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  • Oh Jesus!

  • Oh, my body!

  • Jason's Jack.

  • What's wrong with I don't know.

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  • Guys loading are you might say, Who are you?

  • Are you there, Jack?

  • No, I you yet?

  • I'm joining you.

  • I'm loading.

  • Jack, is that you?

  • Well, I guess I owe you.

  • Wait, I think.

  • Jack, Which cedar you want on the plane?

  • Oh, wait.

  • Look over here.

  • Oh, God.

  • I think I'm behind you.

  • Where am I?

  • I've been a different seat.

  • About the right hand side.

  • Are You're in business class?

  • No, I can't afford business.

  • God, I am like, Okay, I see you lying on the ground, But I'm standing a both my character.

  • Who am I?

  • Yeah, I'm telling you.

  • Okay.

  • Wait here I am, OK?

  • I mean, I'm not behind your gamer.

  • Hey, you're later here.

  • Well, sorry.

  • That's book.

  • That's right.

  • Okay, so, uh, what's up?

  • My game?

  • How did you get X?

  • Take a chip shop?

  • Hey, hurt.

  • Oh, what's wrong with you?

  • I'm Jamel over my screen.

  • No, I shop shop.

  • The real your shop.

  • This micro gravity looks so good.

  • Ship, shop, shop, shop.

  • Okay, watch this jump ship, man.

  • Okay, some show up.

  • Oh, God.

  • I was scared, like Mae did you hit me?

  • You hit.

  • May I like?

  • Ah, screw you.

  • Environment out.

  • Out!

  • Oh, you killed May wake up.

  • Oh, God, they survive!

  • Zero Ah, this is so sad.

  • Jump shot tonight.

  • I might just add forever.

  • Then I got I got the log.

  • Don't worry, gamer.

  • Wait.

  • Where's my ex?

  • While you're so strong how you do?

  • I don't know.

  • Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Light it up.

  • Smoke it.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, yeah, that's a fat blood.

  • I don't remember how you play this.

  • I don't think we're going to play this seriously.

  • I chopped other tree.

  • Who you like Minecraft.

  • Yeah, How about this notch?

  • But you can't do this in Minecraft.

  • Wait, can you chop super fuss?

  • Oh, right.

  • Your book ball.

  • That freakin earthy smirk.

  • You come here.

  • Come here.

  • Your head.

  • Okay.

  • Your head.

  • Okay.

  • Help be happy.

  • There you go.

  • You're stinky brain.

  • Okay?

  • Don't ever you just annihilated that, okay?

  • Yes.

  • Here you are.

  • My log.

  • Right.

  • Let me get let me light it.

  • I'ma hit you with the lock.

  • Hey, we should turn the forest into DeForest Oh, I catch him.

  • I can't out Cheese gnocchi.

  • I kill May push ups over there.

  • Can you save me?

  • I'll save me.

  • Don't hit me.

  • How do you save me?

  • Can I?

  • Oh, no.

  • No class except the guy.

  • Twice in 10 minutes.

  • Okay, I'm back.

  • Hello?

  • Hey.

  • Okay, I find my stuff.

  • Hello?

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • So I finally had to make basic fire.

  • How did you get your CEO?

  • Oh, okay.

  • We need two more sticks to make basic fire and two more stick.

  • Okay.

  • How do I let it?

  • Yeah, you.

  • Thank you.

  • I'm okay.

  • So Okay, Yeah.

  • Give this strength.

  • Get the strength of log.

  • Okay.

  • How do I survive?

  • How do I not die anymore?

  • Oh, look, I have photo off, child.

  • Oh, look at that.

  • Whoa, Whoa!

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Not to belabor ho, huh?

  • How you do up, arrow Crunchy.

  • How do you?

  • Crunchy, crunchy, quickie Quickie.

  • Hello?

  • Hey.

  • Okay.

  • I want I want axe again because it makes me feel like big guy.

  • I can spring spring t how you sigh, gamer.

  • No, wait.

  • How are you so fast?

  • Just just you have to put your hands like straight.

  • So you run faster through the wind Is it all?

  • Just doesn't, like, whole left click in He books.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, Bunny!

  • Killing, Killing, Killing the bunny.

  • Shit!

  • Almost.

  • Oh, there he is.

  • Hello?

  • Hey!

  • Come here, bunny.

  • Too fast.

  • They figured it out.

  • Here.

  • You get him.

  • Just let's kill Bambi.

  • Great.

  • Sneaky, sneaky.

  • Don't Don't make a suit to him to make it any smell.

  • Okay?

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Oh, so close.

  • Because that way it's because I don't mix.

  • I got it.

  • I do.

  • Okay.

  • Epic.

  • Okay.

  • Said that we Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, God.

  • My body!

  • Jason's Jack.

  • What's wrong with I don't know, e.

  • I don't like this.

  • Another deer yet it You're right.

  • Big side.

  • There's people here.

  • Where?

  • Just right away.

  • Up into the trees.

  • I don't like cowards.

  • They must be French bids.

  • Hey, you wanna kiss picture?

  • Pitty pat a like Oh, it's a strong, nice leg.

  • Very good.

  • How do I drop this?

  • Finally I have leg.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • This is also I didn't work.

  • This is Let's find the left leg so I could mark a couple.

  • Okay, We need to shop.

  • Show jumped up.

  • Let's go.

  • Whereby guy go over here.

  • Cowards.

  • But, hey, you know where they went?

  • There's about hours, right?

  • Run again.

  • Hole left, like left clicking, clicking your left stick as you're moving forward by wait guys over there for like, in fact, I get them run faster with three legs.

  • Oh, God, I don't know.

  • I don't know.

  • Okay.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Let me get gamers.

  • Careful, Jack.

  • Careful.

  • I don't want you to die.

  • Okay?

  • Try kill squirrel, but no word.

  • Okay?

  • All right.

  • We gotta insulting way stinky clothes Di gave us.

  • Oh, coward!

  • Coward.

  • Where to go?

  • Yeah, Yeah, you may Kettering in I don't know what you mean.

  • I have friend to look.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, you change the codes.

  • Really?

  • Some money.

  • Get the you kill the bird killer bird as he was led away.

  • Whatever this is, it's OK.

  • I find like again I got kiss.

  • No.

  • Hey, High five.

  • High fight Cup of morning.

  • OK, it's getting dark.

  • So we should probably set up Camp E.

  • I guess so.

  • Can you shut down?

  • Treat with leg.

  • Okay.

  • I think my character might be dying or you could look at your watch to see Well, I'm starving, hungry, hungry.

  • My actual watches.

  • Tell me what's happening.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Now don't get burned by now.

  • We could wait.

  • Yeah, delicious.

  • Oh, there you go.

  • There.

  • I'm cooking meat, huh?

  • Yes.

  • Fire!

  • Get, get!

  • Take it like they think Think, think Let go!

  • Let go!

  • Oh, it's so good.

  • Taste good how it takes.

  • Uh, it almost killed me.

  • Hold your middle.

  • Think I'm no good day Just Oh, God!

  • Stop it!

  • Blow!

  • Oh, it work worked.

  • Thanks, Gamer have strong lungs.

  • Hey, no problem.

  • Okay.

  • We need to build bed, Beav.

  • Least unstick it here.

  • You want you want suitcase?

  • Hello?

  • Me?

  • Yeah.

  • Here, I buy for you.

  • It's a lot of friends.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jack, I think Oh, God!

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, you can make friend with him.

  • Oh, hey, He's awesome.

  • Oh, I'm gonna lizard.

  • Oh, I'm a little plate.

  • Well, I'm a lizard, babe.

  • Laid.

  • Okay, Epic.

  • Okay, build shelter.

  • Damn, You're good at that.

  • I'm so good.

  • Gamer, You're good at that.

  • Kiss him.

  • Yeah, Okay.

  • Wait.

  • Put them in your bed.

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • I don't know.

  • I broke the show.

  • What did you do?

  • Stop!

  • They don't know.

  • God dammit!

  • I tried so hard.

  • Okay?

  • It feels like I'll go and find my how This is fine.

  • Thesis.

  • Fine.

  • You can save.

  • And then wait two in.

  • You were sleeping.

  • Did you break that way?

  • We can only use it twice, and then it destroys tonight up lesson.

  • It's a stinky Oh, God.

  • How by?

  • How's that working out for you?

  • Pop up.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Are you ready to watch me flip up already?

  • Up, Up You watching?

  • Do the flip with me.

  • Oh, that splash you.

  • Whoa, Whoa, That's epic.

  • There's a log here.

  • You got it.

  • You got to do this to go faster.

  • Yes, ma'am.

  • So I gave her.

  • That's how you swim?

  • I forgot.

  • Okay, Super last women.

  • Look at us.

  • Intrepid explorers.

  • Giant tree.

  • That's so cool.

  • It's Idrissa.

  • Let's go.

  • Hope All right.

  • Okay.

  • We make friends so fast.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, Have you actually really fast?

  • Yeah, because I'm doing the motion.

  • Us?

  • I'm doing the motion of the ocean doing it.

  • You're on the old boat boat.

  • I But let me be your friend.

  • Shock.

  • Oh, God, I hope not is that they don't do the dishes up.

  • Fishes do the dishes, but they don't like to bitches.

  • This is the games that we looked up against.

  • Phony.

  • It is good weather.

  • Oh, shark, shark, shark.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, no.

  • No bag.

  • Kill your question, Mark.

  • Either that, or am paralyzed on that.

  • I think he beat you now.

  • He not might.

  • Intestine.

  • That's fine.

  • Okay, I made it.

  • I made it.

  • I made it.

  • I mean, hey, what a different person.

  • Who are you?

  • Who are you?

  • Who is this?

  • You think this is a This is May you have.

  • It's made.

  • No, I can prove it's anymore.

  • Oh, God.

  • What the hell is this?

  • You want some mood lighting?

  • I'm good.

  • I'm good.

  • I don't know who you were talking to before, but yeah, I don't know your character.

  • What?

  • I don't like it.

  • This?

  • Yeah, that checks that Sharkey's who killed them and why I did.

  • Because they killed my boy.

  • Uh, so I killed their entire family.

  • Where was he?

  • The best boy.

  • Well, look who it was.

  • You, uh I'm told you were the best boy.

  • Were you Meaning hey, made a Mame?

  • Jack was such a jerk.

  • Sos!

  • Oh, it doesn't.

  • I can surf on Toto Question Mark, I can make soup from Turkey.

  • Go that way.

  • Go!

  • Go!

  • Goodman Epic.

  • Remember that?

  • Used to be a glitch where you could, like, make them fly.

  • Oh, yeah, You would stand on top of it and then try and hold it or something like that.

  • Yeah.

  • Hello?

  • Let's go to the tree.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I'm by the tree of life I'm seeing.

  • Suitcase says I'm running.

  • Do you see that?

  • Whoa.

  • It's pretty cool, right?

  • So far away that way.

  • Should need make a raft.

  • Maybe your friend E I Nice to make your Seigo Lopez.

  • What are you guys looking for?

  • We're looking for access.

  • So Sorry.

  • That happens now and then.

  • What are you looking for?

  • Friends, but looking.

  • What's his name?

  • There's another one.

  • This is Eagle E used to Seiko to destroy the Sith.

  • Okay.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Let me dio quickly Rock.

  • Yeah, Yes, yes.

  • Go now you get Seo Jung Kyung.

  • Wait.

  • There is no kiss.

  • No.

  • Kiss it slowly, E, but I don't know if I'm ready.

  • Picture Shit.

  • Please.

  • You don't understand.

  • I swear it was I went in time.

  • Gentle.

  • Okay?

  • I kissed back of his.

  • You'd rather move every time.

  • Two grown ass men were basically playing with dolls at this point.

  • Remind us Well, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I'm going back to this other place.

  • To the beach.

  • Thio, Find her.

  • I can, uh no, you're terrible.

  • Okay.

  • Ready?

  • Huh?

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, Here.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • One more time.

  • Hi.

  • I'm ready.

  • Right.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • We owe, huh?

  • It's glued to my hand.

  • It's very jacket.

  • I'm going to the boat now.

  • Don't go to the boat, please.

  • He's fine.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, God, This is horrible.

  • This is so scary.

  • Oh, God.

  • This is that There's a bed and also maybe rope that we missed.

  • Yes, Stone Axe, baby.

  • All right, check.

  • Hello.

  • My name is Jack.

  • This is perfect.

  • Theo, get the Hey, it's okay.

  • So, rope to a rock on a stick?

  • Yes.

  • Gamer's way.

  • Freezing Homer.

  • Indoors.

  • Look, it's fine.

  • I know, I know.

  • Freeze!

  • I got this.

  • If you set yourself on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life.

  • That's way.

  • Felix.

  • Felix?

  • Yes, A long time ago, there lived a man all alone.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Don't you hate it when you're just hanging around waiting for your bed to be ready.

  • So sleeping hard ways freaking sleeps top off.

  • Morning, you.

  • It's time to make a big camp.

  • We have access.

  • Now it's time to chop down trees.

  • Okay, That's a good point.

  • You make way for the fair argument before this episode ends.

  • Baltimore, the Merc and then all nice.

  • Collectively, we are epic game murders, Bill the log cabins and came epic game.

  • We don't build it too far away.

  • I've been living at the beach.

  • All right, but then you have to have been from the back, all right?

  • The thieves tactics broke, but your feet for ever moist.

  • But yeah, it's funnier if I'm not there and I just hear you, I'm gonna put down a log cabin thing.

  • Are you ready?

  • Don't get too crazy.

  • How much?

  • Needed in need.

  • All right.

  • I guess we're building way.

  • Need 82.

  • What did I say?

  • Okay, but I want an epic house.

  • Okay, so how many more?

  • Just, uh, 80.

  • Just 80 more.

  • Jax.

  • Just what is this?

  • A team or deck?

  • Don't worry about it.

  • It's okay.

  • Yeah, I guess so.

  • So how do you make water?

  • I don't know, but I made a ball.

  • I shopped it.

  • Whoa.

  • Oh, fuck on.

  • That is my God, I'm right here.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're sexy.

  • I think that God is a panic attack.

  • Oh, Jack, I am shark now, uh, surprises me Bringing thing thing is for you.

  • Oh, wait, I got it.

  • Hey, God, this is so bad.

  • Wait, BP, people, I can hear ocean in here.

  • Wow, Wait, Look.

  • It's like nothing happened, All right?

  • How many of you were left in just 50?

  • That's That's my boy.

  • So strong, right?

  • 65 gamer, You really want to know The food turned into bones?

  • God damn it!

  • What's did you?

  • D'oh!

  • Did you hit it with your axe?

  • You go out into the ocean, I'll build you a rap.

  • You can never come back.

  • What happened to all of them?

  • Man?

  • I barely touched day.

  • We were so close.

  • Okay, Perfect.

  • Here we go.

  • It's gonna happen.

  • Take two.

  • Yeah.

  • Stevie.

  • Stevie!

  • Hey, Like it?

  • Come on in.

  • I was walking.

  • What does?

  • The door?

  • Oh, my God!

  • That's awesome!

  • Hey!

  • Okay.

  • Time exact.

  • Same time.

  • We killed some sharks.

  • We sauce himself.

  • Onda, We didn't kill each other that much.

  • I see.

  • This is an absolute absolute win what you haven't tried to per simulated city after 50 million Astros.

  • I can't do it down just now.

  • It's still relevant just today.

Oh Jesus!

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