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  • you ladies might even jacks up the guy.

  • Rockabye Little bit life the job.

  • Forget about Patty Fitzpatrick.

  • I did.

  • I forgot the party even existed.

  • He was in our lives for a short little time and then he left for a while.

  • But he's back.

  • But you know what?

  • He needed a break.

  • Last time we talked to Shawn.

  • Shawn.

  • Patty.

  • OK, I'm sick.

  • Leave me alone.

  • I can't fucking brain.

  • Last night we talked to party.

  • His half sister Faye came out of the closet as bisexual and she's been promoted to Corporal Fair play.

  • It worked.

  • I graduated from university.

  • Was an undergraduate degree in computer science gold me also reaching for the stars.

  • I was released from my position as lab assistant for shouting University as I'm no longer a student, Kira suffered a second trimester miscarriage.

  • Well, life wasn't great.

  • Sits but I have a good feeling about this.

  • Happiness is at an all time low.

  • It's a 20% but my looks have got up to 62%.

  • A plastic surgery done.

  • I can't remember what else I have done.

  • I have a house, I believe, But we have to go looking for a job now we all right?

  • Wait.

  • What did it say?

  • We graduated us.

  • I graduated undergraduate degree in computer science.

  • All right, so we can go for a job as what are we looking for?

  • A computer programmer?

  • 68,000 year.

  • That's pretty damn good.

  • I'ma, go for that play for this open position today.

  • This is good.

  • This is good.

  • Okay.

  • Give me all your look.

  • Why?

  • My little party here has not had the best amount of time.

  • He's had a miscarriage with his beautiful wife.

  • He's been let go from his position.

  • He graduated, his dog's dead, his family's torn apart and some of them are dead.

  • We need this.

  • I need your look.

  • I know what you're saying, Jack, but you're Irish.

  • You should have all the luck in the world.

  • You think that?

  • But I'm sick and also got a tooth removed recently, so things were not on my site.

  • Play for this position by being interviewed for a computer programmer position on Oasis core.

  • You are asked the following question.

  • Do you prefer to call or text?

  • Shit?

  • There are programming course they might say to text because they might want me to actually working on app that will work on texting or they want me to call because they know I'm serious.

  • And they know that I, um I prefer to talk in person.

  • Yes.

  • Welcome aboard.

  • That's the right answer.

  • Come on, putty out, Abi.

  • Well, welcome to always a score.

  • That was a trick question.

  • They were like, Do you want to call or text about the position?

  • And I'm, like, drop my balls on the table like I'm a walking in person, like, Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through.

  • Please leave.

  • That's good, though.

  • Now we're earning 68,000 year, and I could just keep aging myself up.

  • What age am I?

  • Can we see 37?

  • All right, we got an undergraduate degree.

  • I'm 37.

  • I finally got a well paying job.

  • It's never too late to chase your dreams and do great things, but my happiness is really low.

  • I think me and Kira should have a conversation.

  • I think that we should pretend relationship counseling.

  • We might need that after we lost a child.

  • Kira hasn't talked to me for a while, and I've kind of just come home and shuffled my way through the house and I'll talk to her either.

  • I think we really need to air our stuff out.

  • I tried to make her pay to know.

  • Ask her to go.

  • Your wife, Kira refused to go with you to relationship counseling.

  • Great.

  • That's good.

  • Now it's fine.

  • It's a healthy relationship.

  • There's nothing wrong with it.

  • It's fight me and Kira get along like a house on fire.

  • Although how's that?

  • Fire eventually burns down to the ground.

  • But while it's on fire, it's great.

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna do something on my own.

  • I I'm going to know I I'm going to go for a walk.

  • Uh, let's go for a normal walk for 30 minutes.

  • This is 2.6 K.

  • I'm a machine.

  • I have basically have mechanical legs.

  • My happiness right up from 28 to 36.

  • I'm getting my happiness up again.

  • Let's go.

  • Uh, let's Let's meditate.

  • They go out.

  • A boy happened is up to 40%.

  • That's not great.

  • All right, time to age up.

  • We'll go 38 years old.

  • Quality time.

  • Your father wants to take you to a soccer match.

  • Will you go with him?

  • Hell, yeah, I will.

  • Of course I will, Papa, I would love to go watch the football with you.

  • Yes, Papa.

  • Anything, Papa, I've wanted this quality time together.

  • Fucking runny nose.

  • Ella forces.

  • Of course they will.

  • I'm too busy right now.

  • Or argue with him.

  • Like how dare you?

  • How dare you want quality time with me?

  • Who do you think you are?

  • My dad?

  • Fuck!

  • Of course I will go times you into a soccer match with your father.

  • I'm up to 49% happiest.

  • You hear that, Kira?

  • You've lost a child, so that's actually really understandable.

  • Andi, I love you.

  • Still Sorry.

  • Wait.

  • What whole lot?

  • There's a piece of information in here that I feel like was very relevant.

  • That they didn't tell me.

  • That tsunami has a tsunami has pounded the coast of Pakistan after a magnitude 3.1 earthquake occurred 39 miles off the shore.

  • It is expected that there will be tens of thousands of casualties, with most of the survivors being left homeless.

  • There's a pretty substantial thing toe happen, but bit life is all about my life.

  • It's all about me having quality time with my dad.

  • Ongoing relationship counselling with my wife, but no three point Earth 3.1 earthquake off the coast of Pakistan.

  • Now we don't care pot.

  • He's got more important things.

  • I see with the bank balance of 47 grand, have an income of 68,000 would have a tax rate of 24%.

  • That's not bad, all right, it's It's kind of in line with the rest of Ireland, all right, But if you made a company, you probably have to get, like, 12% tax, you know, because Ireland's really good for its corporate tax rates.

  • As everybody, as you all know, everybody knows that.

  • Monthly outflow 3227.

  • I have a network of 300 grand from the Make a tweet.

  • They love it.

  • You posted on social media, got 31 likes Fuck yeah, of course, I'm just a trendsetter.

  • What do we do?

  • It?

  • My job.

  • Let's check out the popularity of having my coworkers.

  • Oh my God, Everyone hates me.

  • I only have a good relationship with Rohan Thompson.

  • Senior translator.

  • Adam sure hates me.

  • Amy Johnson hates me.

  • Column.

  • Evan Fran, Layla, Nathan Seriozha Sophie all fucking hate me, is it?

  • Cousin?

  • My face.

  • Is it because I'm telling you there's a lot more going on just cause they've had plastic surgery all over my face?

  • And just because I've made my Penis a different shape multiple times at this point does not make me a different person.

  • All right, So what?

  • Let's let's befriend know, have a conversation with her.

  • You're trying to start a conversation with your co workers.

  • See Russia about who will be the next UFC champion.

  • She told you that she is too busy at the moment.

  • Fuck.

  • Six years?

  • No, she really hates me.

  • What?

  • What do they do?

  • Talk to her again.