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  • top of the morning to you ladies

  • and welcome to MINECRAFT

  • with jackpespes *wow sfx*

  • jack: jackspespes??

  • Felix: hold on jack, theres something right there behind you

  • Jack: Wait what?

  • Felix: Oh my god don't look behind you. Jack: Is it- Is it enderman?

  • It's Enderman!

  • KILL!

  • Jack: But wait wait wait I don't need-

  • oh.

  • Felix: Last episode, we built-

  • You may have noticed it's a little different,

  • And that's because maybe someone accidentally reset the whole map

  • And we just-

  • We're back now, it doesn't matter!

  • *pewds laugh*

  • Jack: I didn't do it!

  • I don't even have access to this world :(

  • Pewds: No one thinks you-

  • Jack: I just- I just live in it.

  • Pewds: Should we just, like go and explore a new world?

  • See like what we can ha- find?

  • Like is there village next door,

  • Is there like-

  • Jack: OHHH I WANNA KIDNAP SOME PEOPLE (gEt iN tHe bOAT)

  • I wanna raid a village

  • I wanna steal all their stuff

  • I NEED POTATOES

  • Felix: Well then we need boats

  • And pOtAtOeS

  • Jack: I'm Irish, I can't play Minecraft unless I have potatoes

  • Felix: My god- Your health Jack it's- it's deplenishing

  • You- you're losing health Jack

  • HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

  • We need to find potatoes soon

  • Jack: stop it jellin-skew freak (??)

  • (these two fight like children)

  • Felix: oh we got mushrooms, that's cool

  • Jack: And you found them on the- on the ground

  • This is dark wood, have you found these in Minecraft yet?

  • (RIP cow)

  • Jack: IM NOT THAT FAR BEHIND

  • Felix: Have you found these dArK wOOd oAk tREES, jack?

  • Jack: That's- that's epic

  • PUMPKEENS

  • Have you found pumpkins yet?

  • Yeah

  • Jack: I don't know if you found pumpkins yet

  • Felix: Yeah I found PUMPKINS

  • POMPKINS... are pretty dope

  • Dude, we can make a pumpkin farm now

  • Jack: Also people are pointing out last episode you called a chicken a sheep

  • Felix: yeah,c...I *awkard silence

  • Jack: I don't know how your brain works

  • I D O N ' T K N O W E I T H E R

  • Jack: Doesn't even work.

  • Felix: I don't think so

  • Felix: help Jack: oh no

  • We need dogs

  • Felix: Yeah let's go find dogs, bro

  • Jack: People are so excited for Sven and Sam to meet

  • Felix: Oh ma gawd

  • we can- we can find them again, in this world

  • (how many animals has pewds killed)

  • Jack: but it's not the same tho...

  • Felix: ITS THE SAME ITS EXACTLY THE SAME

  • Jack: THOSE ARE FAKE

  • We should probably just go to sleep again, I just realized

  • Jack: Aw... I'm all the way in the deep dark woods!

  • Felix: That's what you get-

  • Jack: Slenderman is going to come and eat me :(((((

  • Felix: Oh god I'm sleeping all alone TT

  • How- I can't fall asleep without my friend Jack

  • AHHHHH CREEPER (aw man)

  • DUDE GOD OUCH (poor jack)

  • I can't fall asleep without you Jack go to sleep

  • Jack: I'm trying *pained laughter*

  • Felix: I can't sleep without you Jack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Jack: Can you actually not fall asleep? Felix: Oh gawd they can see I went to creative mode to recreate what we did last episode

  • oh gawd

  • Jack: Oh no DE SECRET

  • Felix: DE SECRET IS OUT

  • delete chat

  • *wheezing laughter* Oh no

  • Wait, I keep typing

  • IS THAT YOU

  • Is that you right here?

  • Felix: *le gasp* sleep, sleep with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Jack: Did you see me?

  • Felix: Yes

  • Jack: Hi Felix: But my eyes are so tired

  • Jack: because we have a double bed, we have to say "no homo" before we go to sleep

  • Felix: no-

  • Hey it's pride week, I'll go homo, it's okay

  • YEAAAAH

  • That's what I like to hear

  • Some days you gotta go full homo for your bros

  • Felix: ok

  • Jack: Okay, I eat now because I sleep and I work up quite appetite

  • Felix: You work appetite?

  • Jack: I do

  • Hey look at you Mr. Zombie, you dying coz of fire, SUNSHINE

  • Felix: Dude that's not cool bruh

  • Jack: Sorry I'm just so excited to be playing Minecraft

  • I've never played this game before

  • *le gasp* Oh my god

  • I found two horsies (joergen #4 and #5 lol)

  • Jack: wait where?

  • Felix: What is your horse name?

  • Jack: my horse's name is Finnbarr

  • FINNBARR AND JOERGEN HAS BEEN FOUND

  • Jack: I like how you immediately already know that I've named my horse

  • Felix: Of course

  • Jack: It's a 2014 Let's Play

  • You cannot play Minecraft without naming your horse, get out of here

  • Jack: no

  • Where are they?

  • They're over here

  • Jack: Can I bunny hop in Mincraft?

  • Felix: There's one hanging in the back of *inaudible*

  • I tHiNk tHeRe'S tWO

  • TWO MORE

  • THERE'S T H R E E

  • OHH MY- AW I WANT THE ONE WITH THE YELLOW HAIR

  • Yellow? There's yellow-

  • WHAT THAT'S AWESOME YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLONDE ONE THAT'S A SWEDISH JOERGEN

  • Or we can both have one (felix is nice boi)

  • OH THE TREE

  • DE TREE

top of the morning to you ladies

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