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  • Thank you.

  • Say, Yeah, Well, I guess I Oh, I can't wait.

  • I mean, I think, Jack, which cedar you want on the wait.

  • Look over here.

  • Oh, God.

  • I think I'm behind you.

  • Where am I?

  • I I've been a different seat.

  • I'm on the right hand side.

  • Are you on Vince's glass?

  • No, I can't afford business.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • This works perfectly.

  • Everyone.

  • Hey, you would later here, shake hands.

  • That's not a head.

  • I only have one hand.

  • Do you have one hand now?

  • I have two hands.

  • Gamer.

  • Oh, God.

  • I click the thing and out.

  • Oh, there we go.

  • I keep being a both my character now.

  • Shop, shop.

  • How did you get acts like he Oh, I'm jam all over my screen.

  • Know what's this structure?

  • Who it work.

  • I shop shop for real.

  • You're sure this microgravity look good?

  • You are my shop show.

  • Okay, Watch this.

  • Jump jump, man.

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  • Some shop.

  • Oh God.

  • Like hey, hey!

  • Maybe you hit May I tried to hit the train.

  • Ah, he looks dirty.

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  • Screw you.

  • Environment out!

  • Out!

  • Oh, you killed me with three fellow way.

  • Oh, God!

  • Day survived zero.

  • Wait, where's my axe?

  • While you're so strong how you do, I don't know.

  • Well, hell, yeah.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • You are lighted up.

  • Light it up.

  • Light it up.

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  • Oh, yeah.

  • That's a fat blood, dude.

  • Uh, I don't remember how you play this.

  • I I Oh, there we go.

  • I find my stuff again.

  • Yes.

  • I don't think we're gonna end up.

  • Oh, playing this seriously open.

  • What makes you say that?

  • You like this Minecraft?

  • Yeah.

  • How about this?

  • Not my weight.

  • Can you chop super fuss?

  • Right on your butt, Bob, Wait.

  • Come here.

  • Come here.

  • Your head.

  • Okay.

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  • Oh, there you go.

  • You're stinky brain.

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  • Oh, yeah.

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  • We should turn the forest into deforrest I e ouchy Dutchy.

  • Oh, I killed May.

  • Okay, I'm back.

  • Hello?

  • Hey, Diddle ee yow!

  • Let it the o.

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  • How do I survive?

  • How do I not die anymore?

  • Can we cook anything?

  • We don't have anything.

  • I cooked rock.

  • Yeah, Let's go, Spider.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I'm starting to understand that.

  • Controls pretty cool.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I just destroyed our campfire.

  • Whatever.

  • It's cool, huh?

  • I can sprint.

  • Sprint E huh?

  • Bye, Aimer No, wait.

  • Are you just just You have to put your hands, like straight, so you run faster through the wind.

  • It doesn't want a whole left click in.

  • Hey, Books.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, buddy.

  • Killing.

  • Come here, bunny.

  • The too fast.

  • They figured it out was a dear, dear, to your left.

  • Get him Where?

  • Two days, Bambi.

  • Let's kill Bambi.

  • Wait.

  • Sneaky sneaky.

  • Don't Don't make a smell to make any smell.

  • Okay?

  • Wait, wait.

  • Oh, so it's cause I make smoking, okay?

  • Don't make Jason.

  • Jack, what's wrong with you?

  • I don't know.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I don't like this game another day or get it to you.

  • Right.

  • Sprint game.

  • Hey, you wanna kiss?

  • I got a picture of me back a way.

  • Dropped this.

  • Finally.

  • I have leg.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • This is also I, uh look, hello?

  • Let me let me get we're gamers.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • We got insulted.

  • Why?

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  • Coward, Coward.

  • Where to go?

  • Running ho.

  • Look at you.

  • Can't even afford clothes.

  • Can't even afford clothes for way.

  • Have three legs.

  • What's wrong with you?

  • Yeah, he's running away.

  • You're not gonna get him Oh, God.

  • Oh, Friends.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Take this.

  • Take it.

  • Sorry, Sana.

  • Money.

  • Get the bar.

  • What will The bird as he was sliding away.

  • Whatever kiss what?

  • Oh, no, that's so gross.

  • Hello.

  • I just chopped tree.

  • Okay.

  • I think my character might be dying, or you could look at your watch to see Well, I'm starving.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's so dark.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Don't get burned by it.

  • Now.

  • We could Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, there you go.

  • There.

  • I'm cooking meat.

  • You want toes, boy?

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  • I used my lighter.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • I use my lighter to destroy the lighter.

  • Who?

  • Oh, is that good?

  • Oh, my Oh, I'm full.

  • Hey, Good.

  • You like way?

  • Oh, it worked.

  • Thanks, Gamer have strong lungs.

  • Hey, who didn't do?

  • Hey, who didn't do Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Hello?

  • Hey, is awesome.

  • Oh, I'm gonna do loser.

  • I'm a little plate build shelter right here.

  • There you go.

  • You build.

  • Damn, You're good at that.

  • I'm so good.

  • Gamer.

  • It's him.

  • Put them in your bed.

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • I need that.

  • Oh, no.

  • I broke the show.

  • What did you do?

  • Oh, okay.

  • I build Okay, I'll go and find my okay.

  • Just like you're the human torch.

  • Now you can find your way epic.

  • It's done.

  • Save, huh?

  • Used the sticks to make a stick house you can save and then wait.

  • Can I say hey, can you actually sleep?

  • We're just saying I'm saving.

  • Oh, rest is the other one.

  • Ah, there we go.

  • Oh, Red too.

  • In.

  • You were sleeping?

  • Yeah.

  • Stay much even.

  • Look.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, We can only use it twice, and then it destroys you.

  • What about me?

  • This is so pretty.

  • I think there's water over here.

  • I think you might be dehydrated, so we need water now.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, Ocean.

  • Wow.

  • Less than is a stinky 00 God.

  • Bye.

  • How's that working out for you?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Are you ready to watch me flip?

  • Are you ready?

  • Up.

  • Up.

  • You watching?

  • Do the flip.

  • Oh, 00 I could see you underwater.

  • Hello?

  • If you crouch down, you can see under the water.

  • There you go.

  • There you go.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Are you doing to me under the water.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I'm okay.

  • You got to do the motion, though.

  • Oh, look, at us Intrepid explorers.

  • There's a beach guy in three.

  • It's Idris Ill.

  • Let's go.

  • Hope All right.

  • Okay.

  • I seem so funny.

  • Let me go.

  • You're actually really?

  • Yeah, because I'm doing the motion.

  • You are dying of thirst.

  • Oh, I think I'm ive drowned.

  • It's here.

  • Am I?

  • Am I drowning?

  • Ah, you're doing something.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You're drunk.

  • You're just floating.

  • But by night Come on, man.

  • Are you back?

  • Are you back at the all your back of the plane?

  • I'm dying.

  • No, shark.

  • Bite me.

  • Please don't bite.

  • My feet.

  • Terrifying.

  • And beer.

  • Oh, I drowned.

  • I dropped right next to the boat.

  • Oh, on not Jack.

  • Okay, come on.

  • The boat in about, uh, there's a head.

  • There's a carton of milk.

  • Oh, a soda.

  • Can I'm a drink it way.

  • You're a person.

  • Who are you?

  • Who are you with this?

  • Who are you?

  • You're a different person.

  • What?

  • This is so Whoa.

  • I remember that.

  • Used to be a glitch where you could, like, make them fly.

  • Oh, yeah, You would stand on top of it and then try and hold it or something like that.

  • Yeah.

  • Hello at all.

  • Oh, starfish Can I pick him up?

  • Who?

  • I got the rock I beat.

  • Oh, no.

  • Who died?

  • Jimmy?

  • Jimmy died.

  • You mean Jimmy?

  • Mr B's on Jimmy Neutron.

  • Oh, Jimmy Neutron.

  • Look, here's a sodium.

  • This was his boat.

  • Wait, is that that boat?

  • Is that one?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • There's a tent because attention supplies.

  • Oh, there's a pot.

  • We could make a pot.

  • We can use the patio to make the pot.

  • Yep.

  • He's a pot to make food.

  • Oh, there's a single.

  • Hit him.

  • Come here.

  • See?

  • Go, Felix, Say a lot about your friend.

  • It's me.

  • I nice to meet your Seigo up.

  • Swing harder.

  • Make no kiss slowly e but I don't know if I'm ready.

  • Uh, Patricia, please, you don't understand.

  • I swear it was only one time you read the mood every time.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Two grown ass man.

  • We're basically playing with dolls at this point.

  • Tightness of all time.

  • This bell.

  • Okay.

  • Ready, huh?

  • But wow.

  • Oh, God, this is horrible.

  • This is so scary.

  • I want to go there.

  • Okay.

  • There's a bed and also maybe rope that we missed.

  • I can't see anything.

  • There's sharks in the water.

  • Don't go under than you'll see them.

  • E Wanna go faster?

  • I want to go faster.

  • Oh, yeah, This rope over here.

  • Oh, epic, Let's do this.

  • Are you got at night?

  • You got the rope?

  • What I did upon the thing upon top up on the deck that we don't think Yeah, whatever.

  • Cool?

  • Yes.

  • Stone Axe, baby.

  • All right, Jack.

  • Hello.

  • My name is Jack.

  • This is perfect.

  • D'oh!

  • Felix way!

  • Get Ever let go Every night in my dreams I see you appeal you.

  • I'm cold.

  • Oh, I'm freezing me.

  • Yeah, I mean, we need to make a fire or where we freezing Homer indoors.

  • Look, it's fine.

  • I know, I know.

  • Freeze!

  • I got this.

  • If you set yourself on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Felix!

  • Felix, A long time ago, there lived a man all alone.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, just sleep.

  • You, uh, rejuvenation to be sleep.

  • It's daytime.

  • We freaking top off.

  • Morning, you There's a plane.

  • It is a crane above us.

  • Where?

  • Yeah, Yeah, Way.

  • Should have wrote shop shop in the sand.

  • We should've shut up.

  • They would have saved.

  • Okay, bye.

  • I hope you have a nice vacation.

  • Okay, I'm gonna put down a log cabin thing.

  • Are you ready?

  • Yeah.

  • I don't think you're crazy.

  • Money didn't need.

  • All right way Need 82 is just 80 more deck.

  • It's okay if you just chop the trees.

  • Or if you just chop the trees in the direction of the log cabin, they'll fall that way.

  • That's not how that works There.

  • Shut up, junkie.

  • 00000!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God!

  • I'm right here.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, you're deaf Sector.

  • I love to think that that's how sharks he's a panic Scherick guy won't want Ah!

  • Uh huh.

  • D'oh Surprises me, huh?

  • Hey!

  • Hi, Steve.

  • Jack?

  • Yeah?

  • Are you in the game?

  • Can you hear me?

  • Yeah.

  • Uh, I did bad.

  • What did you do?

  • You dying?

  • What?

  • They're very badly.

  • Oh, God, I'm gonna die as well.

  • Um yeah.

  • I don't know.

  • I don't Oh, I have.

  • Oh, the old part.

  • They will probably have his used to boil water.

  • Can I just go in the ocean and steal this depression?

  • Depression with the we could boil me.

  • OK, I wish you could drop it and just give it to you because you know where it is.

  • Oh, over here.

  • Can I?

  • This doesn't work.

  • This doesn't do anything.

  • Oh, wait, wait.

  • Use what?

  • Like I nothing.

  • Nothing works.

  • Uh, we're both dead.

  • Um, great.

  • There's there's a I'm drinking.

  • Wait, how are you kidding me?

  • I stood at the edge and looked at it in like a lips icon showed up.

  • I had to, like, look at a certain angle.

  • Oh, I see it.

  • Every 30 So, dummy dome, You're dying of hunger.

  • The way I found my backpack, you could just eat chocolate bars.

  • Epic and find out.

  • Oh, no!

  • Conferences.

  • Stop!

  • Resist.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, no.

  • Game is scary.

  • I haven't been spooked yet.

  • Okay, I made a water collector.

  • It's not great, and it's probably gonna give us an infection, but I like those.

  • At least we'll be full episode Doesn't end until everyone likes this video.

  • This video.

  • Never gonna Everyone Everyone I want to see an equal amount of likes on views right now.

  • Who logs led?

  • Yes, this That's awesome.

  • Look at all these logs.

  • Um, Coming, Jack, I'm coming home right away.

  • Let's go!

  • All right.

  • Did it also, You haven't.

  • Wait, Did you ruin that?

  • Did you do something to this?

  • I don't know.

  • It just 360 I didn't do it.

  • It's upside down now.

  • I can't actually grab.

  • Uh, that's my boy.

  • So strong.

  • You're looking, Dad.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Keep pushing.

  • Oh, no.

  • The food turned into bones, huh?

  • God damn it!

  • What did you D'oh!

  • Huh?

  • Did you hit it with your axe?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • You go out into the ocean, I'll build you a, uh, raft so you could never come back.

  • He did it.

  • What happened to all of them, man?

  • I barely touched.

  • They were so close.

  • Another all gun.

  • Here we go.

  • It's gonna happen.

  • Take two.

  • Yeah.

  • See?

  • Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Save game.

  • Awesome.

  • I e Welcome to my house.

  • Like it?

  • Come on in.

  • Just don't swing your ax indoors.

  • Hey, hey.

  • Sleepy time.

  • Exact.

  • Same time.

  • Okay, well, we made a base.

  • We killed some sharks.

  • We sauce himself.

  • Onda.

  • We didn't kill each other that much.

  • We didn't kill each other.

  • I see.

  • This is an absolute win.

Thank you.

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