Name: Secrets and Femslash Obsessions // 20 Facts About Me Tag! [CC]
Uploaded: 2020-03-27T18:54:17.000Z
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Past simple

It feels like just two months ago I was on 20K.

Hi, hello. Welcome to everyone who is new, everyone who has come in.

I thought, since we have lots of new people,

that I would tell you some things about me and that then you can get to know me better

which feels like a really strange thing to say, because you've been watching a year and a half's worth of

videos in which I tell you personal things

But! Here are some facts that you might not know.

My birthday is the 25th of January, 1989,

but I always think of myself as two years younger

because I was so ill for my teenage years that I genuinely don't remember two years of my life.

bark (I mean sap, mainly), grass (REALLY allergic to wild grass)--

Yeah. I actually once got out of a technology exam

by going and rolling in wild grass with bare legs

and my entire legs came up in blisters and sores

I should probably remind you that I have neurological damage and therefore cannot feel all of my skin,

Anyway, got out of the exam and didn't have to re-take it until the week after

when I had time to actually look stuff up.

My all-time favourite pairing: Buffy and Faith

I have read possibly every Buffy and Faith fanfiction that there is on the internet.

Actually, no, I think I have--I have read every. ALL of them.

Even the bad ones, I'll read the first paragraph,

"Eh." Skip down a bit to see if it gets better.

And still give it a little go. See how long I can hold out.

But no. OK, no. But that still counts as reading.

My other favourite pairings are Kim and Shego

Bubblegum and Marceline, from Adventure Time.

I also liked--kiiind of liked Blair and Serena

in Gossip Girl for a little bit, but not really, because I can't really understand the attraction

But I did really like Bleighton, which is Blake Lively and Leighton Meester

because Leighton Meester is so God damn adorable, OK?

[clears throat] every time a Fast and Furious movie comes out,

I mean, it only lasts three weeks, and they are my only straight pairing,

Following on from that, and you could probably see this one coming:

Yeah. I've been doing it since I was thirteen.

But let's just say, if you read Buffy and Faith fanfiction, you have definitely read something I have written,

I mean, it's not like I was on some incredible low carb diet,

My body just thought that carbs were poison.

This is something I really don't like about myself. I find it...quite frustrating.

Get a little text message, look at it and be like, "Oh, yeah, yeah. That's so sweet!"

I decide it's too much energy to take that from my head, put it in the text and press send.

So, I put it down, go, "Oh, I'll do that later!"

and then of course because it's already been opened,

OK. I'll try--I will try. I will try harder.

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