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  • I heard something in the attic.

  • I literally like I woke up in the middle of night is, like, three.

  • In the morning.

  • And I was like, Okay, I was just at Coachella.

  • Somebody probably saw that I was gone.

  • So was probably sleep in the attic.

  • They're probably not harmful.

  • I'll just deal with it in the morning.

  • But I wanna know this sounds were so what kind of drugs did you do?

  • A hotel.

  • And I make you think that that was a good idea.

  • I back again with that bitch.

  • And I am ready with this summer to be my last summer.

  • I'm ready to do some dangerous shit and hopefully drown.

  • Now, I have another hacks video in awhile, mainly because I was like, You know what?

  • I've done all the hats, but then I was letting out on the beach, in the sand, getting a tail.

  • Didn't be sorry.

  • My couch did I say Dan?

  • Sorry, Cheeto fingers And I was thinking about all these ideas for summer, and I was like, Bitch, I think I can change your life.

  • So today we want to be hacking up your summer.

  • First, we're gonna do one that I literally used to do when I was a kid.

  • Now we didn't have air conditioning way.

  • Didn't have a fan, but like my mom breathed a lot when she talks.

  • So some of that with me.

  • But I came up with this idea that thought spoken genius.

  • I would take one of my favorite shirts and then I would dunk in water.

  • I put in the freezer overnight.

  • When I will go, I could put on a frozen shirt and it would cool me down.

  • It's similar to like what they do.

  • It's Seaworld like spray a whale with a cold hose.

  • It's the same thing.

  • Okay, so I put a shirt in the freezer overnight, and now we're gonna try it.

  • Hold on.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Guys.

  • Wise bitch.

  • What?

  • Bitch?

  • My sharp is sugar is not chicken bitch.

  • This shirt is Well, it's president.

  • First of all, my sure is more flexible than I.

  • Also, I don't know how this happened.

  • What is this?

  • My new laptop case?

  • I don't even know how to put the song.

  • Does it move?

  • Okay.

  • Me trying to stand up straight.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That's gonna be comfortable.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is literally gonna work.

  • Oh, so full of.

  • All right, I'm gonna try to do this.

  • I am so scared.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Is your eyes.

  • Let's just ignore all of this.

  • You're probably wondering Shame.

  • What are all those bumps on your arms?

  • Those your pimples?

  • Why don't have hair on your shoulders?

  • Because I'm your dad, right?

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Ha ha!

  • Over.

  • God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • How did I do this?

  • When I was a kid, I guess I had more layers.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Way so cool Eyes is so much better than every dish in Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • OK, here we go.

  • Way.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's the coolest I've ever been.

  • Good living my fantasy.

  • It's like I'm jacking your rose, and you're like, Yeah, it's going to send you off into the water.

  • I got a Daniel feel.

  • Video watch.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I gotta take this off.

  • Huh?

  • You know what?

  • Listen, I'm losing my hearing.

  • I'm so cold.

  • My senses were shutting down.

  • Bitch.

  • If you take away taste, my life is over.

  • I'm listen this actually is kind of a good idea.

  • If you are really hot and I don't like it is a good idea.

  • I don't want to do it.

  • So I'm gonna take this off, Stuart Fast One to drink.

  • Oh, when you realize you can freestyle, huh?

  • That was awful.

  • My nipples are so hard.

  • Did you see that?

  • All right.

  • Next.

  • So this next one is something I just cooked up, and I don't think anybody does it, but they should.

  • Do you know what?

  • You're trying to get sunscreen on your back.

  • You ask your friend to do it, your friend goes, and then you say, Never mind.

  • I'll do it.

  • So this fixes all of that?

  • Basically, we're going to put sunscreen inside of a pool noodle, and then you're gonna blow it out.

  • Your friends back.

  • This friendship is about being too disgusted to touch each other.

  • All right, let's watch.

  • Okay, wait.

  • Before we do the sunscreen thing, I just want to show you guys that, you know, couldn't jump in the pool now.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh huh.

  • Uh huh.

  • You're proud, Daddy.

  • Any snorting like a pig may.

  • Okay, so obviously, I'm not gonna do these goods.

  • I ain't so my handy insisting Here.

  • You ready to get half?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • So basically, you take one and, um, the noodle and you fill it up with lucky shit.

  • This is my good smelling sons.

  • And then you face it where you want it.

  • Did you want your front here back?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Right to this is like the scariest like assassination one todo Wait, I got it off.

  • Oh, wait.

  • There's little left.

  • Wait, Come back after.

  • Lather it in.

  • Let me lather it in.

  • Look for a reason.

  • Okay?

  • This hack I'm really excited about because I've seen this, like on some blog's before.

  • But basically, we want to take a watermelon.

  • We're gonna take a power drill.

  • We're gonna make a smoothie.

  • Now you're thinking Shane, wouldn't it just be easier to go to Jamba Juice and get one?

  • And the answer is no.

  • Jamba Juice.

  • Jamba Juice.

  • How do I start this ranch?

  • Okay, I'll start with menu.

  • Which chocolate mood is not a fruit.

  • It's my mood.

  • Also, your entire store smells like somebody ate a bunch of banana Candies and farted like it smells like all the minions more fucking sucking each other's minion dicks, and then they'll start burping.

  • And why the fuck is your store?

  • So cold fish is like your employees are wearing my shirts.

  • They're like, Hi.

  • Welcome to challenge is can I get you, little bitch?

  • No, but can I get you a doctor?

  • Because I think you're getting frostbite.

  • And don't get me started on your bathrooms.

  • People who live on smoothies make smoothies like they turn that toilet into their job.

  • And it's fucking gross anyways, smoothie time.

  • Okay, so I guess we just shove this in here and turn it on and then dump it into a cop.

  • Jonah, I'm coming for you, Right.

  • Here we go.

  • 123 I'm in way need to get deeper.

  • I was gonna do the rest with my hand.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, this is satisfying.

  • It's literally as if I just stand somebody in the eye and started mixing up their brain.

  • Why do people think I'm a serial killer?

  • All right, OK, now let's get our cup.

  • Breakfast is served.

  • Wait is actually kind of working.

  • Guys, I am very excited.

  • I get this smoothie truck.