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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the Season 1 finale of Talking

  • to Myself...

  • ...a talk show, where I talk to myself.

  • Now like I said, this is the season one finale, but next season we're coming back bigger.

  • That's what she said!

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • As you can see, joining us again today we have Da'Quann.

  • What up doe?

  • Prince Lay-Lay is also here.

  • It is such a great pleasure to be here today.

  • Unfortunately, Jorge could not be here today.

  • Taking his place we have Harold.

  • Hi, my name's Harold.

  • I work in the pharmaceutical industry.

  • Yo, you got that medical marijuana doe?

  • Da'Quann!

  • Umm, well no.

  • See, I actually sell Zyrtec.

  • Oh, word?

  • Zyrtec?

  • Harold, I apologize beforehand.

  • Oh ok, I heard of that.

  • That's that new stuff, right?

  • Much respect Harold!

  • Ok!

  • I do not understand.

  • You know what though, I'm gonna call you H though.

  • Harold, that just sounds, that sounds ridiculous.

  • That's like watching a Porno with no porn.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Da'Quann!

  • What are you talking about?

  • What?

  • That doesn't even make any sense.

  • Ok, you know what, we're just going to move on.

  • We're going to move on.

  • Today's topic is relationships.

  • We're talking about how to get girls.

  • Shoot, looks like me and you gotta do all the talking Lay-Lay cause we know H and Scoot-Scoot

  • ain't been in no type of relationships.

  • It is true.

  • At one point I had 27 wives.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • Ok, first off, don't call me Scoot-Scoot.

  • Ok, don't do that.

  • But second off, what makes you think me and H, me and Harold, can't get the ladies?

  • Wait a second you had 27 wives?

  • I did!

  • Well for one, his name is Harold.

  • Yeah that's a valid...that's actually a valid point.

  • And two, you were the one who told me you met your last girlfriend at an inner beauty

  • pageant...where she placed first.

  • Ok see that is not true at all.

  • It's true guys!

  • I haven't been with a real human woman in ages.

  • Can you clarify what you meant when you said "real human woman."

  • What does that mean?

  • Listen H, you trying to get girls right?

  • All you gotta do is slip em a Zyrtec up in their drink.

  • Ok, see I wouldn't do that...

  • I already tried that.

  • It didn't work.

  • It just made them have less allergy symptoms.

  • H, if you want to a woman, you wait until darkness...then you sneak up behind and you

  • grab her by the legs and you take her to your house.

  • If she cannot escape within seven moons...then she is yours.

  • It is law.

  • Yeah, I would try that.

  • Is that true?

  • Ok, see I know for a fact, that is not allowed in our country.

  • See, we call that "kidnapping."

  • What do you mean?

  • I do not understand.

  • I am taking woman not a kid.

  • That practice has been outlawed in my country for many years.

  • Look H, Harold, whatever you want to be called.

  • You can call me H.

  • There isn't a specific formula to getting a girl.

  • I mean, sure you can do things that might increase your chances of getting with someone

  • of the opposite gender...like change your wardrobe, go to the gym more often, uhh..shower.

  • I do not understand.

  • But at the end of the day, you want someone who likes you for you man.

  • And I guarantee, that person is out there.

  • She's out there!

  • Ok?

  • You just gotta go out there...and you gotta find her.

  • You know what Scoot-Scoot, I never really though about it like that.

  • I'm gonna start showering.

  • And you know what, that girl is out there...I just gotta find her.

  • Or you could just go to the next inner-beauty pageant.

  • I'll do that actually.

  • When is that?

  • Two weeks.

  • Yo man, they got some fine females up in there.

  • Make sure you bring the Zyrtec.

  • That's where I met my last girlfriend.

  • She's a fireman.

  • I mean, she's a woman.

  • You know firemen can be women too.

  • Well, that's all the time we have.

  • Thanks for joining us.

  • Season 2 kicks off soon.

  • Make sure to leave a comment down below about what characters you want to see next.

  • Also, leave a comment down below: What is the best way to get a girl?

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  • Press the like button.

  • New videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • I like the crown by the way.

  • When did you get that?

  • You got that recently?

  • That's nice!

  • What is that?

  • Is that gold?

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the Season 1 finale of Talking

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