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  • I'm great.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, No edge it all very nice to have you here.

  • You're You're finally You're generally in an up guy.

  • But you in the Christmas spirit, happy.

  • But you get plans.

  • Yeah, Well, this year, I think I'm just gonna keep it simple.

  • You do these elaborate things every year ago, you know, all over the place.

  • I do.

  • You know, it's always so busy, so I just want to keep it.

  • Really think I'm going overto Puff Daddy's house.

  • Really?

  • That's just a nice sort of chestnuts roasting.

  • Beautiful, Really nice atmosphere.

  • Raising big Crosby playing.

  • Can you get us and Bill Cosby?

  • I don't know.

  • No Been crawling Bill Cobb.

  • No one knows anything.

  • I get mixed up.

  • We're, uh you know, the advance word on your on this movie?

  • I saw the movie, of course, your movie about Andy Cobb.

  • And this has got nice theme.

  • There's a new chemistry here.

  • I'm sensing what will happen tonight.

  • It kind of did too.

  • Yeah, I'm uh, no, but this movie there's like a nice people are talking about it.

  • People are excited about this.

  • Nice.

  • There's a nice sort of I mean, I don't like tea.

  • It's a bit of a cliche in the talk show world that want to say Oscar buzz now.

  • Well, that would be That'd be amazing.

  • I mean, I've never I wasn't into that for a long time.

  • And I just want to do the work for the work's sake and stuff.

  • But I gotta tell you, I want this thing thing.

  • Taste that.

  • You can taste it, taste it.

  • It's just it's biting on the line, you know?

  • It's on there.

  • It's on the line, man.

  • I got the perfect lure.

  • I got the perfect bait.

  • Like Robert Shaw and Jaws.

  • What's a lot?

  • Her on the radio chief?

  • That's a big fish.

  • Smart fish.

  • It's gone under the boat.

  • So the answer to this Yeah.

  • Uh, see that scar?

  • Yeah.

  • That's Roman show way.

  • Deliver the box office.

  • So you're that So you think it's gonna happen?

  • You're certain, you know?

  • Yeah, I know it.

  • I know it.

  • I think that they can't possibly make the same mistake twice.

  • Theo, Last year.

  • I mean, they just really would be asking for trouble.

  • I think from the crazies out there, I've made preparations.

  • Yeah, Okay.

  • I'm gonna I'm heads will roll.

  • Yeah, very nice.

  • But it what a pleasant wait campaign.

  • You're Oscar.

  • Yeah, I gotta have it.

  • You should keep interrupting, but in the economy, Uh oh, yeah, right.

  • You're coming.

  • The most powerful guy in show business.

  • You know, people.

  • Yeah.

  • We're not really at the chewy center of show business.

  • We're in the Siberia start, huh?

  • Still licking the outskirts.

  • Maybe Now let's keep this clean, all right?

  • Because it's been such a clean show.

  • So are Let's try and keep the wholesome show that we've established, right?

  • Exacting you with that.

  • Offend anybody.

  • Now, I, um What's amazing to me is that I was thinking about this when I saw the movie Man on the Moon that it's very unusual thing about this movie.

  • It makes you think, Wow, you don't just walk out of the theater and walk into traffic.

  • You're thinking you're thinking about stuff.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I'm gonna cross with life because of this film.

  • Usually it's stumble in, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, that's great.

  • No.

  • And I was thinking, What's what's odd about this and was very unusual about is it's a famous comedian playing a famous comedian, Andy Kaufman, right, passed away.

  • But your has that mean that hasn't really happened before?

  • I know it's It's tough.

  • It's always a challenge.

  • And but that's that's the thing is, I've actually done another biopic since then.

  • About another famous comedian.

  • Repeat myself or anything, but I thought this was an important story, and it's a brilliant guy.

  • And, uh and, uh, actually, I brought a clip tonight.

  • You did you?

  • You play a different comedian.

  • This?

  • Yeah.

  • And you know, it's always hard, especially when they're still living, But I But I think I did a pretty good job.

  • I think I think I did a pretty good thing.

  • This is an amazing scoop.

  • If you've actually got the clip, I don't think anyone seen this yet, but this is pushing everything tonight.

  • Let's take a look at the other one.

  • Go ahead.

  • It's Jeff.

  • Please open up.

  • Please.

  • You son of a bitch.

  • Liz Taylor refuses to do the interview in a thong bikini.

  • Does she know who I am?

  • I am Conan O'Brien.

  • Dammit.

  • She just had hip replacement surgery.

  • I'm wondering that phone and I want her in that song tonight.

  • You understand?

  • Corrine O'Brien has spoken.

  • Get away.

  • Coffee, Mr Brian.

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, you just make eye contact with me, you piece of crap.

  • Get me another one before you leave.

  • Oh, Mr O'Brien.

  • Andy Richter's coming in.

  • What?

  • Really?

  • That's terrific.

  • That really is terrific.

  • I had some ideas of my own.

  • Yeah, yeah, really funny sketch.

  • You being Really?

  • Yeah.

  • It's a sketch where you get out.

  • What parents say Your pilot fish.

  • Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

  • I can't hear the laughter.

  • Jim Carey is on line one.

  • Hey, Jim.

  • Oh, good to hear from ya.

  • Think you're hilarious, huh?

  • No, not just laughing.

  • Just just laughing.

  • I'm a happy guy.

  • Hey, I love the cable guy.

  • I don't care what anybody says 50 times on beating days.

  • Yeah, well, great.

  • I can't wait to see on the show.

  • Okay.

  • All right, child.

  • Jimbo.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • That guy.

  • What's he got that I haven't got?

  • What's he got?

  • What's the secret?

  • I could do all that stuff smooth.

  • I swear.

  • My hair is not that red.

  • Everything else pretty much yeah, Candy.

  • What's the name of that one?

  • Desperate measures.

  • All right.

  • All right, well, that's gonna be a big hit.

  • Nice Oscar, Buzz, I think.

  • Oscar Buzz, we'll take a little break.

  • That's the 12 punch right when we come back.

  • Ladies, gentlemen.

  • More with Jim Carey.

  • Stick around.

I'm great.

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