Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles It's that time of the day again. The day when everyone is sad. The time and everyone cries. And just when they're about to lose hope, it's been It's May in time time. Gather on friends. It's mean time, time, time. The only cure for sadness. Names are the only cure for sadness, Spratly. They cannot cure the flu that has taken up occupants inside my head. It's not even paying rent. It just sits there and makes me feel about all the time. Well, you know what? Not today. I'm gonna look at some beams and be happy. I made Minecraft floppy banana as Sean requested it. What did you really make me like? My voice is going. Somebody make me like floppy bananas in the game. Or, like jewelry, loading, bananas, breaking Just run in and be, like, top of the top of the top part of my God. I even forgot that I said that. And it wasn't that long ago you actually went ahead and well, there you go. We're never going to see you. 00 it actually flops. How did you make that so quick? Jesus doesn't make the sound, though. When you hit things with. That's awesome. Oh my God, Jesus Christ, it's not It's not even that crazy a thing. It's a banana. The flops that says Top of the morning. But I love it. I think that's amazing. Thank you very, very much. You and howl. Thank you. I I need to get that for the game now. Maybe I should kill the end of dragon with a floppy banana. Jack looks like the third wheel of a couple that started argument. God, I really do. Some of the could scenes that I came are so awkward. The characters are acting and doing the thing. And I'm sitting here being like humans Don't do that. But in Kojima is world, they do fun Fact. I've now met Kajima. I went to the game awards when I was in l. A and he was there accepting awards for deaths trending on. But we went to an after party a YouTube after party after that, and Jeff, the host, was like Kojima wants to meet you. I don't know why, I presume because he saw my series and was like, Hey, I didn't know potatoes could play video games on. I met him and I talked about how I liked seeing Norman Reedus naked as Norman Reedus was standing right there. And then me and Evelyn got a picture with both of them. And that was one of the highlights of my year. And it was so cool. So that was really fun. All because they sat down and watched Norman Reedus naked for 37 hours. Thank you, Sean, for mentioning this mean so I can take care of that's are you? That's a red. It works well done. You, You figured that Felix is one is on abomination. It doesn't really work at all. But why do me and Merrick's faces fit so well into these means? Why is it so good? I don't know. Maybe it's cause were amazingly handsome. And we are faces fit on everything. Sorry. Unfortunately, Earth has stopped. Help! Shit! Hold on. Hold on to something. Wait, wait. Just hold on something. If it stopped Stein Still, it's crisis averted. It's over. It's fine. What if Earth did stop? The earth stopped? How would we get her back up and rolling again? Would we just strap a bunch of rockets? The one site Purple Space Earth I want to do that. Make Earth spin just a little bit faster again. Things of YouTube channel making you are that way back. If the Earth just suddenly stopped like stuff right now, I can't remember if it said we'll all go flying, but I choose to believe that we would we all be flung off into space. Would be. I don't think YouTube got the memo now, and it doesn't seem like it at all. We were raising money for child's play, and then YouTube thought it was child's play the movie. But you think a lot of people did. They're like, I'm not showing up to this thing. I'm not raising money for a violent movie. No, it was for real great cars. We raised like, $350,000. It's now currently sitting at $354,738.14. That is a substantial amount of money. Our goal was $200,000 we went 150,000 above that, so it was amazing. I'm gonna talk a little bit more about it soon. I want to do like a year wrap up type of video like I do every year on maybe even a decade wrap up. We'll do something fun to celebrate the end of the decade. I know what that's gonna be right now. I have some ideas, but we'll figure it out. But yeah. Thank you for helping us raise $354,000 for Charles play. That is amazing. The pages still up, By the way, is he going to fight? Dot Com accepted. I thank Miss 2090 and still donate there. And also all the merch that was for sale for it. What are you waiting for? I don't know. My craft are 33 I guess. Me too, kid. I know. I'll get to it. Okay. It's a long process. I have to re forge the game. A lot of people thought that I wasn't doing it cause my save got corrupted or something. Yeah, my theory is that he did the ender dragon fight, but the photo's got crap. No, I haven't. My world didn't get corrupted or anything like that. Nothing bad happened to the world. I just haven't done it because I'm stupid. Okay, That's all there is. When it comes to Jax. That's okay. Stupidity. No obstacle is big enough. I'll get to it eventually. We'll do it at the end of the year. Right? There it is. The Carjacking gob met? Yeah. Kojima a Norman. It was delightful. It was a wonderful time when he was very, very nice. Or at least his translator said he was very nice. But I choose to believe that he was very nice because he laughed at all my jokes and he smiled a lot. I shook Norman's handed. That was about a teacher. Why you laughing? Meet nothing. My brain showed. No, It's over. Okay. The evil has been defeated. Sean, Shut the fuck up. That's a good on. It's a great version of that mean. Holy shit. Damn! Yeah. Jack doesn't need to make it four. That's it. Everyone was saying on those poses. Like what? Does Jack have a megaphone? He could you shout at Mark Anyway, You know what? I choose to be more obnoxious than I ever possibly can be when it comes to being normal or being obnoxious. Which do you think I'm going to choose? Ofcourse, being obnoxious? It's what I do my whole career. is built on it. Also, new cloak stuff up on the program dot com is not a really fun stuff that we did that day, and I'm really glad that people are liking it so far. So thank you. It's been a wonderful year of cloak. It's beginning. Peut pie. Those were the Dark Ages jacks up the guy. That was the joke that I got cardboard cutouts just like Felix had in the old days. Even Felix came to me was like Guess who also did cardboard cut outs of Iowa guys. And yes, I know that was the exact reason I did it, But I am staying very far away from Bridges. I've learned that since then shit that's training was full of them were in the clear guys. That's even why I got cardboard cutouts off Felix as well, because it's just double down on the mean Am I wrong? Mercia Sailor Moon Felix Aristotle checks have the guy potato thing cannot be. My fucking legacy on the Internet is just being a potato. I have looked at my range. I have so much more to give. You know I had somebody has to be the potato in every group. There has to be one potato on. I'll take please call me like Plato or something. Yes, One of the Post this Now, since I don't think I'll be able to finish It's not the best, of course, but I tried and I guess it looks kind of decent. Right, kun? Actually, your name? Yes. Roddick Oot. One of those things that I have been saying in my head all these times. And then when I went to verbalize it, I was like, Wait, don't actually have that right. This is great. What up, turtles? Yeah. I also love that whenever anybody draw something amazing online, they're always like it's not the best, of course. I mean, I tried the shading could use a little bit more work and the lines are not perfect. And I really just kind of rushed it. And it's just still kind of a work in progress. I could shushed all are just on the Internet. Your art is wonderful and beautiful, but the fucker own it. Put your stuff out there. Stop listening to all the people who are going to be like that. It's not that they need to shut the fuck up. A cz. Well, you're great. You're wonderful. Keep drawing. Keep creating a Nintendo switch is a toaster. The P S five leaked deaf kit is a pizza slice holder and the Xbox. Siri's X is a fridge. Also, you missed an opportunity to call it an intent toast switch. Just saying I mean, the PS five deaf kid is just a deaf kid. It's going to change. That's not the final design. That, however, looks like it's about to take off across your room on orbit, The sun, the new Xbox. So I like. I like the design of it. I'm just going to say controversial gaming opinion I, like with the new Xbox, looks like the name. On the other hand, it was like trying to eat glass. It's a disgusting name there, apparently just calling an X box. And then the Siri's X is the version that we saw. So it's gonna be like an Xbox. Siri's X by Z. I don't know that's stupid, but design wise, I like it. I think it's cool. It will fit nicely on a desk somewhere, and it will just blend in a kind of looks like a Mack Tower or like a PC tower that you've seen before. It's kind of a pain in the ass, because people have TV units and carry the slotted in as easily. But this is the thing that's gonna have to happen. If you want more powerful consoles, they're gonna have to change their designs at some point. But the book Hello there, Dad. Satan is the only one that will allow you to call me Daddy. From now on, the rest of you I'm revoking all your privileges. It's just Satan. Only Satan can be Daddy Only I could be dying to say a sentence I never saw would ever leave my mouth, but I'm glad it did. Also, can we get Satan verified on Twitter, please? He's on actual Satan. Despite what people are saying, I've seen pictures of him. He's very cute. Verify Satan. The whole school sentence I never thought would come out. Turns out, meantime, it's just an excuse for me to tell Twitter who to verify. Verify Seth, Everman and Satan. But that's it. That's all. I ask my roommate searching for food, wondering where it all went. Me. Every year when we do the thank of this stuff. And Ethan comes on. There's always a mean that pops up from that segment. Almost no other segments have means, except that one. Because me and me and he's unbalanced. Very roll off each other. But I was very hungry, and I needed to eat. Okay. I remember having roommates years ago. It was so annoying. I'm glad. I mean, I live with my girlfriend now, but that's not the same thing.