Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Ah! What a gorgeous day. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Hey! Dude! Come on, man! Sorry, it's kind of my buddy's thing. Ow! Ugh! Got to let go, man! Woo! Ha ha! Ski tips up! It's time to shred the gnar-- Can you grab me a couple of chili cheese corn dogs? I'm going to smoke them on the way up. Nothing like 12 inches of powder to really activate the send portal. You know what I'm saying? Ha Ha Ha Ha Love the outfit! Hey! Thank you ladies! Yeah, I do it for the honeys! Let's all-- Easy! Fingers! Put these between your shoulders. Seat belt. I can't grab it with these mittens on! Stop! No, you stop! It's not safe for the driver to have a snowboard on his head. I would turn the AC on, but there's four pairs of skis in the way. I need you to figure it out! Hey, turn around. I forgot my lift ticket. Go back to the house. Get me out of here! Can I help you, with something? Yes, sir. Can I get some skis and boots? And can I get a snowboard? I'm assuming you just came from graffitiing a water tower? What was that, private school? Excuse me, Mr. I Sleep In My Own Car? What's wrong with that? It's a great place to sleep. You ever missed a church Sunday service? Have you ever been to church? You take off work to get? Ha, you don't work. You're a trust fund kid, right? See you on the slopes, community college dropout. I knew I should have finished. By the way, I go to church every Easter! Sure you do. How are you today, sir? Hey, do I need my skis? What-- yes, you need your skis! What are you doing? What do you mean I need my skis? Get off! Get off! Get off the lift! What did you think when you saw I had skis on? What, are you going to walk down the hill? Guys, I said no blues. It's just selfish. Oops. I don't know how to stop! Ah! All right, man, where are we headed? All right, dude. I'm thinking we start at Doom and Gloom. We'll go over to Moose Nutts, drop down to Spanky's Ladder. Then we'll head over to Big Doo Doo-- got some great jumps over there-- shoot through Spin Dryer right by Get Along. And then we'll finish over at Powder Keg. What happens if we get separated? Just go to Body Bag, take a right at Wounded Knee around Dead Possum Cove smack dab through Turd Splitter. And then we'll meet up at Ruby Tuesday. You got this! I think I'm just going to follow you. See you later, hosers. Ahhhhh! Hey, you should probably quit skiing and pick on sledding! Snow dusters! Pizza Alert! Boo! Hey, while you're doing a whole lot of nothing, why don't you make a snowman? Yeah! That one wasn't as good as the other one. It's OK. All right, time to pick my skiier level-- one, two or three. Tell you what I'm not-- a skiier type of a three. All right, gents, I need your skill level-- one, two, or three. Three. Three for me. Three! Oh gosh, why did I say that? That was so stupid. Ah! Ah, I should have picked level one! Ah! Hey, man. You sure about this one? You're fine! I'm just gonna to send it. Oh really? Oh. Hang on! Hang on, Gar! I just kind of took a tumble. I've got a little bit of bruising-- Dude! --in the ribs. You brought these guys into this? I got like a hangnail. Do you have any, like, Tylenol? It's just like, everything just, like, hurts. It feels tweaked. You guys happen to, like, give flu shots? Oh, what? Are you kidding me right now? Hey, man, we're going to have to take this serious. You don't have a bruised rib! Hey Ty, I knew it was serious. So I cancelled the last five days of our trip. Our flights are tomorrow now. Thanks for hanging with me. You did what? Ah! I'm sorry about this Ron! I'm not injured! I'm fine! I'll give you a ride to the hospital! Call the Marines! You're going to love this. Hang onto this for me. Ah! Here we go! Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Hang on, Codes! It's bobsled time! Ty! No! Hey, you might actually be hurt now. All right, I'm thinking we either go Lumpy Susan or Ripped Kyle, what's your vote? Suit yourself. I'm going to the park. Aw, sick three, Billy! Oh yeah! All right, let's head down Royals. Dude, I cannot do blacks on a rental board. If I can't see the top of the mountain. I'm not going. Ah, I don't know. It's pretty icy today. Oh gosh! My goggles are way too dark. Hey, I think we should split up. I cannot ski with a group of eight. OK, I need you to take a new profile pick for me. I'm a go to the top of the quarter pipe. Snap a pic at the peak. You can do that? Absolutely not. But it's going to look like I can. Dude! Looks epic! Nice!