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  • They asked me if she can make a long Furby.

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  • I hate it.

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  • I hate luck for every there it is.

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  • Nobody.

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  • I knew it!

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  • I don't like guacamole.

  • I don't like avocado.

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  • I don't care.

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  • Now.

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  • Enjoy your testicle sauce.

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  • My rating is 4.73.

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  • Minecraft.

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  • The knife is made of milk.

  • The channel name is, uh, key.

  • Wami, Japan.

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  • It's really good.

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  • William Gausman.

  • Why do you have to make me hate everything?

  • I take it back.

  • Don't do the Furby.

  • The world is not ready for it.

  • Thanks.

  • I hate myself.

  • Egg.

  • One of the most popular forms of child to eat.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Another thing you will never have me eating.

  • You will never have me eating green mashed potato.

  • You'll never have even guac and you will never have me eating Egg Eggers growth.

  • It stinks.

  • It smells like crime.

  • I don't care that it's a great source of protein.

  • I don't care about anything regarding to it.

  • It's disgusting.

  • And I'm gonna go ahead and say to milk It's gross too.

  • You're sucking on titty juice.

  • This is you.

  • This is your drinking milk?

  • No, I'm not a vegan.

  • I just think it's repulsive.

  • Thanks.

  • I hate spiders even more now.

  • A zombie spider.

  • Spider covering fungus.

  • Hat boat.

  • God, I can't take spiders.

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm moving on.

  • I don't care what it's about.

  • Uh, he's a great I think that's enough of a hating things for one day.

  • I a lot of fun.

  • Ah, checking this some read it out.

  • Ah, if you enjoyed smash like, if you like my vest, you can buy my vest by my vest by my best Fucking that market.

  • Thank you, guys.

  • And I see him or bye bye.

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