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  • difficult.

  • When when you inherently sound sarcastic?

  • Even if I mean it.

  • Oh, you look nice, John.

  • Just just for the second.

  • Just genuine.

  • I mean right.

  • You look lovely this evening.

  • But genuinely John.

  • Look Rachel in the eyes and tell her she looks nice this evening.

  • See if you get it.

  • She's a beautiful woman.

  • Tell us she's a beautiful woman.

  • Just tell her.

  • Tell her how she is.

  • So many women at home will be.

  • You're a very beautiful lady.

  • That's honestly you're happy without.

  • That's the best you could.

  • It's not.

  • It's not the sort of arena right plan for it's happening, you know?

  • I mean, I'm a whiner.

  • I'm a diner from a fucking whiner.

  • I'll see.

  • Oh, around on how to compliment a man I got needs.

  • Why don't you look me in the eye and tell me I'm amazed.

  • After I went to see your standup show, I clean my house a bit more.

  • That's the most depressing.

  • You do the thing you're good at.

  • You know, you show off in front of the women.

  • I went home and I tell you what, I screw up that skirt.

  • I don't think it can be done.

  • You get it?

  • No.

  • Even close.

  • I tried.

  • I got seven.

  • They don't think it could be done.

  • Do you think you definitely did it?

  • Okay, Richard, take the 10 and square it allowed in Countdown, actually, can you, Um, Cuba.

  • Sorry.

  • Okay.

  • On.

  • Then.

  • I'd like you to square the fine for me, please.

  • I like it.

  • And then I'd like you to time top 25 by the to the other two.

  • Perfect weight.

  • And you've got your knife mind blown.

  • That was amazing.

  • That was proper mass.

  • And you haven't used anything.

  • I was twice never been done before.

  • It's groundbreaking.

  • That's right.

  • One of those things could actually be done.

  • No, it's just being done.

  • Spine.

  • Richards.

  • Amazing maths.

  • No one got any points.

  • Their scores in the moment of Richard Rob have no point.

  • Like they even on their team.

  • But he just did something with it.

  • If you want to square and cube things, get a job in a fucking jelly factory, mate.

  • Way weakest.

  • Maybe the weakest.

  • Come back.

  • That's ever be jelly factory, mate.

  • That's the worst thing that's ever been said.

  • What do you think makes someone cool?

  • I don't know.

  • I've got a, uh, stainless steel bird seed feeder yourself.

  • Sit in the wrong way on a chair's calling it in the nineties now.

  • So if you're gonna sit on that chair in a cool fashion shows how that would work, I think the arms of Tokyo she It feels like that was the wrong way to do that.

  • I agree with you.

  • You're waiting for something else to happen.

  • I do feel Daddio Quiz.

  • J c.

  • Okay.

  • Have you got a mascot this week?

  • Well, a lot of people have liked lucky pants.

  • I've never I don't consider anything that's touched my Penis.

  • To be that lucky I've gone for this week is a sort of a distraction technique.

  • Uh, so I should be playing a character this week that will both intimidate Shawn on Dr Several Wild with sexual desire.

  • Wait, what are you gonna count down?

  • You want John may?

  • You don't like something Elton John's ordered in cases of it.

  • Pretty mask, kid, You go.

  • You ain't gonna be laughed so much in 30 seconds time when I'm gonna get a six and you're gonna get kid didn't know studio was gonna be so hot.

  • You getting us?

  • What he had down, kid might have a bit of a switch problem.

  • Sara, you're on Jon's team last week with the countdown.

  • Kid, we're showing this evening.

  • What do you think?

  • Well, John didn't wear the hat last week.

  • Anyone?

  • So I think it's not a lucky charm it all.

  • I don't think you can keep it up.

  • I mean, the accent, it's lipstick.

  • So it looks like a vagina.

  • That's what lipsticks four did.

  • You know, count down, kid.

  • Think that's ironic?

  • Because when you open your mouth, everybody else gets fucked.

  • Sorry, that wasn't made, John.

  • What do you think George Clooney got married, Didn't, eh?

  • George Clooney did get married.

  • I'll tell you who else is engaged.

  • Yeah, Turn around.

  • No one saw this coming.

  • Congratulations, John.

  • And if the other half is watching a home commiserations the other half of May.

  • Huge news, though, isn't it?

  • It's big for May.

  • Yeah, I wouldn't expect too many other people to give a shit.

  • But you propose.

  • Obviously, Clooney got down on one knee and did the whole romantic thing about How did you How did you propose?

  • I panicked and went down on two knees.

  • Cover your bases.

  • So squatted.

  • Romantic.

  • It's how you going?

  • To showbiz, isn't it?

  • Theo George Clooney.

  • But he hasn't given you any ideas for your nuptials.

  • Well, he did a deal with hello.

  • And I'm pleased to reveal that I have done an exclusive deal with Good Housekeeping magazine.

  • I'm not gonna have any pictures of ceremony, but now we're gonna have pitched to me tidying up afterwards to get confetti out of a carpet.

  • John Adam, your turn to pick the numbers.

  • I didn't feel quite comfortable in that round as myself.

  • No, no achieved.

  • Think if I could just put this on for a moment.

  • You're Jimmy Shuman.

  • No phone contact on one of those words.

  • You can't say many words.

  • Seconds.

  • Your what's your tips for this one?

  • You have actually have a theory about this Pick in number eyes do it again.

  • Five times a big number.

  • The big number place.

  • Sandra.

  • Thank you.

  • Girls versus boys tonight.

  • People laughing because you just called John Richardson ago.

  • I presume that's why they were laughing with him to go.

  • Just you.

  • Well, I mean, I'd rather fight this fight myself.

  • You calling me a go.

  • Ladies deal with this place.

  • I'm too upset to speak with you.

  • I have a Penis gone wrong.

  • Wrong meeting.

  • Ah, girlfriend and testicles and some whiskey on the fridge.

  • I mean, we can carry on with the things I've got.

  • Got Hammer.

  • Tried to put up some shelves on DDE.

  • Doesn't matter e have another hat.

  • Hey, didn't you started your Australian who's been castrated case with all of them as lovely as this time I can actually talk to a French.

  • I'm not across but Australian.

  • Yeah, Kingery before, didn't you?

  • When you do it, just walk past it just like Dr wear these clothes.

  • He's nine patchy on Apache Goodman cheating with huge and I right that Dame Edna this'll be zero.

  • You did me a favor.

  • Can you stay in character when you do the math?

  • There's an Australian.

  • It's actually very offensive thing about being a kid not getting stiff.

  • That was the best thing about being a kid.

  • I need to my credit.

  • I didn't say I think tell us more about no getting stiffer, Charlie, sometimes looking up into grown ups in while it's perfectly normal.

  • If I have a day now where I've gone upstairs a lot in a day.

  • The next day my legs hurt.

  • I used to play for 12 hours straight through breaking only for meals.

  • And I would find you looking at Rebecca.

  • When you telling you about your workouts as a kid looking at everyone.

  • Look, anyone will look back and hold