Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Have you ever had sex in the full? Get up. And then when you do that, though, like your dick is just normal, right? It's not. There's no feathers on it. So throw headdress Ever fall off on Lee a couple times during shows? You have sex with it on? Yes, you have. Yeah. Are you? Oh, my God. Put it on when I sold. Sure. It's a hot topic, bitch. I would in that help you guys. I am so fucking excited. Mainly because this video is going to be a challenge. Not only because I am making tiny food, but because all I'm gonna want to do is make big food. Like the idea of a pizza that this big you don't like. I want a pizza that's the size of a car, bitch. I'm on my pizza to be so big it can get a ticket. But I have seen these videos on Instagram and Facebook and Jenna Marbles. Did one and keep appearing in one where they make these tiny ass little meals and they feed them to tiny ass little animals. So today I want all ambition. Look, this I have little pots and I also have a second camera angle queen because, you know, she's a good and this is the best part. Midge, I have a tiny kitchen. That's right. I have an entire little tiny ass kitchen bitch. It has a stove. It has a scene. It even has a fridge. Has fucking soda inside. Like this kitchen honestly is nicer than my kitchen. It definitely has less fake blood all over the place. No, no, you're thinking change. You don't have a small animal. Well, you'd be wrong. No, I don't have a durable, but I do have the second best thing, which is a very angry cat that eats everything. So at the end of this video, I'm going to let Cheeto dine at that little kitchen and probably eat the chairs. So let's get started first. I'm gonna start with pizza because I feel like that's the easiest thing to create. So here I have pizza crust. So this is like, full size. So I have to cut this into Hawaii size, so I'm just going to be using the top of a pickle jar. Push it. Oh, um, her motherfucking bitches on instagram are shook. This might actually were ripped. Durant. Now let's see. Oh, my God! E o! Oh, my God. I wish I was small. Wow. This is making me feel even bigger. It's like I'm an actual giant. Okay, so now it's time to add the sauce. So I'm trying not to add too much. Right? Here we go. That looks like one of my back blisters, Which I could make my back. Lister small. Okay, uh, spread the sauce around Cube. Now we're going to add the cheese. Now this cheese is already shredded. Should I cut it up? Even more to make it, like, really small. I love these new colorful knives. Like if somebody was coming at me with this, I would think it was, like, kind of a Nickelodeon game show. Like, I love the idea of a serial killer being like, Okay, do I want to go with the neon pink today? The orange. I use orange too much. We're using angry. Okay, so the cheese is now extra small. I'm going to put it on top. Oh, this is going to be so cute. All right, now separate pepperoni. I need to make these small thinking what I could do is take one of these? I don't know. I found in my tool drawer. Yeah. Have a tool drawer. It's right next to my wigs. All right, so I think I'm just gonna, like, pushed down here. And that should make a little work. No, that way. Just looks like a bleeding pimple. Koichi. OK, that's too small. All right, let's just use the knife again. Just gonna cut some little holes, okay? There is one forever more. Wow. I'm realizing I could have just used a bagel bite, because this is the same they. So now that we have pizza ready, it's time to cook it. Now, I'm not gonna put this in the oven. I was thinking we could take a faster approach, so I'm gonna be using a fucking blow torch. Wait. Here we go. 123 It's just burning e. Just cover the flame over it. Thing is actually kind of working, right? Does that look like pizza? Maybe burn the edges and I ruined my chair. Just get that My chair. It's okay. It's worth it's part. Just get the scythe. Cheeto, It's ready. Okay, so now that it's all cooked, it's time to cut off a slice. Oh, my God. This one's not cute at all. This is like a Barbie was having, Like a mental breakdown. She's like kids like Barbie put down the knife. Okay, here we go. Wait, Hold on. It's actually make a cute. I mean, I don't know. It kind of just looks like I was tearing off my foot skin and I went too far like it's not giving me like dominoes, Vives. Maybe little Caesars. Okay, well, let's put that aside. We'll let Cheeto be the judge and let's work on our next food, which is a burger. First, we're going to work with the fun. Now I'm thinking what we can do is just take the top off the bone and take this bottle cap, just like go right over it. Okay, so now we want to remove that, and hopefully this maid of God that is so fucking cute. It looks like a little fine. I'm gonna cry. I love this. Right. Let's just trim around the edges. Oh, my God. This is already going better than pizza. That's amazing. Oh, now let's make the bottom of it. It's the same thing around it. What if making tiny food is when you say God? Slime is shook? Sly, Miss Watling. Okay, Perfect. Oh, my God. Look, Look, bitch. Look at that cute ass. Okay, so now that the buns ready, we got confidence. So first, we're gonna slice a tomato. So I got these tiny ass little tomatoes, and I'm just going to slice one and 1/2 and I'm thinking it might look like a little tiny tomato slice. Okay. Oh, my God. Why am I so excited about this? This is so stupid, But I don't give a fuck, bitch. I'm bidding. I'm living my tiny ass life. By the way, I have a question about people that live in tiny houses. What happens when you take a big Dukie like, Do you just have a big air freshener? Or like, a big window? Because if I took a Dukie in a tiny house, there will be a tiny evacuation. Tiny community would leave. They don't pack up their tiny little bags, get in a time of the cars, Just go. Okay, So there's the tomatoes. I'm just gonna put those over to the side. And now this. I found these time. Yes, Onions in a chicken. If I slice it, you're a fucking tiny onions. Lights also make me cry. Tiny tears, which is a nice, refreshing change from my big ones. Go. Huh? Oh, my God. Gas bitch! It's a little onion slice. This is going to be so cute. When did I turn into this? Okay, so next is our tiny lettuce. And I basically just found these tiny ass fucking leaves. Whatever. It looks like lettuce. Perfect. Now, of course, we've got the Kraft singles. I guess we're just going to cut a little square. He announced that. Make the actual burger. So ask Rob. Patty's right here. Here's the Patty. Let's just press our little thing in here and never ever used this again. Okay, so here's our little burger. It's so cute. So I got this little hand to cook it in, but I don't know, I actually put this on the stove, So I think what I'm just gonna do is put this burger in the pan and then the load and I'm guessing it's not here. It's grilling time. Way working, my fucking chef. No, char. That looks actually good. Cheeto is going to. We'll probably die. Put this over. You don't like it pink in the middle. You don't care if you need anything. Sometimes you think about eating me in my sleep. Great. I'll just give it to me. Oh, okay. It's leaving. Get one more charge. Wait. Should I fucking melted cheese on top? Bitch! Dad Style! Oh, my God. Okay, Ready way. This'll is Cuba's thing I've ever seen. I'm dying. Oh, my God. I need hope. Way have to put this thing together. Let me play. Okay, so first, let's take the bun. But on the bottom, Let's take the burger. Oh, my God. Oh, look at it. Can you see it? Okay, now let's take the onion. Right? Is that how we do it? Press it on. Oh, my God. Take the tomato. Okay, Lettuce. Huge. And that should do. Just like a tiny drop of catch up. Shane. Perfect. Then the last. Oh, my God. This is the Cubist fucking thing I've ever seen. Bitch, I made this guy's Can you guys just give me a club? Give me something. I deserve it. Come on, Me, Shane, This guy I fucking made something good. Who so you. I mean, she has a big head like her head, no match rest of her body. But we're just getting word that we're gonna focus on her good features like her melted cheese and perfectly placed toppings. OK, her head fell off. But that's just cause it's too big for her body. And that's a disability. So stop tracking her. Uh, no. This is adorable. Cheetos gonna love this. Okay, so the last thing we make is kind of the classic item that you've probably seen everywhere. And those are the many kicks tax. So we're going to move over to the actual stove to do that because I can't use a blowtorch. OK, so first we have this ship, I don't know, it's pancake batter, and we have to add water to it. Okay, so I added water, and I think it's now, batter, we're gonna turn this on. That seems dangerous, right? Can't think my stove is broken. So the goal is to make these extremely small as opposed to when I normally make pancakes, where the goal is to make them the size of the pan. Okay, let's try to just drop, I think. Oh, that's so Oh, that's gonna be perfect. Just the tiniest little Oh, my God.