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  • JoJo Siwa did oopsie

  • DrDisrespect did an oopsie

  • And PewDiePie - no OOPSIES

  • wooooooooooooooooopsie

  • Good evening. I'm Poppy Moria, and welcome to Mary Ham News!

  • Our first story comes from JoJo Siwa. JoJo Siwa is a Youtuber with over almost 10 million subscribers.

  • HELLO MY GOOD FRIENDS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG KIDS. I'M PIP!

  • Why does this exist? Well, it turns out that in JoJo Siwa's...

  • ...products it was contaminated

  • for the second time with Asbestos!

  • WHAT! (You never played Tuber Simulator?!)

  • JoJo Siwa has products that cause cancer

  • WHAT! Not only does her content cause cancer, now her products do as well!!

  • JoJo Siwa was like my pillar of trust.

  • How could she break it like this!? What the frick JoJo Siwa, I trusted you!

  • I've always said: JoJo Siwa, I can trust no matter what!

  • I buy all my merch and makeup products from her.

  • But for those of you don't know: Asbestos, it's usually found in fiberglassing like isolation of houses.

  • i n s u l a t i o n

  • It's very not good to breathe in that stuff. That can give you cancer and other illnesses.

  • Very bad thing. Causing cancer to your fans, not good... Okay.

  • So she'll release this apology video-

  • APOLOGY VIDEO TIME! YAY!

  • *Happiness Noises*

  • Let's watch.

  • *Sigh Of Doom*

  • Are you serious? Are you freaking serious?

  • This motherf-

  • You do not give off that...

  • ...You do not have the right to give off that smirk.

  • JoJo, all right, and don't get me started with the ironic sigh. Le sigh.

  • I'm getting very angry!

  • You know nothing says,

  • genuine apology video like disabling the comments and uploading it on your second channel. Yay!

  • Let's make sure as few people as possible know about this!

  • JoJo: I can't do that. x2 I was gonna start this video all serious and dramatic, but

  • That's not who I am. That's not what this video is about. It's just-

  • Pewds: This video makes me....

  • This video is just pure pain to watch so I'll just skip to the end.

  • JoJo: You can get a refund, at no matter what it is, if it's used, if it's unused, you can get a full refund.

  • Pewds: Oh, so I can still use it. It has asbestos in it, but I can still use it. That's great!

  • I got asbestos for free! (and that's a great price)

  • Wow, that's so nice. Thank You, JoJo Siwa thank youuuu!

  • To be fair, play Devil's Advocate.

  • Maybe this is one of those things where-

  • God I'm trying to think. *laughs*

  • Maybe this is one of those things where it sounds bad, but it really is not that big of a deal?

  • This is the only way I can defend this!

  • I don't know and I don't care to look into it, because I'm Mary Ham and research? That's for pussies!

  • *clap* next! *clap* news!

  • Update! Update news!! Get excited for Update news!!

  • Tfue versus Faze Clan drama update. Yay! I really want to know more about this, please tell us! Yes, I will, I will. ;))

  • Okay, calm down. Tfue's lawyer has spoken out-

  • -in an interview. Previously what we know about the faze clan vs

  • Tfue lawsuit was the fact that faze clan kept saying: "Oh we tried to just give him like an updated contract (why is there a p?),

  • but he just said no, he doesn't want to be part of faze. He just like he doesn't want to be part of it

  • He- he's so unreasonable. Like, why does he not just...

  • ...negotiate with us?"

  • Well, apparently as it turns out, through T-fue's lawyers that they did they try to give a legal version of the contract to them-

  • which Faze Clan then...

  • adjusted so much in the sense that it became illegal again.

  • Faze Clan was presented with the contract Turner would accept.

  • It was, you know, as close to a legal contract and you can get, but

  • apparently, that wasn't good enough for them and they decided to, uh...

  • Mark up about half of it, get rid of about half of it, put in their own provisions;

  • Which, again, made it illegal once again.

  • Obviously, this is interesting because it changes sort of what was the dynamic of what was said.

  • But at the same time, what their version of the conduct could have been easily as unreasonable,

  • to Faze Clan as Faze Clan's contract to T-Fue. So it could be whatever. Yeah in the end

  • it could it doesn't even matter.

  • Another point that was interesting that was brought up was these sixty thousand dollars that Faze Clan

  • had only taken from T-fue and that was it, that's all they'd taken. But the lawyer brings up-

  • Well, he's actually brought them in so much more money just from being in Faze.

  • Thousand dollar figure as to what they made off him. It's disingenuous!

  • I mean, you realize how much money Faze Clan is making by

  • having Turner as part of its team? How much advertising

  • they're selling? How many sponsorships that they obtain because Turner was part of their team?

  • It's almost laughable to think that they are saying that they took

  • sixty thousand dollars from him and that's it. When they've made

  • millions of dollars.

  • Okay. Alright. It's a good point, right?

  • That's why Faze wants to have T-fue part of Faze to begin with so that they can make money...

  • of his clout, his epic fortnite clout!

  • Smash like if you like fortnite!

  • But then again, if he makes him that much money through brand deals then

  • why the hell did he only make sixty

  • thousand from it, right? Or what's 20%? I mean math, help me. Sixty times X-

  • X times-

  • X times zero.

  • Twenty...

  • It's three hundred thousand. That's my math.

  • *Disappointed laughter*

  • T-fue's only made three hundred thousand through brand deals from Faze Clan.

  • Alright, next!

  • Deji!

  • Deji versus KSI drama. Now, this has been some of the hottest drama in a very long time! *evil laugh*

  • Like, no- no one cares about this. Even me trying to figure it out. I'm like, okay. All right. Well... *dumb laughter*

  • Deji uploaded a video yesterday or two days ago. It's very emotional (here we go again)

  • YoU kNOw WhaT, I'M TiREd oF iT

  • iF yOu UNdeRstOod wHaT I wAs gOing ThROugh

  • ThEn yOu WoUld UNdeRstAnd, aLrIght!?

  • bUt PEople HaVe tO "Stutters"

  • sO MuCh LyINg aBoUt yOU

  • Okay, so how did we end up here?

  • Well, let me summarise for you!

  • Instead of watching, what, like five hours of content?

  • Three weeks ago, *stutters* Deji, KSI 's brother,

  • uploaded a video saying that he's tired of being seen as the bad guy and he uploaded this video called "bye", and he's like:

  • Uhh, my brother is not that great. Okay...

  • The main gist of the video was that he felt like his brother didn't stand up for him,

  • his brother didn't have his back, and that he's done a lot of shady stuff as well.

  • Have your back? No matter what?

  • Family sticks by you.

  • Then KSI responded to this video:

  • I was here for you

  • Whether we're on good terms or bad terms. Whenever you message me, I always reply Dej

  • I want you to succeed in everything you do. But Dej, man,

  • you have to communicate with me!

  • To me, this video seemed pretty genuine.

  • He addressed almo- I think all the issues that Deji brought up about...

  • the girl drama that happened.

  • Apparently, KSI slept with a girl that Deji liked.

  • Some drama that happened during Christmas who (Demonetisation) cares? That Deji...

  • is always getting punched in his videos, or something like that.

  • and they do respond to saying, okay moving on great great

  • Thank God just solve this privately like why was this video made to begin with?

  • I would be a lot more inclined to pick deji's side in this situation

  • If this original video didn't have a bunch of mid-rolls on it

  • It's a 45-minute video

  • very much in the same style as the Tati call out James Charles video that was gaining so much traction

  • If it wasn't for these two things

  • I would be more inclined to believe the deji's intention with just wanting to stand up for himself

  • He keeps saying that I'm not attacking KSI

  • I am just standing up for myself that my intention was not to attack him

  • But you are bringing up a lot of things about your brother to make him look bad

  • You don't have to do that to defend yourself. Not all of it

  • Is that way but a lot of it is you can stab someone and say I'm not trying to hurt you

  • Well, that doesn't change the fact then deji uploads a fourth video wearing the exact same outfit

  • What have you been tuned for the past two weeks deji?

  • Yo what's up guys it is deji

  • Oh my god

  • "Swedish Laughter"

  • In this video Deji says that he has huge evidence saying that KSI lied about the girl thing because KSI said

  • KSI said he didn't know who the girl he slept with

  • was actually someone his brother knew. Oh my god,

  • he straight up lied

  • I'm gonna show you some huge evidence that will just make you question the whole of my brother's video

  • I didn't even know she knew you I don't even remember your name even being mentioned

  • For all I knew she was just a girl that I met at a concert. I didn't even see her in any of your videos

  • And then these are his texts

  • Okay, These are his texts

  • You read them for yourselves

  • So this is KSI saying that he knew the girl was on his channel

  • But that doesn't prove that he knew that they were together. But then again

  • KSI, look at this. I have evidence.

  • Never remember your name even being mentioned for all I knew

  • he touch his nose

  • That's like a classic example of lying ksi liar confirmed.

  • This happened what three years ago two two years ago is 2016

  • I don't remember what I did yesterday

  • Help me, please. It just seems so stupid all of this. Did you guys not listen in my tati video?

  • Stop bringing private things into public then that he showed It get's so

  • Bizarre that he shows a the text message between her and this girl because he thought she gave him an STD

  • Oh, this is someone else sorry

  • Deji he is writing fu man to a girl

  • Made me sick you dumb F. How are you gonna meet me then tell me you're sick. Honestly F yourself

  • I ain't meeting you anymore. I don't trust you. You could have given me an STD

  • Dumb B word. I'm sorry, sad face sad face