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  • Hi, I'm Adam Hills.

  • Join me.

  • Along with Alex Brooker, Josh Widdicombe and Johnny Vegas.

  • It was a bit of twenties into some camping way back.

  • E way showing that dog's something.

  • Make sure you made eye contact way down the back, but still, I want you to fuck in the O full fucking up.

  • Won't send one.

  • Cover number.

  • E used to piss in the booth.

  • Attendant was James Bond in?

  • It was outside.

  • Work out the door without giving them.

  • You're telling him the answer.

  • Straight way.

  • It's nice to be with you.

  • Hi.

  • I'm Adam Hills.

  • Joined.

  • May, along with Alex Brooker.

  • Josh, I'm sorry.

  • You know, I really don't know nothing.

  • Oh, shit.

  • I expect you to smell of piss, Mr Booth.

  • Why am I crying in the pros?

  • So a block catch a cap and put his Penis in his mouth.

  • He should have lost his fucking rob license.

  • I should have at least brought a strongly worded letter.

  • Uh, yeah, balls deep.

  • He was in fishing, like, look shocked.

  • Environment.

  • Johnny, you go a definite three bank.

  • If apostrophes have allowed to mend upon, the mall's gonna go for what you committing to all right.

  • Imagine a leopard for a different version of a leopard.

  • And it's a shepherd.

  • Jauss, which is like a horse game.

  • Got peaches?

  • You got pajamas?

  • Basically.

  • Yeah, so?

  • So you got a seven letter word.

  • What's technically counts as a job.

  • You're gonna get me.

  • Oh, Susie is PJ's in the victory.

  • Well, PJs are in, but they're sort of abbreviation.

  • Normally on normal countdown, I probably say no, but it's a three.

  • And you know, you know what?

  • You are arguing over whether you're gonna barely dress himself like I offer any threat.

  • That's not going is a seven.

  • I just want that.

  • Clear it up.

  • Coming in.

  • We're gonna be okay.

  • Come on.

  • Way John is wicked.

  • Will Give me three.

  • You got running.

  • Actually, I think I've got five by Boston.

  • Might have a 10.

  • I know that sounds unlikely.

  • My five letter is japes, and I've also got P j O, which is an abbreviation for pejorative.

  • You gonna let that got you?

  • That bullshit goes, I would have let it get this.

  • A 10 letter word.

  • We can only go to nine.

  • I'm afraid so.

  • Clothing for Children so they don't get cold.

  • night.

  • You're calling it bullshit froth Counsel to tell your kids off applauds at night because it could be misconstrued as a seven letter word.

  • Last year, one of your tweets went viral was all right because of how much weight you lost.

  • Oh, yeah, But I was I was thinking about with the No, I've lost blows away.

  • Oh, she Yeah, I did it.

  • I did get proper thing.

  • Is that was that rule?

  • No, no, I did.

  • I got right down to it.

  • If that was a full length picture, I still carry this.

  • Bad boy, is that you tried one.

  • We've used to what?

  • I swear.

  • That is a picture of you you normally on in life who couldn't say shit up.

  • What you D'oh!

  • Think things would like it if you slammed it down?

  • You, Me, You!

  • Me?

  • Everybody is one way that way as our remaining insulin floods through us.

  • Plain common sense insists we ascend Dubai's biggest tourist attraction, the birds Khalifa, holder of eight of Dubai's 149 World records.

  • Attention.

  • They're composers to be congratulated on what to vertigo.

  • Sufferers wouldn't want to stand upon the world's highest observation deck.

  • But something is telling me that.

  • Crystal, we're just gonna talk me through that.

  • I'm wearing glasses for No, don't.

  • Please.

  • Please, please.

  • I think I think ladies there this so you can have a council.

  • Look.

  • No, you know what?

  • Picking it.

  • I can't really wait for me.

  • I am a testicle.

  • Secure.

  • No.

  • Any sexual, no body language.

  • There's no telling me that.

  • That was a good thing.

  • Let me get you some stats here.

  • John Heights, Residential apartments.

  • Most holes in any building in the world.

  • Tallest freestanding structure in the world.

  • Well, record for vertical concrete pumping.

  • That's a great one that sits so five meters world's second hi swimming pool.

  • That must sting.

  • That's gotta hurt on my favorite, the world's highest toilet, which I plan on using.

  • Yeah, I don't really need to be that way.

  • There's a good way to go.

  • Well, we like to Yeah.

  • Oh, just clean someone.

  • Just It's so high.

  • I've gone out the other side of my words ago.

  • How can you miss a catchable this?

  • Because it's so high, it's become silly.

  • That's why I'm gonna take you out, Johnny.

  • Just let go of the world's highest toilet separately.

  • Okay, Johnny, do you think anyone ever judges you by your accent?

  • Yeah, course he does.

  • Not your accent, Johnny.

  • Bollocks.

  • I know that I'm just one me action, because there certainly is the certain variables that I miss out on this whole words you miss, like starting Jimmy when I run over your legs.

  • Johnny, what's the thing?

  • The proudest I really want to know.

  • Yeah, one time I told her build, it's a phone call for the quarter.

  • One time you build a came around with a call and I just opened the door in the early stages of pissing myself on the way I didn't even discuss it with him.

  • Came the way it's gonna be about my just walk off in the early stages of pissing funniest froth.

  • I you know, I'm I have a good quarter and I wouldn't mind business myself.

  • No squeezing my Penis and run, Theo.

  • Look, it's not a party without some shambolic games being played in saying is Johnny's got the shambolic bit covered.

  • Let's add a game into the mix on years, eh?

  • Johnny is going to try to represent new stories of the year by drawing them.

  • And our guests have to identify the stories in what we're calling the Vegas Games.

  • All right, so here's what's gonna happen to go.

  • I'm gonna hand you a card with various news stories on it.

  • We've got two teams.

  • We've got Josh's team.

  • We've got Alex a team I got.

  • Here's your 1st 1 Can you draw that?

  • Oh, can I yelled out, Drawing Johnny, I want to ask you, I don't do ceramics.

  • I couldn't do this on a potter's wheel.

  • Um, I was watching the kangaroo.

  • Was he paying us kangaroo pacing?

  • What's he playing?

  • Wings, That's all.

  • Paragraph is really a baby boom soccer ball hockey.

  • I mean, you're getting closer.

  • You're getting close up.

  • We can get a hockey ball.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, man, you know when you said you enter Also, Bold is playing a certain gave Craig Kangaroo Cricket.

  • The Australian cricket Tape?

  • Yes, yes, darling cricket theme plane.

  • But for future reference, starting with an animal day isn't involved in the story.

  • But remember, dinner drawer, swivel, Run the manimal playing with yourself?

  • No, it was a time playing with its bold give you that one.

  • Take that one Adam Devon is on us.

  • David needs a place.

  • It's that's why doesn't work.

  • Devon is on a red Heaven isn't on it.

  • That's why it's remarkable that what's worth doing song about it.

  • You might as well say, struck here on Earth.

  • Any talent, e Are you pulling apart a joke from 45 minutes ago, right?

  • There's something bugging me about in here.

  • Kicking things also happened.

  • Yeah.

  • Good luck with this one, genius.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, no, no, no.