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  • Give me a mai Give me a mai.

  • What does it spell?

  • May me, friends.

  • It's time.

  • Time Still make your welcome back.

  • Everybody to meantime, get your service going.

  • It's a thirsty episode today.

  • We've got a lot of means to get through, so stay hydrated because we're going to be running a 90 miles an hour.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I hate this.

  • I, uh, made a little something.

  • My God, Wait, How did you do that?

  • This is really trippy.

  • Somewhere out there, somebody's having a very, very strong reaction to this.

  • You know, like trip a phobia when you see a bunch of holes, somebody out there is, there's a phobia for this kind of thing.

  • This must This is Bernie.

  • What it's like when you're on LSD every time you see some sort of simulations for LSD, it's always this kind of stuff.

  • Like the walls are breathing, the walls are moving.

  • I've never done LSD.

  • I'm gonna lock it up and show you Yeah, like this where everything just starts like warping and changing and shifting.

  • And the colors are all weird.

  • That must be scary as all hell anybody.

  • Other done LSC trip acid trip balls.

  • Can you confirm?

  • Terry George from Leeds, said he originally thought her name was Billy Irish and that she was a stand up comedian from Ireland.

  • No way.

  • What?

  • That's our joke.

  • That's our meat.

  • You can't see this.

  • George Terry George, the man who sat beside Billy I'll ish of the Grammys, originally had no idea who she waas.

  • There's no way.

  • Nah, maybe he's just a comedian and he's joking.

  • These could be fake.

  • I don't believe you.

  • See, this is nothing about it.

  • He was just a seat filler in sight next door and everyone thought that it was her granddad or something.

  • I don't I don't believe you now.

  • No, not believing it.

  • Billy Irish is Army Mom.

  • We're taking it to our grave.

  • So sad.

  • Yeah.

  • Satan got suspended on Twitter.

  • President does pay respects, lads.

  • It's all over.

  • So sad.

  • They were coming along nicely.

  • They didn't even get to get verifying.

  • I don't know if they're gone for good.

  • I don't really know the reasons for way.

  • They got suspended.

  • Apparently something got to do with account manipulation or something because they were attached to a Satan spam account and they like in the same thing to each other and deleted the account because of spam.

  • I don't know.

  • I hope that Satan gets their account back.

  • They were posting some really funny stuff.

  • And not only that, but we're actually posting some really wholesome stuff.

  • Stuff like, be nice to each other.

  • That's enough.

  • Shit.

  • Heads down here already.

  • Years still like that.

  • That was just really wholesome Ironically, and I really liked it.

  • I hope they get the recount back.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Eyes that happy wheels in Lego.

  • Jesus, of course, is happy with the way the fucking my asking Is this the weight that's different hair.

  • Okay, because this one propped up a while ago and we talked about it.

  • Everyone gets sending it to me to be like Jack Lego ripping you off, and I don't know if they are or not.

  • I highly doubt it.

  • I think it's just a gamer with dyed hair, which is a really popular trend after me, and Mark did it.

  • But you have to admit, there's a lot of similarities and I'm gonna sue Lego.

  • Also, the untitled goose game, like or from the last episode got supported mean community does it again.

  • We have 10,000 supporters.

  • So that means it should get made.

  • No, I don't know.

  • I hope so.

  • I really want on Title Goose game Lego Thanks, Gamers speaking off untitled goose game.

  • Somebody made this.

  • It's an untitled goose desktop thing.

  • It's something that overlays on your desktop and it's a goose.

  • It's the goose from untitled goose game and he goes around and he's an asshole.

  • He chases your mouse.

  • He puts mud everywhere.

  • He grabs your cursor and takes it away.

  • It's really fucking cool.

  • So I downloaded it.

  • There he is.

  • What's up, little buddy?

  • You can't do anything with him, though.

  • You kind of have to wait for him to do something to you guys tracking dart everywhere.

  • Dirty little goose.

  • Get out of here.

  • Don't worry, he'll be back.

  • I want to record like a whole thing with the goose because I think it's hilarious me seeing a piece of loot in a video game, Jack blindly walking past it after everybody saw it.

  • Okay, let's address this, then, shall we?

  • Because this is this is one of the things that everyone brings up all the fucking time.

  • Every time I Let's Player plays a video game in a video.

  • There's always some comments or there's always some moment when we missed something when we walked past something that's obvious or we're not listening and they tell you what to do and then we walked past it.

  • It's kind of become a mean at this point that lets players don't read tutorials, don't listen and stuff like that.

  • I'm here to set the record straight.

  • Okay, when you're recording and let's play, your attention is so completely divided.

  • But you're not just focusing on the game.

  • I know it seems like that really good.

  • Let's fires will make it seem like they're just playing the game or whatever.

  • But there's so much other stuff going on in your head, you're trying to come up with commentary.

  • You're tryingto figure out if stuff is recording, you're trying to figure out if you're still in frame, you're trying to figure out what jokes work for your audience, how the game is working, what's coming next, all these different factors.

  • You kind of pre editing the video in your head as it goes along.

  • So we're not just playing the game.

  • We're thinking about 1000 different things at once.

  • So your attention is all over the place.

  • And it does happen that when I'm watching somebody else play a video game, I notice things that they missed all the time as well.

  • Because when you're playing it, it's not the same as when you're watching it when you're watching it, you're a passive observer, and everything is far more obvious to you.

  • You're watching interest in one little square.

  • Also.

  • Fucking yes.

  • My attention span is not the best.

  • Anyway, I miss a lot of stuff all the time.

  • Anyway, I don't know a t d out my ass.

  • Who knows?

  • Maybe I'm just dub put.

  • It gets so fucking annoying whenever you see a 1,000,000 comments saying the exact same thing over and over again.

  • No one wants to feel stupid.

  • But my God, will the Internet make you feel dumb?

  • If you miss one tiny little thing?

  • God forbid any of you ever play a video game and other people watch it.

  • Holy shit, You probably lose your minds.

  • Also, you said in a in a video.

  • Now who's don't?

  • I'm really not that upset about it, but I just get a little frustrating.

  • Whenever you see people say that I'm not taking into account that recording.

  • Ah, let's play for YouTube is not the exact same as if you're just playing the game.

  • Normally, I just wanted to clear that up, that that's why I missed something sometimes.

  • What a strange predicament Jack seems to have got himself into.

  • That's a really good edit of this.

  • I like that.

  • Except the guy who tries to eat his own hand jacks at the guy tries to swallow himself there.

  • That's a better captured another one.

  • The dust.

  • Another one bites the dust.

  • That's a clever one.

  • Good job.

  • Very good.

  • Mean was not the bite of 87.

  • Nothing like a good over the top.

  • Exaggerated mark a player reaction, even though I love this mean it's so funny that fucking reaction.

  • But Dr, you don't know if this was I went to a theme park in the Netherlands called The F Feeling on is really cool theme park.

  • Evelyn wanted to take me there for a really long time.

  • We got tickets and they were about to expire because we missed our first chance to go.

  • So we finally went and got to see everything.

  • But they have these, like trash bins around that are just characters with big giant open mouths.

  • And they have, like, a little vacuuming them on.

  • They always say papier here, which means paper here.

  • Like give me your paper.

  • I wanted, like, swallow it and I want to eat it.

  • There's a little bit of lower that the eat paper, which is just a fun thing for kids to be able to put away their trash.

  • But there were so funny I had to get a picture with me.

  • Every time I see micro over here, I know about a focus.

  • But if you guys hey, over here and I'm out of focus your attention.

  • Me.

  • But how you Hello.

  • What's up, you guys?

  • Hey, what that mouth do you know?

  • Yeah.

  • You up, eh?

  • So, what's up?

  • Yeah, I'll be over here so relatable.

  • I cannot relate to this at all anymore.

  • It's been so long since I've been offered around a crush of mine.

  • It hasn't been since I was in, like, high school days, man.

  • Such an old man.

  • Although I am turning 30 in less than a week seven to February.

  • That's my birthday.

  • What, you getting me as a gift?

  • I'll be waiting.

  • Meantime should be very fun around, then.

  • Stand user Sean.

  • MK Laughlin's every fucking time.

  • Really?

  • Can you not get it right?

  • Stand name Solana MME to borrow some.

  • That's a pretty damn good picture.

  • Oh, Joe Tato.

  • Huh?

  • Bucky Ana, does I wanna be in enemy?

  • I want to make my own enemy just so I can voice acted it and then you'll see spine apples.

  • Thank you for the awesome picture.

  • I really actually do love it a lot.

  • The style is really cool, Jack, take the last of my hamon.

  • Use it to finish.

  • Joe.

  • Joe, Joe Joe is too bizarre.

  • Geez, what is happening in these pictures?

  • I don't know.

  • Also, I didn't even realize during that episode that I said I I tried to watch George's bizarre adventure, but it was just too bizarre.

  • I didn't even realize that I said it was to bazaar on intervals like Jack.

  • It's in the title.

  • Yeah, you see, when lets players are recording video games, we tend to forget Jack puts Joe Joe in the title.

  • Every Joe Joe fat in existence.

  • Tutta, yada, yada fucking I don't get it most Anna Mae's or most cartoons or most anything you can take like a screenshot of it from any moment and you can kind of figure out what's going on.

  • You could get a sense for what it is.

  • Joe Joe is so fucking weird.

  • It's so bizarre.

  • Every time I see a picture from it, I'm like, I think I get it.

  • No, One day I'll watch it.

  • One day I'll be a ship post crusader like everybody else.

  • YouTuber jacks up.

  • The guy raises $200,000 in under four hours.

  • Media, I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that wait.

  • But you That's an article made by media.

  • And you're saying that media didn't see it?

  • My dumb for not getting this mean Plus a few news articles did it.

  • Metro did one.

  • Jim, he's TV did one 10 80 Did one.

  • I mean, whether they're the most reputable of news sources or not is up to your own interpretation.

  • But you made it seem like no one covered it.

  • I don't get it.

  • Not only that, but obviously bad shit gets more publicity.

  • It gets more clicks that's how they make their money.

  • Whatever.

  • It's no big secret.

  • But at the same time, I don't do the charity things, so media will write articles about it.

  • No one should do a charitable thing just so people will talk about it.

  • It kind of ruins the whole point of doing the charity event.

  • You're making it about yourself, then, Not about the organization or the call is that you're trying to raise money for.

  • I would be perfectly happy if no articles were ever written about the charitable efforts again.

  • It's very nice that they do and recognize good things going on in the communities.

  • But again, that's not what we do.

  • Them boo but me.

  • Get out here, Stinky.

  • I re watched this video today and realized this Jackson guy in 2014 0 my God.

  • You look like a douche bag.

  • Except the guy in 2019.

  • I feel like I've addressed this already.

  • I've talked about this already, didn't It is weird how ah, lot like him.

  • I look, that was a sentence.

  • I would argue that I look way fuckin sexier.

  • This is a good look.

  • I like this.

  • Look, Maybe I'll grow the hair out again and tie it all back.

  • I kind of miss it now.

  • As soon as I got rid of it, I was like, Oh, freedom.

  • And I'm like, Man, I miss my little top.

  • Not point being I said this before and I'll say it again.

  • Yes, that's fun.

  • But also 2014 to 2019 is five fucking years.

  • That's a huge difference in time.

  • I'm not even the same person as I was back then.

  • My opinions change.

  • That is a fascinating thing about online culture these days, though, because I have like an actual chronological set of videos that show exactly who I am back in, like what, 2013 whenever I uploaded first of 2012 u have videos, basically every single day over the last seven years of me doing this, so you get to see me change as a person.

  • But what gets really bizarre is when people and this happens to everybody, it happens to any sort of media got to do with tweets or instagrams or anything like that, where people will go back and watch something from back, then take what you said then and then apply it to current times, which makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

  • I know that this one was doing just for a joke.

  • I'm not I'm not trying to, like, attack you or anything like that.

  • So don't worry.

  • I just find it it happens all the time with YouTubers or people making movies or people say something in the past and sure hold people accountable for what they're saying.

  • But don't make it seem like people now are the same as they were 56 years ago.

  • It makes no fucking sense you wouldn't go to like a 15 year old.

  • I'd be like, Well, when you were 10 you said this.

  • You said you were never going to get a girlfriend cause they were a key.

  • And now here you are, having a girlfriend.

  • What the fuck, dude?

  • But yeah, I want this.

  • Look back.

  • This is a fucking good look.

  • 2020.

  • I started this drawing on the 10th of January.

  • I'm so glad I finally finished it.

  • Holy shit.

  • If someone glance that this there would legit think that this was just a photograph with nice lighting, this is really damn good.

  • Chelsea J J thank you very, very much.

  • This is incredibly, incredibly sweet.

  • First of all, that you would even draw me.

  • But your talent is incredible.

  • Thank you so very, very much.

  • I really appreciate it.

  • Me solve math problem with my large rain a teacher.

  • Cite your sources, bitch.

  • That's a good mean.

  • That's it.

  • That's a good life.

  • I completely forgot.

  • I said that in that episode was even reacting to GFO is just a stream of consciousness and there's so much shit going on all the time.

  • You're focused on the task it had.

  • I can't remember half the stuff I say.

  • That's also a thing that happens and let's plays all the time because your attention is so divided every now and then someone will send me a tweet or something.

  • Quoting what I said in an episode, and I laugh about it, I cannot believe I legitimately said that in this context in this episode, and sometimes the really for me and I'm like, Man, I was kind of funny in that episode of times I'm like, God, no!

  • What are you doing, teacher?

  • We will be working in groups me and my friend in elementary school.

  • I I do still relate to this dough because I remember it's not that long ago that I was in college and I remember getting group projects, those one group project that I got that I was with people that I really did not want to be with you can.

  • I want to be with people who were like Do some of the work as well are a little bit smarter than you because you can, like, rely on them for knowledge and help you through the project.

  • It's always nice to get into group projects and group scenarios and work and stuff with someone who is slightly smarter than you, because that means you have something to learn from them.

  • But I remember getting into a group with a bunch of people not who weren't smarter than me or anything like that, but who were just so lazy and did not want to do any work at all.

  • And I knew that I would have to do so much.

  • And I did 90% of the project on my own, and I fucking hated and then you get there that day and have to explain the project to them as you get up to present it and they're just presenting what's on the slides.

  • And then with the teacher asks like, what does that mean?

  • They're like, I don't know how.

  • But when you get a group with your friends, that's the best.

  • Sean wants this face once.

  • This is his new iconic phase.

  • Immediately uses this one as the new thumb.

  • Their fair.

  • That's very, very fair.

  • I mean, it just has a special place in my heart.

  • It's such a weird fucking face, but that I even do that face for I think that was just a thumbnail to a video.

  • Yeah, here it is.

  • If you search my face, this is the vlog.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, get serious record.

  • Oh, God, That was so fucking crit.

  • Is, um, nice comments year.

  • Why is this so adorable?

  • Just started stretching my ears.

  • And this is the first video that came to mind because I was talking about the gauges I usedto have.

  • I think it's good that you're loud and you're that loud and annoying.

  • At least you're energetic and not boring.

  • Oh, he complained that the holes would never close.

  • Little did he know they would come in great handy for playing of a certain ego later on my school photographer.

  • Just try to smile normally.

  • Me?

  • I had that recently.

  • I went to ah, dentist appointment.

  • I went in because I I want to get Invisalign.

  • But I had to do a thing where they had to, like, take a picture off my profile and everything.

  • And I did a bunch of stuff to just get around it.

  • A picture of what my face shape and everything is.

  • But they were like, Okay, now show us your teeth, like smile, Wait.

  • And they're like, Just do a natural smile.

  • I was like, What is my natural smile?

  • It's like that smile.

  • The Chandler dozen friends.

  • This is how I felt this right here, so awkward.

  • If you flip it upside down, it's still 69% accepting how you stopped working.

  • Okay?

  • Sure, when you come home and finally have some time to relax, it's me time.

  • Oh, yeah, this is big me time.

  • It is nice to have some me time every now and then.

  • At the end of the day, when all the work is done and you just sit down, you watch movie play some games a wonderful.

  • Treat yourself.

  • Be nice to yourself.

  • Let's all agree.

  • Jack's the best.

  • No, definitely not.

  • Thor is one is much better.

  • I really like the one in Thor.

  • Because Amelia clerics, one is really good as well.

  • But Chris Hemsworth just like really now, did he like that?

  • That scene is just so funny because I'm imitating them so it doesn't work.

  • I'm I'm derivative there.

  • Oh, gee, isn't really fucking weird.

  • To think that I've met both of them in real life.

  • I've touched both of them.

  • That's so true, friend.

  • Why do you watch jacks up the guy?

  • He's so annoying me.

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm allergic to bullshit.

  • Oh, good.

  • I'm glad that that one went beyond that video.

  • It works in so many scenarios.

  • You could just apply this video to anybody saying anything stupid.

  • I made a thing.

  • Oh, what you doing?

  • Oh, baby.

  • What is you doing?

  • Foolish if I mean a credit to your photo shop skills?

  • No, that's fucking weird.

  • Ky Leg it, though.

  • There's something really enticing about a good job.

  • That's some decent photo shop skills.

  • You know what?

  • Just for that.

  • Just because it got such a reaction on me.

  • I'm gonna make this the thumbnail for this episode.

  • So that's the first thing you're going to see.

  • Except the guy is baby Yoda.

  • Question mark there.

  • I've already done it.

  • Beautiful.

  • There's the thumb.

  • Now it's done ready for the video.

  • Boy, is Sean pronounced as Sean instead of scene, but Dean is pronounced Dean instead of dawn.

  • Another thing I get all the time, and I'm pretty sure I've addressed this before as well is because you're writing Shawn wrong.

  • Yeah, someone points on the comment.

  • It's because Sean, with a Fatah, is an Irish name for John on the accent called a Fatah puts the Sean sound on it.

  • You're welcome.

  • You need the father on it.

  • It's an Irish spelling of the name John, which it's like it goes from like English John and French.

  • John J.

  • E.

  • A.

  • N.

  • Turns into Shawn, which is Irish for John, because right now this is CNN seeing, but the father on it drags out the vault zone to make it.

  • Sean.

  • All right.

  • So, technically, my name is John McLaughlin, which is my dad's name.

  • Now where Jack came in.

  • That's the whole fucking barrel of fish that we'll get into another time, but sadly, we're all out of time for means today.

  • This was like a long one.

  • Felt like it went on for a really long time.

  • Hopefully, you guys have enjoyed it.

  • Hopefully, you're still enjoying all the means.

  • We're coming up close to a year of mean times.

  • At this point, it's another couple of months, and it'll be a year since I started doing these videos on My God, Are they fun?

  • I love seeing all the stuff that you guys make every week.

  • I love seeing all the means, the artwork, the funny.

  • And it's all of that kind of stuff you guys are so creative on.

  • I really enjoy recording these types of videos.

  • I love going to the sub Reddit and just seeing all the jokes that you guys make.

  • Me and Evelyn every now and then like, sit down and scroll through some of them like all the ones that don't make it to the episodes.

  • And I just I legitimately crack open some of them.

  • So thank you very much for participating in them.

  • But that doesn't this absurd.

  • Mimi.

  • Dreamy babies don't forget to leave like in the video.

  • If you got a little chuckle in your belly from this one and join the sub Reddit and hang out Makes it means if you want as well, who knows, they might end up in the meantime next time.

  • But until then, I'm gonna have to bid you all farewell.

  • Now, please fuck out of my house.

Give me a mai Give me a mai.

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