It's an idea I've had for a new combination of flavors that will make me my fortune and establish my legacy for all time as I open a chain of highly successful fried chicken restaurants.

  • No big deal.

  • Wow, so ambitious.

  • It's just you and me here talking.

  • I can keep a secret.

  • In fact, I've got some of my own that I'd be willing t o trade.

  • What's the rush?

  • The semester is only getting started.

  • We've got two more whole days to get to know each other.

  • He's clearly not going to give up easily, but it doesn't hurt to be persistent.

  • You know what they say about secrets, Colonel.

  • We have them.

  • Shouldn't learn to be fun.

  • You've got moxie.

  • I'll give you that.

  • Colonel Sanders looks both ways to cross the street to make sure you're truly alone.

  • Then he leans in.

  • You can feel his warm breath as he whispers just one ingredient, But you can't tell I use.

  • Really?

  • Wow, You'd never have guessed that.

  • In fact, you're not even sure where you'd get so if you searched, Where would I get baby seals?

  • Tears A not just baby sea lions kiss from Moreau Seal.

  • How will I get his tears?

  • And that's just one part.

  • While you're wrapped up in that huge revelation, you noticed that Colonel Sanders has disappeared like poof.

  • He went up in a cloud of chicken crumbs.

  • While everyone else is still in the cafeteria, you decide to look for him.

  • That's all the heat I can take for one day.

  • I'm gonna wait and shower playing this game, and that's why you're so sexy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You better hit that.

  • Like putting if you were into Colonel Sanders as much as I am.

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