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  • Mark a Plier is one of the best people I know.

  • He's a loving, caring friend.

  • Reminds me of the time when we were out on the mountains back her key, he said.

  • What?

  • That man doesn't know the first thing about even wearing clothes.

  • He only learned how to spell a few years ago.

  • Well started to learn.

  • Mark a player is a he said.

  • That I don't know anything about wearing clothes.

  • Didn't do a nude calendar.

  • Lange's pleaser is just jealous because I am the face off cloak.

  • I make the clothes look good.

  • I mean, Carrie blame, too tired to come in second place when there's only two people in the company, but he will never know what it's like to have a full face.

  • So facial hair.

  • Are you really going to listen to a guy who dropped out of college and started a YouTube channel playing games where all he does is scream and swear and yell at them all day?

  • No, of course not.

  • You have standards.

  • Did you guys know if you rearrange the letters in Mark a player it spells douchebag?

  • What?

  • Just let me be the face on the fashion side of cloak.

  • Okay, you go back to being the crying babies.

  • Look, this cat doesn't even know you, and even he hates you.

  • Mangle pile are things that people who can't spell are not good enough for coke, huh?

  • Pretentious.

  • But me jacks up the guy here I am at the Jacks up the guy variety channel.

  • I think that you could be whatever you want to do.

  • So don't forget to go to cloak bratton dot com where you can get the entire new stunning collection of tie dye.

  • And don't forget, check out.

  • You can use the discount code.

  • Mark sucks for 0% off on all products.

  • Don't forget that's marked with a C cloak piece by piece.

  • This means war.

  • Hold a joint.

  • Khan still in your hand.

  • Impress anybody.

  • I haven't even started.

  • And the game is already telling me to hold on.

  • L all right, this goes in the strap.

  • Sweet Jesus.

  • This is harder than actually working out.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Weird.

  • Okay, well oh, there's my leg.

  • Jesus.

  • So welcome to ring fit adventure.

  • It's an exercise game for the switch on dhe.

  • I'm not in the best shape anymore, okay?

  • I used to be in terrific shape.

  • I used to go to the gym all the time.

  • Everything.

  • Slade.

  • Just a lot.

  • So Nintendo are gonna get me fit.

  • Gonna be sexy.

  • Oh, no.

  • You're not ready for this Nintendo.

  • I have a lot of hidden strength.

  • I'm gonna break this game also.

  • I'm wearing my beautiful cloak Tight.

  • I cropped up.

  • Okay.

  • I'm glad I have this.

  • Go to co brand dot com to get yours.

  • It's beautiful.

  • It's exactly for this kind of also recording my heart rate.

  • So you're going to see me struggle very heavily playing this game of Ira.

  • It's already 127 doing my intro on recording videos In general, it takes a lot out of me.

  • Okay.

  • Price in and start tip will demonstrate what it means.

  • Have proper posture.

  • Don't become descending.

  • No tip.

  • I'm a gamer.

  • Gamers don't have posture.

  • Gamers have problems.

  • We don't feel any of them.

  • Let's go with intent.

  • I don't go extreme.

  • You're gonna kill me if I do that.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Strange.

  • 100.

  • This thing it's called Wobble all over the place.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, uh, told you guys that was strong.

  • My fucking base.

  • Okay, level one tri.

  • Ox is radiating a purple or like this.

  • Don't you remember?

  • I don't care.

  • I'm here to get swole.

  • I don't care about your problems.

  • I'm here to burn calories, get sweaty and get fit.

  • I want my ass back in shape.

  • Give it to me Hill yet.

  • Come on.

  • I'm ready.

  • I'm ready.

  • 10 and 2 10 And to reach the gold, I can.

  • Oh, that's me.

  • Oh, so sexy.

  • All right.

  • Okay, go.

  • My hair's on fire.

  • It doesn't seem good.

  • Can I go faster There along this Can.

  • I'm doing it.

  • I'm exercising.

  • I'm a gamer at the same time.

  • Me?

  • You could what?

  • Were once like this, Remember?

  • Okay.

  • Where we heading?

  • Right here.

  • Look, I'm running.

  • I'm faster than anybody in the whole world.

  • This is getting in the air.

  • Blast off, right?

  • Oh, hell, yeah, That's good.

  • That's gonna work up my four.

  • Nice guys.

  • I'm fucked already.

  • This is gay.

  • Me Open says may Cool it, man.

  • Try pointing me downward and pressing it.

  • Okay.

  • Here we go.

  • Go again.

  • Go again.

  • Yeah.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • We're going to go, everybody.

  • You've never seen a game like this?

  • before.

  • Easier to climb it.

  • Raise your knees of higher.

  • Oh, yes.

  • High knees.

  • Heidi's Burn 100 million calories playing this game.

  • That's good, though.

  • I raised have shoes on, though.

  • It's fine for me to be playing this game with no platforms under me.

  • Just a hard ground in my feet.

  • That's by four.

  • Can I jump?

  • Oh, my legs are broken.

  • I should get shoes.

  • I need to have my glasses on or something.

  • Holding everything up.

  • Oh, take that.

  • Louis, He mansion.

  • Thank you.

  • Time to run.

  • I want a Pokemon game like this where I actually have to run around and captured the coconut.

  • Here you go.

  • Don't Don't burn out just yet, though.

  • Keep some for later.

  • You did it by air.

  • Exercise into experience.

  • Points.

  • Thank you.

  • Victory pose.

  • How many calories?

  • I burn my watch.

  • I looked at it.

  • Okay, charge your squad power, but don't overextend yourself.

  • I got my legs, my braces.

  • You.

  • Thank you very much.

  • I am exhausted.

  • His way buffer than I'll ever be.

  • That's unfair.

  • This is bad body standards.

  • I'm feeling very ashamed right now.

  • Just cause I had Taco Bell earlier does me through this by face.

  • Try and make me feel better.

  • Lightly covered the eye are motion camera with the pad of your right thumb.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Does this thing actually measure my heart rate?

  • Okay.

  • My heart rate monitor says 103 Let's see if this is accurate.

  • I'm not doing anything.

  • 1 16 1 17 on 16.

  • What is this gonna say?

  • Forget it.

  • What?

  • Change this.

  • Christ, You can't be doing that for me.

  • All right?

  • Now, my heart rate's going to Spike.

  • Actually, my heart rate went out.

  • What was we heard?

  • Rain.

  • I want to know.

  • Okay, next level, baby.

  • Next level.

  • I'm ready to unleash my power.

  • Hey.

  • Okay, Good, good, good, good.

  • See, this is how you get gamers off the couch.

  • This is how you get gamers to really care.

  • You give them sick video games.

  • Etown pressing in.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I can jump with the power of 1000 men.

  • There was too much.

  • Okay, I'm too good at this.

  • Okay, Faster, faster.

  • I know I could be hitting things, but I don't care.

  • I just care about speed.

  • I care about being the most accurate gamer.

  • Whoa!

  • God!

  • Purpose they're coming out.

  • I'm a mess.

  • What do you do?

  • My dad?

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • I knew these guys would show up.

  • You didn't warn me.

  • Head of you know, you spit skills to strike a secret skill is the different exercise.

  • Got it?

  • It's like the Fitz.

  • Get on.

  • Press in?

  • Yeah, Thank you.

  • Squats overhead.

  • Press needs a chest share.

  • Pose.

  • Okay, let's do some squats.

  • Wait, I got I got good quads.

  • All right?

  • Okay.

  • Let's go Way.

  • Go.

  • Yeah, It didn't work out your toes.

  • Nice.

  • Your lower back.

  • Just bits.

  • Left him with a squat Come a six sculpted glorious golden ass Ain't shit.

  • I'm going to do 500,000 squats Whoa!

  • Yeah, Mama, I feel the power of my ass And the power of these blues Oh, gamers know how to do it.

  • Nice.

  • That's the power of my superior ass muscles kicking the crap out of you.

  • Think of the face.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Now this is good.

  • This is one of Lord of Mercy.

  • Hope may Well, give me power.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Do it.

  • Have guard pressuring and cry.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, I got it.

  • I got strong abs.

  • I'm doing it.

  • What keeps squeezing?

  • What?

  • You gotta look at the size of these abs.

  • My abs could block a nuclear bomb.

  • Guys, I'm starting to feel like an actual working.

  • I want to get in sick shape.

  • This is where it starts.

  • Say gamers, get bread for all this cable wants to do is good.

  • Not even fighting back.

  • Little bitch.

  • What you got?

  • I got overhead presses and squats.

  • I'm blood rushing to my head.

  • About 170 bpm.

  • Good Christ.

  • I'm a little out of shape.

  • I need to go back to the gym floor.

  • Who?

  • That's the power of my buys and tries, baby.

  • Good.

  • Yeah.

  • Five Money's.

  • I see.

  • If I went to the gym in real life and they were offering me money for finishing my sets, I would be a very, very averagely, wealthy person.

  • Level two kings.

  • I really think it was my abs that did it.

  • They really, really felt like they popped off there for a second grade.

  • Back to running.

  • I love that for May.

  • I love that.

  • This is happening for me.

  • Good things are happening in my personal on my game of life.

  • This is good I'm running fast.

  • Do you think I am Sonic the Hedgehog?

  • As opposed to Sonic the narrow wall?

  • If this was real life, I'd be dead.

  • I would have fallen off that I would have died.

  • I asked his high knees.

  • High knees?

  • Yeah.

  • Military squats.

  • Oh, God, another back.

  • You just have to get another glass.

  • We're not doing fucking squats again to needs a chest.

  • It's a chair.

  • Post chair pose is just like a slow squat.

  • I actually just got terrible.

  • Oh, shut up.

  • Your knees and toes should be parallel and pointing for Okay.

  • Whoa.

  • There you go.

  • Here, you hold this pose.

  • We're home and four speed with the example.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Fuck.

  • Hey, suck because I mean, gain at my own pace.

  • Thank you.

  • I'm okay.

  • Say a fucking pop.

  • This is not nothing.

  • Okay?

  • I could hold off the entire Mongolian empire back in Imperial times with these acts.

  • That's not true.

  • There was a lot of them.

  • Okay, needs a chest.

  • I could just sit on the floor for this one.

  • You're not even going to see me?

  • I'm here.

  • Okay.

  • Can you see the high Gabor's?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Well done.

  • After my real house, baby abs, where I excel.

  • Okay, You're getting the full force of an Irishman's beefcake.

  • How does it feel?

  • Not so good.

  • It seems hell yet.

  • Child's play child may look in my heart rate, not even fades.

  • The commentary has taken more out of me.

  • I'm ready.

  • I'm going to be the ultimate gamer.

  • Nintendo.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Give it to me.

  • Oh, day.

  • Oh, Dang feels great body so good to be a pimp.

  • You guys see that, Ab?

  • Guardo, Did you see it?

  • Thank God that I have my coke friends tight a crop top for it so it could show off me.

  • Amazing figure.

  • Okay, not my old.

  • That wasn't thinking.

  • Run.

  • Thank you.

  • Drop your hips, Trump.

  • My I'm sorry.

  • Okay, let's check my bulls thing.

  • He says I might.

  • 1 50 Let's see what this is.

  • 1 57 It's actually accurate.

  • Or more or less accurate.

  • This sure was a workout.

  • Make sure to take a break and drink plenty of water to feed.

  • Drag.

  • Oh, Okay.

  • Well, I'm coming for you, pal.

  • I've got my abs check.

  • I'm ready to kick some serious dragon ass right now.

  • Who feeling.

  • Feel it.

  • Feel the burn down the bar.

  • No pain.

  • Okay, Just a little more.

  • I fucking know.

  • Mr.

  • Ring, You shut up.

  • I can feel it in my suite.

  • Tenders, you're going down, buddy, You're going down.

  • There's a gay.

  • We're in the arena right now.

  • There's gamer in the arena and he's he's ready to pass out.

  • Have our say.

  • Is he doing push ups?

  • Thank God he's so sexy and attractive.

  • Are you shitting?

  • Yeah, I I could do that too.

  • I'm just tired.

  • Oh, my God.

  • How am I supposed to defeat this specimen?

  • Okay, let's let Okay, let's do some squats.

  • We'll get the squats down.

  • Get him out of the way.

  • Let's go do your least favorite exercise.

  • First their bitch slapped in the center and take it.

  • Ring ring.

  • He has a lot of health.

  • Better.

  • He probably has more health.

  • And I have squats in May.

  • I'm just saying eat the underst right off my feet.

  • They taste like cheese.

  • I have watched in Washington 14 weeks.

  • The controller vibrates on my leg every time I squat out of fielding.

  • Real nice car three.

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • Good state fucking pass out there.

  • 00 Did you feel it in your stomach?

  • I feel it in my nice I've been where I felt that one.

  • I think I felt new Muslims for that one.

  • That's been my record home, right?

  • Right now we're 1 76 Is a gun higher than that?

  • Okay.

  • Ring.

  • I might have lied.

  • I wasin hydrated.

  • I didn't drink water.

  • I'm a liar.

  • I'm a bad gamer.

  • Fuck, yeah, He said, Dad, I'm better than you.

  • Okay?

  • I'm sorry that you guys can't really see what's going on, but just assume that peak physical condition is happening.

  • I feel very proud of this.

  • Never let your feet drop Sometimes that your feet drop ring is like the best.

  • A white man with the shittiest motivator.

  • Superspeed.

  • No.

  • Come on.

  • Yeah, I can feel it.

  • I'm a gamer in peak physical condition.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • My best move.

  • My power move.

  • Trying to ditch.

  • See this one?

  • Drago, We called a chair pose.

  • That means bad news for you, buddy.

  • Really wish my guy in the side would do this faster.

  • Yes, I got it.

  • Okay.

  • It's gonna be the last one.

  • I can feel it thing is gonna be it.

  • This one has a mega damage.

  • 15?

  • Yes.

  • You're going down Drag.

  • Oh, what are all those muscles for, anyway?

  • Nothing.

  • They're just for show.

  • I have the real strength inside me since the beginning.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Team effort you made.

  • Thank you.

  • I've got 100 money for that.

  • I would love to go to the gym.

  • I do that and then have somebody coming to go.

  • Like, here's £100 like Thank you.

  • I'm gonna go spend it all in KFC.

  • It's time for my victory post.

  • Feel it.

  • Deep release.

  • Let it out.

  • Thank you, Ring.

  • Thank you.

  • Quit here for the day and cooler.

  • You know, I'm the game Told me to the game Told me that I should quit and cool that it's not because I'm tired.

  • It's not cause I've had enough of this because the game told me to it because I'm so good at it.

  • The game is telling me to slow down.

  • Russell Gonna paso.

  • Thank you for joining me on this glorious adventure today.

  • This is probably the most have ever sweated for a video for you guys.

  • The blood, sweat and tears Israel.

  • You're gonna have to give me, like, in this video for the money effort I went through for you.

  • Also, when the haters when the haters come around, just don't forget to have guards.

  • Okay?

  • They discovered strange slap your ABG.

  • I can't get through it Impenetrable.

  • But I hope you enjoyed watching this.

  • It was actually really fun on that Legitimately is a decent work out.

  • If you don't do much working out at all, that is really good.

  • And you get to look at something and play along with the game at the same time.

  • So fantastic idea prices, Not more stuff like this out for the switch right now.

  • Also, don't forget to subscribe to the child has often videos every single day.

  • And don't forget to kowtow to co brand dot com to try and get some of your old very sweet sexy Say thanks too tight.

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