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What?
Hi.
I'm not even dressed properly.
God damn it all work of everybody.
Welcome back to meantime, as we say here.
No, not young.
Young me may think the means is the future, Everybody.
That's all the world is going to be about in a few years.
It just means specifically jacks up.
The guy means the whole world's gonna turn into those.
Probably not.
That's our jacks up the guy Stay in school.
Not for babies staying in school.
Sorry I spent.
That was disrespectful saying schools for big babies.
Big, small, stinky brains.
Now be a gamer.
That's what it's all about.
I don't have a controller here.
I'm a bad gamer.
I'm a gamer.
Everybody.
I don't go anywhere without my valve.
Index controllers all the time just sticking on my head, said, jumping into the virtual world cause my life sucks.
The real world it's only want to do is game and virtual reality.
Sorry, Mom.
I can't come to dinner right now.
I'm gaming cardboard cutouts coming for me.
Run away, everybody.
He'll catch it.
That's not that's not a nice face.
That's a smile that he has in his face.
He'll he'll get He'll comb in the night and spring forward and kill you in your sleep.
I don't have them here, though.
Lost?
Um, he's back in L A.
I ran away from him.
He'll catch up with me eventually.
I tried to take his place.
That's why I cook my hair again.
I saw you.
I saw you people.
You people that this new co perch Were you people at the scene?
Slash Slash You know what?
You worry.
See what it says in the back?
More, baby.
Do you know what that says?
Can you translate that?
No new co perch.
There's another one of the new shirts is nice, right?
Yeah.
Check that out.
Abstract job fuckers know about coke Windbreakers, huh?
Rain gets to you because you're Irish or English and rain.
And all the time that you cook windbreaker, not rain will disappear.
Like John seen Sean when he finds the elusive end portal in the place, he forgot to check.
Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt, don't you know?
Don't you monetize me.
They said it, not me.
Blurt out bird all out.
Can we do it afterwards and just sleep it all out?
I love swearing.
I'm Irish.
Are you going?
You know, I was Irish potatoes in my veins.
Jack, when something amazing happens, the best thing that can happen to a potato.
I told you those potatoes in these veins, those potatoes in my stomach was potato in my brains.
That one.
A lot of people believe definitely a lot of potatoes in my brain from Burger King.
Proving anything that Burger King can offer could be the greatest thing that's happened to a potato lights.
But Sue Burger King.
Oh, what you got there, Potato?
E need to get Felix back Every time we play.
He just potatoes me.
But it's He started the world, so I can't go into creative and make stuff the way he did.
What was the context of this original scene?
I mean, I know he has an ostrich, and he didn't want to say there's an ostrich that much.
I get big brain.
But why?
Why did you have an ostrich?
What's he going to do with it?
What's the You know what?
I don't need to know.
I don't need to know the Entomology of my means.
I just like my means.
Right here.
Right here.
Mimi.
Mimi?
Right here.
Mimi Mean template.
Jack's computer be late.
You're not wrong.
I mean, I can see lights on they could see processors and I could see GPU is and all I kind of stuff.
But really, all I see is potato, You know, in the Matrix.
When Neo saw the green code for the first time, he was like, I finally figured it all out.
That's me.
Except always use potatoes.
It's potatoes all the time.
I have potato vision.
Top of morning.
Okay, You got this all wrong.
Top of morning, Belle.
Belle.
Belle, Belle.
I didn't steal the person.
Got a right ding ding.
Irish noises.
This is all wrong.
This is backwards.
It's ding ding ding, top of mourning.
Get a right game.
Go back.
Go back!
Is that the Minecraft series?
Just go back to the very beginning.
Go back to the first episode.
Right now it is a playlist at the top of the channel.
Click that.
Go watch every episode again because clearly you're getting it wrong.
Top of morning.
Ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding Irish noises.
Does that sound like how I start the Minecraft?
Adios smh my potatoes this way.
I don't know if that's true, but I'm going to check.
Oh, what a great use of that former way.
Have a lot of SpongeBob means this time because I like it so much because it's my favorite mean in recent years.
Means they're just not as good as they used to be.
Used to be Great means used to stay around forever.
Now you have a mean and as soon as you see it, it's gone.
I want means to stick around, have some longevity.
I'm sick of Felix, killing them so quickly.
I want them to stick around all right, that's what we'll do.
Felix kills the means.
We'll stay here and revitalize them on, revive them and get to the way too late, because this one's about Mimi's already your elephant.
When Shawn gets jump scared by the cardboard cutouts for the last time, I I'll burn them.
Didn't they did?
There's vanished.
I woke up in the last day in L.
A, and they knew I was leaving.
I don't know where they went.
Anybody see them have no idea where they went.
That could be under your bed right now.
Check it.
Check that bed.
Last thing you want is a giant jacks up cardboard head under your bed.
Next cardboard head.
Be like I'm ahead.
Take the lead.
The truth.
David, you're not wrong.
There is a good one.
Minecraft mean exists.
Everyone.
I I'm a boat up, SpongeBob out in the background.
You didn't even make Steve big enough to cover.
This is going to be my life.
I mean, that takes zero effort.
There's a mean That's a mean.
And also what were you just watching?
Sponge book me Breaks one fence block my entire firm.
I I'm a head out.
That did happen.
Except in my case.
It's like creeper.
I I'm not explode my head.
It's probably better Mim in there with I'm a I'm ahead blow.
I'm a get head.
Know that Simon Theodore in Alvin Graver explodes Chunk offense gone pouring Doesn't get what he did.
Get out.
Brought him back in skeleton.
Um, and this man's whole career Minecraft is the saddest enemy of all time.
I can't handle it.
It's given me more heartbreak than my actual life when you say creeper, but she doesn't say, Ah man, I I'm