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  • C: Gong Xi Fa Chai!

  • J: Gong Xi Fa Chai.

  • C: K, I'm just gonna put this back here.

  • J: Hiii.

  • J: If you haven't seen our faces before, I'm Jessica.

  • C: I'm Claudia

  • J: We're married,

  • and we're currently in Malaysia.

  • C: We are here for a total of seven weeks.

  • C: We normally live in Brighton.

  • J: Which is a lovely little seaside town, where it's currently snowing.

  • C: I know. [evil laugh]

  • J: And we're on the beach most of the time. C: Smug much?

  • J: Sorry, guys.

  • C: We're currently in Kuala Lumpur, which is the capital of Malaysia,

  • visiting my relatives, as I am half-Malaysian.

  • C: And... J: And we came to see them for Chinese New Year!

  • J: We did the traditional Chinese New Year celebrations and festivities

  • and we thought that we would talk to you guys about Chinese New Year

  • J: and the Zodiac, and what it means! C: Yeah.

  • J: A) Because we love that kind of stuff

  • J: But B) because our Zodiacs fit us really, really well

  • and so we're intrigued to see whether your Zodiac fits you really well.

  • J: We're gonna tell you what ours are

  • and then you can tell us whether that is actually true or not.

  • C: I'm gonna... J: Yes?

  • C: tell you about you, according to one--this is an important thing.

  • C: You're gonna use one site, because depending which site you go to,

  • you can make your future how you want it to.

  • J: Yeah, they're all different.

  • J: If you don't like one, just find another. It's fine. C: Yeah, be like...

  • J: "I want a better year."

  • C: Generally, the summary of the characteristics of each animal that you're assigned to

  • is quite true, I find.

  • C: In my past thirty years (yes, I'm thirty),

  • when I've met people, I'm like, "Oh, what Chinese Sign are you?"

  • ('cause that's the first question I obviously ask them)

  • I'm like, "Oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense, because you're like this..."

  • Actually, I don't know -

  • I'm lying, I don't know off by heart what each animal Sign's characteristics are,

  • C: but when I look them up... J: Well, let's just begin with what they actually are!

  • J: The Twelve Signs of the Zodiac are:

  • J: Rat,

  • C: Ox,

  • J: Tiger,

  • C: Rabbit,

  • J: Dragon,

  • C: Snake,

  • J: Horse,

  • C: Goat,

  • J: Monkey,

  • C: a Rooster,

  • J: Dog,

  • C: a Pig

  • J: Ooo.

  • C: I was born in 1987.

  • So that makes me a Yin Fire Rabbit.

  • J: And I was born in January, 1989,

  • which makes me a Yang Earth Dragon.

  • And I had to mention that I'm born in January

  • because the Chinese Lunar New Year is based on the Chinese calendar

  • and the New Year generally falls at the end of January or the beginning of February

  • J: and not... C: Yeah. And it's to do with the cycle of the moon,

  • C: rather than a calendar itself. J: And not the Gregorian calendar.

  • J: So, because I was born before Chinese New Year,

  • I have the same chara--I have the same Zodiac as if you were born in 1988--I don't know, I'm waffling.

  • C: Got there in the end. J: If you were born in January or February,

  • J: be careful; find out when the New Year was that year.

  • C: Yeah. For instance, this year,

  • 2018,

  • the first day of Chinese New Year was the four...

  • C: --no, sixteenth of February? J: Sixteenth. Yeah.

  • C: So, quite late.

  • C: So, yeah, if you were born before Chinese New Year this year, you are a Rooster.

  • J: And if you were born after, you're a Dog.

  • J: Not that you're watching this, obviously,

  • or understanding what's happening, because you're like a month old.

  • C: Those different things, though - Ying / Yang, and then the elements like Wood, Fire, Water, Earth...

  • C: I think there's Air, as well. J: Oh, yeah. There are five elements

  • in the Chinese cycle, and they cycle through each time

  • and - each time your Sign comes up in the zodiac -

  • and they are:

  • So, it’s Fire, Wood, Metal, Water, Air.

  • J: Yes.

  • C: I’m pretty sure.

  • C: So, the cycle is of twelve. There are twelve animals.

  • So, each yeareach Chinese year is assigned an animal

  • but then on top of that, like you said,

  • depending what cycle it’s been,

  • C: you then are one of the five elements. J: Yep.

  • And also, the Yin and Yang part is more just--that’s kind of set, because depending what animal you are,

  • C: youre either a Yin or you're a Yang animal. J: It’s very specific.

  • So, a Rabbit is a Yin animal.

  • J: Yes. C: And the Dragon is a Yang animal.

  • J: And that is because Yin animals have an even number of claws

  • and Yang animals have an odd number of claws

  • and the only exception to this is the Rat, which is both Yin or Yang.

  • J: Because, fun fact:

  • rats have four claws at the front and five at the back!

  • J: Isn’t that intriguing? C: The whole thing’s a bit random, to be honest, like...

  • C: But, um… J: It’s very special.

  • C: What, you may ask, is Yin and Yang?

  • C: Well, I’m not an expert on the subject.

  • C: You might need to go see some Feng Shui master on that.

  • C: Yin is likecool, calm, quiet,

  • C: introvert. J: Follows the rules.

  • C: Yeah. That kind of stuff.

  • J: Everything you associate with an introvert. C: Anything you can think of as calm, basically.

  • C: And then Yang is obviously the opposite,

  • which is like hot, fire, reds,

  • C: energetic, lively. J: Extroverted.

  • C: Extroverted. J: Talkative!

  • C: Talkative, yeah.

  • C: And you need

  • like the little Yin and Yang circle thing

  • you need the two together to make a complete

  • J: Which is why we work so well together. C: [Laughing] Yeah.

  • C: And too much Yang is bad, as is too much Yin is bad.

  • C: Or notbad,” but not as good.

  • C: For an instance

  • (this is an interesting thing that my uncle told me):

  • the fruit

  • - the king of fruits, as they call it in Malaysia -

  • the durian,

  • which is infamous for its smell:

  • C: the flesh is the Yang J: Yes.

  • because it’s like the tasty bit; full of flavour and life and blah de blah,

  • C: but the shell - J: Yeah?

  • if you put water in it

  • and then drink itthat’s meant to bring you Yin after ingesting the fruit.

  • J: Ahh!

  • C: And all fruit apparently will have elements of Yin and Yang.

  • C: So theyll have like, you know, the hot and the cold, and all that.

  • C: I found that really interesting. J: That’s so intriguing!

  • C: So it’s not just applying to humans, but all forms of life should have elements of Yin and Yang.

  • J: That was actually really intriguing.

  • J: There you go. You learn something every day.

  • J: School time with Jessie and Claud.

  • J: Now, were gonna learn about our Signs

  • and then were gonna tell you about your Signs.

  • J: So, Claudia. C: Yes.

  • J: First up.

  • J: You were born in the year 1987.

  • J: You are a Rabbit, and the things that are supposed to be lucky for you are:

  • The colours red, pink, purple, and blue.

  • C: Well, blue’s my favourite colour. J: You do wear a lot of blue.

  • J: Your lucky numbers are 3, 4, and 7.

  • C: You just said the same thing.

  • J: 3, 4, and 6, darling.

  • C: Seven, apparentlyshe’s convinced— J: I can’t even read.

  • C: She’s convinced that—I bet seven is my unlucky number.

  • C: Let’s have a look, scroll down. J: It’s here, it’s here.

  • C: My unlucky number is seven.

  • C: One, seven, and eight.

  • J: "Your lucky numbers are 3, 4, and 6!" I said it right.

  • C: I do like even numbers more than odd numbers.

  • Probably because I’m a Yin Rabbit with even number of toes on each feet.

  • J: Lucky flowers: Plantain lily and jasmine.

  • C: Ooo, I love lily and jasmine. J: You love the smell of jasmine!

  • C: Plantain?!

  • C: As in, like

  • C: Oh, no, it’s the plantain lily. OK. J: Plantain lily.

  • C: I thoughtbanana! J: Not like

  • J: A banana.

  • J: Yes, your unlucky numbers… C: One, seven, and eight.

  • J: are one, seven, and eight.

  • C: Which is weird, because eight is normally a very lucky number. J: It’s a lucky Chinese number.

  • C: It is. I remember this because when we got mythis is a random side story here

  • but when my mum bought this Toyota Previa to carry us all around when we were children

  • C: I don’t know why she needed such a big car because there were only – J: You were only two of you.

  • C: two of us, but it was really great because we had like a whole row of seats each.

  • C: You could request what number plate you wanted (you know, just out of the lists that were available),

  • and she was like, “Oh, the one with as many eights in it!"

  • C: So we went for R688TRX.

  • C: I remember.

  • C: I remember the number plate.

  • J: Your unlucky colours are dark brown, dark yellow, and white.

  • That’s notyou look good in white, but not in dark brown or dark yellow.

  • C: That’s also reallythat’s also really funny, because another side story

  • C: (but interesting side story):

  • C: My primary school uniform was dark brown, yellow, and white.

  • J: But you did well in primary school.

  • C: Yeah, I did. J: You had a great time.

  • C: I did, yeah.

  • J: A Rabbit’s personality: C: Mmhm.

  • J: Quiet.

  • J: "Rabbits tend to be gentle, quiet, and alert."

  • J: Youre quite alert. I’ll give you that, yeah. C: That’s kinda true.

  • C: I think I give off the image of being laid back

  • and not really knowing what’s going on, but I know.

  • J: OK, hon!

  • J: You are also quick, skillful, kind, and patient.

  • And particularly responsible.

  • C: Mm, that’s true.

  • J: You are a medical professional, so, I guess that is

  • That’s very responsible.

  • J: However

  • The bad points of you:

  • "You are superficial."

  • C: Oh. J: I don't think that's really...

  • J: "Stubborn,

  • melancholy,

  • and overly discreet."

  • C: Not with you, but, you know

  • C: with other people, perhaps. J: Never with me.

  • C: But it then says

  • J: Oh, yeah, sorry. "Generally speaking, people who belong to the Rabbit Zodiac Sign have likable characters."

  • "Ladies belonging to the Rabbit Zodiac Sign,

  • apart from the pretty and demure experience

  • J: have a pure heart--"

  • C: But it would help if you could get someone who could read properly. J: What?

  • C: “A demure appearance.” J: What did I say?

  • C: “Experience” J: Oh.

  • J: "Rabbits are faithful to those around them, but reluctant to reveal their minds to others

  • and have a tendency to escape reality."

  • J: Were just living up here!

  • J: "They are too cautious and conservative, which means they miss good opportunities."

  • C: [Sighing] That’s my downfall, I think.

  • C: And when I do take a risk, I find I get a real exhilaration from it,

  • because it’s quite a rarity.

  • J: 'Oh, my God, a slight risk! Something new!'

  • C: I know. J: I prefer that, though.

  • J: Than if you were complete—a person who wanted to jump off a building.

  • J: Moving on. By the way, this site only gives you if youre a lady or a gentleman.

  • J: You may be nothing else.

  • C: Well, what’s it say about gentlemen? Because I believe you have lady and gentleman qualities

  • like the Yin and Yang.

  • J: I know. I am fully with you. C: Youre both.

  • J: Gender is a spectrum.

  • J: As is your gender presentation. C: So, what’s it say? We can read both, gentleman as well.

  • J: "Gentlemen who belong to the Rabbit Zodiac Sign always treat people politely,"

  • (Why don’t ladies?)

  • "with a gentle smile that makes people feel they are credible and sincerely."

  • J: "When meeting trouble, Rabbits can handle it in an orderly way."

  • C: That’s true. J: "When encountering tough difficulties,

  • they are never discouraged

  • but are persistent to seek solutions."

  • J: I don’t know why I’m talking in this voice.

  • J: "So they eventually achieve enviable successful." C: Oo!

  • C: It says all that lovely stuff about men, and women’s was just like, 'They look pretty

  • and they have a demure appearance.'

  • J: 'And a pure heart.' C: And a pure heart. It’s like, “Oh.”

  • C: That’s why youve gotta read both! J: Indeed. Now I’m with you.

  • J: OK!

  • J: Five types of Rabbit, which one are you? C: I’m the Fire Rabbit!

  • J: Wood, Fire, Earth, Gold.

  • C: Oh! J: Gold?!

  • C: Well, metal. Metal. J: This is new! This is messing it up!

  • J: Oh, metal? C: Metal, isn't it? Gold and metal.

  • J: But you are Fire, so we don’t have to worry about that.

  • J: "You are broad-minded, smart, and flexible, with unique views."

  • J: Oh, famous Rabbit year people. C: Ooo, yes.

  • J: OK. C: Who am I following in the footsteps of?

  • J: Queen Victoria,

  • who was an Earth Rabbit.

  • J: Albert Einstein

  • also an Earth Rabbit.

  • C: I’m a Fire Rabbit, but, yeah, thanks, darling.

  • J: But I’m just saying what they are.

  • C: But what are Fireread the Fire Rabbits. J: Lionel Messi, that’s it.

  • C: Oh. J: He’s the only Fire Rabbit.

  • J: "Overall, Rabbits have average health."

  • J: I don’t know if that’s true, youre generally incredibly healthy. C: Oh. Touch wood.

  • J: "When in poor health, they should do more sports

  • J: to prevent colds and other infectious diseases." C: I should do more sports.

  • J: "And have a healthy daily diet."

  • C: I do have a healthy daily diet. I don’t always eat breakfast, which is probably bad, but

  • C: Yeah, I would like to do some more sports. J: We could fit more greenery into your diet.

  • C: I’d like to, likebecome a member of a team.

  • J: Yes! I keep saying this.

  • J: I think she should join a squad.

  • C: A squad!

  • J: Yes, like a b—is that what theyre called? C: With our hoodies. Go around Brighton.

  • J: No, no, no. With the… C: 'Wanna be part of my squad?'

  • J: Badminton. Badminton squad.

  • C: Yeah, because it’s not actually a team sport, but it’s like a teamgathering.

  • J: Yeah, that’s what you need. C: That you play in pairs.

  • C: Golf. I can play golf. J: She’s veryshe’s good at golf.

  • C: Yeah...

  • J: But no one else will play with you except really old men.

  • C: Also, I’d play if there was at least one other person who I thought was like fun and cool.

  • J: Oh, for Rabbits, in dry seasons, they should drink more water and moisturise to prevent skin problems.

  • J: Apparently, that’s common with you lot. C: Oh, yeah, that’s—oh, wow.

  • C: OK.

  • J: Right. The top careers for Rabbits!

  • J: "Good-hearted Rabbits are loved by others."

  • "You are intellectual, scholarly, and learned."

  • C: Ooo. J: Yes, so, "Rabbits generally have a good career, as well as wealth."

  • J: "But should take care not to give up half-way when striving for something."

  • J: "With a pair of dexterous hands, Rabbits have a gift for calligraphy and painting,

  • as well as tailoring and cooking."

  • J: "Owning a patient temperament, they are able to manage everything to people’s wishes."

  • J: God, don’t you sound like a delight! C: Yes! Indeed.

  • J: Other strengths:

  • "Rabbits have good social relationships."

  • C: Mmhm. J: This is true.

  • J: "Theyre popular with others,

  • as theyre gentle and considerate,

  • with a good sense of humour"--oh, my God, is this video just boosting your ego?

  • J: "They can make a dispute into a good discussion, and make enemies into friends."

  • J: I feel like I had enemies in primary school, but...

  • J: …I don’t now. C: Yeah, like one week they’d be your enemy and the next week they’d be your best friend.

  • J: No, she was never my best friend.

  • She was just my enemy.

  • C: Tell me more lovely things about me.

  • J: Weaknesses:

  • C: Oh. J: "With an excess of universal love and charity,

  • J: they may have conflicts of interest."

  • J: "With a lack of resolution, they have trouble with being emotionally swayed."

  • J: I listen to you.

  • C: You do. Which is ironic seeing that youre deaf.

  • J: Yeah. C: Youre the only person that really listens to me.

  • J: OK.

  • C: Not because I [?] J: Finances in 2018:

  • J: five stars!

  • C: Woop!

  • J: Yes, "In 2018 Rabbits will have good luck with money." C: Oh, that’s good.

  • J: "And you might have a chance to receive rewards from real estate!"

  • C: I don’t own any real estate. J: Yes, you do!

  • C: Oh, our own house.

  • J: Yeah, we own a house. C: Why would we get rewards from it?

  • J: Well, I don’t know. It goes up in value? C: Ooo, yes, maybe.

  • C: Another interesting point about Chinese New Year

  • and good luck and traditions

  • is with your red envelope, thengbāo,

  • C: that you get given. J: Hóngbāo!

  • J: I’m back. Also with my adorable purse.

  • C: That’s not the red envelope, though.

  • J: No, sorry.

  • C: Thengbāo. J: Myngbāo

  • is inside.

  • C: So, basically, married elders give these to unmarried people.

  • C: Young children and young people.

  • C: But anyway, you get given them.

  • C: You get some money in it.

  • C: Just like a token thing.

  • C: Or if youre generous, quite a lot.

  • J: Couple of ringgit. C: There’s a limit to how much you can fit in that, though.

  • C: It’s flat for a reason.

  • C: I think youre meant to traditionally put, like-- J: I’m pretty sure you can get a hundred ringgit note, can’t you?

  • C: Yeah! Youre meant to put crisp, new notes in.

  • C: And, as Jessica has done after my, er...recommendation and explanation,

  • C: was you keep some money.

  • This is one dollarone Malaysian dollar.

  • J: One ringgit.

  • C: And the reason is: if you then keep this, it should bring you more money.

  • C: And I’ve always done it.

  • From a young age, I’ve always had anngbāo in my wallet.

  • With at least one pound.

  • C: You might need to have a job as well, you know.

  • C: Helps.

  • J: Love!

  • J: "You will have a stable relationship." C: Oh, that’s good.

  • J: Oh, this is interesting. "Male Rabbits will have good luck in love in 2018."

  • J: "You will meet a suitable partner, but she will be tough to get along with."

  • J: "For female Rabbits, you will also have many chances to meet nice boys."

  • J: So, there you go!

  • J: That is you.

  • J: Now let’s learn about me.

  • C: Year of the Dragon!

  • C: Lucky colours are:

  • J: Yes.

  • C: Golds. [Jessica gasps excitedly]

  • C: Silver! J: Ahh!

  • C: And a grey-ishwhite. J: ...Oh.

  • C: Was that the right signs?

  • J: It’s grey. C: Oh. Grey.

  • C: Your lucky numbers are:

  • (This is probably why you kept saying seven.)

  • C: Because yours are one, six, and seven. J: Ohhh!

  • C: Mine was six as well. J: Yes.

  • J: And one.

  • C: Lucky flowers are the bleeding-heart glory-bower.

  • C: Looks like that.

  • J: It doesn’t look very nice.

  • C: And the dragon flowers, obviously.

  • C: Oh, your unlucky numbers are three and eight.

  • C: So you share the same unlucky number as me. J: Oh, well that’s good.

  • J: We should never live in a house that’s number eight.

  • C: So, you were born in 198…9.

  • On this site, it says 1988.

  • J: Because I’m, like, you know

  • C: "This makes you smart, ambitious, and hard-working."

  • J: Oh! I think I’m those things.

  • C: Apparently, though, if you are a Wood Dragon, for instance,

  • you’d be, "more introverted, less enthusiastic, and lacking in good relationships."

  • C: Yeah, so you can have the Dragon qualities, but you’d have more of the Wood Yin things mixed up in there.

  • J: God, sorry, Wood Dragons. That--That’s not great.

  • C: Famous Dragons!

  • C: Earth Dragon.

  • J: Yes. C: OK, let’s see what other Earth Dragons there are.

  • C: Jesus Christ.

  • C: I’m not just swearing, sorry.

  • J: Oh!

  • C: Abraham Lincoln.

  • J: Woo!

  • C: Charles Darwin.

  • J: Cool!

  • C: And Martin Luther King.

  • J: Also awesome.

  • C: All good leaders there.

  • C: Also, this dragon is like

  • J: Thanks, hon. Thanks. C: It’s just fallen on me.

  • C: So, normally, when it’s—

  • C: Normally, when it’s your year

  • so, say youre a Dog and it’s your year this yearitll be a lucky year for you,

  • except if it’s the Year of the Dragon and you ARE a Dragon.

  • C: Did you know that?

  • C: "According to Chinese tradition, when the year of the birth Sign comes up,

  • it’s believed to be bad luck."

  • C: The Dragon’s personality

  • apparently, because it’s the only mystical beast in the Zodiac cycle

  • um, it is the

  • J: (That’s my mystical hands.)

  • C: It says it’s the most vital and powerful beast in the Chinese Zodiac.

  • C: "Although

  • with an infamous reputation for being a hot-head and possessing a sharp tongue,

  • in ancient times people thought Dragon could control the world."

  • J: Oh. That’s fair.

  • C: "Because of their traits of dominance and ambition."

  • J: I don’t know that I’m a hot-head. C: No, but youve probably got traits of dominance and ambition.

  • J: That’s true.

  • C: "Gifted with innate courage, tenacity, and intelligence."

  • C: "Dragons are enthusiastic and confident."

  • C: "They are not afraid of challenges and are willing to take risks."

  • J: Yes! C: Like, opposite to me.

  • C: And angry Dragons are not open to criticism.

  • C: That is really true of you.

  • C: One criticism and she’s like [mimics anger]

  • C: [Amused] "They don’t consider themselves irritating and arrogant."

  • C: That’s so funny, when I said earlier on, you were like, 'No, no, I’m not a hot head, blah blah blah.'

  • C: "Instead of following tradition, they strive for a smooth future."

  • C: That’s why it’s like people like Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln. J: Indeed. Indeed.

  • C: Apparently, to keep healthy, "you should do yoga or taking a walk is an effective way to keep healthy."

  • J: Oh.

  • J: Well, I’ll try those. C: Apparently,

  • C: "when youre middle aged, you should look after your skin

  • and when youre older, you should pay more attention to your liver, gallbladder, blood, intestines, and stomach."

  • J: You don’t have to do any of this! You just have to drink water and moisturise!

  • J: Christ!

  • C: OK!

  • C: Jobs-wise: Apparently, careers that are top for Dragon are

  • things that embrace challenges and take risks.

  • J: Cool! Hi, YouTube.

  • C: "When youre looking for an ideal partner,

  • apparently you might find yourself hesitating to move forward,

  • or unwilling to make permanent commitment."

  • J: That is the opposite of me. C: Totally.

  • C: That’s because you met me.

  • J: Yeah.

  • C: "When they do, however, it is their intention for it to last."

  • J: Oh, yeah, were not allowed to ever get divorced.

  • C: "Dragons are likely to have a warm, giving personality."

  • C: "They can be very generous to their loved ones."

  • C: Yes, that is true.

  • C: "Youll have to do a lot of leg work for investments to get ahead."

  • J: Yeah.

  • C: So maybe not such a speedy, um… J: (Growth)

  • C: growth of new subscribers.

  • J: Oh, well, I’m very happy with the ones I’ve got.

  • C: Yeah. J: Youre all lovely.

  • C: Yeah, but I think you deserve like

  • one million!

  • J: Aww, youre so sweet. Thank you. C: Don’t you think?

  • C: "Apparently, you will risk losing out financially when it comes to breaking rules, such as traffic rules

  • or if you put yourself in dangerous situations."

  • J: Oh, to be fair, if I could drive, I would probably be the worst driver.

  • C: We do get parking tickets quite a lot. J: Not the worst, likethe best.

  • J: But I would drive like we were in Fast & Furious, so I think I would get pulled over.

  • C: Yeah, maybe that’s why you didn’t get your license

  • after, likehow many times have you done the test?

  • J: Eight. C: Yeah.

  • C: Well. There’s a reason.

  • C: Career prospects!

  • C: Oh, you won’t have much luck in your career, either.

  • J: Oh.

  • C: "You will need to be busy running around, doing everything by yourself, which will be tough."

  • C: "What’s more--"

  • C: (I will be here to help!)

  • C: "What’s more, Dragons, you will need to work hard or spend a lot of time studying."

  • "You may have to study further to get further qualifications."

  • C: "In summary, Dragons, you have little chance to get promoted

  • and you need to be careful of losing benefits due to impulsive behaviour."

  • J: Christ!

  • C: "It’s recommended that you calm down!"

  • C: "And visit places like parks or forests to adjust your attitude and mind."

  • C: You hot head.

  • C: Apparently, your love: "You will be in conflict with your partners because of their impulsiveness."

  • J: What?! C: It’s all right, I’m a Rabbit, it’s just been proved that I’m not

  • J: Oh, yeah, you have no impulsiveness. Were good. C: I’m not impulsive.

  • C: "Male Dragons will easily get into financial strife,

  • and female Dragons will encounter numerous relational problems."

  • J: [Sarcastically] Because women only care about relationships.

  • C: Apparently, if youre married, you need to pay attention to your spouse’s safety.

  • J: Safety?!

  • C: "Don’t be too hot-headed, and avoid trouble."

  • C: Luckily, I’m very calm and Yin and… J: Yeah, yeah.

  • J: I mean. At least your year’s gonna go well.

  • J: What?!

  • C: "You will often be upset and put under a lot of pressure."

  • "Youll also have problems with your stomach."

  • J: This is true.

  • C: "You are recommended to have your health checked regularly."

  • C: "Don’t take any risks such as climbing a mountain or exploring underground."

  • "Instead, go for a walk in a park

  • or round the lakeside

  • or through a forest

  • to change your mind and attitude."

  • C: OK, I think we got it, OK?! Like

  • J: 'Go to a park, Jessica, go to a park!'

  • J: So, those were our Zodiacs. C: Yeah, sorry that was a bit long.

  • J: As you can see, they kind ofthey fit very well with our personalities.

  • C: But I like the bit about how you won’t admit that you are sometimes irritable and arrogant.

  • J: And [?] with criticism. C: Yeah.

  • J: But now were going to move on to what YOUR Zodiac Sign is. C: Yeah.

  • Now, youve got to work out your Zodiac animal,

  • and then tell us whether this matches with your personality.

  • C: Yeah, were not gonna go through an extensive description of what we just did for each other. J: No, no, no. It’s gonna be short.

  • J: It’s gonna be much shorter. C: This is more based on

  • what chinahighlights.com says.

  • C: So, it says--apparently, it will say your strong Yang attribute first.

  • So, your main Yang characteristic,

  • followed by your main Yin characteristic.

  • C: In this case, it makes the Yang the more positive and the Yin the negative. J: Balance.

  • C: So, if youre a Rat, your main attribute is wisdom.

  • But [industriousness] without wisdom leads to triviality.

  • J: Oooo.

  • C: That’s quite interesting.

  • J: Next up is the Ox, and the Ox’s main attribute is industriousness.

  • J: Theyre balancing out with that.

  • J: But industriousness without wisdom

  • leads to futility.

  • C: Oh, yeah. True.

  • J: So, you can make something,

  • but if there was no thought in it, what was the point?

  • C: Opposite to the Rat that can be wise, but if they don’t do anything about it, it just leads to laziness.

  • J: True.

  • C: The Tiger. Your main attribute is valour.

  • C: Valour without caution leads to recklessness.

  • J: Then we get

  • the Rabbit.

  • J: You. C: Oh, yeah.

  • C: Opposite to the Tiger. J: So, the Rabbit’s main attribute is caution.

  • C: Great. J: Unsurprisingly.

  • C: I’m so cautious.

  • J: But caution without valour

  • leads to cowardice.

  • C: Aww. Yeah.

  • J: Sorry.

  • J: You can’t just sit in a corner, worrying about it.

  • Yeah, youve got to go out and do something. But it’s all right, because I’m a Fire Rabbit,

  • so I’ve got that Yang. That extra Yang.

  • J: Yes, you do. C: Yeah!

  • J: You go, girl. C: Yee!

  • C: OK, the Dragon.

  • Its main attribute is strength.

  • J: I have inner strength, I just have a weak body!

  • J: Lets me down. C: But strength without flexibility leads to fracture.

  • J: I’m very flexible.

  • Hypermobility.

  • J: I’m not very flexible mentally,

  • J: I suppose. C: Yeah, exactly. You don’t take criticism well, but when you do

  • C: it’s a smoother ride.

  • When you don’t, it’s like [angry noise]

  • J: But balancing me out is the Snake.

  • And the Snake’s main feature is flexibility.

  • However, flexibility without strength

  • leads to compromise.

  • If you never stand up for what you believe in,

  • youre always gonna be falling over.

  • C: The Horse’s main attribute is forging ahead.

  • Forging ahead without unity leads to abandonment.

  • C: So, youre a naturally good leader if youre a Horse,

  • but if you kind of go your own way too much, or youre convinced your way is the best way

  • and you don’t listen,

  • then youll be ostracized.

  • C: Basically, as I’m saying all of that, it just reminded me so much of 'The Apprentice.'

  • J: Oh, yeah! C: And every single person on that show.

  • J: We could basically make, you know

  • J: we should do this. We should find all of 'The Apprentice' candidates and their Signs— C: and assign them their Chinese Zodiacs, yeah.

  • J: Next up is Goat.

  • And the Goat’s main attribute is unity.

  • However, unity without forging ahead leads to stagnation.

  • J: You can all just sit there for a while, not doing anything or going anywhere. C: Yeah. Youve gotta take the reins sometimes.

  • C: Make the decisions.

  • J: Yes. Leadership!

  • J: Can be very good. C: Everyone needs a bit of leadership.

  • C: OK. The Monkey!

  • Your main attribute is changeability.

  • J: Ooo. C: But changeability without constant leads to foolishness.

  • J: Oooh.

  • J: Then we have the Rooster,

  • which is the flipside of that.

  • So the Rooster’s main attribute is being constant.

  • J: But, being constant without changeability

  • J: leads to woodenness. C: Ooh!

  • C: That’s a really horrible insult, isn’t it?

  • C: “Youre really wooden.”

  • J: Oh, yeah

  • C: Dog.

  • Your main attribute is fidelity.

  • J: Very true. C: But fidelity without amiability leads to rejection.

  • J: Aww. C: That just makes me think of Tilly.

  • C: Well, we don’t ever reject her, but sometimes, you know,

  • you can show too much love sometimes, you know?

  • J: You can really get in someone’s face.

  • J: 'I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.' C: Yeah. You can show love, but, like

  • J: We get that every single morning. 'I love you, I love you…'

  • C: And then she doesn’t appreciate the annoyance she’s causing. J: It’s like, 'OK. Whoa, hon. Whoa.'

  • C: And youre like, “I need to go to work!” J: 'Could you just sit? Could you just sit?'

  • J: I can’t even pee now.

  • She has to come into the bathroom and sit on my lap while I pee.

  • C: That’s quite cute.

  • J: The opposite of the Dog is the Pig

  • whose main characteristic is amiability.

  • However

  • Dun dun dun!

  • J: Amiability without fidelity leads to immorality.

  • C: Youre amiable, but youre not loving.

  • C: Leads to being immoral.

  • J: Ooo.

  • C: I hope youve learnt something about us.

  • A little bit more about us, like my favourite colour is blue and hers is gold. I think people knew that already.

  • But, you knowThat she’s a hot head.

  • C: I think people knew that already. J: I’m not a hot head!

  • Ugh! Fine! I’m a hot head.

  • C: I have a tendency to be cowardice.

  • J: But that’s OK, because I’m here to help push you forwards.

  • J: And then youre here to be slightly cautious so I don’t fall off a ledge. C: Moral of the story, guys, is:

  • C: If youre Yin, youve gotta find your Yang.

  • J: Thanks. C: Yeah.

  • J: Anyway, youve gotta tell us whether that list of Signs we just gave--

  • J: find yours, does it relate to you? Is it completely wrong?

  • J: What do you think about Chinese Zodiac? Does it actually make sense?

  • C: It’s just a bit of fun, after all. J: Or not?

  • J: Yeah, don’t be upset if it’s completelyrude. C: Nah.

  • J: Because some of them are rude!

  • C: It’s just sort of an interesting way to pass the time and chat with your friends

  • or family about it and be like, 'That’s interesting! Haha!'

  • J: We hope youve really enjoyed this video. Just our little rambling from Malaysia.

  • J: We just thought we’d say hey.

  • So, you know.

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  • here in our stay in wonderful, exotic Malaysia.

  • J: Yes, with Claudia’s incredible editing.

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