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  • So today I'm gonna be reviewing some high fashion because that seems like something a 19 year old on the Internet is qualified to do.

  • In the past few weeks, I've seen a ton of YouTubers and bloggers and I follow logging their trips to Fashion Week.

  • And because I am far too irrelevant to be invited, I'm just gonna sit at my desk and critique these runways from my computer.

  • So the 1st 1 I'm gonna look at is Gucci.

  • Pucci has been killing it these past couple of seasons and actually kind of stopped watching Broadway shows for a while.

  • But last winter I watched the runway and I really, really loved it.

  • I thought it was so cool and quirky and really original.

  • So let's see.

  • Wow, this is very hard to figure out what this needs.

  • At least it's turning heads.

  • I am the worst.

  • Boo.

  • Okay, I like this.

  • I like this a lot.

  • Wow.

  • That model looks like she wants to murder you and your mother.

  • I think the color on that dress is super cool.

  • And I'm sure without the jacket the detailing on the dress is gorgeous as well.

  • Oh, no, no, No, no, no.

  • She looks like a penguin.

  • She looks like an angry Russian penguin.

  • She's holding a snake.

  • What this shit is that alive?

  • I'm not a fan of the ski masks, but I think this dress is very interesting.

  • It's very like boho fiance.

  • Is that cultural appropriation?

  • Gucci.

  • Is that she wearing a pagoda on her head?

  • I know, I know.

  • I feel about that moving on the lead.

  • See Aga?

  • Let's see.

  • This was just on the front page of the honey.

  • This is literally the shirt that people like green screen effects have to wear so it covers off their hands would imagine, like shaking hands with somebody you're not sure a management and pee in that shirt.

  • Would you just like this rescue?

  • This isn't like groundbreaking or anything, but that's something that I wear toe like the Golden Globes or two.

  • Like a fancy New Year's party.

  • Alexander McQueen is one of the designers that originally really going to fashion.

  • Sometimes when I'm in you, I'll just like block off an entire day of my schedule, just doing a bird doors and get lost in like the fucking seven tower maze of expensive clothing.

  • I actually got to touch an Alexander McQueen dress.

  • And I was like, I didn't try at all.

  • No, because I think the sales associates come, like, smell before on me.

  • Ooh, Wow.

  • Okay.

  • I like where this is going.

  • I'm generally just a fan of the whole, like, deconstructive menswear trend.

  • Okay with this.

  • This is so cool.

  • I love the belt as you guys.

  • Maybe he was telling him, like all of my crystals, I'm really, really about, like, that silhouette where it's a loose top and then cross at the least, and then you have something like high waisted and pipe with it.

  • I think it's just so flattering.

  • And it makes your waist look so snatch.

  • Even if you're thoroughly laughing.

  • Labs like me, I really like this one.

  • The white blazer under the weather jacket.

  • That's very unexpected.

  • But I was the juxtaposition.

  • Call me Anna Wintour.

  • Boy, this is kind of crazy, but I really like it.

  • No, 100% on the friend, but I really like what's going on with the top detail here.

  • Something that I really want to see more of in stores is like these sweeping kind of sweetheart.

  • Wide necklines.

  • I think it's so flattering.

  • It shows off your collarbones.

  • Really?

  • Well, I think if you could just kind of take the same vibe from this dress and get into, like, a little propped up, I think that the super fuel for salt cheek Here we go.

  • Okay.

  • I really like this.

  • Look, it's how I got combination of like Tommy Hilfiger and what Gucci was doing a couple of seasons ago.

  • The colors are like weird, but they work.

  • Okay, getting further down here, that is a lot of color.

  • This reminds me I don't know if you guys have this when you were in middle school, but there was this, like, paint program that was like super nineties.

  • My body was called kid picks up a little bit like the best days of my elementary school and middle school experience.

  • We're just gonna play around with that program like, drag the course around a big, creepy house artwork.

  • Okay, this look is actually from Valentino Spring 2018 collection, which I think actually showed in September.

  • I get really, really confused by all the fashion season because actually came out a couple months ago.

  • I want to show you guys this.

  • I thought this was a really cool example of how you can send something like really unique and high end down the runway.

  • But it doesn't have to like blast people's eyeballs on.

  • I just love everything about this.

  • Look, I think the colors work really well.

  • Silhouette.

  • It's so cool.

  • I would buy that jacket.

  • It has, like that exaggerated shoulder, but it's still very flattering, and I love the both deals with it, like this courtly, sophisticated safari look which I know it into.

  • Let's see what Valentino did for fall, though, and our allies have.

  • It looks like somebody caught up a Snuggie.

  • I'm not sure the cost of this dress is the most flattering, especially around the waist, that the way it flares out.

  • But I really, really like what's been going here again.

  • Like I said, I really, really like that super wide neckline, especially with long sleeves.

  • I feel like it's very like Victorian, but in a sexy and not super oppressed way.

  • Let's see what ball Maine is doing.

  • She looks like the sexiest burrito, can I?

  • But like double meeting you.

  • Okay, This is from Christian your fault.

  • 2018.

  • And I was gonna say that this looks really cool, but that's what I've been saying about every single look.

  • So I really like Alexander away.

  • My second favorite Alexander Fashion Week.

  • Goddamn, these girls look like they're straight out of the Matrix.

  • I would let her murder me any day.

  • I love extend with these embers to feel like it's doing a good, like, way snatching body call tour.

  • But in a way that's not super.

  • Obviously.

  • Like I'm trying to deceive your eyes this election l went through an edgy phase in high school.

  • I hope you don't have to wrap it up.

  • Thank you so much for watching.

  • We'll see you guys next week.

  • Bye.

So today I'm gonna be reviewing some high fashion because that seems like something a 19 year old on the Internet is qualified to do.

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