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  • Whatever!

  • Oh, what’s up y’all?

  • This is your Boy D-Trix from theDOMINICshow.

  • And this video is called, '10 GIRLS GUYS SHOULD AVOID!'

  • The first ever girl that guy should stay away from is the OVERLY SENSITIVE GIRL.

  • Check it out!

  • Okay, I’m ready!

  • How do I look?

  • Yeah, you look really nice!

  • By really nice do you mean I look ugly?

  • No! I mean you look beautiful!

  • By beautiful do you mean fat?

  • No! You look gorgeous!

  • By gorgeous do you mean you wanna break up with me?

  • No!

  • By no do you mean yes? No! I mean yes!

  • FINE!!!

  • You jerk!

  • (crying)

  • Number two: The girl that wears way too much make-up,

  • especially when they don’t have to.

  • Okay, I’m ready for bed.

  • Number three: The girl that always tries to show up hergoods”.

  • You know that girl that wear shorts so high

  • that when she turns around, all you see hanging out is her

  • CHEEKS! You have the cutest cheeks!

  • Wooh! That girl has some huge

  • CAKES! I love cakes!

  • Holy crap! Those girls have big

  • BOOTIES! These would be perfect for grand kid, Luca.

  • Look at that gigantic

  • ASStronomical. A…S… can you say that in a sentence please?

  • Yes, astronomical. That girl has an astronomical

  • BUTT! You get what I’m trying to say.

  • Next is the girl that is a little too clingy.

  • Finally! She’s gone!

  • No, I’m not. I’m down here!

  • Number five: The girl that acts more manly than her man.

  • And...done! NO!!!

  • Number six: The girl that doesn’t understand the word

  • NO!

  • So basically that means were getting married!

  • NO!

  • Because weve been engaged.

  • No.

  • And weve been dating No!

  • Because you love me. No!

  • Like me. No!

  • Care about me. No!

  • Kiss me? No!

  • Hug me! No!

  • Friends with benefits?

  • N... Does anybody have to know?

  • No! Yes!

  • Seven: The girl that says something she’s not.

  • So youre telling me that you played in the WNBA,

  • you were president of your sorority, and went to an all-girls Catholic school.

  • Yeah!

  • Wait. What was your name again?

  • Jonathan.

  • I mean Jennifer.

  • Eight: The girl that has faked everything.

  • Fake height

  • Fake jewelry

  • Fake hair

  • And most importantly, fake

  • Wait! Were you gonna say my boobs?

  • No! I just gonna say fake shirt

  • Nine: That girl that’s a little bit too jealous.

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

  • That’s my mom!

  • Uhh!

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

  • That’s my sister!

  • Uhh!

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

  • That’s you!

  • Uhh!

  • And last but not the least,

  • number 10: The undependable girl.

  • The girl that claims she’s gonna be there in a certain time

  • but she’s always

  • LATE!

  • Hey!

  • Wait a minute! Who are you?

  • My name is Trixie! Sorry I’m late.

  • I was busy shopping at Louis Vuitton, Couch and Forever 29.

  • But! But don’t worry, I got the cutest little short

  • You know the shorts that show off your

  • BUTT! But yes! No but!

  • Stop! Youre not the girl I’ve been texting.

  • Am too!

  • I’ve been texting someone’s picture and she looks like this!

  • Oh sorry! I got a 10.

  • What?! So where are we going?Where are you taking me?

  • Oh, I can’t actually go anywhere because I can’t leave because ahh

  • Ahh, it’s because of that ankle mother you have on?

  • Yes!

  • Is that your girlfriend? No!

  • Because I am?

  • No!

  • Because you want me to be. No! I want you to go!

  • But what about our date? No!

  • We can wrestle. No! Play football? No!

  • Play swords! No! I want you to go home!

  • But, but!

  • You jerk!

  • You mean like this?

  • Hey, pretty lady!

  • Who’s there?

  • It’s me, Jennifer.

  • Ah, I mean, Jonathan.

Whatever!

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