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  • Eat the toilet paper, so it wipes on the way and

  • Good evening, everyone

  • My name is Peter and I don't mean to brag but I have a very large brain just like the person who wrote this god-awful

  • Reddit post

  • so today we're gonna explore more people with big brains and perhaps

  • You might find that you are big brain as well. I love this one

  • You don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain. You are inside a skeleton

  • You're piloting a bone mech that is using meat armor. I never felt more

  • Powerful, I mean technically you're not wrong big brain. Very large brain. I bet this guy can whip out a

  • Cobblestone generator in half a second my god, so we're all an anime Mecca. That's so cool. To be honest

  • It's not

  • Premarital sex if you never get married, baby

  • What?

  • I've been lied to a

  • new scientific study

  • claims that fertility is hereditary if your parents didn't have any children chances, are you won't either

  • It took me a second but big brain that's I

  • Understand this isn't minecraft

  • It's funny how we we tend to mimic our parents behavior. What you okay? I got one for you guys

  • Here's one for you big brains. What smells better?

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  • Nose I

  • Get it. I

  • Was like what is a nose smell like oh

  • You can't spell

  • v

  • Nine-year-olds write that down

  • Things I wish I didn't know. Okay. This is not big brain. Get out of my sight

  • So I met a cute guy at the bar last night dance with him says he doesn't have a girlfriend

  • We exchanged snapchat look him up on Facebook, and he doesn't have a girlfriend

  • He has a wife

  • the gray

  • Everyone knows the smartest people in the world Socrates Stephen Hawking's Einstein

  • They all had very large heads

  • Einstein's brain weighed only which is less than average adult male Einstein had small brain

  • small brain

  • Here's one for you youtube lovers. What's the best way to download a YouTube video?

  • Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint small brain

  • Hey if the public

  • Bathroom door is locked

  • Don't forget to try and repeatedly open it and give the person using it and paralyze be expected

  • It's like when you're waiting for the elevator and the the button is clearly lit up

  • But someone comes in anyway and decides to click it for you

  • The door is locked

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  • But it I'm having a ship cut in your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each camp

  • Thus saving space small brain. Very small. My brain is so tiny. This is another typical

  • problem with capitalist America, why can't they just they can clearly fit more tennis ball, but they chose not to

  • Disgusting people will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper are freaky

  • Under your breath when you look at their focus. Ah

  • Wow

  • What a fantastic tip that had that is so helpful

  • yeah, I

  • Like that one

  • Only a fool would buy IKEA furniture

  • Instead just download the instructions and keep emailing their service department to say that I'm missing a piece

  • until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period

  • Swedish break this is an old hack everyone in Sweden

  • Does this come on don't waste my time being vegan has been so freaking easy

  • I literally just stare at the Sun and I'm full. Thanks

  • Photosynthesis. I mean, I never tried it so maybe it works. Ah

  • If you are behind someone at an ATM late at night

  • Let them know that you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck

  • See this is the kind of stuff that I wish

  • People taught me when I was growing up. It takes 45 muscles to frown but only 10 muscles to smile

  • Frown all day lose weight get ripped gains

  • Damn Brian you've been working now. Yeah right now I actually feel it. Damn. I will actually get a big break

  • My forehead will be massive

  • The games

  • Apply garlic to freshly open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

  • Thank you. This is so helpful. Oh

  • God, I've been barely injured garlic, please. What does that help? Okay. Here you go. Ahh

  • I keep a fruit sticker on top of my head so that if cannibals ever eat me

  • He'll have to peel the sticker off first giving me time to escape

  • How to learn anything ten

  • Times faster I speed at the video times

  • 1.5 so that I can learn

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  • Damn oh, I'm sorry. You read books. I listen to audio books at ten times the speed

  • Oh, I'm sorry. You listen ten times the speed I listened at five RT books at the same time in twenty times the speed

  • It's quick. It's easy and it's free pouring river water into your socks. Why would I do that? LMI?

  • It's quick. It's easy. It's free you

  • Can apply that to anything really buying thirty five words it's quick it's easy. It's

  • You got the point if you ever feel alone watch a horror movie late at night with the lights up

  • You won't feel so alone anymore

  • Thanks, Satan. You're the best when a baby on board sticker is a little faded and beat up

  • You know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram. I

  • Think I remember that one.

  • I think I keep that one in the memory bank

  • Thank you very much poke your finger in someone's mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance

  • Big brain weight might sell was does it to me? I've seen this one. I got a go pregnant in high school

  • So I told my parents getting bullied and removed

  • modern from

  • Require modern solutions

  • That is awful by the way, just so we adjust so quickly that is not big brain. That is despicable brain. Same thing actually

  • Firing tip profiling tips knees on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

  • Damn, hell big brain

  • Very big very large. Brain. Oh

  • Oh, here's a good one. If you touch your pee-pee while you watch you can pretend like you were having. Oh

  • Oh

  • That took me a long time. Okay?

  • Hey, oh my god taking a little weight off your check luggage that is actually big brain. I like that

  • We can't do that in I think European airports. They keep them like dang in

  • How to get over your fear of the dark as soon as you turn the lights off starts touching peepee poo-poo 'i

  • Know monster was to see that

  • While doing it stare at the corner and whisper tenderly, this is for you. I

  • Always thought about like in a horror movie if someone just does something really crazy to throw the monster off

  • But I think this one takes surprise. That's extremely large brain. Not even I would think of that. Mr

  • President Jesus. Well that explains it

  • If you count their wine snug confuse them by using this move oh my god

  • life hack pause and say you can show yourself now every time you're about to leave an

  • Apparently empty room someday, there might actually be someone there and they will be really impressed

  • I've been doing this for 29 years so far. Nothing happened very large brain

  • Now if you have the biggest brain of them

  • All you will be checking out represent calm /pd primer. It is epically big brain

  • We don't have any big brain merge stuff Spanish cool

  • Thanks for watching gamers smash like if you enjoy subscribe and remember to just take like life love

  • Big brain my friend is so big. I don't know how to speak. How do I make outro place what you never played super simulator?

  • You know, it's fun right I'm not supposed to give my opinion

  • But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not not convinced yet. Okay. I'll cut you a deal

  • The game is available for free and that's a great price

  • Swedish prey

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