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  • decisions, Decisions.

  • Welcome to watch Mojo.

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 family guy.

  • Would you rather cz Okay.

  • All right, I got one.

  • Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy or be Hitler?

  • Two years before the end of World War Two for this list, we're looking at the best examples of Peter Griffin and his friends playing the game.

  • Would you rather number 10 Susan Boyle or dull the way Peter and his friends play?

  • Would you rather, the hypothetical questions posed are both very cool and very absurd, as is expected from Family Guy.

  • In this episode, Peter's hanging out with Quagmire and Joe with the drunken clam when he asks them who they would rather be intimate with Scottish singer Susan Boyle or a blow up doll that's been used by a fraternity.

  • Okay, wait, I got one.

  • Who would you rather do?

  • Susan Boyle or a sex doll that's been passed around a fraternity weighing his options.

  • Joe asks about how clean the doll is, as if he'd take his chances with the doll if he could avoid Susan Boyle.

  • We'll have they been cleaning the dull, please.

  • These guys are Betas, the total animals.

  • Before we get a reply from Joe or Quagmire on their decision, Quagmire cuts in with a lame.

  • Would you rather that's really an investment pitch?

  • Hey, I got one.

  • Peter.

  • What would you rather do?

  • Tread water where you are right now?

  • Or increase your net worth fivefold within the next 18 months, huh?

  • But what you're talking about Number nine.

  • Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy?

  • While hanging out at a club house, Quagmire asks the gang who they'd rather have sex with a very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after she's been in a car accident.

  • Who would you rather have sex with a very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?

  • This question on Lee raises further questions.

  • How far along is Gina Gershon to be considered very pregnant?

  • How badly was Jenny McCarthy injured from a car accident?

  • You know, it's okay.

  • I don't have sex with you either, but she's so horribly disfigured she's no longer attractive.

  • Unfortunately, before we could get more details surrounding the question, Peter dismisses it and asks why these kinds of questions always come down to sex.

  • Hang on, hang on.

  • Look, you know, you know, I I know this is a men's club, but why does it always have to be about six number eight, blind or little person?

  • This is the first example of Peter playing.

  • Would you?

  • Rather, while marooned on a desert island, Peter passes the time by asking Cleveland Joe and Quagmire this would you rather hypothetical Cleveland answers that he would want to be blind because such a condition would improve his other senses.

  • While Quagmire and Joe agree that being blind is better, That's easy blind.

  • It heightens your other senses, too.

  • Near superhero levels.

  • Yeah, and every woman I did would be Cheryl Teague's Definitely blind.

  • Peter tries to make them reconsider by saying that as little people they could get into whimsical adventures.

  • You guys are crazy.

  • You don't want to be a midget when one of those funny little guys running around getting in all kinds of shenanigans, smoking a cigar while you're riding around in a stroller.

  • Most would see being blind or being a little person is being differently abled and a challenge.

  • But Pierre and his friends focus on the possible upsides.

  • We'd guess Number seven, Jabba the Hut or a service droid.

  • No place is immune to family guys.

  • Would you rather Sze?

  • Not even a galaxy far, far away during Peter's recounting of a new hope, Quagmire is given the role of See Threepio and Cleveland is R.

  • Two d two way seem to be made to suffer.

  • It's our lot in life while they're stuck on the desert planet of tattooing.

  • See, Threepio asks R two D two if he'd rather have sex with Jabba the Hutt or a service droid.

  • Okay, here's another one.

  • Who would you rather do?

  • Job of the hut right after a shower or a service droid R.

  • Two d two takes offensive this question as his father was a service droid.

  • My father was a service droid.

  • What were you doing?

  • You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body.

  • Leave it to the quagmire version of See Threepio to ask such a perverted Star Wars related question Number six Queen Latifah or Halle Berry in this episode because Peter got his license suspended, Meg has to drive him around so Peter gets to hang in the back of the car with his friends, and they all act like idiots.

  • Don't be such a hot head.

  • A drunk Peter then asks if they'd rather have sex with Queen Latifah or Halle Berry after she's been dead for six hours.

  • Hey, Cleveland, who would you rather do?

  • Queen Latifah or Halle Berry?

  • But she's been dead for six hours.

  • A drunk Cleveland has to think that one over left to wonder if Halle Berry's attractive enough to commit the horrible act of necrophilia.

  • But Meg turns around before we find out of Cleveland would sink so low.

  • Oh, man, that's a tough loss.

  • Let you die off.

  • I've seen some bodies that have been dead for six hours.

  • Some of them are too bad.

  • Oh, then Halle Berry, Will you guys just shut up back there?

  • Number five.

  • Leonard Nimoy, Megan Fox Hybrid or a solo roofing job at the drunken clam Quagmire?

  • Asks Peter and Joe.

  • If they would rather have sex with a being that had Megan Fox's body and Leonard Nimoy's head, Or would they complete a roofing job on a condo alone instead?

  • Would you rather have dinner and then sex with Megan Fox's body with Leonard Nimoy's head on it, or re roof an entire condo complex by yourself being on the fence, Peter asks Quagmire if the Fox Nimoy hybrid has Megan Fox's Neck or Leonard Nimoy's.

  • Upon finding out that the being has Nimoy's neck, Peter goes with the roofing job.

  • Who's naked?

  • Uh, I mean, where's the cut off?

  • Isn't Megan Fox's neck or my berry in my face?

  • And Leonard Nimoy's Turkey gives it a name all his neck.

  • You have got yourself a roof.

  • However, Joe decides to have sex with the Fox Nimoy hybrid.

  • Whether it's unpleasant sex or taxing manual labor, these questions always have unpleasant outcomes.

  • All tight.

  • The spark.

  • Fox intercourse.

  • All right, Peter, your 10.

  • Ah, boxers or briefs?

  • That's the worst one I've ever heard.

  • Number four, Angelina Jolie, Cleveland or nothing during a card game.

  • Quagmire, Ask Peter if he'd have sex with Cleveland if that guaranteed him sex with Angelina Jolie.

  • All right, Peter, this is a tough one.

  • All right?

  • You ready for this?

  • Okay.

  • Would you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?

  • This question was asked right in front of Cleveland, which really put Peter on the spot.

  • Peter ultimately decides that he would be willing to have sex with Cleveland if that meant he could have sex with Angelina Jolie.

  • Flattered with Peter's answer, Cleveland thanks him.

  • Yeah, I'd probably do it.

  • Hang on, hang on, missionary.

  • And you have to look him in the eye.

  • No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else, I think.

  • Still, yes, thank you paid her even for a Would you rather the setup, to this question is strange.

  • Why would Angelina Jolie agree to this?

  • Is sex with Angelina supposed be a reward for having sex with Cleveland number three John Forsythe or Sean Connery?

  • Sitting in a steam room at a spa, Peter asks Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire if they rather have sex with John Forsythe or Sean Connery.

  • Okay, here's one.

  • If you were gay and you had to have sex with either John Forsythe or Sean Connery, who would it be?

  • Tough choice, considering one man was the voice of the speakerphone on Charlie's Angels, and the other man played James Bond.

  • However, Peter and his friends all agree that they would rather have sex with John Forsythe.

  • Joe starts to explain what he finds wrong with Sean Connery.

  • When it's revealed that Connery has been sitting in the steam room with them the whole time and overheard everything.

  • Connery's feelings were hurt because he was passed over for John Forsythe.

  • Oh God, I am so sorry.

  • It's true late.

  • The damage is done.

  • Number to Hitler or a hobo, a lab.

  • Kill other hobos to increase my odds.

  • Kill anyone you like.

  • You're a hobo.

  • Am I walking?

  • Hobo know Quagmire and Cleveland are, but you're not.

  • So what?

  • I would also be a paralyzed Hitler.

  • Yeah, well, On a road trip to New Orleans, Peter asks Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire if they'd rather be Hitler two years before the end of the war, or a homeless person with a chance of being inherited by a rich person.

  • If you're the hobo, do you have a place to sleep like an underpass?

  • Different every night.

  • The guys do their usual follow up questions to gain enough information to make the all important decision.

  • And some members of the car are not too impressed by the direction Quagmire's leaning towards as Hitler can I change certain policies so that maybe I'm looked on more favourably At the end of the war?

  • Peter also throws in a case for the homeless side stating the region of the country you'd be in but on Lee, from the point of view of the political climate, as if this would make a difference.

  • Am I a blue state or red state?

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  • Number one.

  • Janet Reno or Ethan Suplee tired of questions that are just about sex.

  • Peter tries to change it up by asking Cleveland Joe and Quagmire, who they'd rather start a small business with former Attorney General Janet Reno after a safari or the fat guy from my name is Earl, presumably referring to actor Ethan Suplee like.

  • Okay, look, how about this?

  • How about fish?

  • Who would you, Riva?

  • Status.

  • Small business with Janet Reno after a safari or the fat guy from My Name Is Earl.

  • Quagmire thinks it sounds like a sex question disguised as something else, but Peter assures him it is not that still sounds like a sex question.

  • It is not well, what the hell does Safari have to do with it?

  • After the conversation moves towards general details of starting a small business, Joe becomes impatient and wants to go back to the topic of sex.

  • What's the guy from Earl's credit rating?

  • 6 51 That's not bad.

  • Better than one.

  • Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself?

  • He's got an idea, but it's not quite there.

  • I'd have to give it to Janet Reno because I've always had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications.

  • And that, that seems like is more her market.

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