I literally like I woke up in the middle of night is, like, three.

In the morning.

And I was like, Okay, I was just at Coachella.

Somebody probably saw that I was gone.

So was probably sleep in the attic.

They're probably not harmful.

I'll just deal with it in the morning.

But I wanna know this sounds were so what kind of drugs did you do?

A hotel.

And I make you think that that was a good idea.

I back again with that bitch.

And I am ready with this summer to be my last summer.

I'm ready to do some dangerous shit and hopefully drown.

Now, I have another hacks video in awhile, mainly because I was like, You know what?

I've done all the hats, but then I was letting out on the beach, in the sand, getting a tail.

Didn't be sorry.

My couch did I say Dan?

Sorry, Cheeto fingers And I was thinking about all these ideas for summer, and I was like, Bitch, I think I can change your life.

So today we want to be hacking up your summer.

First, we're gonna do one that I literally used to do when I was a kid.

Now we didn't have air conditioning way.

Didn't have a fan, but like my mom breathed a lot when she talks.

So some of that with me.

But I came up with this idea that thought spoken genius.

I would take one of my favorite shirts and then I would dunk in water.

I put in the freezer overnight.

When I will go, I could put on a frozen shirt and it would cool me down.

It's similar to like what they do.

It's Seaworld like spray a whale with a cold hose.

It's the same thing.

Okay, so I put a shirt in the freezer overnight, and now we're gonna try it.

Hold on.

Oh, my God.

Guys.

Wise bitch.

What?

Bitch?

My sharp is sugar is not chicken bitch.

This shirt is Well, it's president.

First of all, my sure is more flexible than I.

Also, I don't know how this happened.

What is this?

My new laptop case?

I don't even know how to put the song.

Does it move?

Okay.

Me trying to stand up straight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

That's gonna be comfortable.

Oh, my God.

This is literally gonna work.

Oh, so full of.

All right, I'm gonna try to do this.

I am so scared.

Okay, here we go.

Is your eyes.

Let's just ignore all of this.

You're probably wondering Shame.

What are all those bumps on your arms?

Those your pimples?

Why don't have hair on your shoulders?

Because I'm your dad, right?

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Ha ha!

Over.

God!

Oh, my God.

How did I do this?

When I was a kid, I guess I had more layers.

Okay, here we go.

Way so cool Eyes is so much better than every dish in Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

OK, here we go.

Way.

Oh, my God.

It's the coolest I've ever been.

Good living my fantasy.

It's like I'm jacking your rose, and you're like, Yeah, it's going to send you off into the water.

I got a Daniel feel.

Video watch.

Oh, my God.

I gotta take this off.

Huh?

You know what?

Listen, I'm losing my hearing.

I'm so cold.

My senses were shutting down.

Bitch.

If you take away taste, my life is over.

I'm listen this actually is kind of a good idea.

If you are really hot and I don't like it is a good idea.

I don't want to do it.

So I'm gonna take this off, Stuart Fast One to drink.

Oh, when you realize you can freestyle, huh?

That was awful.

My nipples are so hard.

Did you see that?

All right.

Next.

So this next one is something I just cooked up, and I don't think anybody does it, but they should.

Do you know what?

You're trying to get sunscreen on your back.

You ask your friend to do it, your friend goes, and then you say, Never mind.

I'll do it.

So this fixes all of that?

Basically, we're going to put sunscreen inside of a pool noodle, and then you're gonna blow it out.

Your friends back.

This friendship is about being too disgusted to touch each other.

All right, let's watch.

Okay, wait.

Before we do the sunscreen thing, I just want to show you guys that, you know, couldn't jump in the pool now.

Okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

You're proud, Daddy.

Any snorting like a pig may.

Okay, so obviously, I'm not gonna do these goods.

I ain't so my handy insisting Here.

You ready to get half?

Yeah.

Okay.

So basically, you take one and, um, the noodle and you fill it up with lucky shit.

This is my good smelling sons.

And then you face it where you want it.

Did you want your front here back?

Oh, my God.

Right to this is like the scariest like assassination one todo Wait, I got it off.

Oh, wait.

There's little left.

Wait, Come back after.

Lather it in.

Let me lather it in.

Look for a reason.

Okay?

This hack I'm really excited about because I've seen this, like on some blog's before.

But basically, we want to take a watermelon.

We're gonna take a power drill.

We're gonna make a smoothie.

Now you're thinking Shane, wouldn't it just be easier to go to Jamba Juice and get one?

And the answer is no.

Jamba Juice.

Jamba Juice.

How do I start this ranch?

Okay, I'll start with menu.

Which chocolate mood is not a fruit.

It's my mood.

Also, your entire store smells like somebody ate a bunch of banana Candies and farted like it smells like all the minions more fucking sucking each other's minion dicks, and then they'll start burping.

And why the fuck is your store?

So cold fish is like your employees are wearing my shirts.

They're like, Hi.

Welcome to challenge is can I get you, little bitch?

No, but can I get you a doctor?

Because I think you're getting frostbite.

And don't get me started on your bathrooms.

People who live on smoothies make smoothies like they turn that toilet into their job.

And it's fucking gross anyways, smoothie time.

Okay, so I guess we just shove this in here and turn it on and then dump it into a cop.

Jonah, I'm coming for you, Right.

Here we go.

123 I'm in way need to get deeper.

I was gonna do the rest with my hand.

Okay?

Oh, this is satisfying.

It's literally as if I just stand somebody in the eye and started mixing up their brain.

Why do people think I'm a serial killer?

All right, OK, now let's get our cup.

Breakfast is served.

Wait is actually kind of working.

Guys, I am very excited.

I get this smoothie truck.