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  • I'll explain that sometimes things just don't work out the way you thought they would.

  • Sometimes not everything can be wrapped up in a boat before I get started with what this video is.

  • Um, I do want to let you know that it's sponsored.

  • This sponsorship is very important because I need you to download this if you don't download this app.

  • Okay.

  • Well Oh, God.

  • How is that good?

  • Great.

  • I'm upset.

  • I'm mad.

  • I'm angry at myself.

  • I feel like a failure because I was excited to get this sponsor and I was trying to make a video that made sense.

  • And it doesn't so we'll get to that.

  • But first, I don't want to do this sponsored moment here.

  • Um, it's unhealthy and music.

  • Let's go somewhere happier in my house really isn't anywhere.

  • Oh, that's nice.

  • Wait, let's go in from the palm trees.

  • That'll make me feel better.

  • You just get you close enough.

  • It's outside.

  • E, wait.

  • Let's go back So I can explain why I'm such a fucking mess right now.

  • So sometimes I get an idea and I see it in my head and I say this is going to be an incredible Siri's 53 parter.

  • So many next video moments.

  • And when I get a sponsorship, I always like to do something really nice.

  • Like give some money to charity.

  • I was able to write her a check for the $1000 by a kid A car way.

  • Are you fucking serious?

  • Yeah.

  • Spoiler alert that.

  • Now I'm gonna narrate this whole experience for you.

  • Because if I don't, you're gonna be really So me and Jo Jo, you're going to take you on a journey.

  • Let's start with yesterday and when I got such a great idea.

  • Okay, you know what?

  • What A perfect.

  • Um, So I asked her to start filming because we are about to embark on what I would call a journey you're proposing.

  • Not when you're eating Thio.

  • Okay, so this is a brand deal.

  • Maybe I'll get you so much tuna, baby, I've got a nice rain.

  • Where is this way?

  • We can call it.

  • We owe.

  • So this might be a great deal, but when I was trying figure out what to do and how to make it interesting, I was like, Okay, what if I liked by my friends a bunch of dumb stuff, like, uh, on.

  • Then I was like, Oh, yeah, Like a shopping spree where we had a shopping spree at Toys R Us.

  • Because we're running out of business.

  • They're bankrupt in everything's on.

  • They have rings.

  • Yes, they bring cops and no drinks.

  • And they have What is this for our child?

  • Okay.

  • Hi, Mom.

  • Anyways, so I actually really sad about this.

  • Toys R Us is officially Barrow Toys R us, filing for liquidation and planning to close its doors after nearly 70 years.

  • With this liquidation comes many, many discounts, of course, because they're gonna have to get rid of all this stuff.

  • These stores are all slated to close sometime within the next few months, and it's really sad.

  • I was on Twitter there today, and there was a moment that said it that you can literally buy everything in towards a rose, like, not just toys.

  • Like they're selling the floor like light bulbs.

  • Like it.

  • They're ringing you up like you could be like, I want that computer.

  • Give it.

  • What about the captain inside the computer?

  • I don't think there is any captions.

  • That big leader.

  • That's why they're Cove.

  • So then I tried to call them to see what they're ours were.

  • And it made that noise like that on.

  • Then I was like, Oh, my God, They sold the phone.

  • It's really sad.

  • Then I was like, This is the perfect time to do a 24 hour challenge.

  • We will be doing the 24 hour overnight challenge.

  • You gotta stay.

  • Try to stay in Walmart for 24 hours without getting kicked out.

  • And stories are us.

  • Yes, because we're in trouble because we're closing.

  • And we don't have to ask for bread because they got So I was like, What if we go talk to the manager and listen like this is a brand deal?

  • I'll give you some money under the table.

  • You let us spend the night in torture us with the whole squad, is there?

  • I hope they stop the crib sections set up.

  • You want to have been I'm not sitting on the floor.

  • You okay?

  • Let me try again.

  • Thank you for calling.

  • Wait for traffic, Tonto or discount.

  • Previously she literally just be like Bitch.

  • We over Come on, come through way.

  • I feel really sound like I know the employees there.

  • I don't know that my name, but I did buy G wagen.

  • Not like nobody sound.

  • That's like the perch is your emergency broadcast system.

  • Announcing the commencement of the annual purge.

  • I looked for a rose like I genuinely do.

  • Like I used to go there all the time.

  • When I was a kid, I was too poor to buy anything.

  • But I would, like, go there and look at all the fake food and trying to eat it.

  • This is supposed to be funny.

  • I'm just thinking about, like, people that don't jobs now and then.

  • Like, what are they gonna do with all like the party?

  • Because I don't think that idea worked as much as I wanted it to be released.

  • Fat Barbie's Kelly's also released, um, chicken.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Change your barbie.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's a hold on my agents on the phone booth.

  • Let me answer.

  • Hold on.

  • Making deals, taking money.

  • Move.

  • Hey, Okay.

  • I'm filming this right now, so I have a look when you did your best partnerships where you integrated it into the rest of your life.

  • I like, for example, if you're on the road.

  • You're like I got busted.

  • So you know.

  • All right, I guys, we're doing this.

  • Today's video sponsored by way plan was on thumbs up from So now it's time to go to Tosa.

  • Arrests.

  • Things couldn't go wrong.

  • Right way.

  • Need Toys R us.

  • We need to get there right now because I need to figure out this is actually gonna work.

  • If it's not gonna work, I need to come up with a man.

  • I love that you can hear your balls slapping.

  • If I did that, I'm really happy with what I like.

  • My package That don't want that.

  • I'm proud of it.

  • I'm okay.

  • Speedo sponsored by toys are okay, right?

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • When I thought it was yours, Zannex Well, who does?

  • I need something to get us in.

  • The twins were smooth, so I think we should play the queen of toys around herself.

  • Just Jo Jo Seo is a 14 year old taking the world by storm with her big, colorful hair bows and even bigger personality.

  • So the next thing you're gonna see is the very, very fucking gay car karaoke e.

  • Just fucking mess.

  • Now, The last time I used a Jo Jo song.

  • I was copyrighted.

  • So for this next segment, um And, um, and just be open to love, whether it's a guy or a girl, just be open to it because I don't want to go my whole life closing it down.

  • And then when I'm, like, 65 like Bruce Jenner end up realizing what I like.

  • I don't want to do that.

  • I wanna live, you know?

  • And I don't want to hate myself anymore.

  • I don't want to be saddled in time.

  • How do I have 14?

  • Literally restraining.

  • You want to die like this?

  • You don't get to judge.

  • Okay?

  • See what I did.

  • Their way to the store way re feeding and everything.

  • Whoa!

  • We can buy everything.

  • Wait, is everything must go 60% off.

  • That's it.

  • Going out of business.

  • I bet we can negotiate a way.

  • Just give this girl a shopping spree way before we, like, talk to employees.

  • Let's do a little tweezers tour.

  • I was expecting to see empty aisles and crying people and the ghosts of hatchimals.

  • Uh, no.

  • It was fucking filled with toys and happy people and so fucking busy.

  • Busy this is not sad about it because it's so busy waken probably ourselves inside here at 8 p.m. When they closed the store.

  • We'll already have.

  • Are not trying to have more allegations giving everybody shopping.

  • Let's have a good side.

  • I think we need to talk to a manager.

  • Like what's the real team?

  • Yeah.

  • What's teas are us.

  • Oh, no way.

  • Sorry.

  • I just got a plate.

  • It.

  • All right.

  • We're leaving.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You gotta get a job.

  • We have to get one way to put it Way got approached by a couple employees, and I was like, Oh, wait, this could be good.

  • What broke you?

  • You have a manager.

  • So as employees started telling us how much they hated working there, how they didn't have a backup job.

  • So then I actually did start getting, like, very invested story, like waiting.

  • All these people are gonna lose their jobs.

  • What does that mean?

  • What are they gonna do on?

  • I went into my, um, weird interview with Toys R us employees while holding a Jo Jo.

  • See, But in my head, this was gonna be good.

  • Wait.

  • Okay.

  • Number one.

  • When it's the store actually close, like go when they actually closed.

  • They said wait, like settlement, Just like get out.

  • You guys like friends with your camera for a second.

  • So after we talked to those employees, they said they were going to go find the manager to talk to us about filming there.

  • So as we were waiting for the manager to give approval to film in the store, uh, we just kept looking at all the crab.

  • What is This is a little vibrator, right?

  • Literally.

  • What is it?

  • I have no other camera.

  • An actual little by Bigger.

  • Got it here in case coming up.

  • Should we get him presents?

  • They might not have the new iPhone, but they have the new busy town.

  • Wait, Why is that?

  • Something that you actually shit literally part of the pig Ryland me Morgan.

  • And then you get That's crazy.

  • Wait, This is scary.

  • We're going on a bear.

  • What does that mean?

  • Way just sitting there waiting to be onto hate that there's a director.

  • Mike, Wait.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is a demonic.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I wonder where her net worth is.

  • Isaac.

  • Six million.

  • Yet You're crazy.

  • No.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Doing merch in everywhere exposed.

  • That is just wrong back.

  • Really taking so long to get back to us.

  • I think I'm gonna stay here.

  • Well, that looks great.

  • This is scary.

  • I just realize that toys R us isn't gonna be Have anyone.

  • I think you remember when we came here with Christopher.

  • All right.

  • E also found some songs.

  • Wait a ruin the moment.

  • Oh, no, wait, Shane, look at this.

  • What is this?

  • Oh, it's a theme here, animal.

  • My chopper.

  • Why is it so?

  • I wait, Joe, wait.

  • But that's you with the conspiracy hands.

  • Hey, what's up, guys?

  • Hey, what you guys, that's me With the conspiracy in Georgia with Whoa!

  • Now, at this point, a manager came up to me.

  • Not only could we not film in the store, but if somebody did let us film in the store, they would be fired and they would go to prison.

  • He said that Toys R us would throw somebody leave, or else they are.

  • Let that sink in, let that sink in.

  • Okay, because I'm updating the car, but we got to get out of here where it's just not gonna work out.

  • Yes, that's iconic way.

  • Go to the car and I get this feeling some might call it an inspiration.

  • Okay, um, I I'm feeling a lot of things.

  • I don't know if we're filming this part, but the guy manager of this stores that 50 people work here, which means 50 people just here are gonna lose their jobs.

  • Like now.

  • I feel even weird about joking about all of that because that's so fucking heartbreaking and just talking to her and like, learning about her life.

  • Like I went back in the store and I was just like, you know more about you.

  • Whatever.

  • So her 10 year old sister watches videos, But we're talking about that.

  • I got her e mail.

  • She said she's gonna lose her job.

  • What if?

  • Okay, this is crazy.

  • What?

  • What if I email the girl and I say, Hey, I want to write you a check so that you could stop working here.

  • You have time to find a better job.

  • And I also want to do something really cool for your sister.

  • I just feel really bad.

  • Like, I know that's not fixing everything, but I wanted to do something nice.

  • Since this is a sponsored video.

  • This is weird.

  • I don't wanna be Jake Paul Bias, Jake apologists would kick in, so I guess where he would have thrown the hoverboard that we just bought her head.

  • It's a good idea.

  • How should I give her?

  • How much you think people at Toys R Us Almost 3000 for the next two months, so we could round it up to five.

  • I was gonna go 10.

  • All right, You figure this out, and it is really I really did want to help her, and I really did feel very inspired by this, But I'm gonna add really cheesy music to this next moment, because I could laugh at it now, but it was really just watch.

  • Okay, um, we've been sitting here for, like, an hour trying to figure out what we're gonna do.

  • I feel like it's weird to not do something nice, right?

  • Well, here's the thing.

  • When this started, we were just like making fun of toys R us going out of business.

  • And then when you actually interact with all of the people that are losing their jobs, it's like, Oh, like Bob awful.

  • I've lost my job before.

  • Like, I know how awful it is and how scary it is.

  • And now I'm just like, Oh, uh, this'll store sacks.

  • It's just like, what the fuck is this?

  • So listen, I know a lot of people are losing their jobs all across the country, and I can't, like, help everybody.

  • Obviously, I am not actually, Ellen, I don't have that kind of money, but I can help her.

  • The girl that we're talking to her.

  • She doesn't have a job to go after this, So But is that weird?

  • I don't know.

  • I mean, why would that be weird?

  • Helping anyone ever is not weird.

  • I just don't want it to look like I'm trying to, like, look, good person.

  • I just I do need to do something.

  • Now.

  • I feel like I feel like I feel like I should go back in.

  • And Doctor, I mean, that's everything.

  • I want to be your sister.

  • Oh, my God.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • I'm gonna go talk to my God, I'm nervous.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • So the plan is in motion.

  • All I have to do is go in that store and somehow offer this girl.

  • Tend to what?

  • Mr quit her job, right?

  • I know it sounds crazy, but in the moment I thought I was Ellen, Do you want this annex?

  • Yes.

  • No.

  • Now, I bet you're thinking.

  • How are you gonna do that?

  • Shane isn't her boss.

  • Skin is.

  • Find out.

  • What are people going to say?

  • What is this?

  • I went into the notes on my phone and I wrote a note that said, If I give you $10,000 would you quit this job and come to a video with us tonight where we can surprise your sister?

  • That's a really thing that wrote that I was going to show a person.

  • Now, just imagine you're working at Toys R Us, Your tired feet, her Bratz dolls everywhere, and so big, creepy man comes up to you and shows you that Well, I wasn't thinking about that.

  • So I went into the store and I was trying to find her and that she was constantly walking away from me.

  • But I thought she was just trying to, you know, like a fan.

  • I don't care, Shane and oh, just acting cool about it.

  • In retrospect, I realize she was running away from me because I looked crazy.

  • Okay, we're in store, and I've been trying to get a hold of her, but she's always next to what managers stop.

  • Now it's a struggle.

  • Here is this girl.

  • How do I find her?

  • How do I change her life?

  • Come out, girl.

  • So then I decided to email her because earlier I got her e mail and the email said Hi.

  • I'm in the store trying Linden.

  • This they would throw her in like a psych ward like this is crazy.

  • Okay, I'm in the store trying to find you so I can ask you something.

  • Be discreet.

  • Are you still here?

  • Right back, right away.

  • But she walks out of the back and I'm like, There she is.

  • This is my moment.

  • Let me get out my notes.

  • Now, I don't think you filmed this part right just a little bit.

  • I didn't really get it.

  • I don't want to make it worse.

  • We'll summarize.

  • I showed her the note, and as she was reading the note, I realized how fucking crazy and stupid this was and how actually offensive it was for me to do this.

  • I thought she was gonna cry, But then she just goes, Wait, What is this?

  • Really?

  • What is this?

  • Are you serious?

  • I'm confused so that I explain to her my idea.

  • Okay.

  • You know, I'm gonna give you the money.

  • You're gonna quit.

  • Your job will burn your uniform on.

  • We'll go surprise your sister and I don't know, give her a Joan Jett microphone.

  • Then she goes on to say, Oh, my sister doesn't want to be in a video.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Well, forget the sister.

  • Just you, I guess.

  • And she goes, What would that be?

  • I got quiet, and that's when it all hit me.

  • Was this a stupid idea?

  • But she doesn't even really want to do it.

  • But it's too late, because I've already shown her the note and I offered her $10,000.

  • So I make the best, and she said, Okay, can you give me a couple days to think about it?

  • And I said so we went back home, had no fucking idea what to do, because I set out to do a fun video of us staying the night at Toys R Us.

  • And then I turned it into this.

  • Siri's where I'm gonna help a girl job.

  • So fuck you have all this fun.

  • But the girl wasn't really down For now, it's too late to back out now.

  • All I have is a bunch of footage of me and Ryland being gay and toys Arrest only spot.

  • I'm sorry, but then the next morning Oh, I got an email.

  • Toys R us just gave us the closing gate already.

  • And it's not that far away, so I'll probably just wait it out.

  • So now I have I have nothing on and she's not quitting her job.

  • Doesn't even really want to do this video.

  • But now I feel like I should give her money because I feel weird.

  • I actually haven't give her $10,000 0 my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Fuck!

  • See, kids.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Well, she didn't actually quit her job.

  • That's true.

  • I do.

  • I have to clarify with her and say All right, so because with the contract said if I gave you $10,000 would you quit this job and come to a video with us tonight with your sister quitting?

  • Sister doesn't wanna be in the video, and it's not tonight.

  • This'll girl better.

  • What was on that?

  • You know, it's What am I gonna call this?

  • I hate a stranger, I So now I'm literally just lost $10,000.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Way.

  • Do you see?

  • She wasn't even in a quitter job.

  • She What if she knew?

  • She knew what you know.

  • Made a minute.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Conspiracy?

  • Hey, would you guys go back to the scene in the store?

  • Was she planting the seed?

  • I always like to do something really nice.

  • Like by somebody something, some money to charity.

  • I was able to write her a check for $30,000 by a kid.

  • A car way.

  • She was, like, 10.

  • David.

  • Uh, David, would you give me a test, huh?

  • I guess the moral of the story is Don't try.

  • Yes.

  • One of my brothers kinda freaked out when I told him I met you at work.

  • That's worth $10.

  • Just just just do a brand deal and keep the money.

  • Oh, that's a good message.

  • No, I promise.

  • Whatever we post next will be so good.

  • So it's good you're gonna be shut.

  • But I could be like, Oh, my God.

  • Change Like What?

  • We weren't ready in this content.

  • Help is Joe sent you this video Say, Hey, your video is not a failure.

  • I mean, you know, kind of is a failure.

  • Nothing you do is a failure.

  • You need some help with this video.

  • And I just wanted to let you know Seriously, those do make everything better.

  • They really do.

  • Those are our superpowers.

  • Don't quit.

  • Veer on star All the judge wrote I love you.

  • You're not a failure.

  • You are avid.

  • You're amazing.

  • I don't subscribe.

  • Who?

  • Just leave.

  • Just just please just just leave my chance.

  • You kick up officially closed.

I'll explain that sometimes things just don't work out the way you thought they would.

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