Name: Regarding the rumors about me today
Uploaded: 2020-03-26T06:35:15.000Z
Duration: 14 min 20 s
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To-infinitive

I'm like, I want to see you don't want us to do it.

Past simple

I know I didn't want to see child porn, but I just wanted to be like, Okay, let me just pretend.

The imperative

Let me pretend like I'm a pedophile first.

Okay, by the way, just for the record, police.

Like you can literally get arrested for sight.

First of all, I don't understand why anybody would be turned on by that, but that's the first good thing you said.

I mean, that moment, especially in full, just for context, because that seems to be missing.

Uh, nowadays, I cannot believe that I am having to make this video.

I ah, I'm gonna start by saying I am not a fucking pedophile.

Go on record saying I am not a fucking pedophile.

It's disgusting that people are saying I'm a fucking pedophile because of some shitty ass fucking jokes from six years ago on a podcast.

I am sorry that I used to make really shitty fucking jokes.

I am sorry that I was so bucking like, insecure and life playing this character, this guy who's like crazy and will say anything and tries to make people laugh by shocking them.

A lot of people now don't know that if you started watching my videos more recently, you might not know that.

But back in the day 2000 2008 to 2012 ish, maybe 2013 that was my thing.

I I thought it was so I loved the feeling of making somebody shocked and laugh because they couldn't believe what was coming out of my mouth.

I wasn't confident enough to make smarter jokes.

I was playing crazy, stereotypical characters I was doing shit that was racially insensitive.

I was doing shit that could be considered fat shaming.

I was doing some fucked up like comedy stuff that I'm not proud of, like, huh?

I have changed so much as a person and as a creative and a director and a writer and stuff like the stuff that I was saying back on those back in those times, I would never say now, ever like, because I don't think that's funny.

Listening to that clip just now I didn't laugh.

But when you hear that clip, you hear my co host laughing, which is was my goal.

I wanted to always make her shock and laugh.

Our thing was like, Oh, I'm gonna say something super crazy to get hurt.

Be like, Oh my God, Gene, you can't say that like that was our thing.

And if you listen to the podcast for years, you would know that that clip started circulating today, but they cut it up.

Basically, there's a clip right now called Shane Dawson is a pedophile.

You can't say somebody's a pedophile and say you have proof whether or not that's there's a lot of legal words I don't know.

But I think there is a word for that defamation of character.

I I don't know, but it seems illegal to me to call somebody fucking pedophile, knowing that they are not well, at least not having actual proof.

So before you get into that clip, I want to start with their other piece of proof that when I saw it, I assumed that people would be like, Oh, this is a joke like, Oh, this whole thing is a joke because one of their pieces of proof was taking a picture of me and Ryland my boyfriend and then a picture of me and Lisa my axe circling their faces and saying they look like babies.

That was one of the pieces of proof for calling me something as disgusting as a pedophile.

So, of course, when that clip started circulating on Twitter, they would cut that part out because the person posting a Twitter or delayed that's crazy.

So six years ago ish, I probably should have looked that up.

I mean, I'm getting exactly okay a long time ago, I think 2012 if yes, 2012 ish.

So in the podcast, I'm telling a story about a little girl I saw in real life who was, like, had makeup on and like, the whole shebang.

I don't know exactly what to call it, but that's what it was.

And she was on Instagram, and she's posting like, really like creepy selfies.

And her dad was helping her, and it was fucking creepy.

So of course I take that story and I talk about it on the podcast.

Now, of course, what they didn't also show in that video clip is me talking about how fucking creepy it waas.

But then I started making jokes about it because that's what I did back then.

So I was saying, you know, while she was sexy, But then right away I'd be like, I'm just getting Of course, when they posted that they would cut out that I'm just kidding.

Shane talked about Googling naked babies, which, by the way, I never did.

Like I was making a joke and telling a story and lying and being like, Well, I Googled make a bit.

Of course I didn't google fucking naked babies.

I don't time to Google fucking naked babies, and that's gross and weird.

And then, of course, I said, First of all, I said I wasn't looking for child porn.

Then I said after that, I don't know why anybody would be turned on by babies, and they cut that up.

Oh, but of course, they cut all those out at its scary music Google image search pictures of little Girls, which is creeping, by the way.

Whoever edited that video and made it seem like this creepy conspiracy, but not even a conspiracy because they said it was a fact that they said Shane Dawson is a pedophile in the title.

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