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Welcome everyone. Look who's here. Brought her back baby, to play the greatest game of all time (yay)
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What (you've never played tuber simulator?! ?)
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You never played minecraft?
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So when you look at that, when you look at that meatball, what does that-What does that tell you?
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Use this to look around. Well, that's my giant meatball. This is my world in Minecraft Marzia.
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wait am I supposed to look at there or here
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*happy marzia noises* :)
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We have this really awkward setup, and your name is James Charles fan because that's my secret Minecraft account :c
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Ohno! They will know now, I'll change it it's fine
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Yeah, I do I'm wearing this uh... I'm wearing this spooky helmet. you look cute, you're wearing a
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You're wearing a diamond helmet (gold*). See if you press I think f5 you can change so you see yourself. that's how you look like.
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Yeah, you're wearing diamond armor you should be happy with it, all right
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marzia: so how do I break stuff?
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Don't break anything. NOOO :o
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Stop!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey relax
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you told me one button, and im pressing it
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Yeah, you're in creative mode I don't know how to get you out of it, okay, I got to show you stuff
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Okay, so this-
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Marzia! come over here! Okay, that's my slave- I mean my worker, I pay him minimum wage.
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So there's this uh, this is my automatic farm, you come over here and press this button.
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Yeah he's doing the machinery
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Don't worry about it.
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Press this button.
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No, just right click on the button
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Yeah
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Starts to farm and if you follow me here
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marzia: you know, im not very fast ahaha its the first time I use this
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No, you're doing good maybe the farm isn't that impressive okay
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It's just like I'm getting stuff, follow me. This is council of water sheep.
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Yeah. Hey! Hey! Hey! oh my god no!!! you let out council of water sheep :c
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*marzia vehemently denies cruel and destructive allegations*
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Get back to work Council. All right quick quick quick they're council of water sheep. No, I don't know.
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Okay, so I'm building this like oh I gotta show you IKEA Tower. Follow me
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ohmygod stop changing the [subject] its so annoying
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Look at IKEA tower look at look at the IKEA Tower! [in all its glory]
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Woah! Woahhh! Wow!
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is it a horse?
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Yeah, that's Joergen, that's Joergen 2
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Are you trying to grief water sheep?
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Follow me to the meatball!
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Okay, we'll do our own level in a second. I just really want to show you like what ive been...
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Why you haven't seen me in the past-
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marzia: what is in the WAter?!
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that's a creeper
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not that, that
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Oh, that's a squids marzia: why are they so big?
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what happens if I fall in the water?
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pewds: they'll eat you >:-) don't fall in the water
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marzia: woah, really? pewds: no. you can actually breathe in water cuz I have this like things set up
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marzia to squid: whoa, what are you gonna do to me? concerned pewds: idk what do you wAnt it to do to you
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i wanted to give him a ride
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(I wanted him to give me a ride)
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Well, you can ride horses and stuff but now
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You can't write squinch my see ya
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No one's ever tried it I like the thing with my crap everyone these things you can do different things
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Alright, you should come up over here
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Yeah, go up thing now ignore the city
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Okay, this is a my Japanese house that I built for spend. Oh, yeah, you can fly cuz you're in creative mode
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Okay down there
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This is Sven
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And this is men's boyfriend and this is friend's son
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Oh shit. Yeah, come on. That's Q and then there's a liberal. Wait. Oh, he didn't name. Yeah boyfriend
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I haven't named the Sun yet. I need a name tag, but it's gonna be sensing
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What are you doing Tim? Well, everything's judging you right now, let me take you to my freaked onion
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Hey, what's that attacking me? Oh
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It's a fan thumbs. Hurry up. Okay. Oh, yeah, they're so annoying
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It's cuz I haven't slept in the game these annoying things come from the sky
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Hey, I gotta get my training back
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No, it comes back after all, okay, so wait wait wait where Specter
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That's pinky comes and goes so this is what their sheep and dungeon you press this it opens up
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That's tower a llama
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She likes tower I'm impressed by Minecraft fiancee this is nips
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Finally tower love. Let me show you Tara. Llama no one likes tower llama
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It's alright. So this is all the my workers. So after they in the freak dungeon after they they are done freaking thing
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I release them hearing. Hey guys, you're free
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Activated my own tribe by accident. Okay. Look
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Look look at him
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And then I send them up with a thing they go to work
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It's great Oh up there is do you want to try it? You can try and go into tribe making sure
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He's fine. He's fine
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Yeah, yeah gonna trap
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The Travis to good she can't find it. It's it's a
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That's not that is not the trap you want you mixed it. It doesn't matter
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Yeah
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Oh
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Look, you're one of the workers. Yeah, what job do you want?
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You can be whatever you want
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Spence mother
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That's so you. Okay. Well that bets it then Wow
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Why is he doing in my bed?
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Get out
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Is my bag
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You're not gamers. Good night gamers. All right, we should play our own world up. Okay, what should we name our seed?
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It should be called like if we have a sanctuary what would it be called bug lion?
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So I'm creating a new world front
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This is gonna be our world. But now no more fun and games Marzia. We have to survive no fun
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We have to serve
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Oh my god
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sheets
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Someone do that please for us. Oh, here we are mines yet. Oh, you're so kawaii. Look you have lazy old outfit now
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What are you looking at?
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We have to survive this is important. Oh my god, there's for arrogance
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You're James Charles man, you can talk to me their donkeys look a baby. Thank you. So cute
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Okay, well
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Hmm, you can get only if you right-click it, but it will kick you off cuz you need to tame it
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Well, it looks like you're doing more than k me right please there is not work like I can get out you just hit me
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You're in it. Oh
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Yeah, you did
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He totally just pushed you on down. But okay. What about Beast?
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You can try the sheep's as far as I know you can do other things
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Frickin stay yeah, that's a button. So the world is completely like random randomly mates. And this is our world night will come though
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I see if you look at the sky. So we need to make our farts home
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Yeah, yeah
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So if you follow me
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The first thing you do in Minecraft is cut down a tree with your bare fists to get some wood
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It's a pick a pick a tree that you hate and just start punching it. Thank you
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Well, we can replant the trees which one are you going for?
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So you just hold you just hold down that button and you see it started decreasing
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Yeah, you know you got your first block in Minecraft
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Yeah, that's how they work that's how signs work notch made this game he decides if you press e
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You get like your inventory?
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Okay, okay after you and then you have like this crafting area, right?
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Yeah, if you bring the blocks there you can make them into wood we're more wouldn't like planks or whatever
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So you just right right click there? Yeah
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Yeah, and then place them in with your Eamon turn and then you have more and then now you can make other things
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So this is like log and now it's like planks and then you can take the planks to make other things
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For example, you could grab more
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Yeah, you can do that and then you place one
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Right click in there and then click left click in the different spaces
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If you place one in each thing you make a workbench, which maybe isn't that important or orange? Steak sticks are good, too. Okay
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Yeah, it makes sticks and I'll make a workbench you
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Know we have to make a
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Well, well we can make an axe so you can break us up faster
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So if you give me your steaks I can make you an axe. Alright, I'll make your necks anyway
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You click on the crafting table and you make this pattern
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Well, I can tell maybe if you watch my let's place
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There you go, there you go she's making workbench next up you'll make a cobblestone generator I
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Think you have enough sticks. Okay. So come over come over to your boy. Hello. Stop. Don't punch me
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You know, I have an x-ray Wow
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Wow
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I
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Wholly say that you need an axe to we're gonna build a house Marzia
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Don't eat the mushrooms
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Your point they're poison mushrooms no, they're not you can make mushroom stew if you want
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I'd say we have to build a house zombies are coming at night
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Here grab his hands grab that axe. I give you an axe. Just keep chopping
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Yes chop wood might see a chop shop. You have to say
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Reach yeah, you break faster if you say chop chop
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Okay, once we get it enough wood we should pick a spot
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No, they can drop like apples it might be good to have a little snack
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You know, I was just gonna murder one of the cows
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What did you say nice murder nothing what I would never do not do not are we doing a vegan let's play
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But then we have to it's so much harder
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Hi, all right well eating mushroom we're eating mushroom tonight gamers
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Okay, I think we have enough wood
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I think what we can do now is we can find like a nice spot where we want to build our house
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I up we're underwater or whatever you want. Okay, maybe not underwater. That's a good idea
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Okay, I like that I like that see this is
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Where do you go? Are you going up? Okay, I see I see
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Yeah, so 200 part. Let's play incoming Peter pine James Charles fan. Do you like to any Charles?
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Well, no, I don't like you don't like this is so cool this is incredible
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All right, you pick a spot whatever you want
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But it doesn't work if you're gonna break up Emma we can replant trees. There's flower biomes eyz
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Okay, you're using an axe to cut down PP which is not very efficient, so here you go use this for
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The dirt stuff and use this pickaxe to cut down the gray stuff
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Are you doing good? Yeah
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Yeah, but here I'll use this one. I sent it. This one is prettier
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I made a better one for you. If it gets dark we can let up this place. Oh my god
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It's getting dark real fast Marcia. Oh my god. They quicker. My Zia is getting darker
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I'll make torch. Are you blind? Oh my god. There we go. What should we name our home?
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Potato I like that we should build a giant potato that shouldn't be potato
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And then we only grow up with paedos, wait, what are you doing I'm helping you. Excuse me. Oh, sorry
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Sorry, I'll be right back. If I die Marcia, just no, what do you mind? I just know that that is
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dad
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Abandoning me. I'm just gonna
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I'm coming back. I'm coming back. We just don't have any food. Where's the hole? Oh, here we go
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You pick that you pick the good home. Yeah, I did this. So now we can put
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So evil people don't come in for the door here. Perfect
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You like that
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Okay, I have a bit and then Fedor here
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That's good. I like this. I thought it would look good together. Just like using different. You know, what nevermind?
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That's yeah, they don't have them they don't have big doors in this game careful making the Lord make a door I did
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Can you make yes
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Yes, cuz I want to keep them the natural effect. That's right. Yeah, you can make how's this?
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Yeah
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And we can have a little
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How many years of Minecraft experience
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Did this whole is like the night
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It's kind of cool
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If we murder a couple of sheeps we can use their wool to make bends and we can sleep sleep
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Oh, we don't have to marry anyone of course
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I'll guess I'll make a mushroom stew instead because we're poor my say wants to be poor
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Yeah, yeah, I'll give you some torches you can place them. Hey wait watch this I never done this before
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That's so cool. Oh I
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Have to dig holing
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Dang it
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You're very demanding lady but of course, of course here it is you're my minecraft girl and I do anything
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Right a right-click there you go say anything any block you have you can replace I
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Gotta say this is a nice hole
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Yeah
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Hi Sue, why do you have so much food? Why am I dying and you're not are you still in creative mode?
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No, I'll make a mushrooms
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Some what you said that you have perfect. Yeah. Yeah, but then I need to kill some enemies
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I need to kill spiders
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What about chickens? Yeah, no chickens. You want to head out then?
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No one died. Maybe I should make a sword. Actually. They just cleaning up. Okay, here's something yeah, I
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Protect you my dad, don't worry
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Yeah, take the sword ah
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Behind me there's a baby killing kill the baby Marcia. Yeah. I hate them. Oh my god. Please kill it
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It's gonna it's gonna kill me all thank God
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You'll learn where's my sword, uh, it's probably new inventory I really want to kill the cows Marcia
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No, I won't do it. Oh
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My god, I thought that was you I almost died Oh careful
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And you wait for the sword to charge up you look like you've taken a couple punches thing
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Okay
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Okay, Polly, all right Oh
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It's full of people. There's so many my dear. Where did you go? Oh my god. You're so far away
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How did this happen
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The Sun is back. Okay, that means the zombies died when the Sun comes up just keep living
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Keep living for me Marcia and the animals
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Internet
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Are you stop that? I don't think there are crocodiles in Minecraft
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The fishes yeah, you can use a bucket. No, we just started might see one step at a time
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You didn't hit it with the ax oh
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You drown
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No
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But yeah, we do we look at our fishes. Oh my god. I'm gonna die, too
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Well you you can respawn you
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Just lose your items but it's okay. Oh we have a trader here. Oh
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My god the llamas are gonna kill me. Oh
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My god, I got killed by llamas don't tell anyone. Okay, I'll find him one second. I
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was surprised
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Nothing I just killed it I killed a traitor and I have a present for you
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It was further north so where are you right now?
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Hey, oh, yeah, I see you I see you with stained water. Hey, yeah, there you are here my dear
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Hey macho, you must be so scared