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  • I have a blister on my thumb from drumming.

  • The video has started.

  • What?

  • Hi.

  • I'm not even dressed properly.

  • God damn it all work of everybody.

  • Welcome back to meantime, as we say here.

  • No, not young.

  • Young me may think the means is the future, Everybody.

  • That's all the world is going to be about in a few years.

  • It just means specifically jacks up.

  • The guy means the whole world's gonna turn into those.

  • Probably not.

  • That's our jacks up the guy Stay in school.

  • Not for babies staying in school.

  • Sorry I spent.

  • That was disrespectful saying schools for big babies.

  • Big, small, stinky brains.

  • Now be a gamer.

  • That's what it's all about.

  • I don't have a controller here.

  • I'm a bad gamer.

  • I'm a gamer.

  • Everybody.

  • I don't go anywhere without my valve.

  • Index controllers all the time just sticking on my head, said, jumping into the virtual world cause my life sucks.

  • The real world it's only want to do is game and virtual reality.

  • Sorry, Mom.

  • I can't come to dinner right now.

  • I'm gaming cardboard cutouts coming for me.

  • Run away, everybody.

  • He'll catch it.

  • That's not that's not a nice face.

  • That's a smile that he has in his face.

  • He'll he'll get He'll comb in the night and spring forward and kill you in your sleep.

  • I don't have them here, though.

  • Lost?

  • Um, he's back in L A.

  • I ran away from him.

  • He'll catch up with me eventually.

  • I tried to take his place.

  • That's why I cook my hair again.

  • I saw you.

  • I saw you people.

  • You people that this new co perch Were you people at the scene?

  • Slash Slash You know what?

  • You worry.

  • See what it says in the back?

  • More, baby.

  • Do you know what that says?

  • Can you translate that?

  • No new co perch.

  • There's another one of the new shirts is nice, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Check that out.

  • Abstract job fuckers know about coke Windbreakers, huh?

  • Rain gets to you because you're Irish or English and rain.

  • And all the time that you cook windbreaker, not rain will disappear.

  • Like John seen Sean when he finds the elusive end portal in the place, he forgot to check.

  • Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt, don't you know?

  • Don't you monetize me.

  • They said it, not me.

  • Blurt out bird all out.

  • Can we do it afterwards and just sleep it all out?

  • I love swearing.

  • I'm Irish.

  • Are you going?

  • You know, I was Irish potatoes in my veins.

  • Jack, when something amazing happens, the best thing that can happen to a potato.

  • I told you those potatoes in these veins, those potatoes in my stomach was potato in my brains.

  • That one.

  • A lot of people believe definitely a lot of potatoes in my brain from Burger King.

  • Proving anything that Burger King can offer could be the greatest thing that's happened to a potato lights.

  • But Sue Burger King.

  • Oh, what you got there, Potato?

  • E need to get Felix back Every time we play.

  • He just potatoes me.

  • But it's He started the world, so I can't go into creative and make stuff the way he did.

  • What was the context of this original scene?

  • I mean, I know he has an ostrich, and he didn't want to say there's an ostrich that much.

  • I get big brain.

  • But why?

  • Why did you have an ostrich?

  • What's he going to do with it?

  • What's the You know what?

  • I don't need to know.

  • I don't need to know the Entomology of my means.

  • I just like my means.

  • Right here.

  • Right here.

  • Mimi.

  • Mimi?

  • Right here.

  • Mimi Mean template.

  • Jack's computer be late.

  • You're not wrong.

  • I mean, I can see lights on they could see processors and I could see GPU is and all I kind of stuff.

  • But really, all I see is potato, You know, in the Matrix.

  • When Neo saw the green code for the first time, he was like, I finally figured it all out.

  • That's me.

  • Except always use potatoes.

  • It's potatoes all the time.

  • I have potato vision.

  • Top of morning.

  • Okay, You got this all wrong.

  • Top of morning, Belle.

  • Belle.

  • Belle, Belle.

  • I didn't steal the person.

  • Got a right ding ding.

  • Irish noises.

  • This is all wrong.

  • This is backwards.

  • It's ding ding ding, top of mourning.

  • Get a right game.

  • Go back.

  • Go back!

  • Is that the Minecraft series?

  • Just go back to the very beginning.

  • Go back to the first episode.

  • Right now it is a playlist at the top of the channel.

  • Click that.

  • Go watch every episode again because clearly you're getting it wrong.

  • Top of morning.

  • Ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding Irish noises.

  • Does that sound like how I start the Minecraft?

  • Adios smh my potatoes this way.

  • I don't know if that's true, but I'm going to check.

  • Oh, what a great use of that former way.

  • Have a lot of SpongeBob means this time because I like it so much because it's my favorite mean in recent years.

  • Means they're just not as good as they used to be.

  • Used to be Great means used to stay around forever.

  • Now you have a mean and as soon as you see it, it's gone.

  • I want means to stick around, have some longevity.

  • I'm sick of Felix, killing them so quickly.

  • I want them to stick around all right, that's what we'll do.

  • Felix kills the means.

  • We'll stay here and revitalize them on, revive them and get to the way too late, because this one's about Mimi's already your elephant.

  • When Shawn gets jump scared by the cardboard cutouts for the last time, I I'll burn them.

  • Didn't they did?

  • There's vanished.

  • I woke up in the last day in L.

  • A, and they knew I was leaving.

  • I don't know where they went.

  • Anybody see them have no idea where they went.

  • That could be under your bed right now.

  • Check it.

  • Check that bed.

  • Last thing you want is a giant jacks up cardboard head under your bed.

  • Next cardboard head.

  • Be like I'm ahead.

  • Take the lead.

  • The truth.

  • David, you're not wrong.

  • There is a good one.

  • Minecraft mean exists.

  • Everyone.

  • I I'm a boat up, SpongeBob out in the background.

  • You didn't even make Steve big enough to cover.

  • This is going to be my life.

  • I mean, that takes zero effort.

  • There's a mean That's a mean.

  • And also what were you just watching?

  • Sponge book me Breaks one fence block my entire firm.

  • I I'm a head out.

  • That did happen.

  • Except in my case.

  • It's like creeper.

  • I I'm not explode my head.

  • It's probably better Mim in there with I'm a I'm ahead blow.

  • I'm a get head.

  • Know that Simon Theodore in Alvin Graver explodes Chunk offense gone pouring Doesn't get what he did.

  • Get out.

  • Brought him back in skeleton.

  • Um, and this man's whole career Minecraft is the saddest enemy of all time.

  • I can't handle it.

  • It's given me more heartbreak than my actual life when you say creeper, but she doesn't say, Ah man, I I'm ahead out that sponge septic pence.

  • That's disgusting looking.

  • That's so bad it looks like Looks like it should be on some kind of register.

  • Sean, I need next be Let's go to the nether Sean sees a big lava pool I I'm ahead for contentment.

  • It happened one time The other time in the lava crept up on me It climbed the wall and got me Man, you fall in love a 10 times and suddenly it's a trend and everyone makes fun of you.

  • So mean sad, sad gamer noises.

  • Jack sees a sign next to a large hole saying free potatoes down the hole.

  • Jack, I I'm Ed.

  • That one's true.

  • Changes misery.

  • Mmm mmm.

  • I I'm ahead in.

  • You never see the trap.

  • I still just have to go.

  • My friend and I decided we needed our own jacks up.

  • The guy emerged to represent around Vancouver these air what we had made Top of morning.

  • Oh, man.

  • Creeper.

  • That's actually really cool.

  • Top of morning.

  • I hope some people walk by you and just ding ning ning If they didn't sad potato noises cries in top of morning.

  • That's really cool, though.

  • Thank you.

  • That's really sweet of you to do.

  • And not for the Minecraft.

  • Enough of the regular means.

  • It's time for Big Brain Goose means we hunted up on the board earlier.

  • We need it back.

  • Make an innocent kid buy back his own toys.

  • Hunks, Don't make me laugh so much.

  • It's so stupid.

  • I need gold for this.

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Good job.

  • Good job.

  • Sorry that I'm not the best editor in the world.

  • Stocks Wall Street.

  • When they searched, the numbers go up again.

  • Stocks young didn't even use the goose of the game.

  • You want 123 r f and took the stock picture.

  • That's a good name.

  • That's it.

  • That's an epic 10 God.

  • Remember him?

  • This is him now.

  • Feel old yet?

  • I don't remember.

  • Happy wheels.

  • I remember.

  • Remember when Jack said the guy had green hair?

  • I remember, man.

  • That was really where The gamer days, weren't they?

  • When everybody had colored hair, everyone was playing happy wheels.

  • Everyone was like, Oh, my God, like I subscribe A lot has changed.

  • Speaking of which, I better like this video.

  • If you don't like this video, a goose will come to your house and take your toes.

  • I'm not even saying it for the mean.

  • I'm not even saying it for a joke, but legitimately What will happen?

  • Ah, yes, my favorite game.

  • Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk!

  • I'm good.

  • To be fair, That is what I call my first episode.

  • And then the second episode was Young Kyung kyung and I just recorded the third and last episode and I don't want to call it Well, I guess you know by now By the time this video comes out mind boom, why go away?

  • The young king Peace was never an option.

  • There should be a mode like that.

  • All people please mod the game.

  • Can you mud the game that you could get an ax in your mouth and chop people's legs off?

  • But be so epic If there was murder in my video games, if it was murder in my goose game, my happy go Old people video games cause violence.

  • Me trying to gather items.

  • From what I just said, the video games I just said that I wanted violence in little goose game they don't cause violence.

  • I swear, I'm just I'm just comedically violent.

  • I'm not actually violent.

  • The thought of hurting another human person being She breaks my little Irish heart.

  • It breaks the little potato inside would never hurt somebody but a goose unless young question mark First footage of untitled goose getting 2090 since then Predict everything seriously.

  • Their stuff.

  • Recently, they predicted, like trump stuff.

  • There was another one with Greta Thornburg, uh, with Lisa and the predicted that a good 10 man.

  • Good, good, mean good use of it mean for a gamer, that's that's awesome.

  • Also realized how ridiculous that whole clippers on last but not least, I told you.

  • All you need is a good mean pointing to a sign, and then that's all it is.

  • That's the best idea for me.

  • Beauty pie.

  • Be like, yes, quite bored.

  • Two point.

  • Oh, laugh.

  • But we haven't had a good laugh in a while.

  • There's no laughs out there or we have our means to cure depression, but we don't have laughs to help lift us up and keep us.

  • They're coming soon.

  • Season two jacks up the guy's funniest home videos.

  • Maybe question mark like this video, if you want Season to Jack should interview Chiana Reeves.

  • I almost did.

  • I I talked about this.

  • I can't remember where.

  • But back in May, when John Wick three was coming out, I somebody from the studio came to me and asked if I wanted to interview Chiana Reeves.

  • I obviously said yes, because who would turn down Jesus Christ himself?

  • But like a week before it was supposed to happen, they said, No, sorry, it's not happening cause I think the press junket good just got smaller, or Chiana didn't do as many interviews.

  • Something like that happened.

  • It bounces back all the time, But it would have been right before the Chris Hemsworth interview, and it would have been right before E three, when Quiano means rose to the top.

  • Could you imagine?

  • We could have been in on the ground floor with Chiana Reeves in the same room with him.

  • I could have shook in his hand and smelled his hair.

  • We could have made some means of our own before they kicked off.

  • Sometimes a gamer just doesn't win.

  • Sometimes a gamer just doesn't respond.

  • I was I was really sad about it.

  • He was a really fun one that I was really looking forward to doing.

  • If you guys turned this into another whiteboard slash P s a mean.

  • I will smite you.

  • You're doing the exact same thing.

  • You're partaking.

  • You don't have ground to stand on.

  • If you're Irish Point at this sign.

  • Happy potato noises.

  • That's me.

  • I'm Irish.

  • Lets me Do you guys know I was Irish?

  • Have I told you guys about this because heard about this new ding ding ding Irish noises for a limited time.

  • What the freaky Jack said The guy's ding ding ding Irish noises.

  • I want those.

  • That's a really good edit away.

  • Are they actually just called?

  • Ding ding dings its hostess, Ding Dongs.

  • I get it.

  • No, my brain get Before I didn't get the MIM.

  • Now I get the mean guys.

  • I've gotten context.

  • That's that's not a bad edit.

  • I don't know if people make the means or if they steal the means.

  • I don't know what the reposted what's not.

  • It's higher, normal video name.

  • Jack said.

  • To get Yang Kyung Kyung, that's all you need.

  • Thistles.

  • YouTube, 2019.

  • Changing the game.

  • Just say Helen Keller counter everything.

  • My butt is down here.

  • If you don't know, That's what the sign originally said.

  • So I was like, That's a good picture.

  • And then Evelyn Well, actually evidence that she wanted a picture first, and then I stole her idea Big brain on.

  • That was her picture.

  • So I told her to go into that post.

  • Last but not least, gamers, I leave you with something amazing.

  • I'm gonna I'm gonna bounce out.

  • This has been your mean President Jacks up the guy at the Jacks up the guy Variety channel.

  • Mr Potato himself, the Gaelic gladiator body.

  • Billy Bob McGinty citing out Have fun gamers.

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