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  • Okay, so we are shooting another video with Dennis.

  • If you guys don't know, Dennis is my older brother because I'm like super uber pregnant, and there's really not much to do in my life right now.

  • I decided to think over.

  • Dennis is super exciting dating lines and to go into Hiss and the he actually and for me that he doesn't own a tinder account, which is super weird.

  • I never I never had a tender because I was married before all this fun stuff came out.

  • Your first photo definitely has to be affordable.

  • Just you on then.

  • 2nd 3rd 5th Whatever.

  • You use more people because it's got good to show that you're around.

  • You have more.

  • Yeah, he's using everybody here.

  • There's a family.

  • There's people's Children, even strangers used me.

  • Would you do a naked?

  • No.

  • I feel like if you're a pretty girl, you want to sound dorky in your bio because I feel like that's the magic.

  • Can I tell you what I have always had my bio?

  • Whatever Apple was using at a friend of mine told me that years ago.

  • She said she was doing the same thing and then She said swiping left is not even a period.

  • There's, like, so many other, better things You can write with your friend.

  • I want her name.

  • No, not after what you just said.

  • That's a sushi.

  • I would like.

  • Write something like, Mom, can you pick me up?

  • It's virtual world.

  • My mom doesn't need to pick you up.

  • You're, like, in this strange world of dating Happen just like Mom.

  • You're me out.

  • Why do you think no one would swipe right?

  • That would be a bio.

  • And you making fun of my mom?

  • Can you pick me up to you for a job?

  • You can if you think again.

  • You're taking over.

  • You're the one that's okay.

  • Okay.

  • Lawyer partner in a law firm.

  • Can you put that?

  • No.

  • Lawyer is good partner for some human voice.

  • That this weapon?

  • Yeah, but then you can you pick me up.

  • You saw alert.

  • That says Mark and you picked me up.

  • I feel like you can go.

  • Do she on everything else?

  • 20.

  • No, it should be illegal.

  • You're a lawyer?

  • 21.

  • You do that.

  • Okay, I say it's a big story.

  • Doesn't understand you.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Ready to go.

  • Okay.

  • I want you see, this is a bad photo because I can't see her face.

  • There's a shadow.

  • She's so cute.

  • She just has, like, bad lighting in all the photos.

  • Ok, sorry.

  • OK?

  • Yes.

  • Men see, her thing is OK.

  • You see, it's cool.

  • It's not like Okay, Okay, look, she likes nature.

  • She has friends.

  • You love her, Get it?

  • She had you.

  • Okay, Okay, that's so cool.

  • Action shot.

  • You see, it's like I like I like your stuff, not just eating pizza and watch if you like someone, can you be her friend?

  • Huh?

  • You just super like Oh, I got But I don't know that iss.

  • Somebody got every photo.

  • She's with somebody.

  • Maybe they're looking for the 3rd 1 She There's three photos and she's with someone in all of them.

  • Is it the same person and the right beat Do come with a package.

  • Jesse, if you're watching this, please put a photo of yourself only.

  • This is very confusing to me, you know.

  • Get a message.

  • No, you were in my flow.

  • Okay, Let's see her bio.

  • I like coffee, beer, every food and ambitiously long walks explored the city cat and dog person.

  • Tech marketer.

  • Fast typhus.

  • Slow drinker.

  • What's the best constitute?

  • It's a lot of information to anyone.

  • I feel it would be best friends can.

  • Nicole all is not playing games here.

  • Okay, let's see information sweeter than sangria.

  • Okay.

  • See, this is something this equipment to swiping left is not an option.

  • What do you think about this sweeter than sangria?

  • How does it make you feel?

  • I mean, it doesn't make you feel in any way like it's very short.

  • I really think that you're putting too much emphasis on like the buyer.

  • Like I'd rather read a short, funny buyer.

  • We if and when we match just given they give me up to get to know you don't really need a whole book about yourself.

  • Like Why did they put the Snapchat filters when we actually looked it up?

  • It's like the one thing that people say don't do because you can't understand how you look when there's a Snapchat or when it's like super filtered up.

  • I remember you showed me one girl.

  • I was like, I don't even know what she looks like because and all over photos were filled actually remember that?

  • Yes.

  • You see what happens like when you swipe more than 10 of them?

  • You understand that you can go through five photos of each person, and you cannot possibly read all the bios Just looking to ruin someone's life.

  • I like her.

  • I like you.

  • You're so cute.

  • She's so funny.

  • You did 15.

  • You did 20.

  • What happened after 20?

  • We just stopped looking in the buyers and their fifth picture.

  • You're just like, OK, well, I like this one.

  • I don't like this one.

  • Yeah.

  • So that's why I'm telling you what?

  • You're right in your bio that you're not as important looking for a beach body.

  • What happens in the Lincoln?

  • You have to break up.

  • That's not about you.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Remember that time we went on the dating?

  • The girl got drunk and did cartwheels on the boat?

  • Yes.

  • Reminds me best.

  • Okay.

  • I feel so bad.

  • I feel like they're all had so much to, like, teach us.

  • Oh, next with Rita.

  • Now what you do with okay?

  • I know you're taking over, but if I may go through with this profile, see what she's about because understand that It's not her real name.

  • It does not really no hookups.

  • And I'm barely on this.

  • Ask me from an instant message me there instead demanding for someone that doesn't use their real name.

  • What's your real?

  • She has a Costco membership.

  • Yes, I know that.

  • We're dream girl.

  • It's really funny to see you on tinder for the first time.

  • Why's no one messaging means?

  • What's your background?

  • Jewish?

  • Uh uh.

  • What if I said like a cucumber, but cut circumcised?

  • If I may?

  • You asked her questions.

  • She answered, Yeah.

  • You need to respond to that.

  • So as Oh, that's that's funny.

  • Look.

  • So how did you get the reader be interactive in the conversation?

  • Okay.

  • You see, I'm a mom.

  • I don't have time to talk about things that don't matter.

  • I'm just like you asked me a question.

  • I answer you.

  • I ask you a question.

  • You answer.

  • Move along.

  • You know what I mean?

  • No, I don't want a car Insurance.

  • Answered everything there ever waas and ever is about me.

  • Is there anything that will make your swipe right immediately?

  • Except except a nice one thing that you get out of this immediately is if someone is very attractive.

  • Yeah, s o the media's part is just like, yeah, So you just went right there.

  • That's looking for someone three spaghetti with and you were so easy to Please fuck Abi, you're still going to swipe, you see?

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • And there is actually a very difficult platform to be on, so I'm like, liking people on tinder but no one's messaging and I like message, but they don't answer.

  • Where are you where you got jobs or something?

  • Maybe it's because of your No, because no, you'll see when we leave, it's gonna be so many messages and be like, Wow, you are so original and or like So Did your mom picked you up?

  • Yes.

  • Or like, Can I pick you up?

  • Knows I had high expectations for this experiment.

  • It didn't go so well.

  • I I'm not pointing fingers or anything.

  • Should I say should I say should I say that I usually do better than this, but I don't think anybody will believe me.

  • Okay, this experiment socked, but I'll be back next week.

  • I'll be back next year.

  • No, next week I'll be back next week, and we're gonna hopefully get you a bank or something, like Come on, already.

  • Get your date.

  • Maybe with the girl that does the splits Canadensis for having us.

  • It's already.

  • Afternoon.

  • Thank you.

Okay, so we are shooting another video with Dennis.

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