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  • we make it.

  • Walk has a way of making a big walk.

  • Okay, First, let me just say this.

  • I know my rear light is broken.

  • So you're seeing the real me and shipped her off.

  • But is that a pain?

  • Kicking my face with makeup?

  • I decided to go natural and burn.

  • Thinking of breakfast, baby, let me back on track.

  • So I have not done a big cake video in a minute, mainly because health.

  • But today I decided You know what?

  • Fuck my help, bitch.

  • Let's see.

  • So I have so many things for this case, it is not just a walk, okay?

  • It is now becoming a breakfast cake.

  • Like this is the way you start your morning.

  • If you want that to be your last morning.

  • All right, let's go.

  • First, I have 10 huge fucking waffles, and they are just so soft and so buttery is so hot.

  • Who awful Look me up, then.

  • Over here, I have some cinnamon bun waffles.

  • And then underneath I got the geology.

  • It wobbles, and I also cinnamon rolls.

  • And I know what you're thinking, Shane.

  • Those aren't waffles, will, bitch, They will be.

  • After I walked with them, and they're not the only thing that's gonna get waffle Bitch.

  • She's getting ruffle, too.

  • I also have chicken strips because chicken waffles, bacon, hash, browns, Oreos, mangoes, cinnamon toast, crunch syrup, candy and, of course, some alcohol.

  • Because, you know, 2017 shit's getting hard.

  • Oh, and some ice cream that's melted.

  • It's fucked.

  • But don't worry.

  • She's gonna be a drizzle.

  • Jesus.

  • Pray for my health.

  • All right, so let's start.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm so excited.

  • Yes, Fitch, back in the kitchen.

  • Live alone.

  • OK, so first we need to start with a good base.

  • So I think we're going to lay for waffles like this.

  • Okay, I feel like that's a good base.

  • Hold on.

  • Let me just feel that.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's like a puzzle.

  • Except you can eat it.

  • If puzzles were edible, I would have been so much smarter.

  • One else, kid.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Yes.

  • Gonna fill up every little gap.

  • And this is gonna be a breakfast way to get diabetes.

  • I'll go home, actually, no.

  • Go to the doctor and get tested for diabetes.

  • Okay, so now I think we should put a bunch of icing Now I got cream cheese icing because it's the worst for you.

  • And if I'm going to kill myself with food, I'm gonna make it fast.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, wow.

  • I'm literally going to use the entire jar.

  • This one layer who?

  • Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking with that.

  • Now, I feel like this layer needs a little crunch, so we're gonna be putting some cinnamon toast crunch on top.

  • Look how excited that motherfucker is to get you, like, Does he want to die?

  • What?

  • They've got more sad and you know it's gonna happen when he does that.

  • She's not gonna go to heaven.

  • He's gonna go to my ass, and that's all right for similes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Listen to the sound of a handsome argumenty.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I just tinkled o handsome are trigger warning.

  • Bitch is gonna give you too many tingle.

  • Who?

  • Ok, actually, you know what?

  • I think we should pour on some maple syrup.

  • I want every single layer of this motherfucker to be swimming in syrup.

  • Speaking of swimming and syrup, let's talk about the occurring dreams.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm literally shaking.

  • Do you see this?

  • Okay, Next thing.

  • I want to do a layer up waffled cinnamon Will's okay.

  • Who is ready?

  • 123 Oh, Tingle!

  • Warning.

  • If I wasn't as Amar Youtuber, my name would be a SM.

  • Are you gonna eat?

  • That smells so good.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my, But literally just quaked like I don't know what that means, But, bitch, my Penis is shit.

  • Oh, my God!

  • So far.

  • Let's move this over to the cake.

  • Who?

  • Yes, bitch.

  • Let's do another one.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Okay, so now we have our cinnamon roll waffles.

  • Look on top of this layer.

  • Let me just get a little more that cream cheese.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Really quick.

  • Ryland just got home, and, uh, our friend Hannah is with him and Ryland doing this video where he is doing around a grand A drag a bitch If you thought that cake was crazy, get ready, Arianna.

  • Oh, my God, Ariana Grande day.

  • They don't have a Frappuccino anymore, so just I want to eat your pussy right now.

  • You, uh what do you think, e uh, want a motorboat?

  • You, But it's like pushing together.

  • So, Ari, I'm gonna finish making my cake.

  • But when I'm done, you won't take a big bite of it.

  • So sexually confused?

  • Actually, no, I'm not.

  • Bisexual Cools.

  • Okay, so I feel like this is going to be my waffle object layer.

  • So next we're gonna walk on the day of our vacay.

  • Should I just put the entire thing in here?

  • Maybe I'll slice it.

  • Never fucking Let's walk the whole damn thing.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Way such a bad idea.

  • Okay.

  • 123 Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That was a bad idea.

  • Oh, fuck me.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Move!

  • 123 Out.

  • Yeah, that looks good.

  • Yes.

  • So that didn't really work.

  • Like the cinnamon rolls were problem, and that was focused.

  • But honestly, this whole cake is gonna make you walk side to side because your stick.

  • Okay, so I know this is kind of weird, but I think next I'm going to crumble up some golden Oreo because I feel like that would be so bomb with syrup.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I wonder what kind of occasion this cake could be.

  • Four.

  • Maybe somebody's birthday that you hate you.

  • Okay, Now, let's do some syrup.

  • My favorite part.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Who are about to get one mile health problem Going to the doctor's going to get some blood pressure appears.

  • Okay, that's later.

  • This is gonna be my pancake later.

  • So I'm gonna put these cinnamon icing pancakes right next to some chocolate chip.

  • Hey, kids.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Right now, I feel like we need some chocolate for the mix.

  • Was gonna ignore the fact that there's a fucking minion on my Nutella.

  • Although I do like the idea of getting a bunch of millions together and grinding them up and forming them into a spread.

  • Well, the Marine across Grove in this movie, bitch, you're lucky.

  • Redeemed yourself dancing crazy.

  • That was a low key.

  • Embarrassing.

  • And I know every word.

  • Now, since this is a chocolate layer, we're just gonna throw on some chocolate chips.

  • And he's like a fancy ass brand.

  • I don't know how to pronounce her, but if I ever have a baby, that's gonna be the name during jelly hurt.

  • J herder marked Darnell Earley.

  • Dawson.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Who?

  • Oh, God.

  • Look at them.

  • Look at all of them.

  • It looks like all the people drowning next to the tithe.

  • Okay.

  • Next, I think I'm gonna do a layer of cream.

  • I feel like this will hold it all together.

  • For who?

  • Now?