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  • - Mmh, oh ya that's a very good sharped glasse -Shut up !

  • You may have killed me in food battle 2010,but my pink frosted sprinkled donut's gonna kick your stupid ass this year !

  • Oh yeah ? Well me and my new favorite food the rainbow lollipop can do way more everyday tasks than your pink sprinkly turd !

  • Bring it on, douche pickle !

  • How about this skate board ?

  • Alright lollipop, let's do this !

  • Alright donut,let's shred some killer half-pipes !

  • Let's do... Deodorant !

  • Your mum could have used some deodorant last night !

  • Is that lollipop deodorant ?

  • Yeah...

  • ALRIGHT !

  • Smells like victory !

  • Is that donut deodorant ?

  • It sure is !

  • Let's do... The skissors !

  • What ?

  • The skissors !

  • You means skissors ! Yeah let's do it !

  • Come on donut ! Make me a sweet paper snow flake !

  • Alright lollipop, let's cut something pretty !

  • - Let's do a GPS ! - ...Gps ?

  • Oh green pube socks ?!

  • - No you idiot, GPS ! - Ok so what the hell is GPS for ?

  • I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything ! Like USA !

  • Alright lollipop, tell me how to get to my secret class... that's totally not ballet !

  • Hey, hurry up there's a wall up ahead !

  • Just tell me when to turn GOD DAM...

  • Alright donut, take me to the grand canyon !

  • Did you say : Gary Coleman ?

  • Grand Canyon !

  • - Turn right. Now. - Ok !

  • It worked !

  • How about : Let's do .... Oh, a blow up doll !

  • Just... Just kiding you perv ! Let's do a time travel device !

  • I know you can do it donut !

  • Holy free holy it worked !

  • Alright let's do this ! UNICORN POWER !

  • Woah, i'm in 2006 !

  • I love you.

  • Dude, don't do it ! No !

  • How about a magic wand !

  • Alright donut, corret my bad vision !

  • My ovary !

  • Alright you long sugary stick of goodness, turn this stapler into a hot chick !

  • No ! I said a hot chick !

  • That's better !

  • Let's do a gun !

  • - Fine ! Let's have a duel ! - Ok...

  • You know only one of us is leaving here alive.

  • Let's do this !

  • DRAW !

  • You're such an idiot ! It doesn't matter who wins the most matches in Food battle ! It's about who survives 'till the end !

  • And it looks like you're gonna die !

  • You see, when you weren't looking, I poured extremely poisonous vin all over your stupid lollipop !

  • Take that Anthony you son of a bitch !

  • Sorry Anthony, but only loosers play by the rules !

  • You think i haven't learned anything from the past six years of Food Battle ?

  • I knew you were gonna sabotage my food ! So I hid your donut underneath the fake lollipop !

  • Oh yeah, and I hid a bowin arrow inside my real lollipop.

  • So not only you're gonna die from that poison. But I'm also gonna shoot you with this arrow !

  • - BUT WAIT ! - DIE !!

  • How can you win Food Battle if no one can announce it ?

  • What the hell man ! ...

  • Oh god no ! Just say i've won Food battle ! Just say it !

  • Anthony ! You just...

  • JUST SAY IT GOD DAMMIT !

  • Food Battle... An..An thony..

  • Ian ! Ian ! You've just been transported in some place like purgatory.. Or a rip-off from that one scene in the last Harry Potter movie !

  • - What are you gonna do now ?! - I'm gonna go FLY ! 'Wanna come ?

  • F*UCK YEAH !

  • HeyHeyHey there kids, it's barney !

  • To see bloopers from this video and a deleted battle, click the link in the desctiption below !

  • And don't forget to check out the new sexy Food Battle shirt !

  • So basically if you don't click the link below right now, i'll jump out of your closet and stabe you in your d*ck !

- Mmh, oh ya that's a very good sharped glasse -Shut up !

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