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  • What's up, guys?

  • Doing well for you to show these videos are about things that I hate things.

  • I'm just not about that.

  • For example, when you go to the bathroom, okay, you're in a public location.

  • You do the deal, you go wash your hands, get this so public from the soap dispenser, your hands you're watching it all go.

  • And then when you go to dry your hands no paper towel they have is the air drawn out.

  • I like to splash my face with personal prep.

  • So when there's no paper towels, I got to go back out there like a gust are cool.

  • Oh, you are.

  • Are you sweating?

  • You look like you have.

  • If you do, you have a fever.

  • Comstock.

  • People have any paper towels in the bathroom?

  • Not about that.

  • When you're driving and it's raining, raining pretty decent, your wipers wrong and you get behind a car or try and it just keeps splashing water up onto your windshield wiper even more.

  • Not about that, since we're so on track.

  • How about when you come to a red light and you're just chilling at the red?

  • No one's moving.

  • No one's going this way.

  • No one's going this way.

  • The crosswalks, not even on.

  • So what is really happening at this moment in my life?

  • No one's going when you forget if you took your medicine, but you can't take it again because you only take one within a 24 hour period.

  • Always got to go to the hospital.

  • The poison hotline.

  • Drink a gallon of milk.

  • I can someone just tell me How do Bugs get into lighting pictures?

  • How does this happen?

  • I have to learn how to open up my lighting fixture.

  • Just because the Caterpillar decided to scooch up on up in there and didn't even have the decency of turning into a butterfly, there was a But if I could work with the butterfly, not gonna let that in.

  • The girl walked into my bathroom dead beautifying the lighting pictures.

  • I just play that off.

  • You know, just say I'm exhausted.

  • Just gonna die as a cab.

  • You got That's wasted potential.

  • Not about that.

  • People posting pictures off their friends on Instagram.

  • Okay, let me explain.

  • You may not understand what I'm talking.

  • They're not in the pictures themselves.

  • They're just posting pictures of their friends.

  • Hello.

  • Hello.

  • If I wanted to follow your friends, I would follow them on Instagram.

  • I don't want to see I don't want to see half of your pictures.

  • However, the more food I don't want to see that.

  • What are you doing with your?

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • This is not okay.

  • This this needs to stop, okay?

  • It's like going to a birthday party that you invited me to.

  • And when I get to the birthday party, it's just a friend and you never show up.

  • Now would be kind of awkward one, innit?

  • I believe so.

  • It's happened to me, actually.

  • Okay, maybe.

  • Okay, we're getting off topic people who say good luck before game and they're on.

  • The opposing teams are just stupid.

  • Are you?

  • Don't Do you know what that means?

  • Are you sure you do?

  • Okay, Because that would mean if I had good luck, you would probably look So why would you say good luck to meet people Will just chalk it up.

  • Good sportsmanship.

  • I I'm trying to wait not over here.

  • Have cupcakes and coo buyout with you about that.

  • Hope you sprain your ankle, not break it.

  • Not break, but spraying it.

  • So Billy has to come in.

  • You know, Billy's only on the team because Mom works with school.

  • Administration didn't go to Office Depot by chair and sit all the way down.

  • Let's just be real.

  • And while we're being real and on the subject of good, Great, even more than that is when people say Look is when hard work meets opportunity, Are you stupid?

  • Lucky's went hard.

  • Work meets opportunity.

  • Do you understand what the definition of luck is?

  • Nothing to do with hard work at all.

  • And after wife lookers doesn't involve any type of work or anything on your part, I feel like you can either believe in love.

  • Do you believe in God?

  • You really can't believe in both You think about it for a second.

  • Okay, you can't just go around redefining words or make better Quote.

  • God is where peace meets acceptance.

  • You're going straight to hell.

  • I can't do this anymore.

  • Calming down below about what?

  • You're not about that life.

  • You can tweet me at Scooter McGruder or leave a comment on my website.

  • Block has always subscribing for new and don't forget to like nobody's ever said that who got most wiggle Drew me The him 18.

  • Are you d e r Are you do that like I'm a grown man with a grown man?

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