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  • I heard something in the attic.

  • I literally like I woke up in the middle of night is, like, three.

  • In the morning.

  • And I was like, Okay, I was just at Coachella.

  • Somebody probably saw that I was gone.

  • So was probably sleep in the attic.

  • They're probably not harmful.

  • I'll just deal with it in the morning.

  • But I wanna know this sounds were so what kind of drugs did you do?

  • A hotel.

  • And I make you think that that was a good idea.

  • I back again with that bitch.

  • And I am ready with this summer to be my last summer.

  • I'm ready to do some dangerous shit and hopefully drown.

  • Now, I have another hacks video in awhile, mainly because I was like, You know what?

  • I've done all the hats, but then I was letting out on the beach, in the sand, getting a tail.

  • Didn't be sorry.

  • My couch did I say Dan?

  • Sorry, Cheeto fingers And I was thinking about all these ideas for summer, and I was like, Bitch, I think I can change your life.

  • So today we want to be hacking up your summer.

  • First, we're gonna do one that I literally used to do when I was a kid.

  • Now we didn't have air conditioning way.

  • Didn't have a fan, but like my mom breathed a lot when she talks.

  • So some of that with me.

  • But I came up with this idea that thought spoken genius.

  • I would take one of my favorite shirts and then I would dunk in water.

  • I put in the freezer overnight.

  • When I will go, I could put on a frozen shirt and it would cool me down.

  • It's similar to like what they do.

  • It's Seaworld like spray a whale with a cold hose.

  • It's the same thing.

  • Okay, so I put a shirt in the freezer overnight, and now we're gonna try it.

  • Hold on.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Guys.

  • Wise bitch.

  • What?

  • Bitch?

  • My sharp is sugar is not chicken bitch.

  • This shirt is Well, it's president.

  • First of all, my sure is more flexible than I.

  • Also, I don't know how this happened.

  • What is this?

  • My new laptop case?

  • I don't even know how to put the song.

  • Does it move?

  • Okay.

  • Me trying to stand up straight.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That's gonna be comfortable.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is literally gonna work.

  • Oh, so full of.

  • All right, I'm gonna try to do this.

  • I am so scared.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Is your eyes.

  • Let's just ignore all of this.

  • You're probably wondering Shame.

  • What are all those bumps on your arms?

  • Those your pimples?

  • Why don't have hair on your shoulders?

  • Because I'm your dad, right?

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Ha ha!

  • Over.

  • God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • How did I do this?

  • When I was a kid, I guess I had more layers.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Way so cool Eyes is so much better than every dish in Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • OK, here we go.

  • Way.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's the coolest I've ever been.

  • Good living my fantasy.

  • It's like I'm jacking your rose, and you're like, Yeah, it's going to send you off into the water.

  • I got a Daniel feel.

  • Video watch.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I gotta take this off.

  • Huh?

  • You know what?

  • Listen, I'm losing my hearing.

  • I'm so cold.

  • My senses were shutting down.

  • Bitch.

  • If you take away taste, my life is over.

  • I'm listen this actually is kind of a good idea.

  • If you are really hot and I don't like it is a good idea.

  • I don't want to do it.

  • So I'm gonna take this off, Stuart Fast One to drink.

  • Oh, when you realize you can freestyle, huh?

  • That was awful.

  • My nipples are so hard.

  • Did you see that?

  • All right.

  • Next.

  • So this next one is something I just cooked up, and I don't think anybody does it, but they should.

  • Do you know what?

  • You're trying to get sunscreen on your back.

  • You ask your friend to do it, your friend goes, and then you say, Never mind.

  • I'll do it.

  • So this fixes all of that?

  • Basically, we're going to put sunscreen inside of a pool noodle, and then you're gonna blow it out.

  • Your friends back.

  • This friendship is about being too disgusted to touch each other.

  • All right, let's watch.

  • Okay, wait.

  • Before we do the sunscreen thing, I just want to show you guys that, you know, couldn't jump in the pool now.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh huh.

  • Uh huh.

  • You're proud, Daddy.

  • Any snorting like a pig may.

  • Okay, so obviously, I'm not gonna do these goods.

  • I ain't so my handy insisting Here.

  • You ready to get half?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • So basically, you take one and, um, the noodle and you fill it up with lucky shit.

  • This is my good smelling sons.

  • And then you face it where you want it.

  • Did you want your front here back?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Right to this is like the scariest like assassination one todo Wait, I got it off.

  • Oh, wait.

  • There's little left.

  • Wait, Come back after.

  • Lather it in.

  • Let me lather it in.

  • Look for a reason.

  • Okay?

  • This hack I'm really excited about because I've seen this, like on some blog's before.

  • But basically, we want to take a watermelon.

  • We're gonna take a power drill.

  • We're gonna make a smoothie.

  • Now you're thinking Shane, wouldn't it just be easier to go to Jamba Juice and get one?

  • And the answer is no.

  • Jamba Juice.

  • Jamba Juice.

  • How do I start this ranch?

  • Okay, I'll start with menu.

  • Which chocolate mood is not a fruit.

  • It's my mood.

  • Also, your entire store smells like somebody ate a bunch of banana Candies and farted like it smells like all the minions more fucking sucking each other's minion dicks, and then they'll start burping.

  • And why the fuck is your store?

  • So cold fish is like your employees are wearing my shirts.

  • They're like, Hi.

  • Welcome to challenge is can I get you, little bitch?

  • No, but can I get you a doctor?

  • Because I think you're getting frostbite.

  • And don't get me started on your bathrooms.

  • People who live on smoothies make smoothies like they turn that toilet into their job.

  • And it's fucking gross anyways, smoothie time.

  • Okay, so I guess we just shove this in here and turn it on and then dump it into a cop.

  • Jonah, I'm coming for you, Right.

  • Here we go.

  • 123 I'm in way need to get deeper.

  • I was gonna do the rest with my hand.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, this is satisfying.

  • It's literally as if I just stand somebody in the eye and started mixing up their brain.

  • Why do people think I'm a serial killer?

  • All right, OK, now let's get our cup.

  • Breakfast is served.

  • Wait is actually kind of working.

  • Guys, I am very excited.

  • I get this smoothie truck.

  • That is so good.

  • Oh, that is good.

  • I think I just created something.

  • No, I didn't.

  • Literally.

  • Watermelon juice is already a thing, but getting watermelon juice with a fucking power drill and destroy your entire watermelon for that much juice?

  • That's a new thing.

  • Okay, so next you're doing a pool.

  • Floatie hack.

  • Now, my favorite pool Floaties air.

  • The ones that are shaped like food.

  • They don't and they have pea to them ice cream.

  • They even have shit.

  • Now I know what you're thinking, Shane.

  • That's not food.

  • Well, but what if we made a floating out of real?

  • What if we took 40 fucking bags of chips and take them all together and put them in the pool?

  • You know what I call that?

  • A waste of food.

  • So here's the plan.

  • My plan is to not open them so that I can take them out of the pool and eat them later.

  • And 40 bags of chips should last me 40 minutes so it won't go to waste.

  • All right, let's go make a bloody Okay, guys, we made the biggest chip device ever.

  • There you go.

  • This is 40 bags of party size chips.

  • Mission is my kind of party.

  • Just me alone.

  • 40 bags of chips.

  • So the goal is to put that in the pool and then to write on it.

  • Do you think this is gonna work?

  • I mean, I hope so.

  • I have faith, right.

  • Here we go.

  • God, I think this might work.

  • Okay, Ready?

  • All right.

  • 123 I actually, this is kind of everything.

  • I love that.

  • God, just me and my girls lay just a Cheeto.

  • My girls burrito.

  • We have a party.

  • It's really loud.

  • That's not that relaxing, but watch this apartment.

  • You got some dip.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Hey, Good did I'll ground you want, You know, Don't worry.

  • I got that.

  • I love swimming with all my clothes on surrounded by that.

  • Okay, So the next attack is something that I also did when I was a kid.

  • And, um, it's so I always wanted a pool, but I never had one.

  • So I got the idea one day to take my trash can and fill it with water, and then get in it.

  • Now, let me just say, when I did this half when I was a kid, I got stuck.

  • I got stuck and The only way to get me out was for Mama.

  • Tip me over.

  • So I'm about to relive dark shit.

  • Let's do it.

  • Welcome to my pool.

  • It's gonna be fire s.

  • So basically, what I'm gonna do is fill this pull with the hose and have myself a party.

  • I'm gonna get a disease.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You know who I'm literally gonna be Samara from the ring.

  • But instead of seven days, it's seven bags of Taco Bell from last night.

  • That's shit.

  • That's actual human shit.

  • Coming here with me and you're serving home.

  • Oh, no, No.

  • Fuck.

  • What does that mean?

  • It's not gonna work.

  • Oh, my God!

  • That's it.

  • Summers off, Theo!

  • All right.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm scared.

  • I'm actually scared.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • You okay?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You do okay.

  • Uh, refreshing.

  • My God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is nice.

  • My sunglasses.

  • Okay.

  • Can't forget my fun noodle.

  • It is the coldest I've ever been in my life.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's more fun than a little pool.

  • Toys, Trash, water to wet.

  • My All right, here we go.

  • Come on, even official.

  • Like giving a bug out?

  • No, Uh, lucky.

  • Hold on.

  • Any sunscreen?

  • Don't get sunburned.

  • Don't want to look stupid.

  • Yeah.

  • Nice play, Marco Polo.

  • You want, uh, this is literally the grossest thing ever.

  • My God, you There's something crawling.

  • Is that Iraq?

  • Okay, I think I'm done.

  • Oh, And that summer, our neighbors hate us.

  • Okay, so the last summer back is probably my favorite.

  • And that's because it involves all made friends.

  • We're going to be taking our favorite youtuber books and taping them to our feet, using them like shoes.

  • Now you're thinking shake it.

  • You just by summer flip flops.

  • And when I say that, haven't you ever wanted put your foot inside of Lilli sings If the answer is yes.

  • This is the hack for you.

  • Look at Phil.

  • He knows the foot's coming like he was a little nervous, but he's also like, I don't know.

  • I mean, I've never had a full on me before.

  • Maybe I like it and dance like you like it.

  • Another nice foot off my face.

  • Oh, my God.

  • On the back.

  • That way we're gonna do this.

  • First of all, let's not talk about my feet.

  • I know they're fucking growth.

  • So I think I'm gonna have Dan and fell be on the left.

  • Okay?

  • Why does my foot look so gross?

  • He'll also let's just see how dirty they are.

  • Oh, my God.

  • How is that possible?

  • I don't leave my house.

  • Sorry, boys.

  • All right, here, right now.

  • Wait.

  • Bish, Honestly, you can't see me right now of a bitch.

  • I am posing for my lord.

  • This is everything.

  • I love this.

  • Oh, yeah, Bitch!

  • Get the pot's.

  • Let the haters see you walk away when you walk away from the haters.

  • Dammit!

  • Phil are not bothered.

  • This is great.

  • Okay, Next one.

  • Come on, Wheels.

  • Okay.

  • Sorry, girl.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This one is good.

  • But that one has a weight to it.

  • Like no shame.

  • Dana.

  • Phil, this is cute too.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Running into big con life.

  • Can you imagine if somebody came to their meeting greet with these shoes, That person will be escorted out.

  • I love this.

  • Yes, bitch.

  • Yes, I know, but in all seriousness guys, go buy these books.

  • TV, Internet, Those are all of my fun.

  • Useless, stupid.

  • Make sure you get this video thumbs up if you enjoy it.

  • And if you want me to do more videos off, please subscribe to my channel into the notification bail because I make new videotape all day.

  • And if you want to see my other half videos, I've literally done 1000.

  • I'll put it to a play this right description.

  • All right, you little summer hackers.

  • I will see you at the beach fully clothed and probably you too tomorrow.

  • Bye.

  • No!

I heard something in the attic.

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