So, we have some exciting news for you:

We're moving house!

C: Yay! Ow, sorry. J: Sorry, bubby, sorry.

C: Just so excited. J: [Excitable noises]

J: Although, a lot of you are probably like, "Yes, Jessica we were aware of that; you have already told us,

this is old news."

The English house moving system is really weird,

so although we knew we were going to be moving into this house months and months ago,

nothing has happened!

C: Mmm. It takes like six months!

J: Just just a period of nothing

C: You look at a house, you like the house, you...

J: Offer on the house. C: ...put an offer on the house;

C: the offer is accepted, but you don't actually buy the house until like six months later

J: And that whole time, anything could go wrong.

C: Yeah, and that whole time someone could just be like, 'Actually, you know what? I've decided not to sell my house,'

or 'You know what? I've decided I don't want to buy a house.'

C: And it's like what? You've just wasted six months.

J: But we have a preliminary date, and that preliminary date is SOON!

C: Which is good, because it means the horrible things are less likely to happen. J: Good, very good.

J: Yes, also I'm scared. I'm afraid

C: I'd be more afraid of losing the house or losing our buyer.

J: Yes. C: And then having to start a whole six-month process again.

C: If someone said, 'You're moving next week,' I'd be like, 'Oh, good.' Wouldn't that be better?

J: Yeah, I mean, I'm going to LA in exactly a week's time C: I know, but...

C: People were saying to us yesterday you can always pay people to help pack all your stuff. J: That's true.

J: Though I hate paying for anything.

J: But I think I might have to do that.

C: Mine's more about like the stress of I wouldn't like--I'm a bit of a control freak;

I'm not sure I'd like people just to come into my house and like pack things up

because I'd be like 'I don't know where anything is.'

J: No, same.

C: I won't know what boxes I put things into. J: I think I'm also a terrible control freak when it comes to things,

J: because I just want them to be neat and placed properly in the box.

C: I think they do a better job than we probably do because they're professional.

J: You'd think that... C: And they have to make sure that nothing breaks.

J: Yeah, but maybe they just wrap things in loads of [both] bubble wrap

and then they just shove it in a box and then we take it and we're like, 'What even is this?!'

C: Yeah, I think they probably use up more boxes.

J: Whereas I'm very much 'I want to make boxes that we open at the other end' so they know what's in them.

Like things--everything from our house that I want to go into bedroom two

should go into a box that says "Bedroom 2."

C: Anyway, domestics.

C: Let's talk about something else!

J: So! We decided to make a video to test how annoying we each are,

doing the BuzzFeed quiz: 'How annoying are you?'

J: We're gonna find out!

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C: Dog emojis. Tilly dancing. J: Yeah, you get dog emojis!

J: Right, are we ready to find out how potentially annoying we are? C: Mmhm.

J: So how we're gonna answer this question is for each other.

C: Yeah, like how annoying I find you.

C: The problem with quizzes: You know what it's quizzing you on.

Like the psychopath test. So, if you're a psychopath, you just answer it so that you don't get a psychopath result.

C: You know? All quizzes should be like you don't know what the outcome is meant to be.

J: Well, I think that's the aim of a quiz. I think just a badly written quiz gives away the answer.

C: No, the title of a quiz gives away what the quiz is for. J: Oh, I see.

C: This is like 'How annoying are you?' J: So, basically, BuzzFeed quiz should be titled 'Which bread are you?'

And then we'll answer it and it will be like 'highly annoying.'

C: Yeah, exactly. J: Pumpernickel.

C: ...OK. J: That's a bread. [Cymbals clash]

C: (Q1) "What is your normal speaking volume?"

(A1) "Pretty average; people rarely struggle to hear me, but no one tells me to be quiet, either."

(A2) "I'm constantly having to repeat myself because I speak so softly."

(A3) "Pretty normal unless I'm super excited and I get a little out of hand."

(A4) "I don't speak, I yell."

C: I think you'd say you're pretty normal, unless you're super excited and it gets a bit out of hand. Yeah.

C: (Q2) "Are you often late?"

(A1) "I'm always ten minutes early."

(A2) "Sometimes, but I do my best and try not to be later than ten minutes."

(A3) "I don't think I've ever been on time."

C: Or (A4) "Sometimes I don't even show up."

C: I think, "Sometimes, but I do my best..." J: I try my hardest!

C: Yeah, I'd say sometimes you're late, but you try your best not to be later than ten minutes.

J: It's always with the best intentions.

C: (Q3) "What do you do when someone gives you a compliment?"

(A1) "Immediately deny it and tell them how deeply, deeply wrong they are."

(A2) "I'm too shocked to respond."

(A3) "Smile and say, thank you."

(A4) "Compliment them back."

C: I think you'd smile and say thank you.

J: OK. I do often do a compliment, though.

On the street when people are like, "Oh, my God, I love your dress!"

And I'm like, "Thank you! Love your hair."

C: Yeah, but not always. J: Well, sometimes if it's like an old man, I don't know what to say.

C: Yeah, I'd just say you smile and say thank you.

C: (Q4) "How fidgety are you?"

(A1) "I literally do not stop moving."

(A2) "Only when I have been sitting or standing still for an exceptionally long time."

(A3) "Fairly average."

(A4) "I am a picture of serenity."

C: I would say you're a picture of serenity. J: I don't really fidget.

C: No, you don't fidget.

C: (Q5) "Which of these sounds most like you when we're watching a film?"

(A1) "Entirely engrossed, not paying attention to the rest of the world."

(A2) "I tend to have a lot of questions."

(A3) "If I'm among friends and not in a theatre, I'll make jokes throughout."

(A4) "I can't stop eating popcorn."

C: You're entirely engrossed. J: Yes! All of the other options are terrible!

J: No, you should be concentrating on this amazing film that so many people have put their artistic work into.

C: To be fair, when we went to see the Marvel film,

that was quite annoying for me,

because, yes, you were entirely engrossed,

but that does not always suggest that you are not being irritating throughout the movie.

C: Because...

she just kept going [emotes] and grabbing my arm, and then literally like squeezing it!

J: It was 'Endgame!' Come on!

C: And I was like, 'I can't think, you're hurting me!'

C: And then she'd be like [mimics excitement] and I'd be like, 'Lady!'

J: I have so many feelings!

C: (Q6) "You're on the toilet and finished the loo roll. What do you do?"

(A1) "Leave it there and carry on with my life."

(A2) "Get a new roll out, but put it on top of the empty one instead of replacing it on the hanger."

(A3) "Replace the loo roll, but not put the old roll in the bin."

(A4) "Replace the roll and recycle the old one."

C: Er, you replace it and recycle it.

C: But when I say "recycle..." J: To be fair, "recycle" -

J: we don't, we give it to the dogs.

J: It's their favourite plaything.

C: Yeah. J: And then Walter eats it.

C: Tilly's like 'Yeah, let's play, baba!'

C: 'Let's like throw it around and play chase!'

C: And then Walter's like, 'Yeah, let's do that for like 10 seconds' then he's like 'END OF GAME!' [Mimics excited munching]

C: (Q7) "What do people most often say about your walk?"

(A1) "They say I stomp and they can always hear me coming."

(A2) "Nothing. I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about my walk."

(A3) "They say I walk too quietly and can never hear me coming."

(A4) "They say it's very brisk."

C: "Quiet." I think you're quite quiet, actually.

C: You pad along. J: I'm quite light on my feet.

C: Yeah, you are.

C: (Q8) "You're at a traffic light that has just turned green, but the car in front of you hasn't immediately moved. What do you do?"

C: I mean, you don't drive, but we'll pretend.

(A2) "Honk, hooooonk, then tell them to move their fat arse; some people have places to be."

(A3) "Wait. I'm sure they'll start driving soon."

(A4) "Try and change into another lane."

J: You don't know what they're doing.

C: It says it's just turned green and the car in front of you hasn't immediately moved. I'd say you'd say wait.

J: Yes, like a reasonable human.

C: No, I would honk.

J: Course you would! C: Because it's like--because I'm not being rude!

C: I'm not being rude! I'm just-- J: You're just helping them.

C: Well, they're obviously looking at their phone. J: They may have not noticed.

C: I get honked. If I'm like, you know...

at the green light and I'm looking at my phone and then someone honks me, I would be like...

J: Not that you ever look at your phone whilst driving.

C: I'm not driving, it's stationary!

C: (Q9) "The waiter gets your order wrong, what do you do?"

(A1) "Eat it anyway; pretend it's what you wanted all along."

(A2) "Eat it, but don't leave a tip and leave a bad online review."

(A3) "Politely ask to have it corrected."

(A4) "Ask to see the manager, demand compensation or a refund. It's their bloody job."

J: Politely ask to have it corrected. C: Yes.

J: Jesus.

C: (Q10) "You're in a meeting and your colleague mispronounces a word several times in a presentation. What do you do?"

(A1) "Immediately correct them."

(A2) "Ignore it."

(A3) "Don't say anything during the meeting, but let them know afterwards."

(A4) "Snigger."

J: Wait. With Clara,

I do correct her English,

but that's to help her.

C: I think you immediately correct them, but I think that's also because you're...

lip-reading and deaf.

C: Like, if someone says something wrong, you don't know what they're saying.

C: So then you kind of work it out-- J: I tend to repeat words.

C: And then if it's a word that's obviously wrong, you'd be like... J: 'Pineapple?'

C: Yeah, and they'd be like 'duh duh duh' and you're like, 'Ooooh, you mean dah dah, dah.'

C: And then they'd be like, 'Ah, yeah.' So I don't think it comes across rude when you do it.

J: OK. C; But like obviously if I did it...

J: Oh, OK. I get you. C: I'd be like, 'That's not how you say it.'

J: Yeah.

J: I'm just checking I got it right. C: I mean, to be honest, I'm the one who always mispronounces words anyway.

C: Aren't I? J: But I love it.

C: Like "tubberware." J: You're so cute, though!

C: (Q11) "How long does it take you to reply to a text?"

C: Depends who it's from.

C: (A1) "Immediately."

(A2) "Within the hour."

(A3) "Immediately in a flurry of multiple texts."

(A4) "Whenever I can remember."

J: Whenever I remember!

C: I get a bit annoyed if you don't. My 'Helloooo?!'

J: Yeah, you'll send me twenty texts and then I'm like, 'I was in the bath.'

C: Yeah, well, I worry, because if you're used to like always having you respond

immediately and then you don't, I'm like, 'What's happened?'

J: Yeah, to be fair, part of the reason I respond to you immediately is for safety. C: Yeah.

J: To let you know I'm still alive.

J: Choose an emoji! C: Aww, they've come up as question marks!

J: Question mark, question mark, question mark.

J: Oh, I don't think BuzzFeed thought that one through.

C: Shall we go for the smiley face one? J: I'm gonna say smiley face, because...

C: Aww! J: Oooh!

C: You're 36% annoying.

C: I'd say that's about right.

J: "You are only occasionally slightly annoying, but, hey, who isn't?"

J: 36%! I will take that.

C: I think you're like--yeah, I think that's kind of true, you're only occasionally slightly annoying

C: but most of the time not. J: OK.

C: Yeah. J: Cool.

C: I'm definitely more annoying than you are.

C: Right.

J: Q1: "What is your normal speaking volume?"

J: People really listen when you talk. I'm gonna say pretty average.

C: That's funny that you say people seem to listen when you talk.

J: Yes, if we're in a group situation

Claudia's not the loudest, but people stop talking to listen to Claudia.

C: Mmm.

C: Because I always have something to say that's worth listening to.