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  • Okay, so we are shooting another video with Dennis.

  • If you guys don't know, Dennis is my older brother because I'm like super uber pregnant, and there's really not much to do in my life right now.

  • I decided to think over.

  • Dennis is super exciting dating lines and to go into Hiss and the he actually and for me that he doesn't own a tinder account, which is super weird.

  • I never I never had a tender because I was married before all this fun stuff came out.

  • Your first photo definitely has to be affordable.

  • Just you on then.

  • 2nd 3rd 5th Whatever.

  • You use more people because it's got good to show that you're around.

  • You have more.

  • Yeah, he's using everybody here.

  • There's a family.

  • There's people's Children, even strangers used me.

  • Would you do a naked?

  • No.

  • I feel like if you're a pretty girl, you want to sound dorky in your bio because I feel like that's the magic.

  • Can I tell you what I have always had my bio?

  • Whatever Apple was using at a friend of mine told me that years ago.

  • She said she was doing the same thing and then She said swiping left is not even a period.

  • There's, like, so many other, better things You can write with your friend.

  • I want her name.

  • No, not after what you just said.

  • That's a sushi.

  • I would like.

  • Write something like, Mom, can you pick me up?

  • It's virtual world.

  • My mom doesn't need to pick you up.

  • You're, like, in this strange world of dating Happen just like Mom.

  • You're me out.

  • Why do you think no one would swipe right?

  • That would be a bio.

  • And you making fun of my mom?

  • Can you pick me up to you for a job?

  • You can if you think again.

  • You're taking over.

  • You're the one that's okay.

  • Okay.

  • Lawyer partner in a law firm.

  • Can you put that?

  • No.

  • Lawyer is good partner for some human voice.

  • That this weapon?

  • Yeah, but then you can you pick me up.

  • You saw alert.

  • That says Mark and you picked me up.

  • I feel like you can go.

  • Do she on everything else?

  • 20.

  • No, it should be illegal.

  • You're a lawyer?

  • 21.

  • You do that.

  • Okay, I say it's a big story.

  • Doesn't understand you.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Ready to go.

  • Okay.

  • I want you see, this is a bad photo because I can't see her face.

  • There's a shadow.

  • She's so cute.

  • She just has, like, bad lighting in all the photos.

  • Ok, sorry.

  • OK?

  • Yes.

  • Men see, her thing is OK.

  • You see, it's cool.

  • It's not like Okay, Okay, look, she likes nature.

  • She has friends.

  • You love her, Get it?

  • She had you.

  • Okay, Okay, that's so cool.

  • Action shot.

  • You see, it's like I like I like your stuff, not just eating pizza and watch if you like someone, can you be her friend?

  • Huh?

  • You just super like Oh, I got But I don't know that iss.

  • Somebody got every photo.

  • She's with somebody.

  • Maybe they're looking for the 3rd 1 She There's three photos and she's with someone in all of them.

  • Is it the same person and the right beat Do come with a package.

  • Jesse, if you're watching this, please put a photo of yourself only.

  • This is very confusing to me, you know.

  • Get a message.

  • No, you were in my flow.

  • Okay, Let's see her bio.

  • I like coffee, beer, every food and ambitiously long walks explored the city cat and dog person.

  • Tech marketer.

  • Fast typhus.

  • Slow drinker.

  • What's the best constitute?

  • It's a lot of information to anyone.

  • I feel it would be best friends can.

  • Nicole all is not playing games here.

  • Okay, let's see information sweeter than sangria.

  • Okay.

  • See, this is something this equipment to swiping left is not an option.

  • What do you think about this sweeter than sangria?

  • How does it make you feel?

  • I mean, it doesn't make you feel in any way like it's very short.

  • I really think that you're putting too much emphasis on like the buyer.

  • Like I'd rather read a short, funny buyer.

  • We if and when we match just given they give me up to get to know you don't really need a whole book about yourself.

  • Like Why did they put the Snapchat filters when we actually looked it up?

  • It's like the one thing that people say don't do because you can't understand how you look when there's a Snapchat or when it's like super filtered up.

  • I remember you showed me one girl.

  • I was like, I don't even know what she looks like because and all over photos were filled actually remember that?

  • Yes.

  • You see what happens like when you swipe more than 10 of them?

  • You understand that you can go through five photos of each person, and you cannot possibly read all the bios Just looking to ruin someone's life.

  • I like her.

  • I like you.

  • You're so cute.

  • She's so funny.

  • You did 15.

  • You did 20.

  • What happened after 20?

  • We just stopped looking in the buyers and their fifth picture.

  • You're just like, OK, well, I like this one.

  • I don't like this one.

  • Yeah.

  • So that's why I'm telling you what?

  • You're right in your bio that you're not as important looking for a beach body.

  • What happens in the Lincoln?

  • You have to break up.

  • That's not about you.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Remember that time we went on the dating?

  • The girl got drunk and did cartwheels on the boat?

  • Yes.

  • Reminds me best.

  • Okay.

  • I feel so bad.

  • I feel like they're all had so much to, like, teach us.

  • Oh, next with Rita.

  • Now what you do with okay?

  • I know you're taking over, but if I may go through with this profile, see what she's about because understand that It's not her real name.

  • It does not really no hookups.

  • And I'm barely on this.

  • Ask me from an instant message me there instead demanding for someone that doesn't use their real name.

  • What's your real?

  • She has a Costco membership.

  • Yes, I know that.

  • We're dream girl.

  • It's really funny to see you on tinder for the first time.

  • Why's no one messaging means?

  • What's your background?

  • Jewish?

  • Uh uh.

  • What if I said like a cucumber, but cut circumcised?

  • If I may?

  • You asked her questions.

  • She answered, Yeah.

  • You need to respond to that.

  • So as Oh, that's that's funny.

  • Look.

  • So how did you get the reader be interactive in the conversation?

  • Okay.

  • You see, I'm a mom.

  • I don't have time to talk about things that don't matter.

  • I'm just like you asked me a question.

  • I answer you.

  • I ask you a question.

  • You answer.

  • Move along.

  • You know what I mean?

  • No, I don't want a car Insurance.

  • Answered everything there ever waas and ever is about me.

  • Is there anything that will make your swipe right immediately?

  • Except except a nice one thing that you get out of this immediately is if someone is very attractive.

  • Yeah, s o the media's part is just like, yeah, So you just went right there.

  • That's looking for someone three spaghetti with and you were so easy to Please fuck Abi, you're still going to swipe, you see?

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • And there is actually a very difficult platform to be on, so I'm like, liking people on tinder