Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles pizza. I'm about to blow you the fuck. Um, Shane, this is gonna be fucking growth. Fuck you, Debbie. Hello to the guys get today. I think so. Fucking excited. Because I could help take pizza to the next level. Like she's cute. But she's always to say pepperoni, sausage, vegetables. But you only have three toppings. That would be like me only having three shirts. But yes, I'm about to give this pizza her cheesy glow up. Now I have literally every kind of junk food you could imagine. I have Twinkies. I have cupcakes. I have cookies. I got cake icing. I got Pop Tarts have literally everything that's always in my cabinets. Yeah, I didn't even go to the store. That was just my emergency habit. So I really want to try with this video. Like I know I don't really do that many food videos anymore. And honestly, I just got kind of bored with him. I felt like I wasn't challenging myself. So today, bitch, I'm looking Challenge myself. I want to make these actually. Good. So we're going to start with my pizza, pizza, macaroni, a pizza. So first time laid down a nice layer of some macaroni and cheese, but straight out of the box. Then I laid down some bagel bites just like Mama used to make. Then I got some toasty no pizza rolls. Don't try to fuck with the Mandela effect. It's always been toasty. And then for the grand finale, I ripped a pepperoni pizza hot pocket half and made it the crust, and she is fucking ready. Oh, my God. I mean, I'm not gonna lie like that was looking good. Like I could see this shipping on instagram some skinny, rich tumbler girls like, Oh, pizza, chill. And then she goes, Did you get a picture since he got it? Okay, great throws trash. I mean that shit. But I'm not instagram Tumblr girl. I'm a trash can that's tumbling down the hill full of pizza. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at it. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Just really proud of my baby. She's gonna go to college by college. I mean, she's gonna go to my thighs, my thighs, your university. Okay. Oh, by God. Oh, my God. Wait. I didn't make something actually. Good. Did I just make something edible from. I got me one of Darby's guys. Did we just make something? And everybody's like, Know that beef has hair on it. RV, it's fine. Hair will go away when you don't get in that soup. This is amazing. You should do this. Don't show your parents next. I call this 11 of he sub birthday. Kay, I'm still working on the name. So first I put a big layer of icing bitch, and it's just a normal icing. It's fun, Freddie then broke apart. Some of those soft. Ask these. I don't know what they're called, but they're the ones that you tell your grandmother get. And then that bitch gets you snap wells, and you're like that. That's why I won't see you anymore. Raise your cookie game that I put on some birthday truffles and then sprinkled it with some rainbow Sprinkles and put in some candles. And here she is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I need open up a restaurant. It would get closed like opening day. They would give me, like, a G rating. I'd be like, What does that mean? And they'd be like, gross. Get a job, get on the treadmill. Go. I was obviously with candles. I mean, you don't like them? You know, I tried to get my pizza parties lit. I'll go to my restaurant right way. They too? No. One. Because I'm alone in my kitchen eating food. See if my wish came true. No, Hillary, that still blocked me. All right, so let's take out the candles. Who? They're hot out. All right, now, let's get a Bible that soon. Oh, yeah, Let's get a good and bye. Oh, God, why is this good? Something nobody said armies. I don't understand why this is good, but it is the icing, like mixed with the pizza. Carmine's like the sinister six when you like, dunk them in that I think the cookie off so soft you don't pull that. I need to get a piece of travel, that part that fucked it up. That's like when you're watching porn and like you're in a good video. But then it's over, and you're like, Okay, I'll click on this one and then you accidentally click on some girl's shoving a fucking hell of her pussy and it comes out her mouth. Actually, that's the opposite of this goes. That's great. I saw porn where a girl farted on a sandwich. She should work are they would see nothing. You will be like you're hired. Can you shit on it, though I really wanted to taste like Arby's. I look this I'm creating my family portrait. Me and all my kids. Where's my wife? I killed her. All right. Next pizza. So, this pizza, I'm gonna call what you talk, Owen, about pizza once again working on the name. So first I start with a nice layer. Welcome, Mona. And I got the extra Nickelodeon looking motherfucker. Just really greed and weird. Then I put this little chip cup on the end of it, and I was like, Bitch, what did I filled her with salsa. Then I was like, Fuck, I should have filled with ranch. But I forgot to buy a ranch, and I had a little panic attack, but we're back on track. Then I took one of the spicy Garrido, not tacos, and I ripped that bitch in half and stuck her right on. Then I got some of the Mexican pizza stuck that bitch on random store. Then I ripped a crunch trap supreme in half. And I made it the rest. And then because I gotta keep everything fire. I drizzled some fire sauce on top and she's ready for a fiesta, So yes, Here she is. This one's my favorite. This is one I could actually see people ordering. What world do I live in? I live in a world where everybody's like me and we're all, like, When is macaroni and cheese? Pool's gonna be a big because that's all the commercial on the big noodle guy. He had one. I mean, come on, this let's fucking amazing. All right, let's get to it. Oh, I wish I could have had this on secret of my Oh, just you know, so more Mexican people could be like, You don't know what's Gonna Myo is to you. You just wanted chips. Okay? All right. Let's see that noise. Wasn't Doc you think was going to do this movie? Well, I know this is incredible. I can get from the end like I want that contract movement. Did you hear my job break out that many jobs? It's just good. Can you see that? I wanna make sure you guys have really seen this shit. You don't know you like cheese. Could be a little more mounted. Uh oh. Say, can you mention me just walk into a pizza restaurant doing? Oh, thank you so much. Looks a little cold. You won't be getting actually know what? Here's your tip. Don't bring me cold pizza. So this next pizza I called rest in peace little daily. So first I started with a nice layer or Nutella Nutella. Then I broke apart some powdered doughnuts and just stuff goes on top. Then I got a nice piece of that cupcake, and I just put that squiggly right on top. Then I took a little oatmeal cream pie, and I just shoved her in there. And then just to top this bitch off, I used a Twinkie as the crust. And this is what I like to call. I should never have kids. Oh, my God. That is by far the prettiest one. That is crazy on the God Got it myself. All right, let's get in here. Here we go. Yeah, that's really good. Burger and boots. Are you having a stroke? You pretend like you didn't see that. I know this is, like, shockingly good. I don't know why the hotel is, like, really good on pizza. That's crazy. Do they tell? Because I think my high. Why is all of this good when I die, which might be soon. I want this to be my Twitter home. Can we make that happen? And then everybody's gonna be like, You know how he died. No, this is crazy. There's a cat hair on it. And ignore that, because when you come to the restaurant of Shane, you should expect cat hair, face crust and somebody blowing up the bathroom bone appetit. Okay, so this next pizza is what I'm calling the sour. You serious that I'm keeping? So first I started with a layer of the fruit by the foot, and I'd like to make a nice triangle of Connecticut burned. Then I filled it with pretty much every sour candy I find. I got some gushers. I've got some sour worms. I got some sour patch kids. I sprinkled it with some sour nerds and I took some baby bottle top dust, and I just Sprinkle that shit right on top, and she's ready to make your mouth. Uh, this one I'm not excited about. This is not gonna be good. Uh, but it's pretty. I was going to save me, but like, you know, I feel like when I was born there, Like who? This one's ugly. But he's finally all right, let's take a bite of this beautiful disaster. Oh, no, that is like, you know, the Unicorn Frappuccino. If the unicorn Frappuccino was like unicorns blood, that's it, shit, that its insides like that. Its guts. This is straight up unicorn intestines, unicorn. His directing me some old unicorn who's like, Oh, back the doctor is about to take my innards like that's what this is, by the way. Don't come for me. My mom is a hysterectomy. And she was so high on painkillers that when I was in the hospital room with her, she doesn't wanna see my scar and lifted up her hospital dress when I saw her pussy. If you want more of that story, get my third book. I haven't written it yet, So this next pizza I'm calling small pizza. It's more like that. So this home, very basic. I'm just putting a graham cracker on top. Then I'm just putting some chocolate. Then I put on two big ass marshmallows. Kind of looks like my ass, and she's ready to live. Okay, this one I'm excited about because I get to use my blowtorch. Right. Here we go. One, two Oh, my God. Oh, it's on fire. Oh, that smells so fucking good. Do you see that shit? Oh, actually, this is not gonna be good. And I just take this part up. Here we go. Mmm. Give me that campfire jizz. Let O not shockingly small on top of the pizza is gross. But now I know I'm not, because that's I wouldn't even thought without all Weight Watchers. Bitch. Actually, that's a lie. I would eat that. Weight Watchers. One timeout, Weight Watchers. I ate a glove. I ate glove. That next pizza. Now I like to call this next pizza. Good morning, Hanae. So I started with a nice big old drizzle of maple syrup, and then I decided to break off a part of pop tart to shut that shit. Then I put some Froot Loops, crumbled up some more cereal, crumbled up some frosted place. Then I took the rest of the pop tart and smushed out on top and maybe the crust. Then I did another drizzle of maple syrup, and here she is. And honestly, she might be my best piece of art. Like this is a pretty good runner up for my Twitter moment. Maybe like two days after I died, after people are, like, over it and that somebody's like, Remember, this is all right.