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  • pizza.

  • I'm about to blow you the fuck.

  • Um, Shane, this is gonna be fucking growth.

  • Fuck you, Debbie.

  • Hello to the guys get today.

  • I think so.

  • Fucking excited.

  • Because I could help take pizza to the next level.

  • Like she's cute.

  • But she's always to say pepperoni, sausage, vegetables.

  • But you only have three toppings.

  • That would be like me only having three shirts.

  • But yes, I'm about to give this pizza her cheesy glow up.

  • Now I have literally every kind of junk food you could imagine.

  • I have Twinkies.

  • I have cupcakes.

  • I have cookies.

  • I got cake icing.

  • I got Pop Tarts have literally everything that's always in my cabinets.

  • Yeah, I didn't even go to the store.

  • That was just my emergency habit.

  • So I really want to try with this video.

  • Like I know I don't really do that many food videos anymore.

  • And honestly, I just got kind of bored with him.

  • I felt like I wasn't challenging myself.

  • So today, bitch, I'm looking Challenge myself.

  • I want to make these actually.

  • Good.

  • So we're going to start with my pizza, pizza, macaroni, a pizza.

  • So first time laid down a nice layer of some macaroni and cheese, but straight out of the box.

  • Then I laid down some bagel bites just like Mama used to make.

  • Then I got some toasty no pizza rolls.

  • Don't try to fuck with the Mandela effect.

  • It's always been toasty.

  • And then for the grand finale, I ripped a pepperoni pizza hot pocket half and made it the crust, and she is fucking ready.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I mean, I'm not gonna lie like that was looking good.

  • Like I could see this shipping on instagram some skinny, rich tumbler girls like, Oh, pizza, chill.

  • And then she goes, Did you get a picture since he got it?

  • Okay, great throws trash.

  • I mean that shit.

  • But I'm not instagram Tumblr girl.

  • I'm a trash can that's tumbling down the hill full of pizza.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Look at it.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Sorry.

  • Just really proud of my baby.

  • She's gonna go to college by college.

  • I mean, she's gonna go to my thighs, my thighs, your university.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, by God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wait.

  • I didn't make something actually.

  • Good.

  • Did I just make something edible from.

  • I got me one of Darby's guys.

  • Did we just make something?

  • And everybody's like, Know that beef has hair on it.

  • RV, it's fine.

  • Hair will go away when you don't get in that soup.

  • This is amazing.

  • You should do this.

  • Don't show your parents next.

  • I call this 11 of he sub birthday.

  • Kay, I'm still working on the name.

  • So first I put a big layer of icing bitch, and it's just a normal icing.

  • It's fun, Freddie then broke apart.

  • Some of those soft.

  • Ask these.

  • I don't know what they're called, but they're the ones that you tell your grandmother get.

  • And then that bitch gets you snap wells, and you're like that.

  • That's why I won't see you anymore.

  • Raise your cookie game that I put on some birthday truffles and then sprinkled it with some rainbow Sprinkles and put in some candles.

  • And here she is.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I need open up a restaurant.

  • It would get closed like opening day.

  • They would give me, like, a G rating.

  • I'd be like, What does that mean?

  • And they'd be like, gross.

  • Get a job, get on the treadmill.

  • Go.

  • I was obviously with candles.

  • I mean, you don't like them?

  • You know, I tried to get my pizza parties lit.

  • I'll go to my restaurant right way.

  • They too?

  • No.

  • One.

  • Because I'm alone in my kitchen eating food.

  • See if my wish came true.

  • No, Hillary, that still blocked me.

  • All right, so let's take out the candles.

  • Who?

  • They're hot out.

  • All right, now, let's get a Bible that soon.

  • Oh, yeah, Let's get a good and bye.

  • Oh, God, why is this good?

  • Something nobody said armies.

  • I don't understand why this is good, but it is the icing, like mixed with the pizza.

  • Carmine's like the sinister six when you like, dunk them in that I think the cookie off so soft you don't pull that.

  • I need to get a piece of travel, that part that fucked it up.

  • That's like when you're watching porn and like you're in a good video.

  • But then it's over, and you're like, Okay, I'll click on this one and then you accidentally click on some girl's shoving a fucking hell of her pussy and it comes out her mouth.

  • Actually, that's the opposite of this goes.

  • That's great.

  • I saw porn where a girl farted on a sandwich.

  • She should work are they would see nothing.

  • You will be like you're hired.

  • Can you shit on it, though I really wanted to taste like Arby's.

  • I look this I'm creating my family portrait.

  • Me and all my kids.

  • Where's my wife?

  • I killed her.

  • All right.

  • Next pizza.

  • So, this pizza, I'm gonna call what you talk, Owen, about pizza once again working on the name.

  • So first I start with a nice layer.

  • Welcome, Mona.

  • And I got the extra Nickelodeon looking motherfucker.

  • Just really greed and weird.

  • Then I put this little chip cup on the end of it, and I was like, Bitch, what did I filled her with salsa.

  • Then I was like, Fuck, I should have filled with ranch.

  • But I forgot to buy a ranch, and I had a little panic attack, but we're back on track.

  • Then I took one of the spicy Garrido, not tacos, and I ripped that bitch in half and stuck her right on.

  • Then I got some of the Mexican pizza stuck that bitch on random store.

  • Then I ripped a crunch trap supreme in half.

  • And I made it the rest.

  • And then because I gotta keep everything fire.

  • I drizzled some fire sauce on top and she's ready for a fiesta, So yes, Here she is.

  • This one's my favorite.

  • This is one I could actually see people ordering.

  • What world do I live in?

  • I live in a world where everybody's like me and we're all, like, When is macaroni and cheese?

  • Pool's gonna be a big because that's all the commercial on the big noodle guy.

  • He had one.

  • I mean, come on, this let's fucking amazing.

  • All right, let's get to it.

  • Oh, I wish I could have had this on secret of my Oh, just you know, so more Mexican people could be like, You don't know what's Gonna Myo is to you.

  • You just wanted chips.

  • Okay?

  • All right.

  • Let's see that noise.

  • Wasn't Doc you think was going to do this movie?

  • Well, I know this is incredible.

  • I can get from the end like I want that contract movement.

  • Did you hear my job break out that many jobs?

  • It's just good.

  • Can you see that?

  • I wanna make sure you guys have really seen this shit.

  • You don't know you like cheese.

  • Could be a little more mounted.

  • Uh oh.

  • Say, can you mention me just walk into a pizza restaurant doing?

  • Oh, thank you so much.

  • Looks a little cold.

  • You won't be getting actually know what?

  • Here's your tip.

  • Don't bring me cold pizza.

  • So this next pizza I called rest in peace little daily.

  • So first I started with a nice layer or Nutella Nutella.

  • Then I broke apart some powdered doughnuts and just stuff goes on top.

  • Then I got a nice piece of that cupcake, and I just put that squiggly right on top.

  • Then I took a little oatmeal cream pie, and I just shoved her in there.

  • And then just to top this bitch off, I used a Twinkie as the crust.

  • And this is what I like to call.

  • I should never have kids.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That is by far the prettiest one.

  • That is crazy on the God Got it myself.

  • All right, let's get in here.

  • Here we go.

  • Yeah, that's really good.

  • Burger and boots.

  • Are you having a stroke?

  • You pretend like you didn't see that.

  • I know this is, like, shockingly good.

  • I don't know why the hotel is, like, really good on pizza.

  • That's crazy.

  • Do they tell?

  • Because I think my high.

  • Why is all of this good when I die, which might be soon.

  • I want this to be my Twitter home.

  • Can we make that happen?

  • And then everybody's gonna be like, You know how he died.

  • No, this is crazy.

  • There's a cat hair on it.

  • And ignore that, because when you come to the restaurant of Shane, you should expect cat hair, face crust and somebody blowing up the bathroom bone appetit.

  • Okay, so this next pizza is what I'm calling the sour.

  • You serious that I'm keeping?

  • So first I started with a layer of the fruit by the foot, and I'd like to make a nice triangle of Connecticut burned.

  • Then I filled it with pretty much every sour candy I find.

  • I got some gushers.

  • I've got some sour worms.

  • I got some sour patch kids.

  • I sprinkled it with some sour nerds and I took some baby bottle top dust, and I just Sprinkle that shit right on top, and she's ready to make your mouth.

  • Uh, this one I'm not excited about.

  • This is not gonna be good.

  • Uh, but it's pretty.

  • I was going to save me, but like, you know, I feel like when I was born there, Like who?

  • This one's ugly.

  • But he's finally all right, let's take a bite of this beautiful disaster.

  • Oh, no, that is like, you know, the Unicorn Frappuccino.

  • If the unicorn Frappuccino was like unicorns blood, that's it, shit, that its insides like that.

  • Its guts.

  • This is straight up unicorn intestines, unicorn.

  • His directing me some old unicorn who's like, Oh, back the doctor is about to take my innards like that's what this is, by the way.

  • Don't come for me.

  • My mom is a hysterectomy.

  • And she was so high on painkillers that when I was in the hospital room with her, she doesn't wanna see my scar and lifted up her hospital dress when I saw her pussy.

  • If you want more of that story, get my third book.

  • I haven't written it yet, So this next pizza I'm calling small pizza.

  • It's more like that.

  • So this home, very basic.

  • I'm just putting a graham cracker on top.

  • Then I'm just putting some chocolate.

  • Then I put on two big ass marshmallows.

  • Kind of looks like my ass, and she's ready to live.

  • Okay, this one I'm excited about because I get to use my blowtorch.

  • Right.

  • Here we go.

  • One, two Oh, my God.

  • Oh, it's on fire.

  • Oh, that smells so fucking good.

  • Do you see that shit?

  • Oh, actually, this is not gonna be good.

  • And I just take this part up.

  • Here we go.

  • Mmm.

  • Give me that campfire jizz.

  • Let O not shockingly small on top of the pizza is gross.

  • But now I know I'm not, because that's I wouldn't even thought without all Weight Watchers.

  • Bitch.

  • Actually, that's a lie.

  • I would eat that.

  • Weight Watchers.

  • One timeout, Weight Watchers.

  • I ate a glove.

  • I ate glove.

  • That next pizza.

  • Now I like to call this next pizza.

  • Good morning, Hanae.

  • So I started with a nice big old drizzle of maple syrup, and then I decided to break off a part of pop tart to shut that shit.

  • Then I put some Froot Loops, crumbled up some more cereal, crumbled up some frosted place.

  • Then I took the rest of the pop tart and smushed out on top and maybe the crust.

  • Then I did another drizzle of maple syrup, and here she is.

  • And honestly, she might be my best piece of art.

  • Like this is a pretty good runner up for my Twitter moment.

  • Maybe like two days after I died, after people are, like, over it and that somebody's like, Remember, this is all right.