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  • ladies.

  • My name is accepted.

  • I own Welcome toe thief.

  • Simulator V r.

  • Fade this normally, but we're going to steal some stuff in V R this time.

  • I hope you're already I did a great American job, don't you think?

  • Well, it pulls the door.

  • If the police ever come along, they'll never think that I am capable of stealing stuff from too much of a tub shaped.

  • Okay, we're going into this house.

  • This game is actually really cool.

  • It's the full game.

  • Envy are So hide everything in your house because I'm gonna learn how to steal it.

  • And while you're sleeping, Jack's cover for them toes.

  • Okay.

  • How do we get in?

  • I'm not gonna go in the main door.

  • The 30 20 fools do that in the bushes.

  • Okay.

  • No one's hope we got this.

  • Were the sneakiest off sneaks?

  • Is this a way in?

  • No.

  • That's the way back hole, huh?

  • I see what I need to do.

  • Crowbar don't have a crowbar.

  • I do.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I broke so much of that Fits.

  • Gordon Freeman each your ass out.

  • Okay, wait.

  • Hide in the bushes.

  • They'll never suspect a thing.

  • They don't know me, OK?

  • To the brush.

  • Run faster.

  • Okay.

  • Are we safe?

  • No one's around.

  • They don't suspect it a thing.

  • Okay, There's some stuff that I can steal.

  • Which door did he go in?

  • Let's go in the bathroom door.

  • Okay.

  • Remember, the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy, like a mouse.

  • And we go, Uh, okay, so I need the trash.

  • No, but I do need this beautiful morning into my bag, Hugo.

  • Thank you.

  • Beautiful money.

  • How much is this?

  • $15.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Get me somebody.

  • Subway sandwiches for that.

  • Okay, open the door.

  • Which Okay, it opens it.

  • Okay, This is very tense.

  • No one's up.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Steal.

  • Shit.

  • Oh, God.

  • My backpack.

  • Okay, it's fine.

  • My backpack teleports.

  • It's a great backpack, but the saucepan in beautiful but the toaster in beautiful Put the truck chopping board in valueless item.

  • You realize how many people I can spank with this?

  • Jesus, I hit my fucking light and realize that scared me.

  • All right, Don't do that.

  • I can steal your catch up, though.

  • I've got to hit my walls.

  • Okay, just go scope.

  • I'm very bad at this Okay.

  • Item that was broken when I didn't steal it here.

  • Cable guy.

  • Cable guy came la Google.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Grab with both hands.

  • What?

  • Someone?

  • Okay.

  • Who?

  • Jesus.

  • Okay.

  • Book.

  • Grab my backpack.

  • Promise God at the Cooper house.

  • Want to put the TV in the backpack?

  • It don't fit.

  • Okay, but the money and money is the only currency.

  • Oh, see, It's valueless.

  • Your sudden control, This all he wants to make origami all he was, You could tell him it's grief, but apparently my game knows better.

  • And it's shite.

  • Okay.

  • There's a key here.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Put that away.

  • Is the key open this?

  • No.

  • How?

  • How?

  • Open How?

  • Open this.

  • Hello, kitty.

  • There we go.

  • Ah, I am a sneaky T fi.

  • Wait, What does this key Open the secrets of your heart.

  • Fritch, Front door.

  • Hello?

  • Anybody grab the The front door was open anyway.

  • Maybe it opens up the fence.

  • Ah, you didn't see anything?

  • No, no, no.

  • Toe.

  • Grab the door.

  • Get the door.

  • Okay, grab.

  • Grab it.

  • I'm just cleaning TV TV.

  • I'm holding it higher than I've ever heard.

  • Anything in my life brought the door.

  • What the fuck It open the door.

  • Do you go?

  • I don't need for control, but right now does it look like I need a crowbar?

  • TV jump!

  • Put it over the edge.

  • Ready to go.

  • Okay, Perfect.

  • Perfect.

  • I got this was always my character face good ways.

  • My characters such a moron do a simple lovely right.

  • Okay, when that fucking Diego I had it in my hand.

  • Oh, good key, Kate.

  • Okay, grab the key.

  • Just go.

  • Just go.

  • This is easy.

  • This is simple.

  • That I don't think this works on this.

  • Screw it.

  • There's no time and provides high in the bushes.

  • No one sees me, huh?

  • Okay.

  • No one sees a thing, okay?

  • From the TV.

  • Let's go, bitch.

  • Okay.

  • Can I put it in the back of the car?

  • I'm not crouching.

  • Game.

  • What are you talking about?

  • Open.

  • But God fucking damn it.

  • There we go.

  • There we go.

  • Oh, no.

  • Just give me a button for the crow buyer.

  • Don't keep Let me pick it up.

  • Okay, That's closed.

  • Good enough.

  • Good enough.

  • Get in the car.

  • I'm very scared.

  • Okay, turn on.

  • Turn on.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • No, Put it in drive, huh?

  • Go perfect.

  • perfect driving.

  • Perfect driving.

  • How would you go?

  • Out you go.

  • Yes.

  • Ha ha ha ha ha!

  • On They say there's no such thing as the perfect crime.

  • I got an s rank.

  • So awesome.

  • Okay, I need to go.

  • Sultans of Benny.

  • What do you want?

  • I see you got my screen.

  • Go to Black Bay.

  • Black Bay.

  • What about the pawnshop Finney trying to make your money.

  • What's the point of Steven things?

  • If you're just gonna use them, steal them, pawn it off, then use the money to buy a different one.

  • That's so you don't get caught.

  • Video.

  • You're terrible at this.

  • But I listen to you because you're like a father to me.

  • I set up a page on I see there and sell it.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, Golden goblet.

  • Tear trophy, raised black and white.

  • That's not other electron ICS.

  • Yes.

  • Good work.

  • Catching.

  • Click on the rent.

  • A thug tab rental.

  • So can I get you a friend?

  • A little extra work.

  • Okay.

  • Now sway back toe 1 10 and break some dishes with a crowbar.

  • Oh, hell, yeah.

  • This is fun.

  • It's not just stealing things.

  • I also get to break some rules I got Jesus.

  • Just another day on the job.

  • Everything goes well when you're a thief.

  • Get out of the road.

  • Hey, hold on, Hold on.

  • You teach this guy a lesson?

  • Where'd you learn to walk?

  • Dumb school, idiot.

  • Where am I going, sir?

  • Do you know where I need to, rob?

  • I mean, do you know what the Hendersons is?

  • Okay, Apple Watch is not helpful for you, but I need to be looking at directions on my watch while driving at the same time.

  • But what?

  • Split up swaps.

  • What's today?

  • Look, ma'am, man, where can I get two?

  • 1 10 Don't get out of the road, baby.

  • No, it's a tree right next door to where I was before.

  • Well, God damn it, anyway.

  • Okay, we're here.

  • Everybody good?

  • Yeah.

  • You had your seatbelts on.

  • Right?

  • Okay, Turn off the engine.

  • Here we go.

  • Okay.

  • Stealthy like a mouse.

  • It's a very big care for me.

  • Enough.

  • I don't know if I should continue using this car or if I should get a Prius.

  • Priuses are silent as well, but they also help out of the environment.

  • Look at all the smug that's in the air.

  • That's really bad.

  • Uh, no.

  • Dumb, dumb.

  • I live here.

  • Hey, what's up, man?

  • How's it going, bro?

  • Fist.

  • Well, fuck you, too.

  • Hope this is your house.

  • Oh, my God.

  • They left the gate.

  • Hope these guys are idiots or geniuses.

  • What if they're trying to catch a thief?

  • Is Chris Hansen here?

  • Okay, wait in the bushes.

  • They'll never know I'm here.

  • I don't think anybody is at home, but just in case.

  • Okay, We good?

  • I must see.

  • I'm, uh, be nice to you.

  • Surely.

  • Surely not.

  • Can you?

  • Okay, it's locket.

  • It's talking to You know what that means?

  • Me and my friend Crowbar are gonna have some foot.

  • Turns out he's a crow bar.

  • Okay, hold on.

  • Mr.

  • Crowbar.

  • Crowbar.

  • Hold on.

  • All right.

  • We're going in a different window.

  • I don't like that window.

  • The window was judging me, but it's a crowbar.

  • How did you fall off me?

  • I thought you just got attached.

  • Amount of fine.

  • We go in this window.

  • We're in.

  • All right.

  • All I have to do is break dishes.

  • But can I steal stuff at the same time?

  • You have a flashlight?

  • Yeah, we're being ambitious.

  • Ah ha.

  • ha ha.

  • Mind's worst enemy.

  • Cutlery and dinnerware.

  • Uh huh.

  • Not You don't even know how to pick a lock.

  • Go learn the basics.

  • I'm sure you've got enough skill by now.

  • You're my mentor.

  • If I didn't learn, it is because you didn't teach me.

  • Fine.

  • I'm putting the light back of my head.

  • Boy can keep the light on.

  • Oh, that's handy, Vinny.

  • Did you know that?

  • Maybe if you taught me something.

  • You know what, Vinnie?

  • I'm going to do it.

  • Really?

  • I'm gonna drink this bleach.

  • Pretty.

  • You can't stop me unless you teach me how to pick locks.

  • I will drink it.

  • I'm drinking the late Ah, the odor and taste.

  • Good.

  • Uh, I'm watching my mother with the film.

  • Okay.

  • Well, time to leave.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I can pick locks, learn how to lock.

  • Pick whom I did it all on my own right now.

  • Go buy yourself a D i Y simple lock.

  • Pick on tools for thieves.

  • What?

  • That's why do we gotta do that?

  • Why can't I just pick the lock?

  • I just learned how to do it.

  • God damn it, Vinnie, you're a terrible father.

  • Where did you steal me?

  • away for my real father.

  • If this is all you're gonna teach me, okay, we go game way.

  • You acting like encroaching.

  • I am not approaching because there's a button to crouch and price that.

  • Okay, for now, if you right?

  • Oh, no.

  • Somebody broke all the dishes at 1 10 Call the police.

  • The perfect escape.

  • The eye.

  • Simple lock pick, Dwight, $20.

  • $212 will buy a good lock pick.

  • Requires level to lock.

  • Picking.

  • Well, ready.

  • Takes me out to be a real boy.

  • Before you get yourself into trouble, try it on a training lock.

  • I left one in the garage.

  • I Now you train me now after learning the skill.

  • Now you trade fight.

  • You know what?

  • I shouldn't be petty about it when you're trying to teach me a lot of cool things.

  • Oh, sweet mother of Jesus.

  • Uh, leverage at the right angle.

  • A bobby pin, and then you could rotate the lock.

  • Okay, grab, lock.

  • Pick.

  • Okay.

  • Is this good?

  • I I don't know.

  • Okay, that's not good.

  • All right.

  • More boom, baby.

  • I did it without any help from a job on that old TV And think this is weird.

  • You could check tenant routine.

  • And you're telling me this is very weird.

  • I signed up to steal stuff, Not a peep on people.

  • I mean, this is hot, but what?

  • There's a box in there.

  • Wait for them to leave and get me a box.

  • She saw me.

  • Really?

  • What do I do?

  • I don't have any bushes to hide it Bushes over there, though.

  • Okay, let's let's see what they're doing.

  • Let's see the routines.

  • Bird away.

  • See the routines?

  • Okay.

  • Living room, too.

  • All right.

  • Garden, This is 2 p.m. though.

  • Plans to stay out all night.

  • Penny.

  • I get tired, man.

  • It's It's 7 30 in the morning.

  • Go to obey what?

  • You guys work.

  • I'm a thief, and even I want to go to pay.

  • We're gonna stand the living room until 6 a.m. Christ.

  • Okay, well, we're in for the long haul.

  • People just sleep in this bush for now.

  • This is where I know this is whole.

  • This is good.

  • Yes.

  • This feels nice.

  • I'm exactly where I should be.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, Oh.

  • I had the best dream.

  • I was dreaming that I was anywhere except fucking here.

  • You think I have, like, snake on my watch or something.

  • That'd be cool.

  • Okay.

  • In seven seconds, one of them should be leaving.

  • I don't know who leaves first.

  • Here we go.

  • He's leaving.

  • Okay, cool.

  • That's good.

  • All right.

  • I'm just high.

  • Oh, you see you later, sweetie.

  • Okay.

  • But my own Oh, no.

  • You're leaving.

  • Uh, hi.

  • Where'd you go?

  • Hello?

  • Oh, go where she go?

  • She write the bushes.

  • Won't screw it.

  • I'm making I Oh, lovely time of morning.

  • Uh, crunching.

  • I'm not crouching.

  • Not not anymore.

  • Top of the morning idea.

  • Can I just Uh huh.

  • I'm not doing anything suspicious.

  • Put the fucking crowbar away.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Grab the thing.

  • There you go.

  • Now and grab this.

  • I'm a natural.

  • That was amazing.

  • You see my skills, Okay.

  • He doesn't suspect a thing.

  • He doesn't suspect a thing.

  • Easy does it.

  • Crouch, Rooney, you go through the front door.

  • God damn it.

  • Okay, we're doing this again.

  • Okay, I did it.

  • Oh, Hey, buddy boy.

  • How you doing?

  • Okay, man.

  • The boxes right there.

  • We're so hosts.

  • I can feel it.

  • I could smell it.

  • Oh, crack open a cold one with the boys.

  • he moved.

  • I wonder if this will work.

  • I don't think I can sneak in there when he's still here the way.

  • An hour and 1/2 from to leave his house.

  • Okay, you stop.

  • Okay, Gang, we have a tiny window of opportunity.

  • Okay.

  • Are you with me?

  • Okay, So Suzie left at this amount of time.

  • She left at six.

  • AM Susie's out until I carry on.

  • Then Mr Jefferson here, Carter is out, is leaving at 9 a.m. And then he's coming back at 11.

  • He's only gone for two hours.

  • All right, Two hours.

  • We have to be fast.

  • When this happens, he's going to be leaving in 30 seconds.

  • Everybody gear up down here, okay?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Wait, no.

  • You gotta crush it on your head.

  • Frat bro.

  • Sam?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That feels good.

  • I'm ready to do a crime.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, after ready for this?

  • He was a big boy.

  • Who's a big boy?

  • I am.

  • I'm a big boy.

  • I'm ready.

  • So is my backpack, apparently.

  • Okay.

  • Five, 43 two.

  • What, like clockwork?

  • Are you Are you kidding me?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • You son of a bitch.

  • I waited outside your household.

  • Fucking morning.

  • I'm going.

  • I'm going.

  • I'm going.

  • Could I run faster?

  • Oh, shit!

  • Wait.

  • My running so slow, Everything's fine.

  • Everything's right.

  • I'm trapped.

  • I'm trapped.

  • Everything's fine.

  • What?

  • Damn it!

  • I didn't do anything.

  • Doing agreement.

  • Guilty?

  • I was waiting.

ladies.

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