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  • you're ready.

  • Are you ready?

  • Are you ready for the best intro day?

  • Top of body?

  • I did it, I fix it.

  • I figured it out.

  • You hear?

  • When you die, Just intensive Irish noise.

  • It's, uh yes.

  • I put this stuff together and it finally works.

  • Water known as red zone clocks in my craft.

  • I didn't know what people were talking about When they say make a redstone clock and I'm like, Like to tell time.

  • I don't know.

  • Ding ding, ding, top of morning.

  • I don't know if there's a better way of making this.

  • I really wish I could hide all of this stuff.

  • I try to put wooden slabs all down along in here and then put all the Redstone underneath tapped.

  • The Redstone wouldn't actually go in it because it causes 1/2 lap and wouldn't go in.

  • You know, whatever.

  • Welcome back, everyone to Minecraft.

  • It's big Minecraft time.

  • Oh, guys today.

  • Oh, it's only big brains allowed in this episode.

  • This is legitimately going to be awesome because I have some big plans.

  • Big plans for you guys.

  • I know that you have a little short tail and your whimpering because you were all her tea and sad.

  • And the hell is that shit?

  • Good Shook!

  • Shook.

  • What did you do?

  • Oh, I see his egg is He is a invader.

  • He tried to get into my castle.

  • Wait!

  • Is that truck Oh, God, It's raining.

  • It's raining.

  • He knew.

  • Took the God of Weather Demon.

  • He did this.

  • He made it rain on me.

  • Oh, man.

  • Joke?

  • How did you get into my castle?

  • No, Chuck's over here.

  • That's not Chuck.

  • What, do you do it?

  • How did you do this?

  • Oh, sheltering yourself from your own rain, huh?

  • I see what you're doing.

  • I see what?

  • You're up The truck.

  • You want to see this?

  • Come down here.

  • Down here!

  • Trash eggs here in London.

  • Oh, my God!

  • There's another Chuck out there.

  • There's another chicken on the water!

  • The invaders are coming!

  • They're going to try to get into my castle.

  • They're gonna try to destroy me.

  • This'll is legitimately terrifying.

  • The chucks air taking over to take chickens.

  • You're gonna come and destroy me, Okay?

  • How is my ex God that scared me.

  • That's my ex.

  • Be firm doing.

  • You got a lot.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Yeah, I kind of just been leaving this running in the background.

  • I've come in and I've done Did a bunch of stuff in the potato will show you guys in the sport.

  • I wanna show you, lads.

  • Now we're even upto.

  • All right?

  • Is everybody doing good?

  • Every doing.

  • Well, don't melt my ice palace.

  • I don't even have another polar bear for this yet.

  • I really should get on that shit.

  • Okay, so I hold it out, the whole inside of this.

  • I want to do a cool door on this.

  • Kind of like the one I have for Shawn's buyer.

  • But me being big, small brain, uh, don't want to do it yet, so I have this whole area, all right?

  • I don't know what you're thinking, Jack.

  • That looks like a freak chamber.

  • And you'd be right, but not for humans.

  • Uh, this is gonna be a freak chamber for dogs, because my plan is to create an army of dogs.

  • I'm gonna have nothing but dogs in my army.

  • They're all going to sit down in here.

  • We need to build a throne for Sam so you can overlook everybody.

  • And then when it comes time to fight the weather.

  • We're going to use our dogs to fight back.

  • See, big brain dogs are all going to raise up.

  • Probably die very quickly, but they're strong.

  • So as soon as the weather attacks and drove like they're gonna fight back Killer Also this.

  • So this is something that I created.

  • You'll see Ricos in a second, but word way.

  • See, I know what to do this now because I built an unlimited next firm in Minecraft.

  • It comes down here.

  • Oh, God.

  • Where is it going?

  • What's this area?

  • Oh, yeah, baby.

  • New and improved Irish room.

  • Then you and improve pot of gold room.

  • I extended it.

  • I made it bigger.

  • I made this whole buyer bigger.

  • Very.

  • Coach, I put in these, like big Lounge E chair.

  • See this one right here So people can sit down there double tables and stuff.

  • It's pretty epic.

  • If I do say so myself, I e forgot to pack my brewing stand that I think is up in a chest upstairs somewhere.

  • Um yes, can down.

  • So what I want people to do is I wanted to make the this chamber bigger because this is gonna be our sex dungeon.

  • This is They're going to come in here and they're gonna after they have sex.

  • You're gonna ding ding date.

  • This is the the Irish Room, the sport potato room.

  • So they're gonna come down in here.

  • I don't know how to get them out yet.

  • I don't know how this is actually gonna work.

  • I'm gonna have to train, figure this out, maybe put a detector rail, put a door that will go past as I go through Kind of a trap door.

  • I don't know.

  • And then they come in here because I need to get rid of the my cart like, and then they'll have to walk out of here.

  • And then I just throw potatoes at him and that yet throw potatoes at them, and then they're all gonna make babies.

  • That's what beds in here as well.

  • But because I made the room bigger, I was like, Oh, perfect.

  • There's, like, four squares per colors, like art, symmetrical.

  • Now and then I realized that I couldn't put my pot of gold directly in the center.

  • So now it's over here, directly in the center.

  • No, it looks weird because the flag goes that way.

  • instead of instead of this way, whatever.

  • It's the Irish corners.

  • You don't know me.

  • Stop judging.

  • When you get back in the main character, you flick this flick this There we go.

  • Hot birds up on their own.

  • I need to put some torches down their way also have, like, a lava area that they could look at it on the way down.

  • Because, let's face it.

  • Wants to go into the sex dungeon.

  • They're not getting back out.

  • No, no.

  • Cool.

  • Awesome.

  • All right, so that's all set up.

  • Ready to go.

  • I decided I would do that off camera.

  • Because let's face it, you guys don't need to see all of that, okay?

  • What?

  • You guys just need to see the machinations of my insanity.

  • This is where it really kicks off.

  • This is where my crafts about to get.

  • Really good.

  • Hi.

  • How are you?

  • I need to put torches down in here because I don't want stuff spawning in these areas.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Make it stop.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Okay?

  • I mean, I'm not just make it stop raining for once.

  • Took.

  • All right, Let's go, Doggies.

  • It's time to go.

  • I don't trust this chicken.

  • What do you want for me?

  • What do you want from me?

  • I don't have any of the answers.

  • Are you tryingto okay?

  • Wait, I'll take your first joke.

  • Took a day.

  • Our area?

  • Hopefully, he'll see this two.

  • Whoa.

  • I have some throwing me.

  • We'll never know if that turned into a chicken or not.