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  • mine cracked Rhea Life.

  • Mine cracked.

  • You guys wanted me to play single player Minecraft.

  • You didn't specify which one.

  • Just give me what?

  • Just give me one more day, Gamers.

  • For now, we're playing real life craft or really lie likable craft.

  • I hope that's the name everyone's been talking about playing this.

  • So let's just do it.

  • Apparently, this modest like regular my craft, but harder.

  • Ah, bunch of news.

  • Do you think my craft is hard?

  • It's like Minecraft, but it's it's not a frickin dragon right back.

  • So, uh, is that a Griffin?

  • Hey, is that it was not a new record.

  • Let's try again.

  • Oh, where am I?

  • A mine.

  • Actual water.

  • Uh, eight.

  • Cool.

  • Let's try that for the third time.

  • Here we go.

  • Cool.

  • Whoa!

  • Everything is so different.

  • Oh, God has got auto jump.

  • Why on God's Earth would you want that on?

  • That's a freaking terror terror doctors thing Kind of store.

  • Oh, God.

  • Verdant marca.

  • Hello.

  • Murder and Mark a friend, friend Cool vehicle.

  • Me inverted Mark ever friend Prints.

  • Okay, Trees look very different.

  • I don't remember there being the alien from Star Trek in Minecraft.

  • That's cool as a jungle more epic dying the source.

  • That must be a nest here, stat.

  • Spender.

  • You in this thing?

  • This is awful.

  • Or these buns.

  • Other stones.

  • Okay, cool.

  • While they make a sound, it is pretty cool.

  • Actually, it's pretty impressive how different it is.

  • Cool.

  • You can't break the stone with a stone, apparently.

  • Wait, What are these?

  • What's happening?

  • Whoa, Dan, this over.

  • What?

  • Why does nothing drop anymore?

  • So I think what you need to do in this modest you have to find damn the sound of a circle.

  • You have to find Flynn.

  • Why am I losing my inventory?

  • Confused Swedish noises.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Piggies is liver or let die in this.

  • I'm going against dying.

  • The source.

  • I ain't taking the Jets.

  • We're cool, right?

  • We're cool.

  • Right down the source.

  • How did you even survive in this world?

  • This is ridiculous.

  • I'm collecting stones now.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's a castle Cheats at per leaper.

  • Well, and I think you have to drink water in this game Slips up.

  • They were cool.

  • I'm cool with the dinosaurs.

  • So far.

  • Zero bets.

  • Pretty epic.

  • Uh, okay.

  • I need to find Flint.

  • It's this Flint Flynn Flynn.

  • Oh, car was sexy.

  • Hello?

  • Oh, heck, yeah.

  • Oh, Frick!

  • Yeah!

  • Minecraft Frick it.

  • All right?

  • So it's just gravel, I think.

  • Yes.

  • OK, I found gravel.

  • Cool.

  • So we just need the Flint Flint, the pick up items you hit shift or your right place done.

  • But I'm not getting any flint different.

  • I've got wood.

  • Oh, God.

  • Is that good or evil?

  • Good or evil?

  • Okay, good is good.

  • Anything that doesn't kill May I will assume is on my side.

  • We gotta Flynn chart.

  • Okay, so now when you we have a Flynn chart, see out.

  • Wonder how I know this.

  • Well, I'm a Minecraft veteran, right?

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • School.

  • Why does it sound like I'm wearing high heels?

  • I swear, I swear I'm not wearing her years.

  • Right?

  • So you just throw, you throw the stone.

  • There you go.

  • And we gotta Flynn chart just like real life.

  • Why?

  • Because this is real life craft.

  • Now we can go against the dinosaurs.

  • I feel like I'm red.

  • Be Ah, no, that's not what we're doing.

  • Okay, you get the Flynn churn.

  • What do you do next?

  • You take a sick and you make knife.

  • And now we're ready for dinosaurs.

  • Now, for real.

  • I'm doing amazing here.

  • I've honestly never seen anyone progress this fast.

  • So now we can shop, plant and make plant fiber.

  • Why the kiss?

  • Real life on my goddess faggy.

  • I don't like you.

  • This is fun.

  • I like this.

  • I'll say that until I die.

  • Basically.

  • Okay.

  • It's like mine.

  • Easiest game of all time.

  • Okay, so now we have a ban in a plant, the fiber, and we can make a plan String.

  • Why?

  • Because it's just like real life.

  • And then we can may.

  • Ah, though, Okay.

  • I have to show the these to get stinks.

  • I think the other one I found in nature there it is.

  • 60.

  • Okay, we have to find son in this world.

  • Any world.

  • I'll find him.

  • They do it.

  • There it is.

  • Hatchet.

  • Okay, cool.

  • I think we're doing good.

  • Chop chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!

  • Toto!

  • God, this is a useless Hello?

  • Hello?

  • Uh huh.

  • Ah!

  • Oh!

  • Oh.

  • Uh, What does this seed?

  • Wow.

  • Minecraft.

  • That's awesome.

  • What I do would sit.

  • I plant I need hope.

  • Okay.

  • Interesting.

  • Summer, Autumn.

  • What?

  • Their seasons in Minecraft This is back.

  • Okay, Shut up.

  • So now we have a cash.

  • Sherwood, we played club them shut.

  • Actually, I prefer when it's quiet.

  • And then I think right.

  • Click, jump.

  • I did it.

  • I gives us two.

  • You need to do it again.

  • Oh, God.

  • That's gonna get old fast.

  • Okay, Three, uh, my lord.

  • All right, let's speed up a bit.

  • Uh, shut up.

  • Shut up.

  • Shop, shop, shop.

  • Okay, now make workbench.

  • Gosh.

  • Damn, I'm good at this game.

  • It's like, E s o.

  • You sound like farting noises that I have a bunch of stones.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You can make a couple of stone out of stone.

  • Big, I think.

  • Epic.

  • And ah, I I know this because I'm micro veteran and you could make us Ah.

  • Ah, knife.

  • I thought you could make a knife.

  • Maybe you need fiber.

  • Um, I think I'm hearing someone farting or it's it's something worse.

  • I have dagger.

  • Okay, it's you.

  • It's my sex is my Minecraft wife.

  • No, that might see it, but I think she's pretty on.

  • Uh, do I bring this with me?

  • Sure.

  • Winner.

  • It's pretty nice house.

  • Now, what do I do from here?

  • I guess I'll make arbor.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm so lots.

  • It suck to die now.

  • And I spent all this effort.

  • Okay.

  • Well, fine.

  • I'll build a house here.

  • This is my house.

  • What is making that noise?

  • There's bees in Minecraft one.

  • I just want to know if these guys are friendly or not.

  • That's all I want to know.

  • Hey, we cool.

  • Check your Beastie cheaper and check in.

  • I am checking.

  • Oh, God.

  • What's making that sound?

  • I think we are cool.

  • Can I ride you?

  • That's the real question.

  • You're not spend.

  • But I say kiss you.

  • I still kiss you.

  • What doesn't kill me if you don't like it.

  • I know you like it.

  • I kiss everyone.

  • Uh, okay.

  • Five more gamers.

  • It's getting dark.

  • And I kind of don't wanna be alone.

  • It's hard enough during the day, so I think I'm gonna go.

  • Bye bye.

  • Gonna go.

  • Bye bye for a little while.

  • I don't like that block.

  • It looks like a creeper and I want a frickin said it.

  • I'll say it again.

  • Theme.

  • Minecraft Creeper Block is sexy.

  • Jesus.

  • What?

  • That's a frickin lion.

  • Not house.

  • My house stink.

  • You're staying, Huh?

  • Huh?

  • All right.

  • I have a dagger.

  • It's okay.

  • Yes, Yes, yes, yes!

  • You're staying.

  • Oh, God.

  • He has a lot of help.

  • You can't come in my house.

  • My smell.

  • Right.

  • So where were we?

  • Don't engaged with Tiger.

  • Got it.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • Understandable.

  • Understandable.

  • I don't think that's a sound.

  • You for cobblestone?

  • I need to make a furnace.

  • I can cook this chicken from using the stones to break the stones.

  • Gamers, how epic is this?

  • Can you make stone armor in this game?

  • Let's look at this stuff you could make.

  • You could make it mithril.

  • Uh what?

  • What?

  • Stone?

  • That stone.

  • Okay, if you could make stone dagger Shirley Woolf are what I could make armor for.

  • Ah, you make our armor for Spencer Stone armor.

  • Question Mark.

  • What?

  • The Frick is in our in our room.

  • Maybe I should just make stick to the leather.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That even this sounds, it's all coming back.

  • It's a tiger!

  • Gone!

  • That's a known Damn it!

  • Damn it!

  • Huh?

  • All right.

  • Where am I?

  • What is happening?

  • I broke my broke my mouse.

  • Sorry, Mass.

  • This is still work.

  • Oh, God.

  • What is it that I fix it?

  • I fixed it.

  • Swedish engineering gamers.

  • Okay, well, that was that level.

  • I wasn't too attached, so it's fine.

  • Uh, you know, it just from I changed my mind.

  • Ho boy.

  • Alright, here we are under the ocean again.

  • Where were you born on that day?

  • Ok, I think we're onto something.

  • This looks normal.

  • I don't see any tigers.

  • I don't see no dinosaurs on a scene.

  • A giant skeleton thinks this is nice like a Swedish birch wood Bjarke Burek, as we say in Sweden, this could be Yeah, Yeah, you can pluck virus.

  • But Clark Nice.

  • Nice.

  • No sexy micro wife's.

  • No, I'm just gonna go this way.

  • What in the world's Hello?

  • Are you nicer or evil?

  • He's cold.

  • All right.

  • Nice.

  • We'll live here.

  • Cool.

  • Magma demon just spawned.

  • Hey, he's trying to kill me.

  • Recall starting to understand why auto jumping was on.

  • Just kidding.

  • It was a trap joke.

  • If you laughed with me, you're dead.

  • So cheep, Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep I won't kill you shaped you.

  • Gee, I really like the sound effects.

  • It makes me feel like I'm playing a rhythm game Minecraft rhythm game makes me forget that I'm actually murdering innocent ships.

  • Okay, now we just need to find Flynn.

  • Someone tried to make a cobblestone generator dumb.

  • That's not even how you do it.

  • Thursday.

  • Eric is in Minecraft turkey.

  • Be like Dad.

  • Can you ride the dinosaurs?

  • Don't answer if you know the answer.

  • We found it.

  • Flint this month.

  • E can't wait for the abundance of comments telling me how to play telling me how I'm playing this game wrong.

  • All right.

  • We gotta throw these flint at something hard.

  • Where your mama p p Here we go.

  • Cool.

  • Why my own blurry?

  • Oh, I'm thirsty.

  • It's freak.

  • Boy, when I get those thirsty, uh, what I throw away can't slurp.

  • Okay?

  • Low key.

  • Kind of love this bit Not gonna like.

  • Then bar big that was Spread it out like a sandwich and we shop it.

  • Does it have to be all the same type of wool?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Ah, duh.

  • Oh, there you are.

  • There you are, Mr Water.

  • She the duh.

  • All right, cool.

  • That's enough.

  • That's a nice I don't understand.

  • You can die in this game.

  • It's embarrassing.

  • Is that my stomach.

  • Am I getting hungry?

  • Oh, God, Like I got raw turkey if I get really.

  • But if it gets really bad, Okay.

  • We need to make us freak in bed.

  • Not a bed for freaking but a freak.

  • You catch my drift, gamer Frick.

  • I can't sleep, okay?

  • I got to survive until 9th 0 God.

  • What's my best option here?

  • Dig straight down.

  • Come on.

  • It's may say I'm so hungry.

  • I need to slay heat.

  • I don't think God.

  • Yes.

  • Good morning, gamers.

  • I'm hungry.

  • I'm tired, but I ain't giving it a name tag.

  • I found it.

  • I found Thanks.

  • Name tag.

  • I've Yes, Uh, I'm very, very hungry.

  • Smug.

  • Agree.

  • I'm very hungry smugly looking for food.

  • Oh, God.

  • Yes!

  • Yes, yes, yes.

  • Perfect.

  • Perfect.

  • Yes.

  • We're gonna live.

  • Gamers.

  • Yes.

  • Uh oh, yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes!

  • How can you die in this mud?

  • Pathetic.

  • Okay, I need enough for my cobblestones.

  • I don't trust anything.

  • Okay, that should be enough, right?

  • Yeah, we got enough.

  • I might as well make one on this side of okay.

  • And now we make cookies.

  • McKee, pookie cookies, monkey Put cookies, Monkey Pookie and saying in there.

  • Mushuc.

  • I'm so sorry for Oh, God, I'm so hungry.

  • Gamers!

  • Oh, God, I'm not num num number.

  • Mmm.

  • Delish.

  • Then then then then then then such a good dish.

  • All right, let's find banks and give him back his name tag.

  • There's a house there, mister.

  • What?

  • Their Viking did pillage.

  • That's what they did.

  • They pillage.

  • Just gotta scream really confidently when you know.

  • Never mind.

  • What?

  • Hello?

  • Hey.

  • Hey.

  • Who wants to dead?

  • That's what I thought.

  • There's a freak in town there.

  • Am I too hot?

  • I'm burning up there.

  • It's too hot in here.

  • Breath.

  • Maybe they have a pool in here.

  • This is cool.

  • Wow.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, God, I'm dying.

  • I'm heat that This is super high.

  • Did they have a pool?

  • How?

  • God, I'm dying pool, huh?

  • I'm in water.

  • I'm in actual Oh, thank God it's working.

  • Maybe because I pee pee a little.

  • Hey, look, it's Belle Delfina and her bathroom.

  • I didn't know that they had a She says what is thing a re friends.

  • Okay, I guess we call a piston.

  • Why?

  • It feels like there's no point for me to build in this game, because everything I find it so cool anyway.

  • Gosh, you're all so poor.

  • I hear the dog.

  • I will find the dog.

  • He's calling for me.

  • He needs me, man.

  • I'm coming.

  • I swore small right here.

  • Vein.

  • Okay.

  • All right, gamers, hope you're going to enjoy that episode of really lie lining.

  • Okay, Goddamn it.

  • Hope you guys enjoy that episode.

  • If you did smash like, subscribe merch.

  • See you tomorrow.

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