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  • OK, boomer along way.

  • Which youtuber could I beat in a fight?

  • Back in the ancient time, people were challenged each other as a duel.

  • And my second in command is with me today.

  • Cinnamon toast.

  • Can you do?

  • You can fight here.

  • You may be second in command.

  • That's right.

  • This is what people did back in the day.

  • Any argument?

  • Your challenge for a duel?

  • This kind of looks like me and Mark apply.

  • Actually, yeah, I get that kind of does.

  • And that is You cast me in Washington.

  • Yeah.

  • You know, if I failed to duel that, that means you got a standing for me.

  • What?

  • We both gotta die.

  • We can't have the mark.

  • Well, that's the point.

  • Okay, So I made I made this chart.

  • It's been Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • So these are all the people that I'm gonna fight to the death.

  • Jeez, that's some wanna right there.

  • I'm on there.

  • Go ahead.

  • Just put me all the way to the left.

  • Good movie.

  • Over there.

  • Right now.

  • We'll come to your tent.

  • You're obviously last scan.

  • Come on.

  • I've got to be because the trail is the story on the same command you're attending command in the end, right?

  • Yeah, I was gonna give.

  • It's how it's gotta go anyway.

  • First what I want to know.

  • I want to know.

  • You may be about to say this, but what?

  • What kind of fight?

  • I was just like like, a door.

  • Like you go out into the field like punch each other.

  • Are you guys?

  • What are you doing?

  • You're right.

  • The rule is simple.

  • I am in a self defense scenario.

  • For legal reasons, they're attacking to you.

  • Of course they are attacking me.

  • I did nothing wrong, but I am forced to defend myself.

  • Okay, Right, right.

  • Whereas I have the rightful choice as to go all the way, you know, all the way.

  • Execute, or if I want to just immobilize This is the immobilize square.

  • So I brought also brought you in here for Ah, second reason, Ken.

  • Okay, was that, uh, just so you can confirm if what I'm saying is true.

  • You just taken opinion.

  • Okay, Right.

  • A gadji.

  • Don't worry.

  • Okay.

  • But I don't have your back at the same time.

  • Okay?

  • Legal wordings here.

  • I'll let you.

  • I'll let you play this out.

  • Whichever way you want?

  • Okay, 1st 1 it's got to be Logan pulling.

  • It's gotta be Logan.

  • Paul, He's got Oh, my God.

  • Oh, actually, Sorry.

  • Before we start, uh, we need to fill in my strengths.

  • Oh, you're streaks.

  • You gotta make your character hard, right?

  • Like, select your fighter.

  • Weaknesses.

  • Nine already got that field out.

  • I mean, there was a tall, more than average more than average your father.

  • 11.

  • Are you talking about?

  • All right, so more than average.

  • Okay, you're very You're very tall.

  • You're least least taller than Morsi is of very tall.

  • Uh, all right, so I'm not the most built person in the world.

  • Fine.

  • I'll admit.

  • But good, slender body.

  • Yeah, you can move and we even dodge and weave.

  • Yeah, can dodge and weave you.

  • Quick.

  • Quick.

  • All right.

  • Well, it goes with slender body.

  • Ever.

  • Yeah.

  • Quick.

  • Quick witted, maybe.

  • No.

  • Yeah, I like that.

  • I like that.

  • Like the cerebral assassin you get in their heads, you make him overthinking the attack.

  • That's right.

  • Thank you.

  • Can All right.

  • Weakness.

  • Can we agree on?

  • No, no, we can agree on that.

  • You feel like you're already feeling out.

  • None as your weakness.

  • I can't tell people my weakness That maybe you're overconfident.

  • Maybe you're just a little overconfident.

  • Alright, maybe.

  • But maybe maybe you can type a little over confident.

  • Just loop.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Right now we have that filled out.

  • Let's get into the duels.

  • Yeah, Logan, Paul here is bigger than me.

  • I'll give him that.

  • May be tiny bit stronger than me.

  • I'll give you a little bit.

  • Maybe which kind of puts him over here and then you realize, you know, would Logan Paul kill me?

  • He has an affinity for dead people.

  • So absolutely he would kill me and they had come into on top of that.

  • That's the thing that I think will make me persevere.

  • I will be in last stand, like call of duty.

  • I'll be in fetal position, right?

  • Right.

  • I'll be like, Oh, God, no.

  • I can't let Logan pulled Kill me.

  • That would be the worst thing possible.

  • I think I heard somewhere that Logan has, like, 15% of his testicles or something like that.

  • I have no idea.

  • I don't know way more about testicles.

  • And I do.

  • Yeah, I do, because I started my enemy force and I said the fetal position.

  • Grab those lice.

  • 50%.

  • And he drops down to fair fight.

  • Hair fiber.

  • Probably probably tired from, like, all the Boston trade and all that stuff you do.

  • And do you have You have that advantage, right?

  • Oh, that's right.

  • I think that actually puts me there.

  • Thank you.

  • I mean, you'd be on the ground, he'd be going for the kill shot.

  • But he's also like you turn into a screw, making sure they're getting the shot on camera.

  • And during that moment, just grab him and dropped him down Position.

  • To be fair, though, I will die in the process.

  • You I'll bleed out, but it'll be worth it.

  • And again, I want to point out self defense.

  • Self defense, right?

  • I think I feel like in that scenario, everyone wins.

  • You went out epically, but he also got that body in this.

  • Got, got, got got scars to remember me.

  • I like that puny power.

  • Grab him by the nuts.

  • I mean, who wouldn't be a winner in that situation?

  • Oh, I say, All right, that's where we're going.

  • Next up, Shane Dawson being Dawson.

  • Yeah, All right.

  • My God.

  • I It begs the question.

  • How tall is Shane?

  • Nothing.

  • Nobody.

  • I don't know.

  • I have no idea what he looks like.

  • He's at least seven foot tall looks.

  • So Thomas Videos.

  • 1 83 What is that?

  • That's like 1/2 a dozen way taller than me.

  • He's 5 10 All right?

  • Okay.

  • You're so tall.