Paul.

I'm in the mood to face palm.

Let's go!

Japanese woman is accused of appropriating her own culture.

Why the Frick are you and other white chick wearing kimonos?

Do you want?

People need to stop taking Japanese culture Also, You two look horrible in kimonos.

It doesn't even match you.

It's you get the not the kimono.

And also I have Japanese pads.

Bird get owned.

I don't know.

This does not make me face poem.

A person infected with measles went to Portland Trailblazers game last week and cut 20 Thio.

Oh God!

I genuinely Facebook.

That's epic.

23 people infect bed.

Ah, stop!

This is where the government needs to step in and just vaccinate everyone.

What they're gonna do next.

Put Chip in their hands.

Government!

Stay out!

You're standing right in front of the best example in the whole world.

That proves that wolves don't work at the Berlin Wall last week wolves work.

What do you mean falls?

Where?

Oh God!

Officials!

Tricker treaters Beware!

Marijuana!

Candy edibles!

Absolutely No one in the planet will give away their edibles for free to your Children.

Please go Big brain time.

God um, atheist.

If God isn't real, how do you explain walking on the water can be welcome.

What they're like Jesus.

Yes.

Show me a video of you walking on water.

I don't need to.

You just need to have faith that I did.

I don't know what I would consider myself religiously, but regardless, the whole atheist calling out religious people It's so fun.

Cringe.

Oh, yeah.

Well, if there's no guard than take your fedora and eat it, I don't want to hear it If you're white and can't speak Spanish, Are you familiar with the entire country of cultural appropriation?

Pain?

Stop it!

Stop it!

Spain!

Cultural appropriation is one of the concepts that I will refuse to accept ever to be a thing.

We should have just thrown it out right away.

What makes the world beautiful?

It's the fact that we can not steal from cultures, but appreciate other cultures.

And even if then, what's the problem?

We're one nation.

Oh, but historically, whites would take for Yeah, well, that's not That's not the case.

99% of the time.

Okay.

Just remember, for every boomer that hates the millennia, there's a generation in between the hate See Bo.

Oh my God, it's me.

That's where I at this movie was expressly about not generalizing and judging the u.

I don't know what movie this is.

Florida abortion bill would require judge to rule if teens mature enough to terminate pregnancy.

The woman is immature.

Let's give her child.

There you go.

You're not mature enough to not have a child.

Wait, What?

The world is so strange, isn't it?

You're not the mature enough to not have a child.

I should read some being fired.

If you don't trust science behind your chosen career, find another.

Curious.

I'm healthy.

I declined flu vaccine, so I'm being shamed.

Oh God.

Flu vaccines aren't really a thing here in Europe.

I don't think you have to get vaccinated for every fluid.

That seems kind of stupid, to be honest, separating from vaccination, I think it's very different.

Why don't humans have a specific noise?

That means there are bees here.

Let's leave immediately.

Why are elephants more advanced in us?

We do have a specific noise.

It sounds like this.

There are bees here.

Let's go your Heller's beef sounds.

That means let's get out of here like an elephant.

Communicate this.

Why's there no flat Mars society?

Hi, Ellen.

Thanks for question.

Unlike Earth, Mars have been absurd to be around opium.

Fantastic day to shut the up I'm so sick of hearing about flight are thin.

There's woman claims on her dog turned vegetarian and didn't crave meat anymore.

Dog proves her stupidity.

Oh wow, it's It's gotta be this fake vegan meat This is in white robots are racist.

Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots?

The reason for these shades of technology?

Oh, white maybe raises him according to new research.

Thank you for absolutely nothing with CNN, I swear, I swear the whole business models of modern day media.

It's just let's write something retarded.

And then enough people will tell us where idiots.

That's how they're in business.

At this point, I read there's a why aren't you tender code?

So long, guys.

My coat doesn't network anymore.

Ah, uh, career that.

Why are they so long?

The elevator doors open up and the guy walked in the elevator.

It was just me and him there, and he said, I love you, and I'm not rude.

So I said, I love you, too.

He gave me a weird looking pointed at his Bluetooth.

You should have pointed out your eras well, and be like, Yeah, I'm doing the same.

All right.

I don't actually love your Ochoa.

This is There's a lot of anti vax here.

My own backs toddler and I have a whooping calm.

I feel so guilty, like, Could have prevented this.

That is such a face, pop.

Oh, my God.

It could have I feel like you're a terrible mother.

Yes, but by child has autism now.

Poof, It has autism.

Find a job opening that requires eight plus years of swift experience Swift its programming language that came out three years ago.

This is the equivalent of you need their job to have work experience, But you need experience to have job.

That's exactly what I meant to say.

The world's richest country came up with just 22 million to fight the Amazon fires.

Stuart lid, Little budget 103 billion.

Ah, yeah.

What was the return of that?

Oh, yeah.

Now that's an investment in the 19 eighties and w trying to compete with with a McDonald's quarter pounder.

by selling 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost.

The product failed because most customers thought 1/4 pound was bigger, but the number is lower.

How can Burger be bigger?

I'm a grade A tart.

Oh, that's so funny.

Someone should make a a fifth pound burger or I could give you 1/10 pound burger.

That's the law of the burger.

Kids these days have it a lot easier than we did growing up.

That's the goal, though, Right?

Isn't that the point?

Is the boomer scenario just summarize beautifully.

Have there These kids have it easier.

My guy says he was questioned on a plane for doing math during a flight.

A woman sitting next to the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man.

Oh God, thanks.

Palming begins after seeing him right in a foreign script.

Turnouts to be differential.

Krige.

It would be some sort of terrorist language.

Oh God, I have to alert security.

You might interest glancing over at your flights like Oh God!

What is that?

What?

Those things?

Those numerical systems.

Just calm down and tell security if your social Security number was the amount of money you had.

Oh God, ah Rich, would you be?

I feel like this can't be real.

The people that stupid definitely 100% there.

CNN legal analyst Areva Martin accuses David Webb of white privilege before learning he's Oh God, we live in a society society that is so fun, stupid where people always this dumb about people always been so dumb.

It's like it just feels like current politics is so at an old time height dump.

Why I stopped watching Nigerian movies.

A man had a heart attack in the hospital and the doctor shouted, Somebody call an ambulance!

You just described to me a reason to watch Nigerian movies.

That sounds awesome.

Author Ask wise book called No More Plastic was wrapped in plastic.

Oh, that's gotta hurt so hard.

I know they wrapped books just to make sure people don't read in them.

But that's kind of unusual to do.

Choose wisely.

Apple Pro Stand one plus 16 intended Switch for games, Hammers on fighter.

A year of Netflix.

If you buy the Apple Pro stand, I can guarantee you that you already have these things right.

It doesn't really make any sense like it is a luxury product.

Clearly, that does not mean it's for everyone.

I am face palming about this for the wrong reason.

Call the restaurant to make a reservation but couldn't think of the word.

So ask for a food appointment.

And now I can never show my face there again.

I feel like I can't relate to this so many times when I make a call, I just never know.

I never prepared what I'm about to say.

Innocent as I'm there like I need to put appointment.

Yeah, I could see this happening.

Gosh, that's awful, sister Hair action.

Can I book you that sister hair removed?

Well, please.

Oh, I wanted to do a video owned this video, but I know Ellen clips gets copyrighted.

Uh, it's so painful to watch because it's like, Can this teen aged use a rotary phone?

In a sense, it's just tongue in cheek.

It doesn't mean anything, but it's such a dumb example of like trying to make kids look stupid.

Meanwhile, they can't figure out how to change the end each day.

My on your remote control, don't get me wrong, kids.

Very dumb, very dumb me very big brain.

Being faithful in a relationship should be done without being asked.

Hate when people are like when he's faithful, like Didn't you cheat on my boy Nick?

Do delete that place.

That's not cool.

That is so not cool.

If I ever become president, I will ban social media because I'm sick and tired of everyone saying she Twitter's made it and face me has made it too comfortable, too, right?

Dumb Commons that no one wants to hear.

She claims they deliver.

Leave aft their barbecue meat smell into her yard.

Vegan takes her neighbor said Court to stop them from cooking me.

Isn't this the one where they lost?

And they had a big barbecue party after worst?

It's like vegans won't in Visa.

Annoying.

When I was six, my sister was half my age.

Nam Semini How old's my sister?

35.

Let's have a hard one next time.

Police Wait, What?

What's the dumbest thing you have ever heard?

I drive for uber on the weekends, and one time a girl who was in their late twenties told me that I was making her uncomfortable.

I hadn't said a word.

The whole trip.

So asked, how could I make the situation better?

She said she didn't like how I kept playing with the fitted stick in the middle of the car.

I drive a menu.

She then told me that I didn't need to use that because her car didn't have that and claimed to be a mechanic.

Why we?

How does that even make you uncomfortable?

Why does that make you uncomfortable?

How did these people exist?

How How are these people break?

I want to know so we can stop it from happening.

This'll man turns.

Why?

Attila came under a wig at Could've just flatten it.

No.

Oh, my God.

How did they do Not That's so funny.

Three California men arrested for illegal sale of avocados totaling more than 300,000 K.

What the hell?