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  • It's me.

  • Time, time, Gather on friends.

  • It's mean time, time, time.

  • The only cure for sadness.

  • You know what, meantime, is the greatest time of the day.

  • Welcome back.

  • I'm so excited to be here.

  • I genuinely get really excited.

  • Whatever I get to report these episodes because I get to see what dumb stuff you guys were up to and how it's going to make me laugh.

  • Anyone else here curious to know how water Jesus is doing water Jesus, one of the lesser known characters and the jacks up the guy Variety Channel, but one of the most important ones.

  • You should go back and watch this video about ago.

  • Joe from the hilarious infomercial.

  • Go watch the video and it'll all make sense.

  • I have no idea how water Jesus is doing.

  • I put him in the glass, and then I put him in the Cabinet and left him there since the last episode, and I have not actually checked him since.

  • I don't even know if there's any water left in it, but we will all find out together on the next weird products video that I'm hopefully gonna record suit.

  • He's probably like six foot five built like Dwayne Johnson.

  • And this point, you're supposed to leave him in for three days, and I've left him in for, what, four months?

  • Jackets of Nike.

  • It's the best in below zero with the boost he tank.

  • Please, never, ever get rid of that.

  • They're probably gonna fix it and change it and remove it because they think it's a bog or some.

  • I think it's the best thing in the game, and it makes travelling completely trivial.

  • Put absolutely hilarious.

  • You know, when you're going through the deep down, dark, deep down and then the monsters like I'm on each, you're like, Nah, there you go much better.

  • That's exactly what it's like.

  • Hey, developers.

  • Hey, look me in the eyes, okay?

  • Don't do it.

  • I know that you're looking at it going.

  • Oh, yeah, We should put it.

  • No.

  • Some We love you.

  • Your sadness.

  • Me doing my best to make you smile one medium at a time.

  • Oh, you guys are not supposed to be this wholesome.

  • Okay?

  • Tiny little heart can handle it.

  • The bridge his heart grow has realized that I'm just rubbing my own boobs.

  • That's what, meantime, is a collection off means coming together to try and lift you out of a sad moment.

  • Make you do a little smile.

  • They could do a little or maybe even make you Rafel.

  • I don't know.

  • I've only raw food once in my life.

  • It's a very scary thing to do, but owners over is very glad it happened.

  • Move over, Goose.

  • It's Toad's time to shine.

  • Toad!

  • Toad, What are you doing?

  • Oh, no!

  • Oh, no!

  • What's gonna happen?

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God.

  • Told why, Damn!

  • What?

  • There?

  • Everything is fucked.

  • First we had mega thick booty clapping Luigi And now we got slender legged nine feet tall Toad.

  • I kind of living for it.

  • Okay.

  • Is that the kids say this is sending me it.

  • Sends you Where?

  • Where where do you get sent?

  • NGO talk kind of thick, though.

  • Sean doesn't upload for a day.

  • Media ire Shoot Huber.

  • Sean McLaughlin found dead yet again.

  • I'm Dad.

  • Everyone.

  • It's actually surprising for my life any of these days.

  • Meanwhile, everyone in the channel be like, Ah, that's great!

  • Hope Jack's having a nice time and taking some time for himself.

  • Seriously, that happens every time.

  • And everyone's so incredibly sweet about it.

  • I remember years ago when I was so afraid to take time off my channel.

  • And now whenever I do, people are like, Yes.

  • Well, don't.

  • You're doing great, sweetie.

  • You go.

  • You go yet?

  • There you go.

  • So cute.

  • Yeah.

  • Also, all I could see was the reflection of my face in the phone.

  • So it made it feel like I was just talking to myself and give myself a little motivational boost right now.

  • It's pretty great.

  • Holy crap.

  • Hi, I'm Sean.

  • I'm the Android sent by Cyber Life.

  • This is really well made.

  • That's a good ass photo shop.

  • Well done.

  • You know, it just reminds me of Reminds me of the time that I put put Brian's face on Chase Brody during a Ciardi stream.

  • This one which also fit really well, I I'm not even joking.

  • This is legitimately the best photo shop I have ever done.

  • I've put my face on money.

  • Different other faces for thumbnails itself over the past.

  • This is the most seamless that I have ever gotten it.

  • There's nothing wrong with it.

  • It's flawless, and it freaks me the fuck out.

  • Okay, be the PM a for those around you.

  • Dear person behind me, I hope today doesn't suck.

  • Lots of love.

  • The person in front of you.

  • Why?

  • Oh, it's wholesome.

  • Mim hours.

  • Can't I go into these videos with a certain head space to be like?

  • Okay, everyone's gonna make fun of me.

  • Everyone's gonna do means right.

  • Look, do pee on.

  • That's gonna be epic.

  • I know It's just really nice stuff.

  • Oh, my body doesn't know how to react as incredibly sweet.

  • Look at you guys go.

  • I know this isn't one of you.

  • I don't care.

  • Go tell someone.

  • Tell someone that their lovely go text Somebody message somebody online, Do anything, Do a good thing for another person today on if there's no one in your mind that you can think of go to a mirror and say to yourself or your phone Apparently, phones are basically mirrors.

  • At this point, phones are basically mirrors.

  • Jackson the guy top 10 fortnight.

  • YouTubers Yes day.

  • Yeah, yeah, fortnight, like 10 times on.

  • There I am.

  • Suck it.

  • Music.

  • So Qatif Ooh, suck it.

  • Myth!

  • Get out here!

  • Ninja jacks up.

  • The guy's the best fortnight's dreamer Use code Jack septa guy in the epic store.

  • That's what you do is a fort later, right?

  • I should be sleeping right now, but my sickness wouldn't let me.

  • So here you go.

  • Oh, there's another way.

  • Just had one of those names of my face.

  • There's too many pictures of my face or I'm like, Wait, what the fuck is going on?

  • I hate that there's a collection off where you can see my brain turning off, you know?

  • You know, back at pictures of yourself when you're younger, you like Oakridge.

  • And then there's, like, a couple of clips of you from home videos.

  • You're like, Ah, cringe.

  • Imagine having seven years of that every day in chronological order for everyone to be able to go back and see everything off.

  • You also looking hell of flying this picture, though I thought that was Seth Rogan for several seconds.

  • So this is a relatable image right now.

  • What?

  • That looks nothing like Seth Rogan.

  • More like Seth Rogaine because my hairline so fucking thick Same energy.

  • Jesus.

  • Okay, this one.

  • Good mean, we've been through this one.

  • I've never seen this one before.

  • Wait.

  • Are you insinuating that Felix is coming to eat me.

  • You think that that shark is like, who?

  • Tasty treat or potential friend?

  • You think that something like this would be weird, But I am genuinely, really excited to be part of this compilation.

  • Some of my favorite people ever Michalczewski, Billy Irish on Jack's after guy all in one image.

  • That's beautiful.

  • Which one is?

  • Jacks up the guy, though certain to realize that you just posted four of the same pictures.

  • I have a feeling that it is not sequestered to these three, either.

  • I have a feeling that there's probably, like, 12 Maur images from means that probably align with this.

  • That's your homework to find those images like a where's Wally off sorts.

  • But where is the mean go do it.

  • Do it right now.

  • I'm waiting for you to do it right now.

  • Okay?

  • The sub read.

  • It's here for these types of things.

  • All right.

  • You think we just sit on this so breaded and just Ha ha ha.

  • Laugh.

  • Laugh Meantime.

  • No, this is cereal biz.

  • Know these air means it is better a clock.

  • You best be sleeping.

  • Okay.

  • Thanks.

  • Twitter way.

  • If I see another child on Twitter tell me to go to bed.

  • I'm gonna I know that maybe you should go to bed telling me I should go to bed.

  • I'm a 30 year old man.

  • Tell me to drink while tell me to drink water is actually pretty good advice because I tend to forget it a lot.

  • But I can go to bed whenever I want.

  • You think the top 10 fortnight YouTubers have time to be sleeping?

  • I have to get sick.

  • W's and victory Royals.

  • Who's up right now?

  • Who's not sleeping awake?

  • Gang smash like if you're awake right now, the entire common section of the first pedestrian video I don't even know above sad bob noises.

  • I forgot for like, a second.

  • Right after that, I corrected myself.

  • I hit my mind cause I'm so upset I corrected myself right after that.

  • I love Bob.

  • Bob is amazing, all right, But I know him as my good buddy and top Facebook streamer mice curb.

  • Okay, it's sit my mind for a second.

  • I know a pup and he's amazing.

  • I in my head I don't even call him Bob.

  • I just called him funny.

  • Ha ha.

  • Man.

  • That's why I forgot for like just a second because I'm a bad friend.

  • 36 different styles of Marvin From Money artist This animation wouldn't exist if it wasn't for everyone who supported the idea.

  • Holy hell, that's amazing.

  • I love all of them.

  • He's so stylish people's drawings of Marvin or some of my favorite because he's so over the top.

  • He's so extra people give him so many colors and outfits and masks and hairstyles.

  • It's fucking awesome.

  • Thank you very, very much.

  • Anybody who drew anything for this I'm sorry that there's no like credit list to be able to go through it.

  • But Korea Bebe, I'm sure they haven't posted somewhere.

  • Thank you.

  • Everyone who's our styles are in there because it's fucking phenomenal.

  • Keep drawing your artwork is phenomenal.

  • I love watching it.

  • I love looking at it.

  • I love going through my time lines and seeing how talented everybody is.

  • It doesn't matter how well you think you draw all the stuff that you guys send me is really appreciated, even though I might not be able to get to all of them or reply to.

  • All of them are like all of them.

  • I do see a great deal of them, and I love them.

  • It's one of my favorite things with YouTube and seeing all of the fine art that people do.

  • So thank you.

  • Keep drawing your wonderful do it.

  • I think someone needs to explain to me how this is the same freak in person.

  • What sorcery is this?

  • And how can I obtain such a glow up cat?

  • It's just pure Irish raw animal magnetism, but in reality it's called age, age and self confidence.

  • This this guy is not confident at all.

  • This guy still not confident?

  • Neither is this guy.

  • I don't know what I'm doing.

  • It's a mixture of things.

  • It took a lot of effort on a lot of struggle to get over mental barriers in my head.

  • Still not.

  • They're still working on some, probably always going to be.

  • But that's okay.

  • At least I'm trying.

  • But back in these ones, thes air, these air three completely different people on the same path.

  • But very different mentality is going on.

  • They're different outfits.

  • They're different times.

  • I have a different beard, a different haircut, a different outfit.

  • I'm older.

  • I'm more mature.

  • I have more confidence in myself.

  • What do you want from me?

  • That's a That's a globe for sure, Bud.

  • But you know what?

  • I'm proud of where I am.

  • I'm proud of how much I've grown, and I'm proud of how much I've matured and overcome a lot of different things in my head to get to where I am right now.

  • And that's why this picture looks a lot different because I'm a lot more confident in myself and I like that.

  • Here's the newest and slightly accurate off Lego jacks up the guy.

  • Thank you for this man.

  • I would love my own Lego Lego.

  • Come on, reach out.

  • Do a youtuber collection Don't just put out a gamer mammal, green hair and a soul patch and a thing in his hand Alright, reach out.

  • That's Miss Collab Lego Don't think Lego are really struggling Four sort of attention and like exposure or anything like that but I think it would just be really epic.

  • I love these comments as well.

  • Jacks up.

  • The guy has fallen into the river in Lego City building You rescue copter.

  • Hey, have you seen that mean?

  • Have you seen this?

  • Do you know about this.

  • Have you shown this before?

  • Wait for it.

  • Wait for it way.

  • Just appreciate this video for a second.

  • It wasn't until I saw this that I remembered that.

  • Always.

  • Yeah.

  • They do say that in all these commercials, don't they?

  • Also, the video is laid out like a Lego brick.

  • This is greater than anything I will ever accomplish in my time.

  • It's meantime, Hold on.

  • Need to take a pee break.

  • B r b Never gonna live that down.

  • Am I, Thea under tail pee break.

  • I haven't taken a pee break in meantime, because I'm dedicated to my craft.

  • The craft of means the's means they're not gonna laugh at themselves.

  • Okay, it's up to me to take the stuff that you guys make of other people's stuff so I can look at your stuff of other people's stuff on, Make more stuff out of that stuff.

  • All right?

  • This is serious work.

  • It's hard reacting to things.

  • I wonder what type of sound my voice would make in under tail.

  • You know how some people have like ooh, like Sands.

  • My mom, probably like Jackson make a video either doing Evelyn's makeup or Evelyn doing his.

  • I bought some machine Dawson's makeup because everyone else was doing it.

  • And I wanted to be cool.

  • I did.

  • I actually did.

  • Bye.

  • I went on and I was like, everyone was complaining about the site being down and I was like, Is it really when Shane Dawson was doing a thing and I went into just try it and I got through immediately and I was like, Huh?

  • Okay, really, This is a big deal.

  • So I just went through it and bought 11 of the many pallets.

  • And then, um, I was traveling a lot and it arrived and got sent back, so I never got it.

  • How about Shane Dawson does my makeup.

  • That would be cool.

  • I would be so down for that.

  • Well, well, well did Dear Eunice, Honest.

  • Just copy the great Jack except the guy.

  • How dare How dare you react to the same product I reacted to?

  • That product is mine now.

  • You can never do it again.

  • But you know what?

  • I let it slide because it's It's the jacks up the guy variety channel and a bunch of people are really big fans of Jack septic eyes Funniest Home Videos.

  • It's reaching all kinds of demographics, all kinds of people.

  • We got the statistics in from the last episode, and we're just breaking records all over the place.

  • So popularity is hard, even though the last four years home videos video got copyright claimed immediately as soon as they uploaded it because I put in an ad for something called the Toga toner on.

  • Then I had to skip and upload that day, and then the next day I uploaded it.

  • It went up, and then it got de monetized because there was, like, censored boobs of cartoon girls in it.

  • So hey, I just keep winning when Dad lets you hold a knife.

  • Oh my God, I got a joke about this, but I legitimately just had a flash of a memory in my head of when my brother had, like, a really cool knife.

  • And then I was like, picked it up for the first time, and I was like, This is what it feels like the whole something that came kill a thing.

  • This is really cool, though.

  • I got to attend a final fantasy seven remake event in London, and they had they had barrettes gone and it was super heavy.

  • I looked at it and I thought, Oh, it's just made out of foam But it was all made out of metal and wait like 10 kilos.

  • And then this sword was super heavy as well.

  • I mean, I make it look Africa because I'm so big and strong and muscular.

  • But the lady handing it to me and I was like, huh?

  • So that face a concentration was for like, a split second to get the picture Me explaining meantime my mom it's not that hurt.

  • All you have to do is say me, me, tie me, me, me, tying me over and over again and throw in a cure.

  • Sadness, you know, just mean it up means his means.

  • And if she doesn't get it after that, maybe that's a good thing.

  • Oh, no.

  • What is happening?

  • Stop.

  • This is getting way too out of hand.

  • How far is this going to go first?

  • It was like a photo shop.

  • Then it was artwork.

  • Now it's a really tangible thing.

  • This is Oh, nightmares are made.

  • This is the sleep paralysis.

  • Demons become real and kill us all.

  • Is it going to go further than this isn't going to become its own consciousness and become sentiment.

  • Think about what you're doing before you destroy the planet.

  • I am sick of this bullying that's going on.

  • I'm so tired off my hard craft on my genuine spirit.

  • Passion being made fun of like this.

  • How dare you compare me to something that looks exactly like me?

  • Why does it look so similar?

  • It's I know we're in the same outfit.

  • I'm No, I don't have the same hair court.

  • But for some reason, I looked the exact same as a chipmunk.

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it right now!

  • Stop Stinky!

  • Stop me!

  • You want to hear someone say ninja is better than Jack Septic, I you truly are the lowest scum in history.

  • Not anymore, because I'm a top 10 fortnight.

  • Youtuber.

  • Yeah, ninja bad Jack.

  • Good movement.

  • Not seeing enough of Why doesn't the NFL just get kickers?

  • That don't miss Howe?

  • Maney means fit in a sentence.

  • That's it.

  • I'm done the like Button me.

  • That's a good way to end it, Gamers.

  • Right here, right now, Mimi.

  • Dreamy babies.

  • If you're not smacking that like button, then you're sleeping right now.

  • Just facts.

  • So thank you for watching this episode of meantime.

  • Oh, forget I slapped that.

  • Like putting Like Danny slaps earns ass with the gusto of 400 men.

  • And I'll see all you sweet baby Mimi dreamers in the next episode.

  • I'm not a movement.

It's me.

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