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  • What's up?

  • It's meantime, I have my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party.

  • It's mating time.

  • Time!

  • Gather on friends.

  • It's mean time, time, time.

  • The only cure for sadness.

  • You guys already to secure that sadness.

  • Are you ready to say not today?

  • Depression?

  • Because the means are rolling in.

  • Hey, you're probably wondering what all the things on the sides are.

  • I got new shelves.

  • The vory nice.

  • Now I can hold my things off my trumpet.

  • Also, my banana gets one shelf all to itself.

  • Speaking off bananas, I give you the banana potato.

  • What?

  • This is an abomination unto science.

  • You can't merge Both of them.

  • I tried this last time you saw what happened, Theo.

  • The question is, does it taste like a banana?

  • Or does that taste like a potato?

  • Renato?

  • But a NATO banana Banana?

  • That's a good 10 great.

  • We have more of these, Sean.

  • Mean Lachlan, the Shaun McFly Lachlan eats the lawn McLachlan at dawn McLachlan and gets then shorn McDuck.

  • Damn it, man, that's too good to leave something for the rest of the people.

  • Okay.

  • You can take one.

  • Mean on exploded into all the mean possibilities.

  • It's like those people who had, like, the market player e mim on.

  • Then I think Felix was the end one.

  • And then people turned me into Prince Charming on the de mim.

  • I was like, Ah, funny, it spells end like end this mean.

  • And then somebody came out and did the entire alphabet, and everyone was like, Come on, man.

  • You make the kid who comes over to someone's birthday party and pisses in the pool because you thought it was a cool thing to do.

  • Sweet Jesus.

  • This this mean teacher?

  • What do you laughing at?

  • Me?

  • Nothing.

  • My brain rack, septic.

  • I now you're evolving.

  • Now you're getting beyond just the Sean McLaughlin means Now you're now you're going into the jacks up the guy wants This is you must be stopped.

  • Song McLachlan Song, actually, is that when somebody loves you, it's no good unless he loves you When somebody needs you, it's no good unless she needs you.

  • What is this song?

  • Teacher?

  • What are you laughing at?

  • Me?

  • Nothing.

  • My brain Billy Irish Fucking how I thought that you would run out of words to rhyme with Sean on then eventually this mean would stop.

  • But now it's gone way beyond it should have.

  • You know, when you've created this abomination in our lab, it's wandering around the room and you're like, OK, put it down.

  • It's time to stop this.

  • You're like, you know, let's see what it does.

  • And then it breaks out and roams the land and kills everyone.

  • That's what this mean is also I bounced my pen off of my desk and it flopped back and landed right between my glasses like that.

  • I can't write this shit.

  • People meantime, crazy, my brain during exams.

  • Snack septic, I He's trying to tell me that I smell or that I'm a full on snack.

  • What up?

  • You can't see me.

  • I'm all blurry in the background.

  • This is my luck for the rest of the video and how I did this for a bit.

  • And I'm sticking with it because it's stupid.

  • If I change back shut done.

  • McLachlan.

  • Now you're really stretching it.

  • You're stretching it about as much as I can stretch this banana, which is very, very far.

  • But eventually the banana were burst on.

  • The powder of shame will land in your life.

  • Let misfortunes.

  • Great, though.

  • Sean McBride.

  • Clint.

  • I know I used my trusty frying pan as a drying pen that Brooke actually say that Because that's genius.

  • I'm happy to be part of this.

  • I don't use my trusty frying.

  • You have not nothing, Lung MacLachlan.

  • That's not long.

  • McLaughlin that squished McLachlan, squash.

  • Bad luck.

  • You just warped me.

  • You didn't make me long.

  • I'm already long and really very tall.

  • Very tall People who talk about all the time.

  • Big news, big tweets trended Once I got it's a Minecraft one teacher.

  • Were you laughing me?

  • Nothing.

  • My brain spawn.

  • McLaughlin.

  • Can I Can I kill this mean, can this die?

  • Can Felix review this or something?

  • And kill it Looks sake.

  • Wrong.

  • MacLachlan.

  • You don't know there's a picture of my brother.

  • Also, I'm going to say that you are extremely smart, and you wrote McLachlan wrong because it's the wrong McLaughlin.

  • And I'm not just gonna point out that you actually wrote my name wrong and completely destroyed the mean.

  • Okay, that's it.

  • It's gone no more.

  • I'm not looking at any more of those fucking means.

  • Okay?

  • That one's done.

  • It's buried its legs are broken and it was brought out back and shot.

  • Stop.

  • Nobody.

  • Shawn's our focus really be would like, though it just speed it up.

  • A small bitten.

  • It'll be like that.

  • We're on manual now.

  • You see what you make me do?

  • I've tried everything by the way people keep my camera was fucking fine.

  • And then people an hour like Jack.

  • Why don't you just said it this on this On this?

  • I've tried it all.

  • It doesn't work since I put in the show's, though it's slightly better, I think what it's trying to do is that it's always trying to differentiate my face from the background.

  • So I think you do.

  • Which one is you?

  • The woman.

  • Hi, Apology.

  • A stupid fucker.

  • I found the first ding ding ding.

  • I do not remember this at all.

  • Oh, idea.

  • Thinking white bulbs.

  • Oh my God.

  • That is the first thing.

  • The exact same thing.

  • Oh, idea.

  • Bringing white bulbs.

  • That's weird.

  • It's weird to hear the ding ding ding be the exact same.

  • But the rest of my voice is completely different.

  • Oh, idea.

  • Digging big white bulbs.

  • I don't know why I talked like that.

  • Oh, idea.

  • Meaning White bulbs.

  • Roy bulbs.

  • Oh, Jackie boy Young, tiny small boy Print Jack finishes a really good Siri's.

  • Oh, no, It's like the sad cat means the set, the sand crying cats are so sad looking.

  • I know that's the fucking point, but every time I see them, I'm like, No, who hurt you?

  • What?

  • Serious that I finished out that you posted this My for strange little misfortune.

  • A lot of good ones out there.

  • I mean, I get the exact same way.

  • It was the same.

  • Last year was such a good year for, like, long Let's plays, I did Detroit become human.

  • I did God of war.

  • I did Spider Man.

  • And each time I finished them, a little part of me died inside, because when you finish something that's really good, everything else is shit in comparison.

  • I think the first time I ever played dark souls every game After that I was like, Man, what's the point of living anymore?

  • It was the same this year when I finished Resident Evil two.

  • It's so much fun recording that and just recently finishing death, stranding when you have something going every day and it's a nice vibe and atmosphere, and I don't know.

  • It's fun to just see something every day.

  • Who knows what the next one will be?

  • We might get a really good game soon.

  • I'm really excited for the last of us to to come out next year, but we're gonna have to wait a good few months still for that.

  • But I will do that entire game when it's out when Jack makes a book, the history and social influence off the potato.

  • I also don't know if you're the first person to post this or you're just the person who yelled it the most because you're the loudest, I should say, because every now and then the same beam shows up in the celebrated and it's pasted like 20 times.

  • I have no idea who's won his first.

  • I could go through and check all the time stamps, but come on, I'm just trying looking means here.

  • What is this?

  • It has 4000 up votes.

  • It's just called potato T.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, I'm feeling potato.

  • You know what the fuck is going on?

  • Jesus Christ.

  • This is spawned by blocking.

  • For sure have this talking about Theo It's amazing I need that is a boss in Minecraft.

  • Can I put that into my game and fight myself?

  • Or someone make me like my voice is going Somebody make me like floppy bananas in the game Or, like jewelry loading, bananas breaking Just run in and be like top of the board on top of the board top.

  • Top of our energy ladies.

  • Yeah, it could be my own sideboard, everyone.

  • Potato.

  • It's really fun to replicate.

  • Sounds that you could do exactly.

  • I always liked replicating sounds as a kid.

  • That's why I love doing voices and sounds all the time.

  • But when it's something that you've said a lot and then I can replicate it perfectly, he'll kill you.

  • Don't mess with him.

  • You want to go?

  • I kill you.

  • That's fucking phenomenal.

  • Jesus.

  • Thank you.

  • I love the expression Sno c Thank you very, very much.

  • Damn.

  • So she even got a silver for that.

  • People in the jacks up the guy So great to be Richie.

  • Oh, ninja getting to 30 million subscribers.

  • Not accept the guy getting to 30 million subscribers.

  • Is this what we're doing again?

  • Wasn't the same home we're trying to get to 23 million subscribers.

  • But YouTube recently deleted 200,000 subscribers off of my channel.

  • Thanks, YouTube appreciated.

  • I don't know.

  • There's no fucking way.

  • They're all bots.

  • It's very just inactive accounts.

  • Don't you know when YouTube doesn't send all yourself to people?

  • And then those channels just end up not getting notified that you're uploading and then it's up sending them to Maur.

  • And then it stops sending to them so much that it sees him as inactive accounts and then just deletes them from your channel movie thing again.

  • YouTube is doing purges all the time.

  • I think they used to do them like every day or every week or something, and then every now and then, it'll break where they haven't done it.

  • This this happened before.

  • I remember, I think, was hitting 11 million subs.

  • I went below it and then it hit it again.

  • So we just hit 23 million subscribers again.

  • What I think happens is that it doesn't deletes the inactive subs every day, So then it just builds up and up and up, and then suddenly it's just like boom, get wrecked At the end of the day.

  • Gigantic sub numbers don't mean a whole lot.

  • I mean, it's great that a lot of people subscribe to the channel and know who you are, I guess, but as long as there's people here, it all and I get to keep doing.

  • This is my job and have former you guys.

  • That's all that really matters and at some point, everything kind of plateaus.

  • Anyway, people get to it, their views and their subs go up so quickly.

  • And then suddenly the view stop going up.

  • But the sub's keep going up how it works.

  • It's the bean booze Aled Challenge all over.

  • Oh, those are some good faces.

  • This is my acting Ah, headshot thing where you just gives them to be like this.

  • Look at my range as Krusty the Clown.

  • And Simpson said one time, this is my range.

  • I could go from gagging to gagging, to gagging, to crying, Hit me up, Hollywood.

  • I see no god up here other than me.

  • Oh, baby.

  • So cute.

  • He just wanders into all the shots all the time.

  • He's like, Hey, what are you guys doing?

  • Mike, just take over the video, please.

  • It's yours.

  • now you can have it.

  • Bebe is the best content that's been on this channel for a very long time.

  • Jack.

  • Posting.

  • Defeating the Ender Dragon?

  • Yeah.

  • No, Stinky.

  • But I'll do it.

  • Okay, Get off your Harrison.

  • Kill the factor already.

  • Give me some fucking time, all right?

  • It's gotten so long now at this point, that like, Okay, now we kind of leave it for a special occasion.

  • Maybe it would be your Christmas present or you know what we'll do?

  • We'll do it in a way that I'll fight the Ender dragon.

  • And then I'll tighten the video something like, if you play this video at 11.

  • 54 at midnight, I will kill the Ender dragon.

  • And then that'll be your New Year's video.

  • And we can all ring in the New Year at the same time, watching me kill the end of dragon.

  • How about that?

  • Whenever you actually try him and can't actually be him, I mean, it's taken so long.

  • Now, at this point, I think people just want to see it, no matter how I do it.

  • Even if I had to use creative something people like I just need to fucking see it.

  • Okay.

  • I need to know that you can do a whole sadness, Jack.

  • Meantime.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • The cat is definitely the meantime, the happiness Those bottles were full of nothing but sadness.

  • It's funny how the ones that just didn't taste like shit.

  • We're suddenly like, Oh, yeah, I could drink this, But on any other day, it's like, No, you wouldn't.

  • They were all pretty bad.

  • People have posted pictures of, ah, people have posted pictures into in the sub reddit and on Twitter and stuff off a pickle soda.

  • There's a bunch of other ones express soda and weird shit, but people have posted a pickle soda, and apparently it's disgusting.

  • And I really want to try it.

  • Me going to bed at a reasonable time, Honestly, say my go to bed at, like, 45 a.

  • M every night.

  • It's kind of ridiculous.

  • I shouldn't do that.

  • Um, but no mean temperament.

  • Is this new mean?

  • This could mean this This good name.

  • I like this me final exams.

  • That one hits hard.

  • I hated exams.

  • When I went to school, They sucked.

  • I was I always had a good memory for lower, like memorizing things, not from learning stuff in class and remembering it going into the exam.

  • I could always look at stuff on completely memorized, like three pages worth of stuff, and it's the only reason I was able to pass any exams, which is a problem with exams in the first place.

  • If I don't know this stuff before going into the exam, why should 24 hours of nonstop grinding to memorize it be the thing that lets me pass?

  • I haven't learned anything.

  • All I've done is memorize something at a geography exam, I think for my leaving search in Ireland, which was the final exam before college.

  • And I remember I had as an essay to study that I was.

  • If this question came up, you put this in like this is basically if you if that question randomly came up and you got lucky and you memorized this thing, you could throw that into the exam and you would get like, top marks on it.

  • Basically, that's what the teachers were saying.

  • So I studied this three page essay, learned it word for word, walking back and forth across my yard.

  • Uh, the day before the exam learned it word for word.

  • The question never came up.

  • So what did they end up doing, Rick?

  • Urgent.

  • Ating As much of it as I could into a question that did not have it.

  • I still got great results, but it just showed the whole system is bullshit about in school.

  • All right, how about this really big hot take?

  • Are you guys ready for my really controversial opinion?

  • How about we start teaching like self help and how to do your taxes?

  • You know, the stuff that people keep saying that we should be teaching in schools already and we don't, but no.

  • Learn all this mathematics shit that you're not gonna need.

  • True.

  • You need to learn some math.

  • You need to be able to do basic math.

  • I forgot it.

  • All two plus two don't know her.

  • But all this shit about, like Pythagoras theorem and algebra and everything, it's it's useful.

  • But I feel like there's other stuff that is far more useful.

  • At least teachers.

  • The fucking names of things like Texas are a prime example.

  • When you go, it's going off in a big dungeon when you get out into the world.

  • You finally have to do taxes for the first time unless you did business or tax or accounting or something like that in school already, I had never heard off all of these terms that were in my taxes until I had to do them myself or with my accountant.

  • And then he would come out and be like, Okay, this is what this means.

  • And that means that I'm like, Oh, okay.

  • Why don't we just teach this stuff in maths in school?

  • Maybe they're teaching it now.

  • I don't know.

  • When I was in school, it was nothing got to do with taxes and everything.

  • And then when I get out into the world, I was like, Man, this is This was really important.

  • Why?

  • Didn't know one teach me this?

  • What?

  • What do I know?

  • I'm just a fucking moron on the Internet throwing bananas healing.

  • May me that thing I did two years ago, literally.

  • Anything else?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I relate to the soul march.

  • There's always these things that I go over in my head.

  • I'm like, man, do these people think that I'm a fucking idiot now, were they talking about me after we left because I said this one thing like, No, they were probably worrying about the thing that they said it was.

  • Always worried about the things they said a long time ago.

  • That literally means nothing anymore.

  • The things you did two years ago, it's fine.

  • No one gives a shit anymore.

  • Well, an issue, like killed someone and got away with it.

  • People care a lot about that.

  • Weirdly.

  • What?

  • Lie in bed at night, going like, man.

  • Why didn't I say this during this time?

  • Like I thought that was funny.

  • Why didn't I say this going over all these conversations that are dead, I would never return.

  • What am I going to do?

  • Show up the next time and be like guys?

  • Remember that time when you said this?

  • A year ago?

  • You haven't answer.

  • Good morning, everybody.

  • No, that doesn't sound right.

  • Top of the morning to you ladies.

  • Fun, huh?

  • What is it?

  • A bitch slap.

  • It's just a high five.

  • I actually think the sound effect of a I used for years was a whip crack.

  • I don't even think it was a high five sound effect.

  • All this time.

  • I don't know.

  • It might be a hi fi sound effect on the Internet now, but it was like whips Mac number five or something like that when I found it.

  • So it's not even a high five guys you're been lied to.

  • I'm also that's his ladies, not ladies.

  • She's a little lady.

  • You know, I didn't realize she did that.

  • I don't think she would have even realize she did that.

  • I wanted show that to her later.

  • And she was like, What did I do that that's my impression of Evelyn, apparently.

  • What?

  • Just think like that.

  • Also, I'm living for these little misfortune Means I love it.

  • I'm a little lady.

  • You know that the butt crack when you hear your crush fart was stalking him at his house.

  • For my God, I'm basically the Drew.

  • Good in me or not.

  • Drew Gooden.

  • Drew Scanlon.

  • Drew Gooden is youtuber.

  • I'm the Drew Scanlon mean the white guy.

  • I mean, what is it that even called this one?

  • His name is Drew Scanlon.

  • It's weird that I know him as Drew Scanlon.

  • Mean first because he worked a giant bomb and everyday like them, are used to.

  • I don't really watch them anymore.

  • But it's called the blinking white guy.

  • I mean, it's a fucking terrible name for mean here.

  • Now you have the blinking potato mean professional firefighters be like, get a whiff of that one.

  • What?

  • What?

  • The Burton jokes.

  • Cheeses that tasted disgusting though.

  • It was so bad.

  • Have any of you drank ranch soda before?

  • It's not good.

  • It doesn't even taste like wrench.

  • I've had Ranch.

  • Ranch is good.

  • Run soda is not how many more times it is a wrench, right?

  • Ranch ranch, like Dr Phil.

  • Is this what I think it's gonna be Irish porn?

  • N s f w is this Is this just gonna be potatoes?

  • Oh, baby.

  • Yeah, that's the good stuff.

  • Oh, goody, goody gumdrops.

  • That's good shit.

  • Well, that's all the meantime we have for today.

  • I know the sadness.

  • It creeps in once more like the darkness from below coming, scraping at your ankles.

  • But just hold out hope.

  • Live the means.

  • The best you can.

  • Also, during this, uh, Brett, if you want to sell bread, it's going really well.

  • There's like 100 and 10,000 members on it right now.

  • And that that's where I take all of these names from.

  • So if you want to be part of it, if you want to get into meantime video or you just wanna hang out with people and have foreign posting means all the time.

  • But it's a really great place for its so called Would you accept a guy so bright it should be in the description.

  • Go subscribe to separated.

  • Have a great time.

  • There's lots of nice people.

  • They're all so you could buy.

  • The means is means hoody or shirt.

  • There is stuff in the Jack Septic i dot com store right now.

  • If you buy it now during December, when this video is out, you you will also be helping out the charity stream.

  • For this month.

  • We're Are we raising money for Child's play?

  • Who are an organization that donate toys and video games and stuff like that to hospitals for people to be able to interact with during their stays at hospitals?

  • Really great charity.

  • We're doing the stream for them on December 14th.

  • I don't know when this video will be going on, probably after that, but the tilt a five page should still be open and all of the merch proceeds, the pins, all that stuff.

  • You can buy all the old pins from the start of the year.

  • A cZ well as the new thank Miss One.

  • All of that stuff is going to be going towards child's play as well.

  • So if you want to get means means, now is a great time to get it, because you help out a great organization on Also, you keep the sadness away.

  • I don't need to make it sound like buying merch keeps sadness way, because that's a very bad message.

  • But in this case, it does, because it's going towards a good cause and you can bring a lot of smiles on people's faces by contributing.

  • But that's gonna be it for me.

  • You're mean, Lord, for today.

  • I must go now.

  • My planet needs me.

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