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  • guys.

  • Oh, my God.

  • We just did a podcast with trick on Andrew.

  • Just it was insane.

  • And we called Justice Dad.

  • And now Justus Dad is going to fuck Trish.

  • It's gonna be a whole thing.

  • I'm really excited to help you guys.

  • Oh, I am so fucking excited today because we're gonna be doing another fiver video now, First of all, I just wanted once again and say this is not sponsored.

  • Okay, So let's go back on the website and see what kind of things I could waste my money on.

  • What is this?

  • I will find your message in a coconut is what I mean when I message isn't working.

  • Wait, where is he?

  • I'm all the V neck from H and M compared with blanket.

  • Okay, wait.

  • Okay.

  • He's opening up a coconut.

  • Fine.

  • Okay.

  • So I could have him.

  • I'll put up a coconut.

  • It'll say anything I want.

  • Yes.

  • Ordering voiceovers.

  • You know I love this.

  • Hi.

  • Thanks for stopping by five.

  • Forget I'm getting ready to dio a few sample reads Where is she?

  • Like I also girl, are you okay?

  • Are you in a back alley dressed like shells for mental Ravens for You wanna hang around?

  • Watch on Jessica.

  • And today we're going to learn all about the new 2016 Silent.

  • I am, yes, writing a script for right now.

  • I'm not gonna give it away, but is gonna be good.

  • Okay, We're ordering that one for sure.

  • Once again, if you don't know how this works, I have to order all these And then in 24 hours, I'm going to get the results.

  • It's kind of like an STD test.

  • All right, let's do something a little bit different, huh?

  • Yes.

  • This guy will make a product for us.

  • I I want to make a perfume called Liquid Shane.

  • But I wanted to look real like I want to send to Macy's and have to be like, bitch.

  • No, thank you.

  • But I want them to think it's really okay.

  • So I'm gonna do liquid change, so we'll find out for hours.

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  • Yes.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • Oh, she's cute.

  • I love that.

  • That me online versus me in real life.

  • Oh, how much is this?

  • Is only $5 girl.

  • I'll give you 10.

  • I want her to poor talk.

  • Well, all over her with a Diet Coke.

  • And I want her to dedicated to me ordering, giving her a tip five stars.

  • All right, we'll see you in 24 hours.

  • Oh, this is interesting.

  • This girl does Children's book illustrations.

  • Yes, please.

  • I know what he looks like, Geo.

  • Okay, I tell her I want my illustration to be me being eaten alive by my cat who hates me.

  • Bedtime story.

  • Alright.

  • Ordering now seeing 20 forms.

  • You know what?

  • Okay, I'm gonna order another song from my favorite girl, Antonia.

  • So if you guys remember last time I did five video, she did a song all about me and fucking everything.

  • Well, Ryland obsessed with that.

  • He's been singing it like, literally since he saw the video.

  • So I think we should have her make a song for me and that I could surprise him with it.

  • It was like my day gonna be great.

  • Okay, So I'm gonna let her do whatever she wants.

  • Will see your way.

  • What Sydney portion saying monomer fans, What's your favorite scary movie?

  • What?

  • My my one woman And cut your throat here.

  • Just a minute he'll order this gig here exclusively on bitch.

  • Cut me open and fuck my bloody I loathe Scream Guy is gonna call me and make a video about me.

  • The only way this could get better is if he puts on a Gale Weathers wake and punches me in the face.

  • All right.

  • So I'm gonna have the screen guy think of it for me.

  • This is what I like to call a childhood dream coming true.

  • Make a wish is quick.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • I will show your message to students.

  • Yes.

  • Are you telling me I could get those kids to say whatever right?

  • What?

  • Call them.

  • I'm calling the cops.

  • I'm just letting them know that I have become a recipe and 20 foot high police station.

  • Yes, I'm incriminating myself.

  • This could be incredible.

  • I'm gonna set the script.

  • I'm not gonna tell you what for?

  • Yes, Rapper man.

  • Yes.

  • I will give you more than $5.

  • I will give you $20.

  • Okay.

  • I'm gonna have him write a rap about me and whatever the fuck he wants to say, you can say and I'm ready.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This girl can turn me into a Simpson.

  • I want to do this, but I'm also nervous.

  • She's gonna be like, Well, he already look by Krusty.

  • But maybe you'll do it.

  • A family portrait.

  • Be Ryland.

  • You know A Cheeto?

  • Yes.

  • $10 accepted.

  • All right.

  • Seeing 20 farms, I will create an amazing video commercial.

  • Yes.

  • Hey, guys.

  • And I will record the perfect video Review your body, Your website application?

  • Yes, Yes, you will.

  • And yes, I will take you.

  • Uh, you know what?

  • I'm gonna take this one.

  • Seriously.

  • I want to do a commercial for my book.

  • A lot of you guys might not know this.

  • I've written two books.

  • I wrote that myself, and I love them and I don't really promote much.

  • But like if he could make me a sick ass commercial for, like, my book, it gets worse.

  • I would fucking kill it, and I fucking use it.

  • So yes, ordering this one 24 hours.

  • This person makes book covers.

  • Speaking of books.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Okay.

  • What if we have that make a book cover for my book that doesn't exist?

  • Called Uncle Bob Looked very serious.

  • Like twilight and 100 names, like move out of the way because I'll go home is here.

  • We'll see that part.

  • All right, you guys.

  • I will see you in 24 hours.

  • I'm so excited.

  • It's like Santa's coming, except Santa took my money.

  • All right.

  • See you 25 hours back.

  • It's been longer than 24 hours.

  • Some people need more time.

  • I'm so excited.

  • I'm literally in my sleeping shirt because, bitch, I didn't even want to take a shower.

  • I just wanted to open my gifts.

  • Okay.

  • What do we start with?

  • I wanna start with coconut.

  • Oh, my God, we got there.

  • She is.

  • Oh, there's the coconut we got.

  • Yeah.

  • What's this?

  • Shane doesn't has a, well, tiny dick eyes.

  • My Twitter headline bits back.

  • That's the new mayor.

  • Thank you, sir.

  • I love this one.

  • All right, what's next?

  • Do the voice over, Lady.

  • Thank you for watching Shane Dawson.

  • I hope his sad life makes you feel a lot better about yours.

  • Don't forget to subscribe to Dan and film.

  • They're so much better on way.

  • Cuter.

  • Have a great day.

  • Yes, that's the new ending.

  • It all my video.

  • I want to see my book cover.

  • All right, Here we go way Zoom into that O my first of all, I love that I'm on top of a building about to jump off Accurate.

  • Also I love I clearly have not showered on greasy.

  • You could see pain in my eyes.

  • This is Oh, my God, That's actually really good, Dave.

  • You!

  • That's a bestseller.

  • Why were your boat?

  • Let's look at my perfume.

  • Mine.

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  • Wait!

  • Liquid chain Johnson smells like actual trash.

  • That's so good.

  • Look at the picture of me like I know.

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  • Donald's legit is fun.

  • We zoom into the wall that literally looks like a real bottle perfume.

  • And if I have a dream, it really would smell like trash.

  • You should come up with a perfume line like I know, like pop sockets or the thing, but with liquid s Let's go to the girl report.

  • Talk about over.

  • She's wearing green for me.

  • This is Oh, my God is laid out on the ground.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I don't know if I could What does this mean?

  • I mean, I my morning, you have a guru watch my hair with the burrito real quick.

  • 00 really?

  • getting in there.

  • I'm just gonna say, Oh, shoulder.

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  • Way to give her the right amount of props turning Thursday Lane Thursday Lane, your queen.

  • That was incredible.

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  • I'm going to give her more money.

  • I'm giving a robber dollars.

  • She deserves it.

  • Yelled Shame.

  • What are your board?

  • Well, it is a West Coast feed from Jenny Craig.

  • You too.

  • But you still have a Level five top fire every day to subscribe.

  • You could sing.

  • Can you rap like this?

  • What's the deal with jumps?

  • About having this way?

  • I don't want to know.

  • So let's not go there now.

  • Wonder rendered shape.

  • I don't know why, but I'll give a shout out to your mom.

  • Hopes she liked the Bangladeshis with Brent's.

  • Always make me laugh.

  • So we're gonna wear some depends like my like grandma.

  • I thought you were the dude from Dawson's Creek.

  • You're to do for the company.

  • Can't miss your hopeless, wrecked it and make you yawn a doze off or even go.

  • Oh, my God, That was rapper man.

  • Incredible things were so good today.

  • Let's see the Simpsons drawing.

  • Oh, I'm dead.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • That is everything.

  • I I'm going to blow that up and put that in my living room.

  • I I wish I was.

  • Wow, that is crazy.

  • I love that so much.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Look a Cheeto!

  • And you know they're not fighting.

  • It's not accurate.

  • But somebody that was Maria Art Marie Art.

  • Thank you.

  • Well, what?

  • We're looking at drawings.

  • Let's look at the Children's illustration book.

  • Oh, eyes accurate.

  • Oh, my God, Look happy.

  • Gino is to be eating my insides scream pillow in the way.

  • Oh, my God, that is everything that is being printed and blown up in my house.

  • Although I don't want a Cheeto ideas, let's watch the class of kids.

  • You are Way E.

  • So I love the switch.

  • Let's watch that commercial made for my book.

  • All right?

  • So I gave him a script and he was like, I don't want people to think I'm being mean.

  • And I was like, No, girl, I want you to drive me.

  • Let's watch.

  • Wow, this guy's life.

  • It's way worse than mine.

  • Oh, hi, My name's John.

  • I just started reading Shane Dolphins Book.

  • It gets worse if you want to pick me up or something to make you feel better about your life than business for you.

  • She's stories are incredibly depressing and really disturbing.

  • Some of them even make a question whether or not he should be mentally evaluated considering has numerous serial killer dependencies.

  • I mean, seriously, I don't think it's okay by it gets worse because Shane really needs the money.

  • He wears the same shirt every day.

  • It's starting to get sad.

  • I wish I could fucking pay.

  • They put that on TV.

  • That's really good, thank you.

  • Who is his name?

  • And I thank you.

  • Let's see the screen one.

  • Hello, shame.

  • What's your favorite scary movie?

  • Actually, never mind.

  • What's your favorite scary memory from childhood?

  • I feel like you had a lot of those was at the time.

  • You shit your pants in class.

  • But no one noticed because you always smelled like shit for wasn't the time you went to the doctor and they thought you had a tumor on your vagina.

  • But it was actually just your Penis.

  • Wow, Your life sucked.

  • I'm gonna let you live.

  • Goodbye.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Listen to that lot.

  • Having the scream guy dragged me driving me without even killing me calls.

  • Okay, Last but not least, we have to Some Antonia wrote for Ryland but he's not home right now.

  • But wait till we get home.

  • Guess what?

  • Take a seat.

  • Sit down.

  • Your high sugar Ryland, It's Antonio Markey.

  • Thank you so much for having me do a song for you.

  • I think it's a way queen, right?

  • With people Think everything.

  • She never you you Mr Still you put on a wig then you're Mr Steele.

  • You retracted Thio Oriana In my thio You saw my cause I knew you'd intro We love you, girl.

  • I think I want to make a music video before my song And for Ryland Song I officially I'm going to do that.

  • So later on this week expect a music video What?

  • Go?

  • Hopefully you enjoyed all my weird fiber orders.

  • I fucking love this once again not sponsored But this is my favorite thing ever.

  • And if you guys want me to keep doing these.

  • Give me a thumbs up.

  • So I know.

  • Also, let me note down the comments what I should be ordering next.

  • And also make sure my channel, right down below the notification belt, make videos every single day.

  • And if you want to see my last five video link in the description you guys, I was you.

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