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  • How's it going?

  • Bro's mining is Babe.

  • I review some bread.

  • It's on the Internet.

  • It's fine.

  • It's cool.

  • I'm a gamer.

  • But if there's one sub ready that scares me more than any sub ready, it's cursed comments.

  • Cursed Commons is the worst subreddit because it's guaranteed to get me in trouble.

  • So grab your favorite slope juice and, like, freakin do this glow glow to spill of it halfway down my pants for no reason.

  • Cursed interview.

  • Your task is to you see what I mean?

  • I'm not reading that.

  • I'm not.

  • I'm gonna commit bad by 2020.

  • If I don't have a girlfriend, Don't Don't tell me what to do.

  • No, it's just fixing your spelling.

  • Do it looks you forgot the apus trough, you dumb ass.

  • Now go beat being your boo boo if you're afraid of guns.

  • Just remember that even when the pool was armed, when he heard a bump in the night, J says, Christ window there, Popo, many getting double shot by winner that put with a double barrel.

  • You don't have to imagine if you're in China for, uh, I'll drink to that one.

  • This is edgy jokes, but it scares me, curse uppercut.

  • Ever pluck a guy's eyebrows and realize that they're absolutely not superior, gender and weakest.

  • My partners thought this until she got an uppercut.

  • She wasn't very superior after that.

  • Cheers to that, Gamers.

  • It was a joke.

  • It was a joke.

  • You too.

  • That's a joke.

  • I know you added your new harassment policy, but he said it.

  • But he said it.

  • How am I supposed to entire bread?

  • Oh, go these dog whistling to other groups My boyfriend, a people about a kidney stone into my hole.

  • I'm keeping it there.

  • Little hell, I'm not reading.

  • Then guys who sagged their pants below there.

  • But why?

  • Easy access for the home is Yesterday I was driving home.

  • I was driving Mars.

  • Damn, we were driving home, and some fucking guy doesn't understand the concept of pulling your pants off.

  • Up, up.

  • I said up.

  • So everyone else has to look at his butt crack.

  • And I'm like, No, I don't want to see that.

  • So I pulled that Marcie's window as we pass by and I'm ready to go nice as dumb ass.

  • But she stopped me and she says, I mean, but I'm like I'm helping.

  • I'm helping piss me off today.

  • My psych professor said you'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one or witness them while they're sick.

  • And that just hit really deep first date ideas.

  • Freestar assets killed one of their loved ones.

  • Poison their dinner check, mate.

  • How are you going to react to this?

  • Uh, no reaction.

  • Oh, your associate Pat.

  • Let's go, gamer.

  • Let's go make YouTube videos.

  • Baby Group's response to Baby Yoda Stealing a spotlight is I am Groot.

  • I would use Baby Groot as firewood to keep baby Yoda warm I would use Baby Groot as fire to cook, baby Oh, that for my baby Oda stewed that I'm gonna drink It's going to be delicious Gonna make baby Yoda flavor, Baby Odin, I'll drink yet baby out a smoothie.

  • Come on, Gamers.

  • Spanish flu, Bubonic plague, Smallpox Gold books were melting the Arctic and reviving deadly germs.

  • And they told me plague doctor was in a viable career path.

  • Who's laughing now?

  • Small people because of box down vote during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radios where all the frozen supermarket pieces are cooked to perfection.

  • Oh, that's actually a good fair point.

  • They're all set a distance where the people are perfectly cooked, the flavors sold.

  • That's where I'll be gamers.

  • Where will you be when the inevitable nuclear fallout happens?

  • My house has an end problem that's so bad I actually can recognize the smell off.

  • Aunt Nam.

  • Trick the end into thinking you're hot asshole isn't and Hill, which they can live in.

  • And then when they all crawled in, you can shot real hard and spread them out all over the lawn.

  • Psyche Pebble, Why would you write?

  • I feel bad for enjoying you Should you should feel bad.

  • That's actually a nice way to take care of the ants, because they they're probably not hurt in the process.

  • And they got more fertilizer for their next an tail thing or entire stack or whatever it's called.

  • What would be the worst place to find a use condom at the bottom of a cup of coffee?

  • You just finished drinking.

  • Hope you like cream in your coffee.

  • I like it in my G feel is y'all's high school crush.

  • Still find hell No, she went from elegant to Elefant.

  • Hell, no.

  • Last time I saw her, she was obese and had three kids, which was really sad to see because she used to have five kids.

  • Did she eat two of them?

  • What happened to him?

  • The other two kings.

  • What?

  • This T s m stand for wrong answers only tears and will start the seams and moving I got Oh, God.

  • What's the definition of trust to cannibals?

  • Giving each other That's the most beautiful.

  • A true love story.

  • Why would I read that?

  • I don't feel better after any of these.

  • He was teaching about Microsoft Word without computer nube in Afghanistan, they teach call of duty without the newcomer.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • I get it biking.

  • It's actually vegan horse riding, But I can't freakin bike.

  • So who cares?

  • You clearly haven't tried Careens.

  • Remember when you were young and your sister would have her friends over and he would try to piss loud as f So they thought you had a big people.

  • Don't need to.

  • If your sister is already bragging to her friends about your big P P.

  • Yeah, and also Corin JJ way.

  • If PP big then technically, people closer to water and could be closer to what their main people make, a less what they're splash sound.

  • So, really, if you wanna show big peopIe make people sound smash like on this video, that woman looks like a Disney princess trapped in the Pumas body.

  • Look at her eyes.

  • Maybe that's why he's banging it.

  • Okay?

  • Slavery Past, present.

  • Modern slaves are not in chains there in Dept.

  • I really hate it when my credit card company whips.

  • Sometimes when I'm too lazy to get up and Morris writes my lips, I just stick a finger in my beat, Be it now.

  • I'm not rating that.

  • Dogs are dumb animals.

  • They will love you, even if you're a piece of poopy human being a cat, you have to earn a cat's respect and love.

  • Hit is a higher standard animal.

  • Also, cat.

  • Let's Deep Throat.

  • This character's because Why not people now eating glitter pills to make their poop sparkle?

  • Jesus Christ, imagine doing anal.

  • You take your pee pee out and it's covered in sparkles Epic.

  • I think there's worse things you could spot on your pee pee, then sparkles after doing if you know what I mean.

  • Gamers In 1965 a machine was patented to deliver a baby using centrifugal force the machine with its tenure until the baby came out and it would be caught in a net at last.

  • Is that a bad idea?

  • It's a bad idea.

  • It was planted it, Damn it!

  • It was already patted.

  • Went on vacation in Okinawa, Japan.

  • What is that?

  • Oh, I wonder what you'd hear if you put your ear to it.

  • The cries of 1000 unformed babies.

  • Hi, Big Pete.

  • Big peopie.

  • Big TT.

  • Yeah.

  • What's ice?

  • Huge.

  • You happy?

  • No.

  • Why?

  • I'm guy And people say women have it tough, huh?

  • When you do something really bad in a dream.

  • But then you wake up and realize it's all fine.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Yes.

  • Good thing they're still in the base.

  • And thank God.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, my God.

  • They didn't escape.

  • Why does brain do that?

  • Where you wake up?

  • You're like Oh, God, yes.

  • My life is not such a complete mess after all.

  • How about that?

  • How much for a gram?

  • Two fitty.

  • Uh oh, wow.

  • Who?

  • I thought that there was some unlawful drug buying going on here.

  • Thankfully, it's just You've been traffic.

  • That's good.

  • I like that one.

  • Guess what?

  • You're adopted.

  • But we don't know it yet because we can't read.

  • I just picture the mom dying and they're going through her shirt and find a photo album with that photo in it.

  • They both have a mental breakdown, but then come to a realization that they're not siblings and they just bang each other.

  • Now that would be an epic game for a moment.

  • And who says there's no more modern literature?

  • Look at that.

  • What a beauty.

  • Thank you, sir.

  • Cocky.

  • Amazing.

  • When you pretended to be gay to go to the girl's sleepover, but then they start passing a dildo route.

  • No pain, no game.

  • Come on, girl.

  • You can't.

  • If you made it that far, you gotta come in pewter pen.

  • His powers kind of suck.

  • Yeah, he can fly as long as he thinks.

  • Happy thoughts.

  • That seems exploitable.

  • Why wasn't hooked ever on the deck of the ship?

  • Like hey, Peter, the Holocaust.

  • I don't have to read the punch line.

  • I don't have What are some tips to stop fighting your own nails?

  • And that'll do.

  • Thank you.

  • Ready?

  • Thank you so much.

  • That's no phone.

  • When you think about how easy it was for a last girl to give birth, I wonder if she ever threatens to put them back.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Stop!

  • Elderly woman convinced the locals that she can suck out talk, sing by licking their eyeballs.

  • See what happens when we stopped burning witches.

  • I know it.

  • I knew something was wrong.

  • What do you guys do?

  • It sleepovers.

  • We sacrifice the weakest friend to the devil.

  • Why do you think Jimmy went?

  • Who's Jimmy?

  • Exactly.

  • Just want to sit on his lap and feel him.

  • Get hard.

  • Leave them all.

  • Say intention allowed.

  • Leave their mall Santas allow.

  • This video is not getting monetized.

  • No way.

  • Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood?

  • Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insects.

  • I did this to my brother.

  • Now he's on the ground with ketchup all over it.

  • Strange.

  • Very strange.

  • I must have poison in because mosquitoes never bite me all the time.

  • They go after Mars and I've never gotten mosquito pipe.

  • What is wrong with me?

  • Am I alive?

  • Help me and my head's dead on the inside as I feel I am helping my friend cut wood until I saw this staring at me.

  • Doc Spider at living center.

  • Military.

  • We get ones this big all the time.

  • Wanna know something freaky?

  • They scored the milky white liquid.

  • If they feel threatened, which I assume is their venom you spelled aroused.

  • I didn't used to hate spiders, but they have them.

  • They have a lot of spiders in UK like really the gross ones.

  • So many Sinchi.

  • There's really stinky.

  • I hate spiders Hate spiders now, and they make me wish that something like I constantly debate whether whether existence was worth it or not.

  • You have people being so stupid.

  • You're like all right?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • And then there's some good likely at Marseille's that big when my punch.

  • But then you have spiders that squid out white liquid.

  • And this is like No, you know what?

  • Maybe we should just quit.

  • Everyone quit.

  • Maybe we should just wait.

  • Causes too much pain and agony.

  • I don't know why it's so popular.

  • I'm just going to use the toilet paper going back to good old toilet paper putting mushrooms in this Spain spot as framed map has never looked so cute.

  • Wait, Why stop?

  • Did they have to bomb the city's?

  • I keep thinking about this.

  • Like they wanted to show how powerful the atom bomb was.

  • I know they were pissed about Pearl Harbor, but like, why did they do it twice, like those of our military bases?

  • Am I missing something?

  • Like Pearl Harbor was a military base.

  • Your bomb to civilly civilian cities.

  • Like what?

  • I don't I don't understand war.

  • Okay, I'm Swedish.

  • Some of these air just trying too hard to be to be edgy.

  • I'll, I'll say that.

  • Why didn't Logan Paul High five rice come?

  • I don't know.

  • But that's not the last time he left in Asian hanging bar.

  • Ah, Alright, guys.

  • Hope you enjoyed this episode of ready to review Curse comments smash.

  • Like if you did, I would really appreciate it since his video, with most likely not be monetized order now to get it before Christmas.

  • 100 million club merch.

  • Great gift for everyone, even yourself.

  • Thank you for watching.

  • See you tomorrow.

  • Bye bye.

  • Three whole For too long you have been farting.

  • No, you are entering a new era where you shall craft booth.

  • The hour of smells and poop grades is coming.

  • Marzia Edgar.

  • And but town needs you.

  • No, the dime or you will face.

  • But roller is all about when you are seated on the porcelain Throne 40 is the game to play.

  • I'm not supposed to have my opinion about that, but that rises.

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