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  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Hot ones fans, This is Shaun Evans checking in from quarantine.

  • Unfortunately, the big elephant in the room There is no new episode of Hot Ones this week, and that's real bummer.

  • We were really excited for the episode.

  • I was super excited to interviewer, and we were obviously really excited to share it with you guys.

  • But with social distancing, all that's going on in the world, that stuff that just does not Joe very well with a show in studio where me and a guest eats scorch, not chicken wings, and spit at each other from across the table for an hour.

  • So no new episode this week, but let me give you some good news.

  • During simpler times we shot a pair of episodes and the Truth or dad that will air in the coming weeks.

  • So next week, Hot ones with Zac Efron and if I could be so Bold, the things that we've shot are very good, so I'm excited to share him with you guys hot ones with Zac Effron next week.

  • Then we'll do another hot ones the week after one that we're super proud of as well.

  • So can't wait for you guys to see that.

  • And then we'll call that the Season 11 finale done will do truth or dab.

  • And hopefully between that and a sort of mid season break hopefully were behind all this by that point and up and running on season 12.

  • But you can't rush these things.

  • And that brings me to my second elephant in the room.

  • And that's his fucking cut on my chin.

  • Uh, so, to be honest, everybody have not been feeling great this week.

  • I've been pretty sick.

  • Don't worry.

  • I've been talking to a physician.

  • I just got a hydrate and rest.

  • They say So that's all I've been doing.

  • I've just been sleeping and chugging Gatorade.

  • Well, the other night I have to take a piss in the middle of the night.

  • That's all I've been doing is drinking liquids and sleeping So I wake up and I'm taking a piss And while I'm peeing I feel this like hot flash and a tingle go down my spine And then I can feel my blood pressure drop I can feel the blood rushing out of my head And I'm like something bad is happening And then I just saw black and red spots and then I get folded up like a lawn chair.

  • My own bathroom violently crashed to the ground, crushed the garbage can underneath me, ripped the shower rod out of the wall.

  • And then I wake up and I'm like, What happened?

  • What happened?

  • Fainted, Fainted.

  • For the first time in my life, I fainted and I was like, Whoa, that was crazy.

  • So I guess I can rally to my knees.

  • I rallied to my feet and I'm like, All right, I just have to get to my bedroom.

  • So I walk and I'm still not feeling great.

  • A little wobbly on my feet and I take two steps out of my bathroom and guess what happens.

  • Same thing.

  • My legs lock up.

  • I feel the hot flash.

  • I feel the blood rush out of my head.

  • I'm seeing black and red dots and guess what?

  • I'm going down and I'm on a direct course with this coffee table.

  • I'm going right for it.

  • And, uh, in the middle of that, I'd try to course correct, because you're gonna see over my other shoulder.

  • I have ah, love sac, which is actually a lovely place to fall, Should you faint.

  • So I'm trying to course correct mid air.

  • But my my body had already given up like my body's not there.

  • So I'm in this out of body experience, feeling like I'm watching myself fall right into a table and then bam chin right into the corner of the table.

  • I had, like, a full gallon of water on the table knocked that over.

  • Huge puddle is forming just a waterfall going over my head.

  • Meanwhile, I'm just stuck on the ground in between the TV and the table over here just being like, Is this where it all ends?

  • But I'm happy to say that I'm feeling much better the past couple of days.

  • A lot better today, but it's just a reminder.

  • You know, we gotta we gotta take care of ourselves.

  • And, you know, make sure that you're calling your loved ones and make sure that you're taking care of yourself.

  • Um, you know, I'll forever have this battle scarred.

  • And don't worry, I've been using the Neosporin been banned.

  • Gene it up.

  • But I feel on this very intimate quarantine State of the Union that you guys got to see the real me.

  • And that is a man who recently fainted after they took a piss and, um, and violently fainted twice in, like, a span of five minutes.

  • So that's my story From quarantine again to recap hot ones is business as usual the next three weeks.

  • Too hot ones episodes in a truth or dab.

  • Hopefully you guys were doing all right.

  • Check in on loved ones.

  • Um, and, uh, you know what?

  • This will be a memory at some point and, uh, just, you know, stay safe.

  • Stay home.

  • Stay healthy.

  • And I miss you guys.

  • I'll see you soon.

  • How many of these shows have you done?

  • This is, believe it or not.

  • Season 11 approaching 200 episodes sit across from 200 famous people doing this.

  • That's awesome on That's so cool.

  • This I feel like I knew it was gonna be a high number 200.

  • Just, Of course, I don't want to pour out the extra sauce.

  • No, but you know what I like.

  • I like the new experience.

  • You know, that's what I think is funny about this is that in the hundreds of times that we've done it.

  • There have been so many different ways that it's approached.

  • Cool.

  • You know, it is a good This whole setup is just money, man like this is why you go out to eat wings.

  • You can be with your homies, man.

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