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  • Hey, you guys know what you're thinking, Shane?

  • Why do you keep doing these life back videos?

  • Every single video gets crazier and crazier.

  • You're getting more and more dangerous.

  • At some point, you're gonna die.

  • And what I would say to that is today today, bitch.

  • Because I have a blood sport.

  • It's about to get Daphne.

  • Yes, today is going to be incredibly dangerous.

  • Guys, please don't do this at home.

  • Instead, pause this video, bringing your laptop to your mom, press play and say, Aren't you glad I'm not him?

  • Now, that's the perfect Mother's Day gift.

  • All right, so let's blow some shit up.

  • So this first life hack is not useful for anybody unless you're me.

  • And you're constantly looking for new ways to use your power drill.

  • I guess I could build furniture with this.

  • Help somebody fix their car.

  • Nah, fuck it.

  • Let's make hot dogs.

  • I guess we are going to be taking a hot dog, shoving it into our power drill, spinning it and then cooking it with our blowtorch.

  • Oh, my God.

  • With me, with all these tools type.

  • Pennington is shook.

  • So first we have to figure out a way to put our hot dog on our power drop things nobody's ever said before.

  • I left these hot dogs out all my on mayor looking fucked.

  • All right, so let's get out.

  • One of our leaders when he's struggling for use.

  • Actually, no pulling out my wiener would make my views worse.

  • People eat peas.

  • Why is this a J who thought made this?

  • Okay, It's all right.

  • So instead of just like shoving it on here, I guess we could try.

  • Well, let's see.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Have you heard of meat spin?

  • If you haven't, don't look it up.

  • But when the wiener hits your wiener when you spend your wieners so hard it flies up.

  • I used to pull I'm a wiener as hard as I could to make it longer way.

  • We need to figure out another way to do this.

  • I'm thinking we shove these matches inside of it.

  • Yeah, who can any other boys out there feel this?

  • Like I feel on?

  • Then let's shove these sticks side of our power trip for you.

  • There we go.

  • I think I did it.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Me with a greasy stripper.

  • Now She's too thin.

  • Okay, now, this is a bad idea.

  • Oh, God, I'm scared.

  • Oh, okay.

  • All right.

  • We're gonna do this.

  • I just realized that's a match is not gonna go.

  • Well, welcome to the O.

  • Oh, beautiful.

  • Wake up again.

  • Look, when her wig is, I should probably not have this over my lab.

  • Right way.

  • This'll just changed the camping game.

  • You know what else to change?

  • A camping game?

  • Toilet fucking bed.

  • Fucking not camping Fucking is staying at home.

  • Why do you want to live outside?

  • You know, homeless people are thinking when they see your rich white ass is out camping there like, Oh, that's cute.

  • I like sleeping on the ground.

  • Is that fun?

  • For a night now, you go back home to a warm bed.

  • That sounds like a fun vacation.

  • You also nature's gross.

  • What else can I blow?

  • Torch?

  • This is not gonna wait.

  • It's almost Easter.

  • I should moto Easter bunny.

  • I love that they make chocolate in the shapes of animals.

  • Me when I'm a vegan.

  • No, don't talk like eight.

  • Me really healthy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Also fucking Texas.

  • Has the Easter Bunny always been in the shape of Texas when he flipped upside down and flipped over.

  • Conspiracy period.

  • Okay.

  • How do I set this up?

  • I need to set this up so I can light it on fire.

  • Like this is so fun and love celebrating the holidays with you guys.

  • Praise Lord God, This is what I would do, you know?

  • Just like the whole world on fire.

  • Rob all be like you guys.

  • Think you're shook.

  • Just get ready for this way.

  • Here we go.

  • Good bye.

  • Beautiful.

  • Beautiful rabbit door Still gonna eat.

  • You will probably pick you off.

  • 123 Go!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • So beautiful.

  • Wow, That is not chocolate.

  • What the fuck is this way?

  • Ah, wait.

  • Why are you taking so long?

  • She has the strength of the Lord to do it right.

  • Die!

  • Hey!

  • When Peeta and her, she's come after you.

  • 000 it's a bit more.

  • Okay, Never mind.

  • We're done burning it.

  • We're gonna get this motherfucker.

  • I don't have any graham crackers.

  • Homeless person like Oh, I'm sorry.

  • You can't Not fun about your graham crackers here.

  • Shit in a trash can I get like homeless people are so Hee just figured it out.

  • Don't worry.

  • We have hot talks.

  • Oh, yes, the Oh, my God.

  • Did I just make a new Easter Pornchai?

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God, bitch, I just snatched her wig.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's cooking the pop tart.

  • This just turned into a whole nother hat.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay.

  • All right, let's do this.

  • So it's smoking.

  • I think that would be a good idea.

  • Yeah, I'm just gonna stick the peeps.

  • At least they don't fuck up my mouth.

  • I mean, they fuck up my anus when you shit out of people, that makes my butt crack.

  • Okay, this one I'm really excited about because I've always wanted to try this, and I don't know why I never did.

  • This is the creature own a lot of impact using a bottle of Boyle, and now it's a motion.

  • Now, first I got to thinking Shane, are you holding a Coca Cola to make a statement against Pepsi?

  • No, I No, I'm not my biggest problem with that weird Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad.

  • Besides the fact that it was, like, wrong on every level.

  • Why the fuck was she wearing away and why did she rip her wig off?

  • Was that a statement?

  • Like, bitch?

  • This Pepsi is so good.

  • It's gonna be because I disagree.

  • And double fish and w could snatch my skin off.

  • Bitch, Leave me if I ever get spot, I'm gonna cut off my skin and w here.

  • OK, so basically, what you do is you rip up the label because we're not getting paid.

  • Then you fill up this bottle with a bunch of vegetable oil.

  • I don't know what vegetable oil is because oil is delicious and vegetables are all right.

  • So we're just going to fill this up like 3/4 full of God.

  • There it is.

  • Okay, so I just filled up the rest with water.

  • Now, obviously, water and oil don't mix, so it's starting to separate.

  • When did I become built?

  • I never idiot.

  • As you can see in the bottom water top oil.

  • So now we add our fun ingredients.

  • Let's go back over to my science station, you know, right next to the talk with money.

  • I lit on fire power when Bill night loses his mind.

  • Okay, so there you can kind of more clearly see the water in the soil.

  • So now we're gonna be adding in food coloring.

  • I was thinking we should do galaxy.

  • The rail back galaxy was Thank God.

  • I mean, whatever alien looking at the earth bird member with planets were thing dropping.

  • It's purple.

  • Who so pretty dropping its blue.

  • Ooh!

  • And now we're gonna have some glitter.

  • So I'm thinking we're having this peak litter.

  • Oh, that's not going anywhere.

  • Could you see that?

  • Living a top?

  • That's what we call a floater.